Non-self race
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——Oh, my miserable life~╮(╯_╰)╭
In the geek group of four, there is a small blond-haired local named Tom. This guy is a class treasure. Then let's play a game of courage with a few girls."
Another person listened and asked: "How to play?"
Tom laughed: "In groups of two, walk through the cemetery behind the dormitory."
Zhao Xiaomo was bending over to vomit joyously, and when he heard this, he was startled awake, and shook his hands with a pale face: "I won't go!"
—— According to the Encyclopedia of the Universe, the Great Britain of the Earth Department has many old houses and many legends of ghosts and ghosts.
——Whether it is true or false, there is no way to verify it for the time being.
This kid Zhao Xiaomo nodded his head. He was late in applying for student dormitory and was assigned to the oldest dormitory building in the school and the farthest from the main campus.The only window in the room looked onto an old disused church yard at the back of the dormitory.
In the old church yard... there are dead people buried everywhere. =__=
Zhao Xiaomo was a little superstitious, so he specially carried a ten-pound stone Buddha statue from home and placed it in front of the window to "suppress ghosts". In that semester, he didn't dare to open the curtains...
——Fortunately, he later moved to the base to live... although it was only a capsule room the size of a projectile.
Tom actually suggested walking across the field in a black light, don't!Zhao Xiaomo's legs trembled just thinking about it.
Cheng Baiyu was quite excited, he patted Zhao Xiaomo's shoulder and laughed: "Go, go, if you are a man, you have to accept the test."
The other two were also booing: "Go! Go!"
So in order to prove that he is an upright man and not to embarrass the male compatriots of the motherland, the sad student Zhao bit the bullet and continued the group activities.
Tom recruited a lot of interested students from the drunken classmates outside the bar, and the gang went to the dormitory cemetery in a mighty way.
In the other room at the base, Y was sitting in the control room with his eyes closed, in a state of rest, when there was a knock on the door.
He opened the door and looked at the two red-haired teenagers dressed as ladybugs standing outside with a wooden face.
The alien's cosplay is naturally much more refined. Little J slapped the wings that Big J specially modified for him, stretched out his palm to Y, and grinned: "Trick or Treat!"
Y said with a wooden face, "...why?"
Little J smiled: "Earth custom, adults must give children candy on Halloween."
Y: "..."
—and shut the door decisively.
J and J looked at each other, and J knocked on the door again.
Y opened the door with a wooden face: "...why?"
Little J laughed: "Sugar!"
Y slams the door shut.
J and J looked at each other again, and J knocked on the door again.
……
After a few reunions, Y finally couldn't resist, opened the door and said angrily: "I don't have it, you go to Zhao Xiaomo."
Big and small J looked at each other and asked in unison: "Where's Zhao Xiaomo?"
Mother Y just remembered: The eldest son is not here tonight...
Y stroked his forehead, put on his coat and said to the two younger sons, "Let's go, let's go, I'll take you out to buy candy."
Little J cheered: "(^o^)/"
Big J...he didn't want to go out, but if he didn't go, his younger brother would run away from home again, so he lowered his head and pressed the palm computer, letting Little J pull him out.
***
Outside the cemetery, Tom shone a flashlight on his face, and told ghost stories about the place in a strange tone:
"A long time ago, this church belonged to a large family. This large family had an only daughter named Mary, who was very beautiful and very pious. Unfortunately, Mary died of illness at a young age."
"Her parents were devastated, dressed her in their favorite white chiffon dress and buried her in the family grave next to the church. Before long, weird things started happening."
"One day, a duchess came to visit. When the woman's carriage was near the church, a white figure suddenly appeared in front of it, standing upright in the middle of the road and standing still. The horses pulling the carriage were frightened and ran wildly. Turned over, the Duchess was seriously injured and died shortly after returning home. And the figure that caused the trouble disappeared out of thin air."
"Besides, many people in this family have seen that white figure, which should be a woman. They even gave that ghost a name: LadyinWhite..."
"The family fell shortly thereafter, the church was abandoned, and the family property was donated to the school..."
In the dark night shrouded in darkness, the surrounding area was pitch black, and the statues of angels on the tombstones in the yard could be vaguely seen.These statues are too old, many of them have lost their heads, and the sudden headless body looks even more eerie.
Everyone held their breath and listened to Tom's story quietly. Occasionally, one or two huge crows skipped over the dead tree branches in the yard and made low-pitched calls, as if they were adding a weird movement to Tom's story.
Zhao Xiaomo was terrified for a while, coupled with the alcohol, he unconsciously grabbed Cheng Baiyu's sleeves beside him.
Cheng Baiyu looked down at the claws that were holding him, raised the corners of his mouth, and a light flashed in his eyes.
When grouping, everyone naturally chose male and female partners to go to the cemetery without fear, but unfortunately the ratio of male to female in this team is seriously out of balance.Among a bunch of dejected boys who didn't get a girlfriend, Cheng Baiyu and Zhao Xiaomo's buddies duo teamed up on the road.
Everyone is a science student and a believer in materialism, so they are not so scared when they actually walk into the cemetery.Zhao Xiaomo even hummed a ditty for himself, and quickly walked past the tombstones.
Cheng Baiyu followed behind him with his hands behind his back, also very leisurely.
Full moon, dark night, crows fly.
It's also pretty good to take a walk in twos in such an atmosphere. O(∩_∩)O
According to the regulations, Zhao Xiaomo and Cheng Baiyu had to write down the names and birthdays of the owners of the ten tombstones, and hand them over at the end point as proof.Classmate Xiao Zhao bit his flashlight to illuminate a tombstone, and lowered his head to write it down on a piece of paper.
This tombstone is huge, with a headless statue of the Virgin Mary on top. Zhao Xiaomo glanced at the tombstone, and dropped the pencil in his hand to the ground.
The owner of the monument: MaryS.Muller (1894-1910)
Zhao Xiaomo's heart started beating again after he calmed down:
—Lady in White!definitely is!
Cheng Baiyu raised his eyebrows, picked up the pencil and stuffed it into Zhao Xiaomo's hand, and pressed his hands on his shoulder: "Coincidence, coincidence."
Zhao Xiaomo nodded and began to record.I don't know if it's a psychological effect or he hasn't woken up yet, his hands are shaking violently, and the words are written awkwardly.
Standing behind him, Cheng Baiyu laughed, raised his hand to hold Xiao Zhao's trembling paw, and helped him write down the tomb owner's name.
Zhao Xiaomo breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to go to the next target when he caught a glimpse behind the tombstone from the corner of his eye
——A white figure flashed by! ! ! !
He was startled, and jumped back a step. The back of his head hit Cheng Baiyu's chin heavily, and they both let out an 'ouch', one touching their head and the other covering their chin.
Cheng Baiyu: "Little Mo, why are you bumping into me?"
Zhao Xiaomo: "...Ghost...Ghost!"
Cheng Baiyu: "Huh?"
Zhao Xiaomo hid behind his bold friend, and looked behind the tombstone tremblingly.
Cheng Baiyu spread his hands: "Look, there is nothing."
Zhao Xiaomo was sure that his eyes were dazzled, so he breathed a sigh of relief: "Huh..."
Cheng Baiyu patted his head and said with a smile, "I was surprised."
Zhao Xiaomo covered his head, raised his head and smiled embarrassedly at his companion.
***
This time, with the mobile GPS leading the way, the Deputy Director Lu Chi Y finally did not get lost, and entered the city with Big and Small J smoothly.It was only when he entered the city that he didn’t need to buy candy at all. J and J were surrounded by a group of children carrying small buckets on the road: “Brother, brother, your clothes are so beautiful! Can we touch them? Please eat candy!”
