This is two Alphas dating

"Don't wait for the gastroenteritis to show your abdominal muscles first." Yin Gu rubbed his stomach, laughing sorely.

"That's only 16 yuan." Yu Chengsong Bianle supported the water dispenser, feeling that he could knock the water dispenser to leak.

"That's a good deal." Yin Gu clapped his hands approvingly.

"Why are you so short of smoking?" Yu Chengsong glanced at him, "Hurry up and order, don't say I don't feel it, once you say it, I think I will die immediately if I don't eat."

"Don't say such unlucky words." Yin Gu turned on the phone and glanced at him.

"Do you still believe in this?" Yu Chengsong laughed, "All the grandpas and aunts downstairs know that they believe in science. Don't you feel that you are a bit behind the times?"

"I didn't believe it before," Yin Gu said, "Now I believe it a little bit. After all, every existence should be respected. Fate is very wonderful."

"All right." Yu Chengsong said.

"Does Chengdi have any taboos? He doesn't eat spicy food or anything." Yin Gu ordered their fried chicken and added two more bottles of beer.

"No, pigs can be fed whatever they want." Yu Chengsong walked to him and looked at his mobile phone. "The little beggar likes to eat everything."

"Well," Yin Gu nodded, "That's the same as you."

"Let's fight openly," Yu Chengsong looked at him, "I'm serious."

"Forget it," Yin Gule said, "I'm so scared."

The fried chicken was delivered within 10 minutes. Three people ate on the coffee table, and Yu Chengsong sat in the middle.

Crying wantonly was really exhausting, he didn't even bother to praise the fried chicken as delicious, he buried his head and threw it into his mouth.

"I didn't say I wanted to grab yours." Yin Gu handed him a bottle of opened beer, "Eat slowly."

"If you slow down, there will be no atmosphere," Yu Chengsong said casually, drank a sip of beer, and his stomach was cold all the way, "It's cool."

When the atmosphere arrived, Yu Chengsong's mood brightened, he mercifully poured a glass of orange juice for Yu Chengdi, and pushed it over.

Yu Chengdi was so excited that he got carried away and asked, "Why are your eyes so red?"

This kind of proposition.

"Huh?" Yu Chengsong took the fried chicken hand for a while, looked at him, and the corner of his mouth curled up, "Yeah, just thinking about it—"

"My sauce is also quite delicious." Yin Gu quickly took a piece of chicken dipped in sauce and put it to his mouth, and said with a smile, "Try it."

Yu Chengsong looked at the hand in front of him, rolled his Adam's apple, and opened his mouth.

It's really the age when you are young and your mood is flying, the moment you touch Yin Gu's finger through the plastic bag, Yu Chengsong feels that something is wrong with him now.

He is so healthy.

People are used to changing the subject when they are embarrassed, and now there is only one Yu Chengdi in the room besides the cause of the incident.

"Little idiot, you—" Yu Chengsong looked at Yin Gu.

"It doesn't seem so cold anymore." Yin Gu put the honey water that was fed to his mouth on his lips again, "Try it, if it doesn't work, I'll freeze it in the refrigerator."

"Fuck," Yu Chengsong was happy, swallowed what was in his mouth, took another sip of honey water, then pointed at him and said, "Just let him go."

"Who am I spoiling?" Yin Gu looked at him inexplicably, "I'm spoiling you."

Yu Chengsong opened his mouth, and found that he had no way to refute.

Judging from Yin Gu's character, he did challenge a lot of bottom lines, not to mention that he was safe and sound, and even took advantage of it...

This sentence is so impeccable.

He held it in for a long time, until the fried chicken didn't taste good, and then he choked out a sentence that could barely break the tie: "I haven't spoiled you?"

"Yes, yes, I'm used to it," Yin Gu fed him another piece, "Try this slightly spicy sauce, it's also delicious, you should be able to accept this level of spiciness."

Yu Chengsong opened his mouth and almost bit Yin Gu's finger.

Yu Chengdi looked at his elder brother, then at Gu Ge, and finally moved quietly towards Gu Ge.

I always feel like my brother is about to explode...

