Non-self race

I will hand you over to Director Z..."

Zhao Xiaomo's face was full of black lines: Look at what this said...

However, he was very grateful for the visiting snacks brought by his husband, and patted the other person on the shoulder to comfort him: "It's okay, I'm fine."

It's a pity that the husband didn't believe it, and started to pull the buttons of his pajamas: "Let me see if there are any scars left."

So the two were twisted together again. ╮(╯_╰)╭

***

The battle for the cosmic crystal skull has officially begun.

The first battle - Boss side, victory!

The author has something to say: ahem, so this is the climax: the battle for the crystal skull

I have something to do tomorrow, please take a day off~

48. Battle for the Crystal Skull—Second Battle (1)

The queen loved the man in the mirror deeply.

Although she has never seen the man's real face, she is fascinated by his voice.That voice was like the most mellow and sweet wine, nourishing the empress' already barren heart.

The voice in the mirror once praised the queen, saying she was the most beautiful creature in the world.The queen is praised by her beloved, and she is as happy as being immersed in a honey jar.

Then one day, the man in the mirror suddenly sighed, and he said to the queen: "My beautiful queen, you are still a rare and most beautiful creature in the world, but there is a person in the forest to the east who is more beautiful than you." .”

After hearing what the mirror said, the queen felt distressed and sad. She had a serious illness and felt that she was going to die, because in the eyes of her beloved, she was no longer the most beautiful in the world.

Jealousy is the source of evil, and the queen's once flawless heart was blinded by strong jealousy, and she became a crazy and vicious woman.

One day, the queen came up with a poisonous plan: she wanted to kill the man in the forest, as long as the man was gone, she would still be the most beautiful creature in the mirror's eyes.

The queen summoned the hunter from the forest, and although she had no faith in the little, skinny boy, the hunter was said to be the best hunter in the country, and could kill anything that lived in the forest.

The queen ordered the hunters to kill the man hiding in the forest, and to cut off his heart and bring it to her.

The hunter led the way and left.

This hunter, dressed in a funny green one-piece suit exactly like Robin Hood, walked out of the queen's castle with a heavy bow and arrow, then sat down on the ground, pulling his hair...

- spit crap...

Hunter Zhao Xiaomo has nothing else to think about except complaining. ╮(╯_╰)╭

As mentioned before, the "Crystal Skull Battle" between X and the director is in full swing.As the director with the support of the powerful information database of the computer girl Alice, he rushed to the next hiding place of the Crystal Skull in the first time.

The lost civilization is a magical race, and their technology cannot be explained by any current laws of the universe.For example, some of these 13 crystal skulls are real crystal sculptures, while others exist in illusion and need to be found out and materialized (=__=|||).

Centuries ago, a traveling alien found such a skull when he passed by Earth.This is an alien who respects the civilization of the earth. Instead of stealing the precious cultural heritage, he hides the skull in one of the earth cultures he likes...

——That is a fairy tale.

The alien appreciates the efforts of the earthlings to inspire the intelligence and emotional intelligence of the cubs (?).So he hid the crystal skull. According to him: "A certain well-known fairy tale", you can find it by following the plot.

There is no trace of aliens to be found, and everyone in the office can only investigate based on the clues at hand.

There are many fairy tales on the earth, so everyone started to divide the work from the most famous ones.The tool to enter the fairy tale book is naturally the in-depth substitution device used when reading Alice's novels, and then the characters are set arbitrarily by the device.

So Zhao Xiaomo traveled to the world that seemed to be Snow White, became a hunter, and was entrusted by her stepmother to kill the poor beautiful princess.

——I have to wear this weird green dress =__=.

Zhao Xiaomo didn't know if the crystal skull would be here, so he decided to follow the alien's instructions: follow the plot.

Then what he has to do is... go to the forest to kill a wild boar, and dig out the pig's heart to give to the evil queen. Maybe in the process, he can encounter clues about the whereabouts of the crystal skull.

—Where can I find wild boar?Then how about killing the wild boar? =__=

Fairy tales are fairy tales, just as Zhao Xiaomo was wandering in the forest helplessly, his friend, oh no, the prey— Mr. Wild Boar, came to his door!

This wild boar is different from those skinny guys who eat sweet potatoes in the zoo. It is a circle larger than the domestic pigs in their prime. It is a real meat eater.The wild boar saw Zhao Xiaomo, who was unconsciously wearing a dazzling green dress from afar, lowered his head and arched his fangs, kicked the pig's hooves, cheerfully and ferociously - attacking! ! !

Zhao Xiaomo heard a pig humming behind him, turned around happily, and saw the other party's big nostrils and a bloody mouth comparable to a hippopotamus...

——With a scream, he dropped the bow and arrow that was in the way, and spread his legs... A new [-]-meter Superman was born!