Enthusiastic children handed over small buckets full of candies, and Xiao J rolled his eyes with a smile.
Mother Y lit a cigarette.
——Well, it's good to take the kids out to play once in a while. ╮(╯_╰)╭
At this time, Big J's finger that was fiddling with the computer paused, tugged at the corner of Y's clothes, and handed him the computer.
Y frowned, stepped on the cigarette and said to Big J: "Locate Zhao Xiaomo, his vacation is over."
***
Finally, after copying all 10 tombstones, Cheng Baiyu took a look at the slip of paper and said repeatedly: "Well, not bad, not bad..."
——Sure enough, we had a lot of fun playing together.
The exit was just ahead. At this time, most of the students had finished their tasks and left, and the cemetery was silent.Cheng Baiyu strode forward, but Zhao Xiaomo did not follow.
Cheng Baiyu turned around: "Huh? Xiaomo, why don't you leave?"
Zhao Xiaomo lowered his head, and smiled sinisterly: "Working for the Federation is really leisurely, and I still have time to play with a group of students. I really envy you, Mr. Commissioner..."
X, who was pretending to be Cheng Baiyu once again, was stunned. After a while, he raised his forehead and sighed: "Why did you recognize me again, I was very careful~" ╮(╯_╰)╭
Zhao Xiaomo gritted his teeth: "Please do your research before playing tricks. That guy Cheng Baiyu is more superstitious than me, how could he be so keen on this kind of game! And he is a big pervert, even if he steals his head, he will definitely play with girls." Team, he doesn't have time to waste time with me..."
This night, Zhao Xiaomo kept probing classmate Cheng, and after deliberately dropping the pencil, he was completely sure that this calm guy was definitely not Cheng Baiyu, so he was full of annoyance and played dress-up games with the leisurely Mr. Commissioner.
——Well, today is Halloween, so I should have dressed up...
X approached with a smile, and asked, "Huh? Then you know why I didn't break it?"
Zhao Xiaomo was choked, suffocated, and muttered with squinted eyes: "It's... a team of two."
X took another step closer: "So, you still want to play this game with me?"
Zhao Xiaomo scratched his nose: "It's the holidays, forget it..."
——He won't admit it. When he knew that the other party was Mr. Special Commissioner, he felt a sense of relief. There are powerful aliens around, and all the monsters and monsters are gone!
X raised his lips and narrowed his eyes.
Zhao Xiaomo suddenly thought of something, grabbed his collar and asked, "Then... where's Cheng Baiyu?!"
X blinked: "I should still be sleeping in the room, I won't wake up until tomorrow."
Zhao Xiaomo's head is full of black lines
——You are ruthless!
He tilted his head and sighed: "Well, you must want to understand the customs of the earth. But... the work of the Federation is really quite leisurely."
——I don’t know if Director Z can discuss with him and transfer me to a regular employee after he recovers?
Thinking of this, Zhao Xiaomo stepped forward: "Let's go, everyone is still waiting."
But was pulled.
"No..." X said in a low voice.
"Huh?" Zhao Xiaomo turned around.
"Not to understand the earth..."
"...Then why?"
X squeezed Zhao Xiaomo's shoulder, leaned closer to his face, and smiled with his eyes bent: "I just think it should be fun to be with you."
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Why did your heartbeat suddenly speed up? !
——The face is also a little hot... Alcohol poisoning? (╯﹏╰)
X: "..."
——The system can't analyze the countermeasures in this situation, but it's interesting to watch Zhao Xiaomo's mouth open in a daze.
——I really want to... shut up that mouth...
So X turned his head...
"whoosh"
A white, round thing, like the strait that separates Britain and France, forcibly lies between the four lips that are almost glued together.
Zhao Xiaomo looked away, saw the thing clearly, and hugged it in his arms with a joyful cry: "Little fox!"
X's face... turned green...
-I just...kissed that guy's...ass... Orz
— One day, I will kill him!
The little fox TT who hadn’t seen him for a long time (actually not too long ago) twisted his body, and transformed into a beautiful naked snow-skinned, white-haired, fox-eared man with a ‘poof’. long time……"
Zhao Xiaomo coughed in embarrassment: "Cough, um..." He took off his coat and put it on him.Then he suddenly came to his senses: "Ha! It was you just now, right? Little fox?"
The little fox moved his two pointed ears, and buried his head lower: "Yes..."
It turned out that the white shadow that Zhao Xiaomo saw just now was a shy little fox. The child followed the two of them all the way but did not dare to show his face.
—sacrificed his ass/butt. O(∩_∩)O
At this time, Y came with J and J: "Oh, you guys met."
The little fox nodded: "Well... I'm here to give you a message..."
***
They went back to the base for a detailed discussion. On the way, Y asked Zhao Xiaomo: "What is Z doing?"
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
- Wrong!Not right!Why is the director silent all night? !
--director! ! ! !
After calling several times in a row, Z finally poked his head out from under the quilt, with a bitter face:
"Okay... so scary. I couldn't stand it after watching half of it, so I turned off my perception and went to sleep..." >///
'Meow' the wicked little J imitated the meowing sound in the movie.
Director... He retracted his head back into the bed...
30. Contact (Ⅳ)
The little fox held a big grape, looked left and right, and smiled.
——It’s been a long time since I ate grapes, I really miss them.
He opened his mouth wide, and stuffed the whole grape into his mouth in one gulp, his left cheek became bulging.
This greedy little thing was still not satisfied, and tried to open its mouth to wrap another one, and the cheek on the right side also bulged.result……
— Mouth stuffed too full to chew! ! ! =__=
The little fox blushed, and put his fingers into his mouth to pull out a grape, but unfortunately he failed. He had no choice but to press his two paws on each cheek and squeeze hard. 'Pfft' The grapes were finally squeezed, and the little fox swallowed the grape juice/meat/with difficulty.
——Then, he took aim at another big grape...
Zhao Xiaomo sat at the table with his chin propped up, smiling and watching TT eating in the fox mode, thinking that the little fox was the cutest.
The other two who were also sitting at the table had facial paralysis Y without any suspense; the boss gentleman X had a gentle face and gritted his teeth secretly
——Revenge for kiss ass/ass, and this guy came here to act cute and provoke others.
——Small, don’t think that I don’t know the purpose of your intentional maintenance of this pattern, hehe…
Zhao Xiaomo started to make a microphone: "TT, the director asked you what's the matter with you this time?"
The little fox licked his paws: "Federal College celebration, father invited Mr. Z to be a guest, and he will award a medal to Mr. Z."
Zhao Xiaomo: "...Well, the director can't say..."
The little fox scratched his ears, and hesitated awkwardly: "Father said... I knew that the teacher would not agree so easily, so the Federation Army is waiting outside the earth, and will press you over...Father also said... Federation Army The annual salary assessment is coming soon, I hope the teacher can successfully complete all the tasks assigned by the Federation."
——The word "all" is very heavy.
Zhao Xiaomo couldn't help but sigh, the little fox has grown up and started to know how to play bureaucracy.
——Well, children have to grow up after all. ╮(╯_╰)╭
Director Z couldn't stand the coercion and temptation, so he agreed coyly on airs.
——Beatings and salary increases, only a fool would choose the former.
The little fox achieved his goal and was just happy when suddenly his expression changed, he hurriedly jumped off the table, bit the corner of the tablecloth with his teeth and tore the tablecloth off,
In the blink of an eye, the little fox like a plush toy turned into a beautiful naked man, tremblingly wrapped his body with a tablecloth, only his head was exposed.
The beautiful fox blushed and explained to Zhao Xiaomo in a low voice: "I still can't control the changes in my body. I can't help but want to change when I'm full..."