After dinner, Yin Gu went to the kitchen to wash the dishes, while Yu Chengsong leaned on the sofa to digest, with his arms resting on the back of Yu Chengdi's sofa, pointing his back every now and then.

"What's the matter?" Yu Chengsong took a puff of cigarette, glanced at him, "start from the beginning."

"I was doing my homework in class at noon today, and I didn't go out to play—" Yu Cheng's second sentence was interrupted.

"No one praises you for your hard work." Yu Chengsong patted him on the head, "Get to the point."

"That's the point!" Yu Chengdi frowned angrily, and sped up his speech: "Then the squad leader suddenly called me at the door, saying that Mom came to look for me. I thought they were teasing me, so I went out."

"They're teasing you, shouldn't you ignore them," Yu Chengsong said, "You go out to show that you want to play with them, and you pretend to do your homework, you little idiot."

"You..." Yu Chengdi clenched his fists, "This, this is not the point! You still say it!"

"Oh, then I was wrong," Yu Chengsong said lightly, apologizing, and scratched the gauze on his head with his fingertips, "Tell me, how did you do it."

The eldest brother's strikes were never light or heavy. Yu Chengdi was afraid of pain, so he dodged for a while, but he didn't dodge, but the hand on his head was so light that he sat up straight with confidence.

"Then I saw my mother, and she called me over with a normal expression, and I did, I went over..." Yu Chengdi looked at Yu Chengsong with a guilty conscience, seeing that he was not sarcasm before continuing: "She Asked me if I stole Yu Chengyuan's photo, I said no, she asked if it was you, I said no. Then she went crazy and knocked my head on the stairs..."

"Do you know where the mistake started?" Yu Chengsong dusted off the cigarette and looked at him.

"...I, I shouldn't go out with her." Yu Chengdi lowered his head.

"The second one." Yu Chengsong said.

"...The first, the second?" Yu Chengdi blinked in confusion.

"She beat you, wouldn't you beat her?" Yu Chengsong frowned, "Why are you such an idiot, standing up and being beaten?"

"I... forgot..." Yu Chengdi lowered his head, his fingers almost twisted into twists.

"Then?" Yu Chengsong asked.

"Then...then..." Yu Chengdi broke out in sweat. Every time he was beaten, his elder brother would take him to reflect on what step he did wrong. At this time, the elder brother was very strict, and he dared not refute, "I will do it next time." Definitely strike back!"

"Make sure you can beat me before you fight back, otherwise you will give away the head," Yu Chengsong poked him on the head, "Run if you are sure you can run, bite her arms and kick her legs if you are caught, and run as hard as she can while she is not paying attention. Don't look back."

"Oh..." Yu Chengdi nodded.

"Do you know why you can't turn back?" Yu Chengsong glanced at the kitchen, Yin Gu dropped an iron basin, and there was a bang, echoing.

"I don't know..." Yu Chengdi looked at him expectantly, looking for an answer.

But the wicked brother just wanted to tease him.

"Why don't you know anything?" Yu Chengsong clicked his tongue and looked at him regretfully, "I didn't cure you, change your head."

"You...you have so many things to do!" Yu Chengdi gritted his teeth.

"Because you're stupid." Yu Chengsong hooked the corners of his mouth and beat him to pieces.

The little idiot broke his head, and he had to find an angle to flick his brain.

"Brother Gu doesn't have as many things as you do." Yu Chengdi said angrily.

"That's because he's used to you," Yu Chengsong unconsciously looked at the kitchen again, Yin Gu occasionally showed his back, in a white T-shirt, with a straight back, "If someone is in charge of you, someone has to scold you hard, No need to be thankful, I voluntarily."

"..." Yu Chengdi glared at him, "Shameless."

Yin Gu packed the kitchen and came out, seeing Yu Chengdi who was looking depressed, he couldn't help laughing: "Why are you bullying the children again?"

"Fucking child," Yu Chengsong lazily pressed out the cigarette butt, and leaned back on the sofa as if he had no bones, "Why are you so squeamish."

"Huh?" Yin Gu sat next to him and handed the washed apples one by one, "What's wrong with me?"

"That's it." Yu Chengsong pinched Yu Chengdi's baby fat until it turned red, and then looked at Yin Gu, "Is my heart broken from pain?"