(Hey, you are a hunter, how can you lose the guy who eats? ╮(╯_╰)╭)

In the depths of the lush forest, little monkeys hang upside down on the branches, little rabbits poke their heads out of holes, and little bees gather buzzing together...

——All the little animals in the forest looked at Zhao Xiaomo happily, being chased by wild boar~O(∩_∩)O~

Just when Zhao Xiaomo was about to meet God, an arrow shot through the air, passing straight through the gap between the almost inseparable bodies of Zhao Xiaomo and Mr. Wild Boar... Well, that narrow gap was deeply inserted into On the big tree behind them.圕馫闁苐

The two people who were suddenly disturbed were so frightened that their hairs stood on end. They looked at each other and exclaimed with sweat: "It's so dangerous...

- hello!There's a wild boar, okay? !

So, in the face of the sudden threat, the pig-type species with a relatively lower IQ (?) ran away with its tail between its legs.Proud of his bravery, the human who climbed up with trembling legs supported the tree trunk, and proudly puffed out his chest, ready to thank his benefactor.

The person who came was straddling a white-haired horse. He was born with blond hair and blue eyes, and was handsome.

Zhao Xiaomo: "..."

——Who should I be? It turns out to be Snow White's Prince Charming, what a mouthful>

——But why did this guy pop up so quickly?Is the princess already dead?I haven't offered my wild boar heart yet? !

Prince Charming is indeed a gentleman, he jumped off the steed, heroically...twisted his foot. ╮(╯_╰)╭

His face froze for a moment, resisting the pain in his ankle, he pulled Zhao Xiaomo's hand to his lips, bent down and bowed: "Beautiful person, are you hurt?"

Zhao Xiaomo: "..."

——Well, I was probably scared silly by the wild boar just now, and I was dreaming, so let’s go now.

He stomped his feet and was about to leave, but unexpectedly, the familiar guy's claws were like a vice, holding his hand tightly, and he couldn't break free at all.

Zhao Xiaomo was furious: Fairy tale characters should look like fairy tale characters, what do two big men look like joking around?Do you want to teach bad paper to children? !

Seeing his face darken, Prince Charming hurriedly smoothed things over: "I'm sorry, but I'm actually a prince from a neighboring country. I heard that the most beautiful person in the world lives in this forest. My father ordered me to find that person and marry him back to the country." , or I will lose my right to inherit."

Zhao Xiaomo nodded to express his understanding. Since ancient times, the battle for the throne has been cruel, and he understands it.

—but what about hand-holding? !

Seeing that he was still sullen, Prince Charming hurriedly explained: "But I'm not familiar with this forest. I've been lost here for several days. It's cold and hungry, and I'm about to die. I see that you are dressed as a hunter. You should be very familiar with the forest. Familiar, can you take me to find that beautiful person? After that, I will definitely give you the most precious treasure of the kingdom as a token of my gratitude."

Zhao Xiaomo silently looked around,

——The warm sun in summer is really "cold and freezing"!

——The skin of grilled fish is still sticking to the corner of your mouth, so I thought I didn’t see it! =__=.

However, he had seen the prince's skill and the wild boar disaster just now, so he thought it would be nice to have such a free bodyguard who seemed to be able to catch and grill fish by his side.

So Zhao Xiaomo nodded and agreed to the other party's request, and coyly rode on the tall white horse with the prince. (Hey Brother Ma, it’s a cousin! The one without horns~)

——The jungle adventure journey of hunter Zhao Xiaomo and Prince Charming kicked off.

What should we do next, Zhao Xiaomo pondered, since the prince has already appeared, there is no need for him to bother Mr. Wild Boar anymore, he and the prince should find Snow White as soon as possible, um, Snow White in the crystal coffin... Then, 'Jiu' After a while, the prince hugs the beauty back, and the plot is over, and it will be obvious whether there is a crystal skull or not.

In fact, Zhao Xiaomo is a little concerned about what the prince said just now: "the most precious treasure in the kingdom". According to the memory of Zhao Xiaomo, who has read poetry and books (?), this part of the content is definitely not in the original book, from the moment he was chased by Mr. Wild Boar , this fairy tale has deviated from the original setting.

——Does this mean...the legendary treasure is very likely to be the Crystal Skull?

The more Zhao Xiaomo thought about it, the more he felt that this possibility was extremely great. When he thought that he might find this skull before the director and the others, he became very excited-he could finally feel proud!

Zhao Xiaomo glanced at the prince, gearing up, full of enthusiasm

——OK, let’s do that!There is nothing to worry about with the benefactor!

However soon...

he is hungry...

Zhao Xiaomo was a little embarrassed, but still pulled the prince's sleeve bravely.