Zhao Xiaomo was used to it, and he didn't mind at all, he grabbed his two pointed ears and pulled lightly: "It's okay, it's okay, it's really hard for you to do this."
——No matter what his appearance is, he is still a cute little fox inside anyway. O(∩_∩)O
——I'm afraid that among everyone present, only Zhao Xiaomo thinks so...
Zhao Xiaomo's first interstellar journey...was spent in a deep sleep.
In order to reduce the impact on the biological muscles/body, the passengers of the spacecraft usually spend the time traveling through the universe channel in the dormant cabin.Therefore, when Zhao Xiaomo woke up, he was already on the planet Urimalu where the federal headquarters is located (don't laugh... I really named it waste T_T).
Regarding the fact that Z is possessed by Zhao Xiaomo, and Zhao Xiaomo's body still has independent consciousness, it is an important secret of the Federation, and only a very few people know about it.The Federation declared that Z just chose a human appearance to facilitate operations on Earth.
So Zhao Xiaomo held his head high, accompanied by Y, enjoying the admiration of all kinds of strange species all the way, led by the little fox to meet his father, His Excellency the President of the Federation.
——The reason why Z didn’t come out was because he was lazy, and because he was in public, because he was inconvenient to move and needed to be hugged by Y… After all, the influence was not good.
We won’t go into details about what the Universal Federation Headquarters looks like. In short, Zhao Xiaomo walked all the way, lamenting the richness of human imagination—there are many facilities here that look similar to those in science fiction movies. Of course, more Spectacular, more advanced.
'Grandma Liu' Zhao Xiaomo walked around the Grand View Garden of the Federation excitedly, only cared about admiring, and entered the president's office without knowing it.
The layout here is absolutely different from Zhongnanhai, Downing Street or the White House. It looks a bit like our ancestors' Qianqing Palace. There is something like a throne in front of the large and empty hall.
On the throne sits a... chimpanzee peeling bananas!
Zhao Xiaomo: (⊙o⊙)...
Zhao Xiaomo, who has long trained his ability to see things and not to be surprised, calmed down, followed what Y taught him before, kneeled down on one knee, folded his hands in front of his chest, and extended the highest etiquette in the universe to the chimpanzee: "Your Excellency, President! Hello, I am……"
"Eh...Xiao Mo, you made a mistake..." TT hurriedly pulled him up, and kindly explained, "That's not my father, it's his pet..."
Zhao Xiaomo: (⊙o⊙)...
——So embarrassing! >///
——It turns out that there are also cosmic creatures that look the same as chimpanzees, and they are kept as pets of dignitaries?
TT once again helplessly reveals Zhao Xiaomo's superficial cognition: "Eh... no... this one is just an ordinary earth gorilla... the blue-skinned team leader brought it from the earth as a gift to his father..."
As if to verify what he said, the orangutan swallowed the banana in one bite, snorted twice with its big nostrils, and slapped its chest with two fists.
Zhao Xiaomo was even more embarrassed.
——Squad leader, you hugging the thigh and flattering the leader...
——Ahem, Director!Why didn't you remind me? !
Z clutched his stomach in the space, rolling on the ground laughing: "Hahahaha... Ah Mo, you really knelt down... Hahaha..."
Y turned his face to the side, and coughed lightly with his fist in his mouth: "Cough..."
——Poor Yin, it’s hard to hold back your laughter, hehe~
Zhao Xiaomo blushed and was very annoyed, but it was not easy to explode in front of TT, so he ignored the mischievous bastard in his body, suppressed his anger and asked, "Has the President not come yet?"
Just as TT was about to answer, he heard a loud voice laughing: "Human, hello~"
Then, Zhao Xiaomo stared dumbfounded at one, which was exactly the same as the fox-shaped TT, except that its fur was red—a pocket red fox, which jumped out from behind the throne like a gust of wind, and stood on the chimpanzee's head with its hips akimbo.
Zhao Xiaomo looked at TT, then at his fox father: (⊙o⊙)...
——A son is like a father, a son is like a father...
The red fox president is sitting on the head of the chimpanzee and swinging his legs. The orangutan is really honest. Ever since the owner got on the back of his head, he has been squatting obediently, like a stone sculpture, motionless.
The president waved to Zhao Xiaomo and smiled very kindly: "Come here, come here, I haven't seen a real human being yet."
Zhao Xiaomo walked over as promised, bent down and was about to salute...
'Pfft' The other party transformed faster than his son, with long hair and snow-skinned fox ears, his face was actually the same as that of the little fox after he turned into a boy, and there was no difference in age, except that the hair was red.
Zhao Xiaomo couldn't dodge in time, and crashed into the president's bare/naked/naked chest. =__=
The red-haired naked/male changed his face faster than his transformation, immediately covered his face, squeezed his throat and called out: "Ah, you are like this when we first meet... Are all human beings so bold? So shy~"
Zhao Xiaomo: =__=
——What's the situation?I'm powerless to vomit...
The naked/male rolled his eyes, and grabbed Zhao Xiaomo who wanted to escape: "I understand, it's not your fault! Is Z missing me, right? Z, come out soon~~ ~~~~~~~”
Zhao Xiaomo: =__=
——The director... seems to be calling you, please show up quickly...
—I... I... I can't resist.
——MT fell down, please add blood...
The little fox blushed and rubbed his fingers: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, father likes to joke the most. I'm sorry..."
Y has obviously seen such a scene before, his face is expressionless and he remains motionless.
The President relentlessly shook Zhao Xiaomo's shoulders: "Z, Z, come out quickly~ Come out quickly~" His pet chimpanzee happily patted his chest and cheered for his master.
When Zhao Xiaomo's head was only one step away from being shaken off, Master Z finally showed up helplessly: "I'm so annoying, let go!"
The naked president obediently let go, squatted on the seat and wagged his tail like a husky, his face full of excitement: "Long time no see, Z you don't come back to see me, I miss you so much~"
Zhao Xiaomo fell powerlessly in the space, and the machine butler fanned and squeezed his shoulders behind him.
——Hey, little fox, you must never become like this in the future.
The reason why Your Excellency the President can become the President is not only because of her hereditary status, but also because of his strength.For example, the greatest nemesis of Lord Z, the number one in the universe, is the often nonsensical, naked/running presidential fox.
——The fifth of the top ten incredible events in the universe: Why can the president fox eat Mr. Z to death?What dark secret do they have?
Z gritted his teeth one by one and pulled away the claws that were tightly gripping his collar, and said coldly: "I've said hello, and the human beings have also let you meet, so farewell!" He turned his head and was about to leave.
President Fox is not so easy to dismiss. He rushed to grab Z's hand, put it on his cheek and sighed: "Ah~ what a real touch, it's completely different from the feeling of touching your body before..."
Zhao Xiaomo: (⊙o⊙)...
——Ahem, director...you!you!
Z raised his brows sideways, and stomped viciously on President Fox's tail. The pain caused the guy to let go of his hand quickly, holding his tail and blowing hard.
Z raised his chin, his heart filled with the pleasure of revenge.
——It's a pity that this is the only thing he can do, this guy can't beat, kill, or eat...
Over the long years in the past, Y and the little fox have become so numb to this kind of dramatic scene that they don't even bother to watch it.
——There is only Zhao Xiaomo, a poor child with little knowledge.
He shouted in his heart: God, thank you for your eyes, finally let the director kill himself if he does many injustices, and the wicked will accept the wicked!
Z cursed the white-eyed wolf, Zhao Xiaomo, to dislocate his jaw, and pulled Y to leave: "Let's go."