"That's right," Yin Gu sighed, "It's even more broken than Chengdi's composition."

"..." Yu Chengdi looked dumbfounded, why did he feel that he was always the one who got hurt.

Yu Chengsong received a call from Zhou Zheyu at around six o'clock, and saw the caller ID only to realize that he forgot to tell him that he left early.

He went to the balcony to answer the phone, and the moment he pressed the answer button, he was shocked by a series of high decibels.

"I rely on me, rely on me! Where are you when you're not at home? The neighbors say you haven't been home? You're not at school either! You are so fucking mysterious now!"

"Ah?" Yu Chengsong was taken aback, "You went to my house?"

"Fuck, otherwise!" Zhou Zheyu's wind roared, he should be riding a bicycle, "Your mother is so ruthless today, I almost opened the scoop even if I knocked on the door, fortunately I am strong and fast!"

"That may be because you have such a good relationship with me," Yu Chengsong smiled wickedly for a long time, "You have buffs on you."

"It's a fucking debuff!" Zhou Zheyu howled, "My mother asked me to bring you some braised pork, but you're not at home, so let me face the wind and rain alone! Where are you?"

"At noon, my mother went to school and beat Cheng Di," Yu Chengsong said, "I went to the hospital to pick him up."

"Fuck!" Zhou Zheyu was shocked, and then asked worriedly: "Is Chengdi okay? Where are you two hiding now? Why didn't you come to my house? My house is empty."

"..." Yu Chengsong glanced at his geographical location, he didn't know how to describe it, so he could only say, "At Yin Gu's house."

"I know the fuck!" Zhou Zheyu shouted.

Yu Chengsong startled him, "You fucking know how poor you are!"

This kind of comment from a good brother made him a little scared unexpectedly, a certain answer was ready to come out in his heart, but he began to retreat.

In fact, it’s not considered a retreat. It can only be said that the contestants who are used to answering the questions by themselves suddenly turned to the answer page and couldn’t help but doubt the correct answer.

"The relationship between our two brothers is still lost to love!" Zhou Zheyu yelled in pain, and Yu Chengsong could imagine how the uncle and aunt walking on the street looking at him with the eyes of the second fool.

"What are you talking about?" Yu Chengsong took out the cigarette case and squeezed it, "Why do we love each other?"

"Come on, I can't explain it to you, scumbag," Zhou Zheyu said, "Do you still want braised pork? If you want, I can hold my torn heart and send it to your love lair."

"You take me to school tomorrow." Yu Chengsong automatically ignored the nest of love, a fool who failed Chinese and had a lot of words.

"Impossible," Zhou Zheyu said decisively, "Tomorrow, I can only pretend to be in my stomach and take you to school."

"You—" Yu Chengsong tilted his head inadvertently, and caught a glimpse of the shadow at the door.

He didn't close the balcony door, and Zhou Zheyu's loud voice could definitely hear what he said at this distance.I don't know when Yin Gu came over, did he hear his phrase "what do we love?" and how much he heard.

Immediately a little apprehensive.

"Do you want it?" Yin Gu raised the Wangzai milk in his hand with a natural expression, and laughed: "It's iced."

In view of this person's acting skills even if the sky is falling, Yu Chengsong did not draw conclusions without authorization, raised his hand to catch the milk, and asked casually, "Has he finished his homework?"

"Well," Yin Gu said, "I'll help him learn English later."

"Are you two getting along so naturally?" Zhou Zheyu asked suddenly.

Yu Chengsong looked at Yin Gu's back and said in a low voice, "It's only natural that this is shit."

Isn't this the normal conversation between him and Yin Gu?

"Fuck me?" Zhou Zheyu was inexplicably angry, "You used to be so relaxed only when you were with me, okay?"

"Then you are awesome." Yu Chengsong applauded him.

"Why do I feel that you are speaking in a strange way now." Zhou Zheyu said.

"I learned from Yin Gu," Yu Chengsong said, "If you have seen the real face under the skin of others, you will know what it means to be yin and yang."

"You can't talk without him now!" Zhou Zheyu tutted, "I think you are taking jujube pills."

"Your eyes can see the barrenness." Yu Chengsong snorted, but he began to feel uncertain.

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