The prince grabbed the reins, leaned forward and put his head on Zhao Xiaomo's shoulder, with a familiar and intimate attitude: "What's the matter? Little hunter?"

Oh, their body/position (?) at this time is like this: the prince insisted on riding fast, so Zhao Xiaomo rode with the prince.The prince is naturally pulling the reins, Zhao Xiaomo, because of the setting of the fairy tale (Prince Charming is always the one behind), sitting between the prince and the horse's head in a well-behaved manner.

Just imagine, in the dense forest, there are birds and flowers everywhere, the handsome Prince Charming is holding his hunter friend in his arms, riding on a beautiful white horse with fewer horns than a unicorn, wandering in the forest...

——What a harmonious scene. ╮(╯_╰)╭

Zhao Xiaomo made a palm gesture of the Eighteen Palms of the Rising Dragon, pushed away the beautiful head on his shoulder, rubbed his palms on his clothes in disgust, and said coldly, "I'm hungry, I'm hungry!" Not strong enough to be a guide."

——In fact, Zhao Xiaomo was originally a kind and good boy, and he would never be able to do such an impolite attitude.But please understand that this poor child has been in this world for a whole day, and was chased by a wild boar in a [-]-meter race. He is so hungry that he can swallow a horse alive... Jiling, there is a sense of horror...)

Zhao Xiaomo, who was so hungry that his belly was stuck to his vest, looked at His Royal Highness eagerly, and silently recited the Sutra of Prajna Seeking Food:

--fish!fish!fish!I want to eat grilled fish! !

The prince is indeed a well-bred gentleman. Although his head is pushed away, it hurts his feelings, but how can he watch his companion starve (or eat his horse?) So he generously replied: "No problem, I'm pretty good at fish dishes."

Zhao Xiaomo's eyes were shining brightly, and saliva was swirling around the corner of his mouth.

The prince smiled, held the rein with one hand, and naturally wrapped the other arm around the hunter's soft waist (?), and said, "Hold on tight, let's go to the river."

Zhao Xiaomo: "..."

——I can’t ride a horse + I want to eat fish... so... I will bear it!

——Hunter Zhao Xiaomo and Prince Charming's fish grilling journey kicked off.

The author has something to say: Well, I’m sorry, I was Calvin yesterday, but today I’m full of thoughts~ Hoho, I love fairy tales more than fairy tales~~~~~

In the past two days, I have suddenly become super cute about Fu Jian X Murong Chong's classic love and killing each other,

I dream and think about it every day, and I can’t help opening the novel==,

So... recommend yourself...

【Huang】~A story about a well-behaved little shou who is slowly spoiled by the experience of Murong Chong in his dream~

49. Battle for the Crystal Skull—Second Battle

In the beautiful fairy tale world, the two galloped freely in the forest together, and soon came to the legendary river with fish.

The surface of the river is clear and the water is gurgling.

The banks of the river are wide and sparkling with gravel.

On the bank of the river, a bonfire was burning fiercely, and wisps of green smoke shot straight into the sky.

On the raging bonfire, the skin of the grilled fish was charred and tender, extremely delicious.

Beside the grilled fish, a strong brown bear is sitting cross-legged, drooling and happily spinning a harpoon.

Zhao Xiaomo: (⊙o⊙)...

The prince once again jumped off the steed in a chic way, and this time he did not collapse again.He turned around and raised his arms to Zhao Xiaomo, who was still stunned on the horse, with a gentle and friendly smile: "Come on, little hunter, let me carry you down."

Zhao Xiaomo came back to his senses, glared at him contemptuously, and turned his head.

——Only the weak and weak princess needs the hug of the prince~

——Look at me jumping in style too!

then……

This is a sad story with no suspense. If the collapse of the prince's foot is a slightly embarrassing tragedy, then the fact that Zhao Xiaomo fell headlong into the mud on the river bank...

——Please pretend you didn’t see it... ╮(╯_╰)╭

It's far away. In short, when Zhao Xiaomo was sitting sadly by the river and washing his face, his fellow rider was greeting the brown bear graciously: "Brother, I didn't expect you to still be here." He pointed to Zhao Xiaomo: " My friend, may I treat him to some grilled fish too?"

The bear raised its eyes slightly, gave the prince a dark look, and let out a snort.

The prince suddenly realized, quickly took out a small bottle from his pocket, and handed it over respectfully: "I still have some salt here."

The bear slapped the salt in the bottle onto the grilled fish fins, then silently moved his fat butt to one side.

The prince happily waved to Zhao Xiaomo: "Little hunter, come and sit down."

then……

Zhao Xiaomo kept the (⊙o⊙)... expression, sitting between the prince and the chubby brown bear.

The prince introduced with a smile: "I don't know how to fish, and I don't know how to make a fire. At best, I can only provide this friend with some ingredients for cooking. He is very generous, so you are welcome, little hunter."