"Wait." Your Excellency the President was still blowing his tail, without raising his eyelids, he said casually, "Aren't you going to see her? She misses you very much."
Z didn't speak, just nodded slightly, hooked Y's neck and let him carry him away.
Zhao Xiaomo asked curiously: "Director, who is she?"
Z didn't intend to hide from him:
"The life form diverted from my energy source...my daughter."
The author has something to say: It's not Shengziwen, it's not Shengziwen! ! ! !Dear friends, you will know after reading...
One more spoiler: I won't write about the president threatening Z with his daughter. The relationship between the two is not like this...
Then this incident... is a bit complicated... The boss will come out in the next chapter
31. Contact (Ⅴ)
Zhao Xiaomo lay on the side of the screen, raised her head: "Director...this...is your daughter?"
The Z policeman brought tea and snacks, and sat at the small round table sipping afternoon tea calmly: "That's right."
Zhao Xiaomo stared blankly at the giant blue crystal sphere in the middle of the huge space they were in.
——(⊙o⊙)...
——April Fool's Day?April [-] today?
This rotating luminous body is equivalent to several times the size of a football field, exuding a light blue shimmer throughout, suspended in the air and slowly rotating periodically.
——The federal central data processor, the information core of the entire universe, has the highest decision-making power in the universe, and manipulates everything in the interstellar through sophisticated calculations.
——To put it simply, it is a huge...smart computer that consumes a lot of energy.
And such a huge source of energy can only be found in one place in the entire universe...
Director Z, as the initial energy source of the federal processor, is, to a certain extent, the incubator of this existence beyond life.
Zhao Xiaomo's human brain can't handle such complicated information, he covered his head with doubts on his face: "But...why is it a daughter?"
——Computers also have gender?
Z put down the teacup, and said flatly, "Because she chose a female personality herself."
As soon as the words fell, the light blue light on the sphere became stronger. Zhao Xiaomo blocked the dazzling light with the back of his hand, and heard a little girl's voice coming from the sphere. The voice 'giggled' and seemed very happy: " Long time no see, PaPa, I miss you very much."
Z took a sip of tea and didn't answer.
The door to the space opened, and a little girl in a pink princess dress with a big bow tied on her head happily ran in, and flew into Z's arms: "PaPa!"
The little girl was very beautiful, with blond curly hair, sapphire-like eyes, and a slightly pouty cherry mouth. She looked like a doll lined up in a shop window.
Z raised his eyebrows slightly, his expression finally changed slightly.
The little girl was very proud, she jumped half a step away, picked up the corner of her skirt, twirled it around in place, and showed it to him like a show: "PaPa chose a human appearance, so I also made one, does it look good?"
Z is noncommittal: "You found it from the earth?"
The little girl covered her mouth and smiled: "Hee hee, it turns out that PaPa made mistakes sometimes." She raised her palm, and a screen appeared in midair, showing a laboratory-like room with many capsules set up in the room. Shaped glass cabins, each cabin sleeps a creature that looks like a little human girl, and each little girl... looks exactly like the little girl in front of her.
"These are clones, my body reserves." The little girl smiled to Z: "PaPa, if you like, I can do a lot for you too."
——Flesh/body is just a container. For example, the little girl in front of me is a USB flash drive with a human appearance. The federal processor directly downloads its own core database to this USB flash drive.
With the development of science and technology to this level, it is already... a little scary, and Zhao Xiaomo's head hurts even more.
Then it was naturally the time for the father and daughter to enjoy the family happiness, but the little girl was unilaterally happy. Zhao Xiaomo felt that Director Z didn't have any interest, and had been perfunctory the little girl.
——This made him very incomprehensible.
After the polite ceremony was over, Z stood up: "It's getting late, take my leave."
The little girl took his hand, jumped up and said, "Well, I'll take PaPa out."
Z struggled with his hand, but did not break free, and could only let the little girl drag him out the door.
Y was waiting outside the door before, watching them come out, and nodded slightly.
When the little girl saw him, her smiling expression turned cold in an instant, and she snorted, "Long time no see, Y."
——The atmosphere is not right, Zhao Xiaomo is even more puzzled.
Y took Z with an expression on his face, and the two turned and left.
"PaPa," the little girl waved behind her: "Goodbye~"
—We will meet soon.
At night, Zhao Xiaomo flattered Z: "Director, your daughter is very cute, what's her name?"
Z was reading a book, pushed his glasses and said in surprise: "Amo, do people on earth give computers names?"
Zhao Xiaomo: "...No..."
——We don't call computers our daughters either!fall!
Director Z came here to participate in the celebration of the Federal Academy and receive the award medal. On the second day, he went to the Federal Academy accompanied by President Fox.
The academy was built in the mountains on the other side of the planet, and it took a day and a night to get there.On the luxury spaceship of the Presidential Palace that Zhao Xiaomo and the others carried, there were only a few distinguished passengers besides the flight attendants.
——The president and his son, Zhao Xiaomo+Z+Y, the little girl processor, Mr. Special Commissioner whom I haven’t seen for a long time, and a fat man who is said to be the president of the Federation Parliament.
Zhao Xiaomo had a very bad impression of the president of the council. The fat, oily fellow looked like a rough-skinned African elephant, with a long nose resting on his shoulders and a pipe dangling from his mouth all the time.He is very arrogant. As one of the few senior federal officials who know Zhao Xiaomo's identity, he has shown contempt for lower earth creatures in the few meetings.
He even despises Y, insinuating that Y is Z's pet during dinner, a lackey without a soul.
Y broke the indifference for the first time, and ridiculed the chairman of the parliament as the biggest moth in the federation.
——These two obviously have deep feuds. Of course, Zhao Xiaomo has no right to know any inside information.
He lowered his head to drink the soup with a wooden face, and looked up to see the little girl looking at him with a smile on her chin.
Zhao Xiaomo has always been kind to children, and he responded with a gentle smile: "Hello."
The little girl still curled her mouth: "You are inferior, you are not qualified to talk to me."
"Pfft..." Zhao Xiaomo spewed out the soup in his mouth.
——Poison tongue loli? Orz
The little girl continued: "You don't deserve to be PaPa's body at all. God knows how much I hate your human flesh/body, how fragile, without any potential, and without any hope of evolution. PaPa is so unfortunate that I have to be like you Low-level stuff tied together..."
When she said this, her voice was very soft, and she still had a smile on her face. From the eyes of others, she seemed to be having an intimate conversation with Zhao Xiaomo.
Zhao Xiaomo was a little angry, and felt that he needed to educate the child on etiquette.He tugged at his collar irritably, and was about to speak when Special Agent X, who was sitting on the other side of him, gently held his hand under the table and shook his head.
Zhao Xiaomo understood his hint and could only give up.
It was night again, and Little Loli pestered Z to read her a bedtime story. Z read halfway, closed the book, and said coldly to the little girl with her eyes closed: "You were very rude at dinner today, you should know, I can hear everything."
With her eyes still closed, Little Loli chuckled lightly: "Well, PaPa, I know."
—but I don't care.
Z slammed the door and went out, the little Lolita opened her eyes, wrapped herself in the blanket and laughed.
As night falls, it's time for a good show.
While Zhao Xiaomo was sleeping soundly, there was an eager knock on the door.
Zhao Xiaomo rubbed his eyes and opened the door, the little fox jumped in and shouted: "Teacher, Xiaomo, Mr. Y attacked Mr. Chairman of the Council. The Chairman of the Council was seriously injured. Now Mr. Y is imprisoned."
Zhao Xiaomo was taken aback, and before he could react, he had been switched to standby mode by Z. Z regained the initiative in his body, and asked coldly: "Where is he locked up now?"
