Through the wild jungle to be king
Chapter 59 The Origin of Priests
Ji Haoran remembers his first history class when he was in elementary school. When the history teacher talked about the Beijinger Yuanmou, he was very emotional; when he talked about the Hemudu culture, he sighed; It is even more exciting.
But now, when Nani is heartbroken and gives him the honor of popularizing the great beast of the beast god, why does he... always want to laugh?
This is an absolutely undesirable idea, and its disgusting degree is absolutely no less than eating pig's head in front of Muslims.
Well, such a metaphor is a bit wicked, but...he couldn't help it.
In the end, he had no choice but to lower his head more and more, his eyelids drooped more and more, to a certain extent, and for some reason, Ji Haoran fell asleep.
In the dream, Ji Haoran found himself running, running endlessly, he didn't know if he was in a hurry or someone was chasing him, anyway, he was in a hurry, just running, the trees and grasses around him were all rushing behind him, It's like flying, and these trees and grass are very strange. The crown grows on the ground and the roots grow in the head.He also thought that the trees and grass growing up and down his head were very interesting, and then he realized that it wasn't the tree that had grown upside down, but that his head and feet were being carried by something...
Ji Haoran woke up in shock.
When he woke up, he realized that he was covered in cold sweat.
He thought of the man who was carried by the old golden mane by the unknown river, that posture... Isn't the world he saw upside down?
Ji Haoran had goosebumps all over again.
A voice sounded in the darkness nearby, scaring Ji Haoran to the point of jumping up.
"Ji, are you awake?"
Ji Haoran let out a sigh of relief, it was Nani.And it was probably woken up by Ji Haoran, his voice was still sticking with that kind of half-dream and half-awake.
Ji Haoran groaned, "Nani? You...why didn't you go back?" He remembered that Nani was called away by Attica as soon as it got dark last time, that kid with Oedipus wished he could tie Nani around his waist .
There was a rustling sound from Nani's side. I don't know what he was playing with, and the room suddenly lit up. Although it was still very dark, the silhouette of the person opposite could be seen clearly.
"Thirsty, or hungry? Or... what's wrong?"
Ji Haoran shook his head, he was also a little confused, "No, I just woke up."
Nani thought for a while and said, "Let's eat something, I've been keeping it warm for you." Then Nani got up, busy inside and out, and after a while, brought Ji Haoran a bowl of hot noodle soup.
When the scent rushed into his nose, Ji Haoran realized that he was really a little hungry, picked up the spoon and began to eat...
After eating a bowl of noodle soup, the comfort is indescribable. Ji Haoran touched his belly very comfortably, and then he froze. He touched it again in disbelief. It was smooth and slippery. What's the matter with the touch...
"Damn, lean, lean, lean, lean!" Ji Haoran froze his hand to lift the quilt with the bony half-stretched watermelon rind on his belly, not knowing whether he should continue to lift the quilt or just let it go.
But Nani poked his head around to look around, and then said worriedly, "What's the matter, you are being dishonest again?"
Ji Haoran was smart this time, and instantly understood that this dishonesty probably meant fetal movement, and immediately froze in the posture of touching his stomach.
Seeing that he was silent, Nani stretched out a hand in surprise.
Ji Haoran patted Nani away without saying a word, which startled Nani, made Ji Haoran feel embarrassed, cleared his throat, and said as if explaining and quibbling, "No, it's not dishonest,...it's just When did it get so big? I didn’t realize it, it was so big suddenly, I was shocked.”
Or that orcs have solid eyes. After hearing what Ji Haoran said, Nani immediately understood, but what he said next could firmly pull Ji Haoran's mood to the bottom, completely cloudy.
He said, "If you are scared now, what will you do when you are about to give birth? It will be so big..."
The two of them compared their hands in the gesture of holding their stomachs, and Ji Haoran was speechless for a moment. Isn't that really a pregnant woman?
However, as if to verify the old saying - there is no worst but worse!From that day on, Ji Haoran found that his body was running in a very conventional direction, nausea, vomiting, loss of appetite, sore waist and knees, leg cramps...all kinds of problems came out of the cage.
These miserable problems started almost overnight, making it too late for Ji Haoran to make corresponding mental preparations, and sometimes even wishing he could go back to the time when he was lying on the ground unable to move, at least that Sometimes he just feels weak and empty, and can't find the sense of existence of his body!It's much better than all the organs screaming and declaring their presence now.
To make matters worse, a few nights later, Ji Haoran found himself incontinent at night.
Sitting aside with a piece of animal skin on, watching Nani walk up and down to clean up the mess he made, the embarrassment, shame, and embarrassment almost drowned him, and there was always a trace of The smell of fishy smell made Ji Haoran's face flush red as if it had been burned.
