My years in the Northern Song Dynasty Guozijian

It is naturally a big event that the prince of the Liao Kingdom was almost buried in the mouth of a tiger in the Great Song Dynasty.No matter how you explain, the people of Song Dynasty are wronged after all, so facing the anger of Liao envoys, they can only make amends.

On the Guozijian side, because they were also on the court at the time, many students were terrified, so Wang Anshi reported to the court and temporarily decided to take a few days off to let the students relax.

It doesn't matter if you don't let him go, just take Qu Chengzhi as an example, anyone with hair is afraid now, and the people in the house comforted him for a long time before he got better.There were almost too many other people. After all, it was too scary for a few tigers to appear suddenly in a good game.

After Ye An parted with his friends, he walked alone on the street, with vendors and pedestrians around him discussing what happened yesterday.He was irritated when he heard it, and he couldn't help speeding up, thinking about going home and resting.

As a result, within two steps, he met Pan Yuanqing, hesitated for a moment, and went forward to say hello.

Pan Yuanqing saw that his brows were slightly frowned, and just as he was about to speak, the people around him said first: "Hey, it turns out that my younger brother knows such a handsome man, why don't you introduce him to your second brother?"

Only then did Ye An notice that there was someone else beside Pan Yuanqing, and this one seemed to be his elder brother.Taking a closer look, I couldn't help sighing, how could there be such a big gap between brothers?

This elder brother looks to be in his forties. If Mr. Pan is an idle nobleman, Brother Pan is an upstart contractor.Obviously he is not bad looking, but his steps are flimsy and he is dressed in colorful clothes. Now he is looking up and down Ye An with obscene and evil eyes.

Pan Yuanqing stood sideways to block Ye An, and said calmly: "Brother has eaten too much wine, and he can't even tell the difference between the students of the Imperial College. You should go back and wake up."

Xu Shi didn't expect that the usually taciturn little brother would refute, and Second Brother Pan was furious.So he took advantage of the wine to splatter, with a dirty mouth, and wanted to touch Ye An, but Pan Yuanqing grabbed his hand.

"Brother" Pan Yuanqing still looked sick, and said softly, "Go back."

"You..." Brother Pan wanted to scold someone, but when he looked up, he suddenly saw Pan Yuanqing's eyes, as if a basin of cold water had been poured on his head, and he lost all drunkenness in an instant.I was speechless for a long time.

Pan Yuanqing let go, thanked the other party, then turned around and took Ye An out of here.

The second brother Pan came back to his senses, as if he was quite ashamed that he would be suppressed, and regardless of the dissuasion of the people around him, he shouted in the street: "Pan Yuanqing, what are you! The master who can't write well and can't do martial arts also trembled in front of me! You should be living worse than a dog! Sooner or later, I will drive you out!"

Hearing the obscene words behind, Ye An was furious.Because the two of them were behind their backs just now, he didn't understand what was going on, he only knew that Pan Yuanqing restrained the second elder brother who spoke rudely, and in the end the other party even scolded the teacher, so he wanted to run to argue.

In the end, he didn't take two steps before he was pulled back by the collar.

"What are you doing?" Pan Yuanqing said helplessly.

"Let go of me! I'm going to give him two punches!" Ye An bared his teeth and claws, but he was helplessly small and short, and couldn't break free when he was caught.He could only say angrily: "How dare he say that about you, and he doesn't piss and look in the mirror, how could he do that!"

"He's not my second brother."

"Ah?" Ye An didn't react for a while.

Pan Yuanqing put it down, and simply tidied up his clothes, explaining: "He is the great-grandson of Zheng Wang Panmei, named Pan Xiaoyan. My grandfather is Pan Mei's adopted son, and the Pan family has raised me for so many years. I should be grateful. Besides... ..." He smiled self-deprecatingly: "Second brother is right, I really can't be good at writing or martial arts."