——Oh, my miserable life~╮(╯_╰)╭
In the geek group of four, there is a small blond-haired local named Tom. This guy is a class treasure. Then let's play a game of courage with a few girls."
Another person listened and asked: "How to play?"
Tom laughed: "In groups of two, walk through the cemetery behind the dormitory."
Zhao Xiaomo was bending over to vomit joyously, and when he heard this, he was startled awake, and shook his hands with a pale face: "I won't go!"
—— According to the Encyclopedia of the Universe, the Great Britain of the Earth Department has many old houses and many legends of ghosts and ghosts.
——Whether it is true or false, there is no way to verify it for the time being.
This kid Zhao Xiaomo nodded his head. He was late in applying for student dormitory and was assigned to the oldest dormitory building in the school and the farthest from the main campus.The only window in the room looked onto an old disused church yard at the back of the dormitory.
In the old church yard... there are dead people buried everywhere. =__=
Zhao Xiaomo was a little superstitious, so he specially carried a ten-pound stone Buddha statue from home and placed it in front of the window to "suppress ghosts". In that semester, he didn't dare to open the curtains...
——Fortunately, he later moved to the base to live... although it was only a capsule room the size of a projectile.
Tom actually suggested walking across the field in a black light, don't!Zhao Xiaomo's legs trembled just thinking about it.
Cheng Baiyu was quite excited, he patted Zhao Xiaomo's shoulder and laughed: "Go, go, if you are a man, you have to accept the test."
The other two were also booing: "Go! Go!"
So in order to prove that he is an upright man and not to embarrass the male compatriots of the motherland, the sad student Zhao bit the bullet and continued the group activities.
Tom recruited a lot of interested students from the drunken classmates outside the bar, and the gang went to the dormitory cemetery in a mighty way.
In the other room at the base, Y was sitting in the control room with his eyes closed, in a state of rest, when there was a knock on the door.
He opened the door and looked at the two red-haired teenagers dressed as ladybugs standing outside with a wooden face.
The alien's cosplay is naturally much more refined. Little J slapped the wings that Big J specially modified for him, stretched out his palm to Y, and grinned: "Trick or Treat!"
Y said with a wooden face, "...why?"
Little J smiled: "Earth custom, adults must give children candy on Halloween."
Y: "..."
—and shut the door decisively.
J and J looked at each other, and J knocked on the door again.
Y opened the door with a wooden face: "...why?"
Little J laughed: "Sugar!"
Y slams the door shut.
J and J looked at each other again, and J knocked on the door again.
……
After a few reunions, Y finally couldn't resist, opened the door and said angrily: "I don't have it, you go to Zhao Xiaomo."
Big and small J looked at each other and asked in unison: "Where's Zhao Xiaomo?"
Mother Y just remembered: The eldest son is not here tonight...
Y stroked his forehead, put on his coat and said to the two younger sons, "Let's go, let's go, I'll take you out to buy candy."
Little J cheered: "(^o^)/"
Big J...he didn't want to go out, but if he didn't go, his younger brother would run away from home again, so he lowered his head and pressed the palm computer, letting Little J pull him out.
***
Outside the cemetery, Tom shone a flashlight on his face, and told ghost stories about the place in a strange tone:
"A long time ago, this church belonged to a large family. This large family had an only daughter named Mary, who was very beautiful and very pious. Unfortunately, Mary died of illness at a young age."
"Her parents were devastated, dressed her in their favorite white chiffon dress and buried her in the family grave next to the church. Before long, weird things started happening."
"One day, a duchess came to visit. When the woman's carriage was near the church, a white figure suddenly appeared in front of it, standing upright in the middle of the road and standing still. The horses pulling the carriage were frightened and ran wildly. Turned over, the Duchess was seriously injured and died shortly after returning home. And the figure that caused the trouble disappeared out of thin air."
"Besides, many people in this family have seen that white figure, which should be a woman. They even gave that ghost a name: LadyinWhite..."
"The family fell shortly thereafter, the church was abandoned, and the family property was donated to the school..."
In the dark night shrouded in darkness, the surrounding area was pitch black, and the statues of angels on the tombstones in the yard could be vaguely seen.These statues are too old, many of them have lost their heads, and the sudden headless body looks even more eerie.
Everyone held their breath and listened to Tom's story quietly. Occasionally, one or two huge crows skipped over the dead tree branches in the yard and made low-pitched calls, as if they were adding a weird movement to Tom's story.
Zhao Xiaomo was terrified for a while, coupled with the alcohol, he unconsciously grabbed Cheng Baiyu's sleeves beside him.
Cheng Baiyu looked down at the claws that were holding him, raised the corners of his mouth, and a light flashed in his eyes.
When grouping, everyone naturally chose male and female partners to go to the cemetery without fear, but unfortunately the ratio of male to female in this team is seriously out of balance.Among a bunch of dejected boys who didn't get a girlfriend, Cheng Baiyu and Zhao Xiaomo's buddies duo teamed up on the road.
Everyone is a science student and a believer in materialism, so they are not so scared when they actually walk into the cemetery.Zhao Xiaomo even hummed a ditty for himself, and quickly walked past the tombstones.
Cheng Baiyu followed behind him with his hands behind his back, also very leisurely.
Full moon, dark night, crows fly.
It's also pretty good to take a walk in twos in such an atmosphere. O(∩_∩)O
According to the regulations, Zhao Xiaomo and Cheng Baiyu had to write down the names and birthdays of the owners of the ten tombstones, and hand them over at the end point as proof.Classmate Xiao Zhao bit his flashlight to illuminate a tombstone, and lowered his head to write it down on a piece of paper.
This tombstone is huge, with a headless statue of the Virgin Mary on top. Zhao Xiaomo glanced at the tombstone, and dropped the pencil in his hand to the ground.
The owner of the monument: MaryS.Muller (1894-1910)
Zhao Xiaomo's heart started beating again after he calmed down:
—Lady in White!definitely is!
Cheng Baiyu raised his eyebrows, picked up the pencil and stuffed it into Zhao Xiaomo's hand, and pressed his hands on his shoulder: "Coincidence, coincidence."
Zhao Xiaomo nodded and began to record.I don't know if it's a psychological effect or he hasn't woken up yet, his hands are shaking violently, and the words are written awkwardly.
Standing behind him, Cheng Baiyu laughed, raised his hand to hold Xiao Zhao's trembling paw, and helped him write down the tomb owner's name.
Zhao Xiaomo breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to go to the next target when he caught a glimpse behind the tombstone from the corner of his eye
——A white figure flashed by! ! ! !
He was startled, and jumped back a step. The back of his head hit Cheng Baiyu's chin heavily, and they both let out an 'ouch', one touching their head and the other covering their chin.
Cheng Baiyu: "Little Mo, why are you bumping into me?"
Zhao Xiaomo: "...Ghost...Ghost!"
Cheng Baiyu: "Huh?"
Zhao Xiaomo hid behind his bold friend, and looked behind the tombstone tremblingly.
Cheng Baiyu spread his hands: "Look, there is nothing."
Zhao Xiaomo was sure that his eyes were dazzled, so he breathed a sigh of relief: "Huh..."
Cheng Baiyu patted his head and said with a smile, "I was surprised."
Zhao Xiaomo covered his head, raised his head and smiled embarrassedly at his companion.
***
This time, with the mobile GPS leading the way, the Deputy Director Lu Chi Y finally did not get lost, and entered the city with Big and Small J smoothly.It was only when he entered the city that he didn’t need to buy candy at all. J and J were surrounded by a group of children carrying small buckets on the road: “Brother, brother, your clothes are so beautiful! Can we touch them? Please eat candy!”
