Food on the tip of your tongue
Chapter 17
Looking at his intact little face, he said distressedly.
Ren Chongsheng lowered his head and covered it with the hair scattered on his forehead: "It's an old injury, it's fine."
"It can't be cured?" Zhang Yonghuan said: "Put on some beauty cream, muscle-promoting pain-relieving powder or something?"
He remembered that there seemed to be something similar to the kind he mentioned circulating in the market during the Han Dynasty, right?
Ren Chongsheng smiled and said, "Why is a big man so effeminate, that's fine."
Zhang Yonghuan was noncommittal, because men don't rely on their faces for food anyway.
With a handsome face, it's useless to have a two hundred and five inside. Men fight for strength and character, and women fight for beauty!
"I want to eat." The little tail grabbed Zhan Feng's arm and said, "The big one is mine." The domineering self-style that belongs to Zhu Xie is clearly evident.
Zhan Feng grinned: "Success."
Removed the grilled grass carp from the fire, checked it, carefully broke off the twigs from the tree branch, handed it to Xiaowei and said: "Be careful of the fishbone."
"Thank you." Swallowing his saliva, he took the fish, sat beside Zhang Yonghuan, and started eating with salt and pepper.
Zhang Yonghuan also impatiently flipped through the [-]% to [-]% of the rabbits that were roasted in his hands. When I get hungry, my head becomes dizzy, my eyes turn green, and everything seems to be eaten.
Ren Chongsheng handed over the roasted rabbit in his hand: "This one is ready."
Zhang Yonghuan unceremoniously stuffed the unbaked meat in his hand to the cripple: "I'm starving to death." Ha Chi tore off half a rabbit's leg meat in one bite, and ate it with his cheeks bulging like a ferocious one.
After a while, Ren Chongsheng and Zhan Feng also joined the team of the wild eaters, and all four of them ate with gusto, their mouths glistening.
"Fuck me, I won't be called to the picnic!" A piercing roar pierced the sky, and someone rushed from the sky as if reincarnated.
"Aren't you going to play Brokeback Mountain Double Cultivation with Big Brother Qin?" Zhang Yonghuan rolled his eyes, expressing that he was very considerate: "I didn't bring my little tail out for a picnic so that I wouldn't interrupt your good deeds."
"Fucking Auntie Five, you only play Brokeback Mountain dual cultivation, and your whole family is dual cultivation!" He was wronged, if it wasn't for the sake of living a few more days, why would he bother himself, spending a long time every day Time to meditate?
The thief's eyes turned red with pity, and he roared sadly: "I am very pitiful, do you know that? I am suffering from a chronic illness, a chronic illness! I am not yet 30 years old, and I don't want to go to see the King of Hades so early Seeing Hades, who in the world is more pitiful than me? I dare not go back to my home, and I am abused by my first-in-law and elder sister when I go home. I am a child who has no father, no mother, and has finally grown up to the present. Is it easy for me? Nima, I can’t even ask my master for a life-prolonging medicine. Others can become immortals by cultivating Taoism, but my cultivation is for survival, survival!” The voice is full of emotions, the sound drama tears, the appeal is seven and a half stars, and the degree of sadness At least Nine and a Half Stars is likely to be the most tragic and tear-jerking drama in this dynasty.
Little Tail looked at him with pity, got up and hugged Zhu Xie's waist with his oily hands and said, "Don't cry, baby, I'll eat the fish." The delicious grass carp was brought to Zhu Xie's mouth.
Zhu Xie opened his mouth reflexively, biting the fish meat and squawking: "I almost broke my leg running to find you, I'm so hungry, I'll prepare another one."
Such a delicious and natural thing, no matter what, he has to eat enough at once!
"Brother Huan..." Little Tail looked at Zhang Yonghuan with beseeching eyes, and followed Zhu Xie to call out Brother Huan, "Brother Huan...Xiao Xie still wants to eat fish, go catch it."
"Ah bah!" Zhang Yonghuan sprayed fishbone: "Let him do it himself, labor is a virtue."
Xiaowei acts as a repeater: "Brother Huan asked you to go fishing by yourself."
Zhu Xie smirked, squinted his peach blossom eyes, lifted his clothes, and raised his chin arrogantly, "Come on, I'm in a good mood today, so I won't fight you to the death." He tossed his hair casually, full of pride, " Hurry back after eating, the store is booming, waiting for your boss to come out to socialize."