Nani took the animal skin that Ji Haoran urinated on outside to the yard, planning to wash it in the river at dawn.Then he re-laid the animal hide on the ground. Before laying the animal hide, he carefully roasted the animal hide near the fire for a while, and then spread it back to the original place when the temperature rose. This thoughtfulness made Ji Haoran even more ... I feel ashamed.
When he was doing these things, he kept looking at Ji Haoran from time to time, with a smile on his face all the time, it was this smile that made Ji Haoran feel like he was sitting on pins and needles, wishing he could escape out the door.
After everything was done, Nani sat down, looked at the jumping flames, and suddenly let out a long sigh.
Ji Haoran was stunned.
Nani tilted his head to look at him and said, "Don't worry, it will pass."
Ji Haoran said in his heart that I also know that it will always pass, but isn't it not yet?
Nani saw that his hands and feet were cramped, so he had no choice but to comfort him and said, "Really, I guess you don't even know the origin of the beast gods and holy beasts, and you must not know that every generation of holy beasts will give birth to them." An unrelated thing."
Nani leaned over and half-kneeled beside Ji Haoran, probably because the expression on his face was too solemn, so when he stroked Ji Haoran's slightly shiny belly, Ji Haoran didn't push him away again, and , I didn't feel itchy.
"...The Beast God gave everything he could for this land, even paying in advance for his descendants. However, this is the responsibility of the Beast God, to protect this land, at all costs... ...He is worthy of heaven and earth, worthy of the creation god that gave birth to him, but...he is sorry for a single person!"
"You guessed who that person is, right? Yes, it's his partner."
"From the day they merged into one, the Beast God and his partner, their lives are connected together, which is the real meaning of life and death together. Originally, the life of the Beast God would be very long. When his The partner can't bear it, he can share his life with his partner, so that they can continue to support each other and live in the world. But now the beast god devotes all his energy to the land he guards, everything has changed, He wants to share his partner's limited energy instead!"
"...All the beast gods want to cut off the connection between him and his partner before he dies, so that his partner can continue to live in the world..."
"If they are really in love, his partner will definitely not agree with him?" Ji Haoran inserted himself into the topic.
Nani looked at him like, "Of course!"
"so?"
"They made love for the last time, and passed on all the remaining spirit and life of the Beast God and his partner to the life bred by their great love!"
"That's the origin of every generation of priests in Shengjinyuan..."
But now, when Nani is heartbroken and gives him the honor of popularizing the great beast of the beast god, why does he... always want to laugh?
This is an absolutely undesirable idea, and its disgusting degree is absolutely no less than eating pig's head in front of Muslims.
Well, such a metaphor is a bit wicked, but...he couldn't help it.
In the end, he had no choice but to lower his head more and more, his eyelids drooped more and more, to a certain extent, and for some reason, Ji Haoran fell asleep.
In the dream, Ji Haoran found himself running, running endlessly, he didn't know if he was in a hurry or someone was chasing him, anyway, he was in a hurry, just running, the trees and grasses around him were all rushing behind him, It's like flying, and these trees and grass are very strange. The crown grows on the ground and the roots grow in the head.He also thought that the trees and grass growing up and down his head were very interesting, and then he realized that it wasn't the tree that had grown upside down, but that his head and feet were being carried by something...
Ji Haoran woke up in shock.
When he woke up, he realized that he was covered in cold sweat.
He thought of the man who was carried by the old golden mane by the unknown river, that posture... Isn't the world he saw upside down?
Ji Haoran had goosebumps all over again.
A voice sounded in the darkness nearby, scaring Ji Haoran to the point of jumping up.
"Ji, are you awake?"
Ji Haoran let out a sigh of relief, it was Nani.And it was probably woken up by Ji Haoran, his voice was still sticking with that kind of half-dream and half-awake.
Ji Haoran groaned, "Nani? You...why didn't you go back?" He remembered that Nani was called away by Attica as soon as it got dark last time, that kid with Oedipus wished he could tie Nani around his waist .
There was a rustling sound from Nani's side. I don't know what he was playing with, and the room suddenly lit up. Although it was still very dark, the silhouette of the person opposite could be seen clearly.
"Thirsty, or hungry? Or... what's wrong?"
Ji Haoran shook his head, he was also a little confused, "No, I just woke up."
Nani thought for a while and said, "Let's eat something, I've been keeping it warm for you." Then Nani got up, busy inside and out, and after a while, brought Ji Haoran a bowl of hot noodle soup.
When the scent rushed into his nose, Ji Haoran realized that he was really a little hungry, picked up the spoon and began to eat...