Enthusiastic children handed over small buckets full of candies, and Xiao J rolled his eyes with a smile.
Mother Y lit a cigarette.
——Well, it's good to take the kids out to play once in a while. ╮(╯_╰)╭
At this time, Big J's finger that was fiddling with the computer paused, tugged at the corner of Y's clothes, and handed him the computer.
Y frowned, stepped on the cigarette and said to Big J: "Locate Zhao Xiaomo, his vacation is over."
***
Finally, after copying all 10 tombstones, Cheng Baiyu took a look at the slip of paper and said repeatedly: "Well, not bad, not bad..."
——Sure enough, we had a lot of fun playing together.
The exit was just ahead. At this time, most of the students had finished their tasks and left, and the cemetery was silent.Cheng Baiyu strode forward, but Zhao Xiaomo did not follow.
Cheng Baiyu turned around: "Huh? Xiaomo, why don't you leave?"
Zhao Xiaomo lowered his head, and smiled sinisterly: "Working for the Federation is really leisurely, and I still have time to play with a group of students. I really envy you, Mr. Commissioner..."
X, who was pretending to be Cheng Baiyu once again, was stunned. After a while, he raised his forehead and sighed: "Why did you recognize me again, I was very careful~" ╮(╯_╰)╭
Zhao Xiaomo gritted his teeth: "Please do your research before playing tricks. That guy Cheng Baiyu is more superstitious than me, how could he be so keen on this kind of game! And he is a big pervert, even if he steals his head, he will definitely play with girls." Team, he doesn't have time to waste time with me..."
This night, Zhao Xiaomo kept probing classmate Cheng, and after deliberately dropping the pencil, he was completely sure that this calm guy was definitely not Cheng Baiyu, so he was full of annoyance and played dress-up games with the leisurely Mr. Commissioner.
——Well, today is Halloween, so I should have dressed up...
X approached with a smile, and asked, "Huh? Then you know why I didn't break it?"
Zhao Xiaomo was choked, suffocated, and muttered with squinted eyes: "It's... a team of two."
X took another step closer: "So, you still want to play this game with me?"
Zhao Xiaomo scratched his nose: "It's the holidays, forget it..."
——He won't admit it. When he knew that the other party was Mr. Special Commissioner, he felt a sense of relief. There are powerful aliens around, and all the monsters and monsters are gone!
X raised his lips and narrowed his eyes.
Zhao Xiaomo suddenly thought of something, grabbed his collar and asked, "Then... where's Cheng Baiyu?!"
X blinked: "I should still be sleeping in the room, I won't wake up until tomorrow."
Zhao Xiaomo's head is full of black lines
——You are ruthless!
He tilted his head and sighed: "Well, you must want to understand the customs of the earth. But... the work of the Federation is really quite leisurely."
——I don’t know if Director Z can discuss with him and transfer me to a regular employee after he recovers?
Thinking of this, Zhao Xiaomo stepped forward: "Let's go, everyone is still waiting."
But was pulled.
"No..." X said in a low voice.
"Huh?" Zhao Xiaomo turned around.
"Not to understand the earth..."
"...Then why?"
X squeezed Zhao Xiaomo's shoulder, leaned closer to his face, and smiled with his eyes bent: "I just think it should be fun to be with you."
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Why did your heartbeat suddenly speed up? !
——The face is also a little hot... Alcohol poisoning? (╯﹏╰)
X: "..."
——The system can't analyze the countermeasures in this situation, but it's interesting to watch Zhao Xiaomo's mouth open in a daze.
——I really want to... shut up that mouth...
So X turned his head...
"whoosh"
A white, round thing, like the strait that separates Britain and France, forcibly lies between the four lips that are almost glued together.
Zhao Xiaomo looked away, saw the thing clearly, and hugged it in his arms with a joyful cry: "Little fox!"
X's face... turned green...
-I just...kissed that guy's...ass... Orz
— One day, I will kill him!
The little fox TT who hadn’t seen him for a long time (actually not too long ago) twisted his body, and transformed into a beautiful naked snow-skinned, white-haired, fox-eared man with a ‘poof’. long time……"
Zhao Xiaomo coughed in embarrassment: "Cough, um..." He took off his coat and put it on him.Then he suddenly came to his senses: "Ha! It was you just now, right? Little fox?"
The little fox moved his two pointed ears, and buried his head lower: "Yes..."
It turned out that the white shadow that Zhao Xiaomo saw just now was a shy little fox. The child followed the two of them all the way but did not dare to show his face.
—sacrificed his ass/butt. O(∩_∩)O
At this time, Y came with J and J: "Oh, you guys met."
The little fox nodded: "Well... I'm here to give you a message..."
***
They went back to the base for a detailed discussion. On the way, Y asked Zhao Xiaomo: "What is Z doing?"
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
- Wrong!Not right!Why is the director silent all night? !
--director! ! ! !
After calling several times in a row, Z finally poked his head out from under the quilt, with a bitter face:
"Okay... so scary. I couldn't stand it after watching half of it, so I turned off my perception and went to sleep..." >///
'Meow' the wicked little J imitated the meowing sound in the movie.
Director... He retracted his head back into the bed...
30. Contact (Ⅳ)
The little fox held a big grape, looked left and right, and smiled.
——It’s been a long time since I ate grapes, I really miss them.
He opened his mouth wide, and stuffed the whole grape into his mouth in one gulp, his left cheek became bulging.
This greedy little thing was still not satisfied, and tried to open its mouth to wrap another one, and the cheek on the right side also bulged.result……
— Mouth stuffed too full to chew! ! ! =__=
The little fox blushed, and put his fingers into his mouth to pull out a grape, but unfortunately he failed. He had no choice but to press his two paws on each cheek and squeeze hard. 'Pfft' The grapes were finally squeezed, and the little fox swallowed the grape juice/meat/with difficulty.
——Then, he took aim at another big grape...
Zhao Xiaomo sat at the table with his chin propped up, smiling and watching TT eating in the fox mode, thinking that the little fox was the cutest.
The other two who were also sitting at the table had facial paralysis Y without any suspense; the boss gentleman X had a gentle face and gritted his teeth secretly
——Revenge for kiss ass/ass, and this guy came here to act cute and provoke others.
——Small, don’t think that I don’t know the purpose of your intentional maintenance of this pattern, hehe…
Zhao Xiaomo started to make a microphone: "TT, the director asked you what's the matter with you this time?"
The little fox licked his paws: "Federal College celebration, father invited Mr. Z to be a guest, and he will award a medal to Mr. Z."
Zhao Xiaomo: "...Well, the director can't say..."
The little fox scratched his ears, and hesitated awkwardly: "Father said... I knew that the teacher would not agree so easily, so the Federation Army is waiting outside the earth, and will press you over...Father also said... Federation Army The annual salary assessment is coming soon, I hope the teacher can successfully complete all the tasks assigned by the Federation."
——The word "all" is very heavy.
Zhao Xiaomo couldn't help but sigh, the little fox has grown up and started to know how to play bureaucracy.
——Well, children have to grow up after all. ╮(╯_╰)╭
Director Z couldn't stand the coercion and temptation, so he agreed coyly on airs.
——Beatings and salary increases, only a fool would choose the former.
The little fox achieved his goal and was just happy when suddenly his expression changed, he hurriedly jumped off the table, bit the corner of the tablecloth with his teeth and tore the tablecloth off,
In the blink of an eye, the little fox like a plush toy turned into a beautiful naked man, tremblingly wrapped his body with a tablecloth, only his head was exposed.
The beautiful fox blushed and explained to Zhao Xiaomo in a low voice: "I still can't control the changes in my body. I can't help but want to change when I'm full..."