Zhang Yonghuan was surprised: "Are there any distinguished guests?"
Zhu Xie snorted, "Is there any, you'll know when you get back?" Gou Lip presented a sly and sinister smile for free.
15. A man is a tiger...
Watching the back view, it is anxious to scare thousands of troops and horses, and turn around to scare off millions of troops.
In the firewood room, a jade-faced man stood proudly, glaring at the two young men kneeling among the piles of corn cobs, holding incense burners in their hands and emitting purple smoke, "If you know you made a mistake, peel off all the corn and make up for it." "Qin Yang said in a stern voice.
Pit father ah!Zhang Yonghuan held the censer in his hand, his heart was crying blood, he blinked at Qin Yang unnaturally, and released a super voltage without any trace, trying to stun Qin Yang with his pitiful winking eyes.
It's a pity that Qin Yang's skill is so profound that he completely ignored it and remained unmoved.
Zhu Xie slammed the censer and roared: "I want to go home." Called Xiaowei who was silently squatting in the corner and drawing circles: "Let's go, let's go back to Tangmen."
Qin Yang smiled, and took out a sealed family letter from his sleeve: "Your sister's due date is November, and you will have to go back if you don't want to go back then."
Zhu Xie stared: "I'm sorry, it's not my wife who gave birth, what should I do when I go back?" Could it be that the insidious poisonous woman was abused into an idiot by her husband during pregnancy?She gave birth to a child, what can his younger brother do when he goes back?Serving confinement?
Qin Yang's eyes were sharp, and he scolded angrily: "Kneel down, let me remind you that the head of the Tang Sect is you in name."
Zhu Xie was furious, knelt down and roared: "You fucker, you beat a group of people to death with a stick. I went out to help you find someone? What's the point of asking me to kneel down and admit my mistake now? It's your brother Huan who made the mistake What does it have to do with me?" Zhang Yonghuan, who was beside him with his head down, glanced at him and said, "Grandpa is a hammer, I wish you to fuck me!" Even Laozi was punished.
Zhang Yonghuan curled his lips and shrugged: "Did I ask you to find me?" Who made you gluttonous and troublesome, who can you blame?
Qin Yang smiled and said lightly: "Very good, little tail is out." Greeting the little guy.
"Xiaoxie... Brother Huan..." Xiaowei pleaded for the two of them distressedly: "Kneeling is uncomfortable."
Qin Yang said sternly: "They only know how to remember long after suffering." He took Xiaowei's hand, turned and walked out of the door indifferently, and locked the firewood room.
pat.
The last glimmer of hope in Zhang Yonghuan's and Zhu Xie's hearts was completely shattered, and they couldn't help crying: "I didn't read the almanac when I went out, and I touched Nilin!"
Zhu Xie wailed: "I wish you all!"
Zhang Yonghuan lamented: "A man is a tiger, I have realized it."
Zhu Xie's face was full of insiders: "You only know now, isn't it a bit late?"
Zhang Yonghuan knew it clearly in his heart, but he didn't know the result of this trial, it turned out to be like this... It was beyond his expectation.
When the gentle and handsome man suddenly changed his face and turned into a tiger, his true side was truly revealed.
Zhang Yonghuan looked at the beam at a 45-degree angle, stood up from the corn cobs with his legs crossed, put the incense burner on the ground, sat on the ground, pointed to the corn cobs that occupied half of the room and said, "Come on, brother, peel the corn."
He took the bamboo basket set aside, picked up corn cobs into the basket, and made atonement.
Zhu Xie was indignant, "Since when did I do this job, I can't do it." He threw his ass on the pile of corn cobs, and played with the dried corn pants with his legs crossed. (Corn pants are a dialect, which means white leaves wrapped in corn)
Zhang Yonghuan was melancholy, gritted his teeth and said: "If you don't do it, can you not cause trouble for me, just stay honest!"
Zhu Xie rolled his eyes, looked around the house and said, "You want me to hang it on the beam? Is there any place to stay in this house besides the pile of corn cobs?"
Zhang Yonghuan rolled his eyes, and peeled the corn one by one like an enemy: "If it's too boring, you can cry outside, maybe Qin Yang will hear it and open the door to let us out."