"Nothing!" Ye An wanted to jump up and retort, "Teacher, you are the most talented person in mathematics that I have met in my life!" In the academic environment of ancient times, he can understand the coordinate system and study ternary Equations, and much knowledge discovered thousands of years later, are already remarkable.Not everyone is talented in poetry and martial arts, and he can't learn it himself. Ye An doesn't think there is anything wrong with it.

But having said that, although he thought that the teacher was not an ordinary person before, he didn't expect it to be from Zheng Wang's family.Zheng Wang Pan Mei, who accompanied Song Tai and Zu to conquer the world, was called the number one hero, and was enshrined in the emperor's temple after death.The Pan family can be regarded as a veteran aristocrat in the Song Dynasty, but their descendants turned out to be so unworthy.

Ye An shook his head and said, "Forget it this time, next time you meet a student, you must teach him a lesson!"

The corners of Pan Yuanqing's mouth rose slightly, and he nodded.

Originally, he wanted to go home, but now that he met the teacher, Ye An decided to go to Washi together.It happened that he wanted to buy some books on mathematics. Pan Yuanqing was very familiar with this aspect, and the other party readily agreed after hearing what he said.

The two watched for a long time, and when they were about to go home, they found that there were many people around a booth in front of them. Ye An was a child who was good-natured and wanted to join in the fun, so he dragged Pan Yuanqing inside.

When he got to the front row and took a closer look, Hao Xuan was overwhelmed by the bloody smell.Good guy, I saw a huge tiger corpse lying on the ground, it seemed that it had been dead for a while.The person who set up the stall had profound facial features and a bald head, obviously a Liao native.

Seeing this, Ye An naturally understood what was going on, thinking that Yelubao Xinnu was almost buried in the tiger's mouth. Although Da Song had already apologized, he probably couldn't swallow this breath in his heart.So they picked the most ferocious tiger and killed it to vent their anger. The left and right belonged to their own country, and the Song Dynasty could not say anything.After the killing, he felt that there was no place to deal with it, so he asked his subordinates to buy it in Washi.

Looking at the tiger carcasses all over the ground, Ye An moved a little bit of compassion, turned his head and couldn't bear to look at it, but unexpectedly saw Pan Xiaoyan here, holding a beautiful woman in his arms, pointing the country to the tiger.

"This beast died well. I was also in the stadium that day. If the imperial army hadn't moved too fast, I would have gone down to subdue the tiger."

The women on the left and right smiled coquettishly and complimented him repeatedly.

At this time, the Liao man said, "These things are for sale, and the one with the highest price will get it." It seems that his Chinese is not very good, and it is quite difficult for him to speak Chinese.Then he took out an iron cage from behind, lifted the black cloth covering it, and revealed the inside, "This one is also for sale, let's sell it first."

The onlookers commented one after another: "Isn't this a raccoon slave? How can you even sell cats? The Liao Kingdom is too poor."

"Yeah, but don't tell me, this raccoon slave looks weird. Why are his ears so big and black fur? Isn't it some kind of ghost?"

Seeing that the topic was going off the rails, the Liao people became anxious, and hurriedly said: "This is from Persia to Xixia, and Xixia gave it to us! It's not a cat. The big one died and left the small one. The big one is as big as this." He stretched his arms and gestured. for a moment.

"Bragging! How can a cat grow like this!" Passers-by laughed one after another, and the Liao people were clumsy and couldn't explain it clearly.

Ye An squatted down and looked at the animal. It has short reddish-brown fur, a white belly, and two iconic big ears. This is... a caracal, right?Strictly speaking, it is also a cat.This caracal cat seemed to be only a few months old, obviously the noisy environment around made it a little uneasy, seeing Ye An keep making threatening sounds of "haha".

It's pitiful enough, should I buy it... Ye An thought hesitantly.

At this moment, the woman in Pan Xiaoyan's arms said coquettishly: "Master, our building has been plagued by rats recently, why don't you invite this raccoon slave back."