Zhao Xiaomo was used to it, and he didn't mind at all, he grabbed his two pointed ears and pulled lightly: "It's okay, it's okay, it's really hard for you to do this."
——No matter what his appearance is, he is still a cute little fox inside anyway. O(∩_∩)O
——I'm afraid that among everyone present, only Zhao Xiaomo thinks so...
Zhao Xiaomo's first interstellar journey...was spent in a deep sleep.
In order to reduce the impact on the biological muscles/body, the passengers of the spacecraft usually spend the time traveling through the universe channel in the dormant cabin.Therefore, when Zhao Xiaomo woke up, he was already on the planet Urimalu where the federal headquarters is located (don't laugh... I really named it waste T_T).
Regarding the fact that Z is possessed by Zhao Xiaomo, and Zhao Xiaomo's body still has independent consciousness, it is an important secret of the Federation, and only a very few people know about it.The Federation declared that Z just chose a human appearance to facilitate operations on Earth.
So Zhao Xiaomo held his head high, accompanied by Y, enjoying the admiration of all kinds of strange species all the way, led by the little fox to meet his father, His Excellency the President of the Federation.
——The reason why Z didn’t come out was because he was lazy, and because he was in public, because he was inconvenient to move and needed to be hugged by Y… After all, the influence was not good.
We won’t go into details about what the Universal Federation Headquarters looks like. In short, Zhao Xiaomo walked all the way, lamenting the richness of human imagination—there are many facilities here that look similar to those in science fiction movies. Of course, more Spectacular, more advanced.
'Grandma Liu' Zhao Xiaomo walked around the Grand View Garden of the Federation excitedly, only cared about admiring, and entered the president's office without knowing it.
The layout here is absolutely different from Zhongnanhai, Downing Street or the White House. It looks a bit like our ancestors' Qianqing Palace. There is something like a throne in front of the large and empty hall.
On the throne sits a... chimpanzee peeling bananas!
Zhao Xiaomo: (⊙o⊙)...
Zhao Xiaomo, who has long trained his ability to see things and not to be surprised, calmed down, followed what Y taught him before, kneeled down on one knee, folded his hands in front of his chest, and extended the highest etiquette in the universe to the chimpanzee: "Your Excellency, President! Hello, I am……"
"Eh...Xiao Mo, you made a mistake..." TT hurriedly pulled him up, and kindly explained, "That's not my father, it's his pet..."
Zhao Xiaomo: (⊙o⊙)...
——So embarrassing! >///
——It turns out that there are also cosmic creatures that look the same as chimpanzees, and they are kept as pets of dignitaries?
TT once again helplessly reveals Zhao Xiaomo's superficial cognition: "Eh... no... this one is just an ordinary earth gorilla... the blue-skinned team leader brought it from the earth as a gift to his father..."
As if to verify what he said, the orangutan swallowed the banana in one bite, snorted twice with its big nostrils, and slapped its chest with two fists.
Zhao Xiaomo was even more embarrassed.
——Squad leader, you hugging the thigh and flattering the leader...
——Ahem, Director!Why didn't you remind me? !
Z clutched his stomach in the space, rolling on the ground laughing: "Hahahaha... Ah Mo, you really knelt down... Hahaha..."
Y turned his face to the side, and coughed lightly with his fist in his mouth: "Cough..."
——Poor Yin, it’s hard to hold back your laughter, hehe~
Zhao Xiaomo blushed and was very annoyed, but it was not easy to explode in front of TT, so he ignored the mischievous bastard in his body, suppressed his anger and asked, "Has the President not come yet?"
Just as TT was about to answer, he heard a loud voice laughing: "Human, hello~"
Then, Zhao Xiaomo stared dumbfounded at one, which was exactly the same as the fox-shaped TT, except that its fur was red—a pocket red fox, which jumped out from behind the throne like a gust of wind, and stood on the chimpanzee's head with its hips akimbo.
Zhao Xiaomo looked at TT, then at his fox father: (⊙o⊙)...
——A son is like a father, a son is like a father...
The red fox president is sitting on the head of the chimpanzee and swinging his legs. The orangutan is really honest. Ever since the owner got on the back of his head, he has been squatting obediently, like a stone sculpture, motionless.
The president waved to Zhao Xiaomo and smiled very kindly: "Come here, come here, I haven't seen a real human being yet."
Zhao Xiaomo walked over as promised, bent down and was about to salute...
'Pfft' The other party transformed faster than his son, with long hair and snow-skinned fox ears, his face was actually the same as that of the little fox after he turned into a boy, and there was no difference in age, except that the hair was red.
Zhao Xiaomo couldn't dodge in time, and crashed into the president's bare/naked/naked chest. =__=
The red-haired naked/male changed his face faster than his transformation, immediately covered his face, squeezed his throat and called out: "Ah, you are like this when we first meet... Are all human beings so bold? So shy~"
Zhao Xiaomo: =__=
——What's the situation?I'm powerless to vomit...
The naked/male rolled his eyes, and grabbed Zhao Xiaomo who wanted to escape: "I understand, it's not your fault! Is Z missing me, right? Z, come out soon~~ ~~~~~~~”
Zhao Xiaomo: =__=
——The director... seems to be calling you, please show up quickly...
—I... I... I can't resist.
——MT fell down, please add blood...
The little fox blushed and rubbed his fingers: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, father likes to joke the most. I'm sorry..."
Y has obviously seen such a scene before, his face is expressionless and he remains motionless.
The President relentlessly shook Zhao Xiaomo's shoulders: "Z, Z, come out quickly~ Come out quickly~" His pet chimpanzee happily patted his chest and cheered for his master.
When Zhao Xiaomo's head was only one step away from being shaken off, Master Z finally showed up helplessly: "I'm so annoying, let go!"
The naked president obediently let go, squatted on the seat and wagged his tail like a husky, his face full of excitement: "Long time no see, Z you don't come back to see me, I miss you so much~"
Zhao Xiaomo fell powerlessly in the space, and the machine butler fanned and squeezed his shoulders behind him.
——Hey, little fox, you must never become like this in the future.
The reason why Your Excellency the President can become the President is not only because of her hereditary status, but also because of his strength.For example, the greatest nemesis of Lord Z, the number one in the universe, is the often nonsensical, naked/running presidential fox.
——The fifth of the top ten incredible events in the universe: Why can the president fox eat Mr. Z to death?What dark secret do they have?
Z gritted his teeth one by one and pulled away the claws that were tightly gripping his collar, and said coldly: "I've said hello, and the human beings have also let you meet, so farewell!" He turned his head and was about to leave.
President Fox is not so easy to dismiss. He rushed to grab Z's hand, put it on his cheek and sighed: "Ah~ what a real touch, it's completely different from the feeling of touching your body before..."
Zhao Xiaomo: (⊙o⊙)...
——Ahem, director...you!you!
Z raised his brows sideways, and stomped viciously on President Fox's tail. The pain caused the guy to let go of his hand quickly, holding his tail and blowing hard.
Z raised his chin, his heart filled with the pleasure of revenge.
——It's a pity that this is the only thing he can do, this guy can't beat, kill, or eat...
Over the long years in the past, Y and the little fox have become so numb to this kind of dramatic scene that they don't even bother to watch it.
——There is only Zhao Xiaomo, a poor child with little knowledge.
He shouted in his heart: God, thank you for your eyes, finally let the director kill himself if he does many injustices, and the wicked will accept the wicked!
Z cursed the white-eyed wolf, Zhao Xiaomo, to dislocate his jaw, and pulled Y to leave: "Let's go."