Zhu Xie shook his head and thought for a while, then walked to the closed window, opened his mouth and howled hysterically towards the window.
"Let me out... let me out..."
Zhang Yonghuan took out two balls of cotton from his sleeves to plug his ears, and rhythmically peeled the corn: "Yo yo, Cheke Nao, here's a set of pancakes and fruit, and put some noodle sauce for a little sweetness..."
The little tail eagerly looked at Qin Yang: "Xiao Xie, I'm crying."
Fatty Yuan and Chen Xiaoxu complained angrily: "Boss Qin, can we still do business? Who dares to come to eat while crying like this?"
Qin Yang gently touched Xiaowei's head, raised his eyebrows slyly, and flicked his hand, a corn kernel flew out from between his fingers, successfully pierced through the closed window of the woodshed, and shot it accurately On Zhu Xie's Ya acupoint, the ear-piercing wail stopped abruptly.
Zhu Xie opened his mouth to be gracious, don't you admit that you don't want to blame Lao Tzu for being unrighteous, and you have to blame Lao Tzu for helping you find your brother Huan, okay!I'm just him now, and I've been robbing and raping Brother Huan a hundred times, a hundred times...
Zhang Yonghuan couldn't hear the sound of howling, so he pulled out the cotton balls in his ears to look at Zhu Xie in bewilderment, "What's wrong? Are you thirsty? Need some water!"
Zhu Xie's eyes were red and his face was gloomy. He walked towards Zhang Yonghuan with heavy steps, and with a quick pounce, he successfully overturned Zhang Yonghuan on the corn pile.
Zhang Yonghuan, who was suddenly attacked, came to his senses and hugged Zhu Xie's neck with his backhand: "What? Are you playing sumo?"
Zhu Xie looked at him very sadly, blinked his eyes, pointed to his mouth, wriggled his lips and said, "Yu acupoint."
Zhang Yonghuan laughed loudly: "Tsk! Good skill." He hugged Zhu Xie's shoulder affectionately, and said, "If you can't speak, just use your movements? That's fine, you." Your brain is flexible enough.
Zhu Xie clasped the pulse gate of his right hand with one hand, looked at him with a smile, and parted his lips.
Ren Chongsheng lowered his head and covered it with the hair scattered on his forehead: "It's an old injury, it's fine."
"It can't be cured?" Zhang Yonghuan said: "Put on some beauty cream, muscle-promoting pain-relieving powder or something?"
He remembered that there seemed to be something similar to the kind he mentioned circulating in the market during the Han Dynasty, right?
Ren Chongsheng smiled and said, "Why is a big man so effeminate, that's fine."
Zhang Yonghuan was noncommittal, because men don't rely on their faces for food anyway.
With a handsome face, it's useless to have a two hundred and five inside. Men fight for strength and character, and women fight for beauty!
"I want to eat." The little tail grabbed Zhan Feng's arm and said, "The big one is mine." The domineering self-style that belongs to Zhu Xie is clearly evident.
Zhan Feng grinned: "Success."
Removed the grilled grass carp from the fire, checked it, carefully broke off the twigs from the tree branch, handed it to Xiaowei and said: "Be careful of the fishbone."
"Thank you." Swallowing his saliva, he took the fish, sat beside Zhang Yonghuan, and started eating with salt and pepper.
Zhang Yonghuan also impatiently flipped through the [-]% to [-]% of the rabbits that were roasted in his hands. When I get hungry, my head becomes dizzy, my eyes turn green, and everything seems to be eaten.
Ren Chongsheng handed over the roasted rabbit in his hand: "This one is ready."
Zhang Yonghuan unceremoniously stuffed the unbaked meat in his hand to the cripple: "I'm starving to death." Ha Chi tore off half a rabbit's leg meat in one bite, and ate it with his cheeks bulging like a ferocious one.
After a while, Ren Chongsheng and Zhan Feng also joined the team of the wild eaters, and all four of them ate with gusto, their mouths glistening.
"Fuck me, I won't be called to the picnic!" A piercing roar pierced the sky, and someone rushed from the sky as if reincarnated.
"Aren't you going to play Brokeback Mountain Double Cultivation with Big Brother Qin?" Zhang Yonghuan rolled his eyes, expressing that he was very considerate: "I didn't bring my little tail out for a picnic so that I wouldn't interrupt your good deeds."