After eating a bowl of noodle soup, the comfort is indescribable. Ji Haoran touched his belly very comfortably, and then he froze. He touched it again in disbelief. It was smooth and slippery. What's the matter with the touch...
"Damn, lean, lean, lean, lean!" Ji Haoran froze his hand to lift the quilt with the bony half-stretched watermelon rind on his belly, not knowing whether he should continue to lift the quilt or just let it go.
But Nani poked his head around to look around, and then said worriedly, "What's the matter, you are being dishonest again?"
Ji Haoran was smart this time, and instantly understood that this dishonesty probably meant fetal movement, and immediately froze in the posture of touching his stomach.
Seeing that he was silent, Nani stretched out a hand in surprise.
Ji Haoran patted Nani away without saying a word, which startled Nani, made Ji Haoran feel embarrassed, cleared his throat, and said as if explaining and quibbling, "No, it's not dishonest,...it's just When did it get so big? I didn’t realize it, it was so big suddenly, I was shocked.”
Or that orcs have solid eyes. After hearing what Ji Haoran said, Nani immediately understood, but what he said next could firmly pull Ji Haoran's mood to the bottom, completely cloudy.
He said, "If you are scared now, what will you do when you are about to give birth? It will be so big..."
The two of them compared their hands in the gesture of holding their stomachs, and Ji Haoran was speechless for a moment. Isn't that really a pregnant woman?
However, as if to verify the old saying - there is no worst but worse!From that day on, Ji Haoran found that his body was running in a very conventional direction, nausea, vomiting, loss of appetite, sore waist and knees, leg cramps...all kinds of problems came out of the cage.
These miserable problems started almost overnight, making it too late for Ji Haoran to make corresponding mental preparations, and sometimes even wishing he could go back to the time when he was lying on the ground unable to move, at least that Sometimes he just feels weak and empty, and can't find the sense of existence of his body!It's much better than all the organs screaming and declaring their presence now.
To make matters worse, a few nights later, Ji Haoran found himself incontinent at night.
Sitting aside with a piece of animal skin on, watching Nani walk up and down to clean up the mess he made, the embarrassment, shame, and embarrassment almost drowned him, and there was always a trace of The smell of fishy smell made Ji Haoran's face flush red as if it had been burned.
Nani took the animal skin that Ji Haoran urinated on outside to the yard, planning to wash it in the river at dawn.Then he re-laid the animal hide on the ground. Before laying the animal hide, he carefully roasted the animal hide near the fire for a while, and then spread it back to the original place when the temperature rose. This thoughtfulness made Ji Haoran even more ... I feel ashamed.
When he was doing these things, he kept looking at Ji Haoran from time to time, with a smile on his face all the time, it was this smile that made Ji Haoran feel like he was sitting on pins and needles, wishing he could escape out the door.
After everything was done, Nani sat down, looked at the jumping flames, and suddenly let out a long sigh.
Ji Haoran was stunned.
Nani tilted his head to look at him and said, "Don't worry, it will pass."
Ji Haoran said in his heart that I also know that it will always pass, but isn't it not yet?
Nani saw that his hands and feet were cramped, so he had no choice but to comfort him and said, "Really, I guess you don't even know the origin of the beast gods and holy beasts, and you must not know that every generation of holy beasts will give birth to them." An unrelated thing."
Nani leaned over and half-kneeled beside Ji Haoran, probably because the expression on his face was too solemn, so when he stroked Ji Haoran's slightly shiny belly, Ji Haoran didn't push him away again, and , I didn't feel itchy.
"...The Beast God gave everything he could for this land, even paying in advance for his descendants. However, this is the responsibility of the Beast God, to protect this land, at all costs... ...He is worthy of heaven and earth, worthy of the creation god that gave birth to him, but...he is sorry for a single person!"
"You guessed who that person is, right? Yes, it's his partner."
"From the day they merged into one, the Beast God and his partner, their lives are connected together, which is the real meaning of life and death together. Originally, the life of the Beast God would be very long. When his The partner can't bear it, he can share his life with his partner, so that they can continue to support each other and live in the world. But now the beast god devotes all his energy to the land he guards, everything has changed, He wants to share his partner's limited energy instead!"
"...All the beast gods want to cut off the connection between him and his partner before he dies, so that his partner can continue to live in the world..."
"If they are really in love, his partner will definitely not agree with him?" Ji Haoran inserted himself into the topic.
Nani looked at him like, "Of course!"
"so?"
"They made love for the last time, and passed on all the remaining spirit and life of the Beast God and his partner to the life bred by their great love!"
"That's the origin of every generation of priests in Shengjinyuan..."
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