"Wait." Your Excellency the President was still blowing his tail, without raising his eyelids, he said casually, "Aren't you going to see her? She misses you very much."
Z didn't speak, just nodded slightly, hooked Y's neck and let him carry him away.
Zhao Xiaomo asked curiously: "Director, who is she?"
Z didn't intend to hide from him:
"The life form diverted from my energy source...my daughter."
The author has something to say: It's not Shengziwen, it's not Shengziwen! ! ! !Dear friends, you will know after reading...
One more spoiler: I won't write about the president threatening Z with his daughter. The relationship between the two is not like this...
Then this incident... is a bit complicated... The boss will come out in the next chapter
31. Contact (Ⅴ)
Zhao Xiaomo lay on the side of the screen, raised her head: "Director...this...is your daughter?"
The Z policeman brought tea and snacks, and sat at the small round table sipping afternoon tea calmly: "That's right."
Zhao Xiaomo stared blankly at the giant blue crystal sphere in the middle of the huge space they were in.
——(⊙o⊙)...
——April Fool's Day?April [-] today?
This rotating luminous body is equivalent to several times the size of a football field, exuding a light blue shimmer throughout, suspended in the air and slowly rotating periodically.
——The federal central data processor, the information core of the entire universe, has the highest decision-making power in the universe, and manipulates everything in the interstellar through sophisticated calculations.
——To put it simply, it is a huge...smart computer that consumes a lot of energy.
And such a huge source of energy can only be found in one place in the entire universe...
Director Z, as the initial energy source of the federal processor, is, to a certain extent, the incubator of this existence beyond life.
Zhao Xiaomo's human brain can't handle such complicated information, he covered his head with doubts on his face: "But...why is it a daughter?"
——Computers also have gender?
Z put down the teacup, and said flatly, "Because she chose a female personality herself."
As soon as the words fell, the light blue light on the sphere became stronger. Zhao Xiaomo blocked the dazzling light with the back of his hand, and heard a little girl's voice coming from the sphere. The voice 'giggled' and seemed very happy: " Long time no see, PaPa, I miss you very much."
Z took a sip of tea and didn't answer.
The door to the space opened, and a little girl in a pink princess dress with a big bow tied on her head happily ran in, and flew into Z's arms: "PaPa!"
The little girl was very beautiful, with blond curly hair, sapphire-like eyes, and a slightly pouty cherry mouth. She looked like a doll lined up in a shop window.
Z raised his eyebrows slightly, his expression finally changed slightly.
The little girl was very proud, she jumped half a step away, picked up the corner of her skirt, twirled it around in place, and showed it to him like a show: "PaPa chose a human appearance, so I also made one, does it look good?"
Z is noncommittal: "You found it from the earth?"
The little girl covered her mouth and smiled: "Hee hee, it turns out that PaPa made mistakes sometimes." She raised her palm, and a screen appeared in midair, showing a laboratory-like room with many capsules set up in the room. Shaped glass cabins, each cabin sleeps a creature that looks like a little human girl, and each little girl... looks exactly like the little girl in front of her.
"These are clones, my body reserves." The little girl smiled to Z: "PaPa, if you like, I can do a lot for you too."
——Flesh/body is just a container. For example, the little girl in front of me is a USB flash drive with a human appearance. The federal processor directly downloads its own core database to this USB flash drive.
With the development of science and technology to this level, it is already... a little scary, and Zhao Xiaomo's head hurts even more.
Then it was naturally the time for the father and daughter to enjoy the family happiness, but the little girl was unilaterally happy. Zhao Xiaomo felt that Director Z didn't have any interest, and had been perfunctory the little girl.
——This made him very incomprehensible.
After the polite ceremony was over, Z stood up: "It's getting late, take my leave."
The little girl took his hand, jumped up and said, "Well, I'll take PaPa out."
Z struggled with his hand, but did not break free, and could only let the little girl drag him out the door.
Y was waiting outside the door before, watching them come out, and nodded slightly.
When the little girl saw him, her smiling expression turned cold in an instant, and she snorted, "Long time no see, Y."
——The atmosphere is not right, Zhao Xiaomo is even more puzzled.
Y took Z with an expression on his face, and the two turned and left.
"PaPa," the little girl waved behind her: "Goodbye~"
—We will meet soon.
At night, Zhao Xiaomo flattered Z: "Director, your daughter is very cute, what's her name?"
Z was reading a book, pushed his glasses and said in surprise: "Amo, do people on earth give computers names?"
Zhao Xiaomo: "...No..."
——We don't call computers our daughters either!fall!
Director Z came here to participate in the celebration of the Federal Academy and receive the award medal. On the second day, he went to the Federal Academy accompanied by President Fox.
The academy was built in the mountains on the other side of the planet, and it took a day and a night to get there.On the luxury spaceship of the Presidential Palace that Zhao Xiaomo and the others carried, there were only a few distinguished passengers besides the flight attendants.
——The president and his son, Zhao Xiaomo+Z+Y, the little girl processor, Mr. Special Commissioner whom I haven’t seen for a long time, and a fat man who is said to be the president of the Federation Parliament.
Zhao Xiaomo had a very bad impression of the president of the council. The fat, oily fellow looked like a rough-skinned African elephant, with a long nose resting on his shoulders and a pipe dangling from his mouth all the time.He is very arrogant. As one of the few senior federal officials who know Zhao Xiaomo's identity, he has shown contempt for lower earth creatures in the few meetings.
He even despises Y, insinuating that Y is Z's pet during dinner, a lackey without a soul.
Y broke the indifference for the first time, and ridiculed the chairman of the parliament as the biggest moth in the federation.
——These two obviously have deep feuds. Of course, Zhao Xiaomo has no right to know any inside information.
He lowered his head to drink the soup with a wooden face, and looked up to see the little girl looking at him with a smile on her chin.
Zhao Xiaomo has always been kind to children, and he responded with a gentle smile: "Hello."
The little girl still curled her mouth: "You are inferior, you are not qualified to talk to me."
"Pfft..." Zhao Xiaomo spewed out the soup in his mouth.
——Poison tongue loli? Orz
The little girl continued: "You don't deserve to be PaPa's body at all. God knows how much I hate your human flesh/body, how fragile, without any potential, and without any hope of evolution. PaPa is so unfortunate that I have to be like you Low-level stuff tied together..."
When she said this, her voice was very soft, and she still had a smile on her face. From the eyes of others, she seemed to be having an intimate conversation with Zhao Xiaomo.
Zhao Xiaomo was a little angry, and felt that he needed to educate the child on etiquette.He tugged at his collar irritably, and was about to speak when Special Agent X, who was sitting on the other side of him, gently held his hand under the table and shook his head.
Zhao Xiaomo understood his hint and could only give up.
It was night again, and Little Loli pestered Z to read her a bedtime story. Z read halfway, closed the book, and said coldly to the little girl with her eyes closed: "You were very rude at dinner today, you should know, I can hear everything."
With her eyes still closed, Little Loli chuckled lightly: "Well, PaPa, I know."
—but I don't care.
Z slammed the door and went out, the little Lolita opened her eyes, wrapped herself in the blanket and laughed.
As night falls, it's time for a good show.
While Zhao Xiaomo was sleeping soundly, there was an eager knock on the door.
Zhao Xiaomo rubbed his eyes and opened the door, the little fox jumped in and shouted: "Teacher, Xiaomo, Mr. Y attacked Mr. Chairman of the Council. The Chairman of the Council was seriously injured. Now Mr. Y is imprisoned."
Zhao Xiaomo was taken aback, and before he could react, he had been switched to standby mode by Z. Z regained the initiative in his body, and asked coldly: "Where is he locked up now?"
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