"Fucking Auntie Five, you only play Brokeback Mountain dual cultivation, and your whole family is dual cultivation!" He was wronged, if it wasn't for the sake of living a few more days, why would he bother himself, spending a long time every day Time to meditate?
The thief's eyes turned red with pity, and he roared sadly: "I am very pitiful, do you know that? I am suffering from a chronic illness, a chronic illness! I am not yet 30 years old, and I don't want to go to see the King of Hades so early Seeing Hades, who in the world is more pitiful than me? I dare not go back to my home, and I am abused by my first-in-law and elder sister when I go home. I am a child who has no father, no mother, and has finally grown up to the present. Is it easy for me? Nima, I can’t even ask my master for a life-prolonging medicine. Others can become immortals by cultivating Taoism, but my cultivation is for survival, survival!” The voice is full of emotions, the sound drama tears, the appeal is seven and a half stars, and the degree of sadness At least Nine and a Half Stars is likely to be the most tragic and tear-jerking drama in this dynasty.
Little Tail looked at him with pity, got up and hugged Zhu Xie's waist with his oily hands and said, "Don't cry, baby, I'll eat the fish." The delicious grass carp was brought to Zhu Xie's mouth.
Zhu Xie opened his mouth reflexively, biting the fish meat and squawking: "I almost broke my leg running to find you, I'm so hungry, I'll prepare another one."
Such a delicious and natural thing, no matter what, he has to eat enough at once!
"Brother Huan..." Little Tail looked at Zhang Yonghuan with beseeching eyes, and followed Zhu Xie to call out Brother Huan, "Brother Huan...Xiao Xie still wants to eat fish, go catch it."
"Ah bah!" Zhang Yonghuan sprayed fishbone: "Let him do it himself, labor is a virtue."
Xiaowei acts as a repeater: "Brother Huan asked you to go fishing by yourself."
Zhu Xie smirked, squinted his peach blossom eyes, lifted his clothes, and raised his chin arrogantly, "Come on, I'm in a good mood today, so I won't fight you to the death." He tossed his hair casually, full of pride, " Hurry back after eating, the store is booming, waiting for your boss to come out to socialize."
Zhang Yonghuan was surprised: "Are there any distinguished guests?"
Zhu Xie snorted, "Is there any, you'll know when you get back?" Gou Lip presented a sly and sinister smile for free.
15. A man is a tiger...
Watching the back view, it is anxious to scare thousands of troops and horses, and turn around to scare off millions of troops.
In the firewood room, a jade-faced man stood proudly, glaring at the two young men kneeling among the piles of corn cobs, holding incense burners in their hands and emitting purple smoke, "If you know you made a mistake, peel off all the corn and make up for it." "Qin Yang said in a stern voice.
Pit father ah!Zhang Yonghuan held the censer in his hand, his heart was crying blood, he blinked at Qin Yang unnaturally, and released a super voltage without any trace, trying to stun Qin Yang with his pitiful winking eyes.
It's a pity that Qin Yang's skill is so profound that he completely ignored it and remained unmoved.
Zhu Xie slammed the censer and roared: "I want to go home." Called Xiaowei who was silently squatting in the corner and drawing circles: "Let's go, let's go back to Tangmen."
Qin Yang smiled, and took out a sealed family letter from his sleeve: "Your sister's due date is November, and you will have to go back if you don't want to go back then."
Zhu Xie stared: "I'm sorry, it's not my wife who gave birth, what should I do when I go back?" Could it be that the insidious poisonous woman was abused into an idiot by her husband during pregnancy?She gave birth to a child, what can his younger brother do when he goes back?Serving confinement?
Qin Yang's eyes were sharp, and he scolded angrily: "Kneel down, let me remind you that the head of the Tang Sect is you in name."
Zhu Xie was furious, knelt down and roared: "You fucker, you beat a group of people to death with a stick. I went out to help you find someone? What's the point of asking me to kneel down and admit my mistake now? It's your brother Huan who made the mistake What does it have to do with me?" Zhang Yonghuan, who was beside him with his head down, glanced at him and said, "Grandpa is a hammer, I wish you to fuck me!" Even Laozi was punished.
Zhang Yonghuan curled his lips and shrugged: "Did I ask you to find me?" Who made you gluttonous and troublesome, who can you blame?