Pan Xiaoyan didn't think too much about how much money a cat can have, so he swaggered forward and said proudly: "I want this beast, let's make a price."

The people of Liao took a look at him, making sure that his clothes were okay, and then he said cautiously: "Fifty guan", thinking that the people of Song Dynasty are not familiar with this item, so they wanted [-] guan, so hurry up and sell it at a discount. .

"How much?" Pan Xiaoyan opened his eyes wide in disbelief, fifty guan for a broken cat? !You can buy a lot of land in the suburbs of Beijing, go crazy!Don't think that all the rich sons in Beijing spend a lot of money.As the second son of the family, Pan Xiaoyan has no ability if he can't win the title, so he finally selected a seventh-rank envoy for the treasury through operation. It is still quite difficult to get fifty guan at once.The dog around him didn't expect it to be so expensive, so he persuaded him anxiously, bluntly saying that the cat was no longer needed.

The crowd burst into ridicule, but they were not to blame. The main reason was that Pan Xiaoyan's pretense was so disgusting at first, but now he just slapped him in the face.

Pan Xiaoyan stared at the cat viciously, and just about to speak, he heard a voice from behind: "I give 55 guan, give me the cat." Looking back, his good-for-nothing brother and his concubine were also here. His face became even uglier.

And Ye An, who just made a sound, didn't think much about it, mainly because he saw that the ink was there for a long time, and there was a fierce look in his eyes, and he felt that the cat would not get better if he held it.It's better to ask for it yourself, because he often watched the animal world in his previous life, and he also has a good understanding of the habits of caracal cats.

But Pan Xiaoyan didn't think so. In his eyes, this was his younger brother humiliating himself together with outsiders.His face was blood red with anger, and he squeezed out a few words between his teeth: "I give 56... the cat gives me."

"58 strings"

"59 strings"

"Sixty"

……

The asking price was getting higher and higher, and the crowd gathered more and more. Ye An became a little impatient, and said directly: "I can give it to you right now." He took out a piece of gold from his pocket and put it on the case. shoot.

The Liao people looked at Ye An, who was calm and unblinking, and at Pan Xiaoyan, who was red-faced and short of breath, and decisively handed the cage to the former.

Pan Xiaoyan was very angry, turned around and saw Pan Yuanqing standing there calmly, allowing his concubine to humiliate him, and immediately scolded: "Little brother, brother, I really underestimated you. Although he is a waste, he is good at serving people. He has been begging for mercy for a long time, and he can eat meat and bones from time to time!"

His tone was dirty and obscene, and it was obvious that Pan Yuanqing served others with sex.Ye An was embarrassed, looked at his small body that had just reached the teacher's chest, and thought that he had to be so blind to say such a thing, and wanted to refute, but was stopped by the teacher again.

"???" Ye An wanted to ask, but saw him glance at him, so he understood it, and immediately shut up and stood obediently.

The stall owner, the Liao people, ignored the scolding and fighting between the two sides, pointed to the ground and continued: "Tiger, one, 3000 taels."

People around were stunned, 3000 taels, how much is this? !Only a few nodded. The tiger's skin was intact, and the tiger's head and bones were gathered together.Today it is cold, and it can be stored for a long time. 3000 taels are not expensive.

As soon as he finished speaking, Pan Yuanqing said, "I want 3000 taels."

And Pan Xiaoyan rolled his eyes, and suddenly interjected: "I'll offer three thousand and one hundred taels, the tiger will give it to me."

Just now he struggled to even fifty guan, and he knew that he would not be able to spend so much money, but he deliberately raised the price because he saw that the two of them had money.

Sure enough, Pan Yuanqing continued to follow the price: "Three thousand and five hundred taels."

"Three thousand five hundred taels!"

At the end of the journey to 5000 taels, Pan Xiaoyan panted heavily, showing a little timidity.