Qin Yang smiled and said lightly: "Very good, little tail is out." Greeting the little guy.
"Xiaoxie... Brother Huan..." Xiaowei pleaded for the two of them distressedly: "Kneeling is uncomfortable."
Qin Yang said sternly: "They only know how to remember long after suffering." He took Xiaowei's hand, turned and walked out of the door indifferently, and locked the firewood room.
pat.
The last glimmer of hope in Zhang Yonghuan's and Zhu Xie's hearts was completely shattered, and they couldn't help crying: "I didn't read the almanac when I went out, and I touched Nilin!"
Zhu Xie wailed: "I wish you all!"
Zhang Yonghuan lamented: "A man is a tiger, I have realized it."
Zhu Xie's face was full of insiders: "You only know now, isn't it a bit late?"
Zhang Yonghuan knew it clearly in his heart, but he didn't know the result of this trial, it turned out to be like this... It was beyond his expectation.
When the gentle and handsome man suddenly changed his face and turned into a tiger, his true side was truly revealed.
Zhang Yonghuan looked at the beam at a 45-degree angle, stood up from the corn cobs with his legs crossed, put the incense burner on the ground, sat on the ground, pointed to the corn cobs that occupied half of the room and said, "Come on, brother, peel the corn."
He took the bamboo basket set aside, picked up corn cobs into the basket, and made atonement.
Zhu Xie was indignant, "Since when did I do this job, I can't do it." He threw his ass on the pile of corn cobs, and played with the dried corn pants with his legs crossed. (Corn pants are a dialect, which means white leaves wrapped in corn)
Zhang Yonghuan was melancholy, gritted his teeth and said: "If you don't do it, can you not cause trouble for me, just stay honest!"
Zhu Xie rolled his eyes, looked around the house and said, "You want me to hang it on the beam? Is there any place to stay in this house besides the pile of corn cobs?"
Zhang Yonghuan rolled his eyes, and peeled the corn one by one like an enemy: "If it's too boring, you can cry outside, maybe Qin Yang will hear it and open the door to let us out."
Zhu Xie shook his head and thought for a while, then walked to the closed window, opened his mouth and howled hysterically towards the window.
"Let me out... let me out..."
Zhang Yonghuan took out two balls of cotton from his sleeves to plug his ears, and rhythmically peeled the corn: "Yo yo, Cheke Nao, here's a set of pancakes and fruit, and put some noodle sauce for a little sweetness..."
The little tail eagerly looked at Qin Yang: "Xiao Xie, I'm crying."
Fatty Yuan and Chen Xiaoxu complained angrily: "Boss Qin, can we still do business? Who dares to come to eat while crying like this?"
Qin Yang gently touched Xiaowei's head, raised his eyebrows slyly, and flicked his hand, a corn kernel flew out from between his fingers, successfully pierced through the closed window of the woodshed, and shot it accurately On Zhu Xie's Ya acupoint, the ear-piercing wail stopped abruptly.
Zhu Xie opened his mouth to be gracious, don't you admit that you don't want to blame Lao Tzu for being unrighteous, and you have to blame Lao Tzu for helping you find your brother Huan, okay!I'm just him now, and I've been robbing and raping Brother Huan a hundred times, a hundred times...
Zhang Yonghuan couldn't hear the sound of howling, so he pulled out the cotton balls in his ears to look at Zhu Xie in bewilderment, "What's wrong? Are you thirsty? Need some water!"
Zhu Xie's eyes were red and his face was gloomy. He walked towards Zhang Yonghuan with heavy steps, and with a quick pounce, he successfully overturned Zhang Yonghuan on the corn pile.
Zhang Yonghuan, who was suddenly attacked, came to his senses and hugged Zhu Xie's neck with his backhand: "What? Are you playing sumo?"
Zhu Xie looked at him very sadly, blinked his eyes, pointed to his mouth, wriggled his lips and said, "Yu acupoint."
Zhang Yonghuan laughed loudly: "Tsk! Good skill." He hugged Zhu Xie's shoulder affectionately, and said, "If you can't speak, just use your movements? That's fine, you." Your brain is flexible enough.
Zhu Xie clasped the pulse gate of his right hand with one hand, looked at him with a smile, and parted his lips.
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