At this moment, Pan Yuanqing untied the money bag from his waist, threw it on the table like Ye An just now, and said flatly, "6000 taels."

The scene reappeared, and it really stimulated the other party.Pan Xiaoyan's eyes were red, and he said arrogantly: "7000 taels!" I will make you bleed today.

Unexpectedly, Pan Yuanqing put away the money bag suddenly: "Brother is bold, since you need tiger bones to make up your body so much, I won't fight with you, please." After speaking, he cupped his hands and took Ye An out of here.

"Ah?" Pan Xiaoyan stood there stupidly, seeing that the two were about to leave, he subconsciously chased after them, but as soon as he moved his legs, he was held down by the stall owner.

The Liao man drew out his waist saber and placed it around his neck, and shouted, "What? I don't want to give you any money after I shoot it! Are you really insulting me!"

"No, no, no..." Pan Xiaoyan was so frightened that his legs went limp, he waved his hands repeatedly, and couldn't say a word for a long time.Seeing that the situation was not good, the people around him sneaked away, and the onlookers were worried about hurting the innocent, so they all dispersed, and he was the only one left to explain.

Ye An leaned on the wall and couldn't breathe from laughing, that expression of Pan Xiaoyan's lovelessness in the end was too funny.

Pan Yuanqing stood quietly on the side, although he didn't make a sound, he also smiled.

"So, what is Pan Xiaoyan going to do next?" Ye An asked with interest.

"In the end, the Pan family will make a move." Pan Yuanqing thought for a while, "It's not a problem to sell the tiger for 4000 taels.

"Then teacher, will you be made things difficult for me?" Ye An suddenly reacted and asked worriedly.

"I moved out a long time ago," Pan Yuanqing shook his head, signaling that it's okay.

At this time, the cage under his feet suddenly heard the sound of "haha", and Ye An remembered that there was a caracal cat.Immediately, he opened the cage to take the cat out, but the caracal was full of wildness and bit his hand frantically.

"Hiss—" Ye An was in pain. Although the caracal cat was only a few months old and small in size, it still hurts to be scratched.So he withdrew his hand back, but the cat saw that there was a gap, and jumped out with a rub.

But within two steps, he was grabbed by the back of the neck and picked up.Pan Yuanqing lifted it up to eye level and looked at it coldly.The caracal seemed to sense something, made a pitiful "mimi" sound, and trembled.

"Thanks to your quick hands, teacher!" Ye An didn't know why, and grabbed the cat.Feeling the caracal huddled in his arms in a small ball, clawing at his front with its paws.Ye An was flattered, what's the matter, he suddenly became so obedient?

"Maybe you're hungry." Pan Yuanqing said calmly, and then asked, "How do you plan to raise it?"

"That's it. I'm still young. Feed some goat's milk, eggs, minced meat, etc. When it grows up, I'll feed it rabbits and chickens. I remember seeing it in a book before. This thing doesn't seem to eat internal organs. If you don’t eat fur, you have to deal with the food.” Ye An pawed the cat with gusto, then thought of something, and said, “By the way, teacher, give it a name!”

Pan Yuanqing was a little surprised: "Why is it me?"

"It's not who you are." Ye An replied plausibly: "I planned to go home directly today, but I just decided to go to Washi temporarily because I met a teacher, so Maomao also has your share."

As he spoke, he raised the caracal with both hands, and said happily: "I think it likes Teacher very much too! Otherwise, it wouldn't be so clingy after passing through your hands!" The caracal looked at Pan Yuanqing, its tail was stiff, and its eyes were wet. somewhat similar to his master.

"Okay." Pan Yuanqing pondered for a moment, and said: "'Humayi North Wind, Yue Bird's Nest South Branch' originally came from Persia, and this matter was caused by a tiger, so..."

"Yeah!" Ye An's eyes were full of little stars, the teacher is so good, what name will he give?

"Let's call it Huzi." Pan Yuanqing patted the caracal cat's head.

Ye An: "..."