Zhao Xiaomo is silent: So who just praised Haikou that he is good at fish cooking?As for why you bring a salt shaker with you, and this bear who can only grill fish... let's not care about fairy tales ==.

The brown bear spun the harpoon, picked it up and put it in front of its nose to sniff, and let out a satisfied growl similar to 'hmm'. It was so close that it almost broke the membrane in Zhao Xiaomo's ears.

Satisfied with his cooking, Xiong sent the harpoon to the side, and the fish head with its mouth open stopped 1 centimeter in front of Zhao Xiaomo's nostrils.

Zhao Xiaomo: "..." He silently took the grilled fish, stuffed it into his mouth silently, chewed the 'salty' fish meat like condensed sea water silently, and silently swallowed the whole fish into his stomach...

——TUT, I am afraid and have to endure salty goods, I would not have said I was hungry if I knew it =__=

——So Wang Zidian, you are actually taking revenge on my rudeness just now, right?

--good!Very good!

So when the second grilled fish was inserted/in front of the nostril, Zhao Xiaomo decisively passed the fish to his handsome friend: "You can eat some too."

The prince shook his head and declined very naturally: "Thank you, I'm not hungry..." Then he smiled with the bear,

——Slanted eyes staring at Zhao Xiaomo...

There is no reason why the host should not eat the food, not to mention that the other party is a powerful Xiong Dian, so Zhao Xiaomo silently swallowed the second, third, and fourth fish with a bitter face... After many, many fishes, he satiated with satisfaction. Touching her chubby belly, her chapped lips just want to drink water.

The prince is really a gentle and good man (?), and when he saw the machine, he held a pool of river water with both hands and approached him: "Are you thirsty? Drink it." A high degree of blood salt can destroy people's willpower (see those shipwrecks that bumped on the sea for several days Survivor), so Zhao Xiaomo hung his head anxiously, stuck out the tip of his tongue like a kitten, spit out the life-saving river water in the prince's hand, and licked away the last drop with his tongue after finishing.

The prince narrowed his eyes, his expression enjoying himself.

When Zhao Xiaomo looked up after drinking enough water, he saw that the brown bear had twisted its buttocks, swayed to the depths of the forest, and left the young couple there to kiss me.

The brown bear said: Don't be ashamed, I'm still upset looking at it, eating a grilled fish can't be peaceful, let's go!

The Fairy Tale Forest didn't know what was going on, the sky was clear just now, but in the blink of an eye, the sun set and night fell!

It was pitch black everywhere, and accompanied by the eerie calls of owls from the trees, the forest at night was a terrifying and dangerous place.

Fortunately, there is a bonfire beside Zhao Xiaomo, and there is also a prince who seems to have some kung fu.

He breathed a sigh of relief, had enough food and drink, and it was dark and night, and he felt drowsy.

The prince pulled down his velvet cloak and spread it on the ground, lying on his side comfortably, and then patted the place beside him: "It's getting late, you should also take a rest."

Zhao Xiaomo didn't want to talk to this nonsensical prince any more, so he excused that he wanted to watch the torch, so he sat there with his knees hugged.

The prince didn't say much, nodded and said, "Alright, then let's take turns keeping watch." Then he turned over and snored.

Zhao Xiaomo thought in a daze, since they want to help the prince find Snow White, should they go to the seven dwarfs first tomorrow?

—Where are they again...

His eyelids were battling and he soon fell asleep.

then……

When Zhao Xiaomo woke up again, he felt like his brain was congested.

Of course he would have brain congestion, because at this moment, his hands and feet were tied and he was hanging upside down on the tree trunk. =__=|||

He silently glanced at the prince who was also hanging upside down beside him, and the other party returned him an apologetic smile: I don't know what's going on?

"Boss, the prey is awake!" A sharp voice sounded under the tree, Zhao Xiaomo looked there...

aha~

Under the tree stood seven small old men, all wearing pointed hats, with big beards and old and ugly faces.

The tall, rich and handsome prince exclaimed, "What an ugly creature!"

Zhao Xiaomo: =___=||||

——Please let us still fall into human hands, okay? !

But the so-called no place to find, it took no effort to get here, although Zhao Xiaomo didn't know why the seven dwarves wanted to hang him and the prince up, he was still very glad that he found the seven so quickly.

He pulled the brightest smile on his face, just about to make friends with the little old men...

Eh? ! !

Why is it that some of the seven are sharpening knives, some are lighting fires, some are setting tables, chairs and knives and forks, and some are just staring at him and the prince drooling? !

His Royal Highness is always surprised: "Ah, it seems that we have encountered the most terrifying cannibals in the forest. ╮(╯_╰)╭"

Zhao Xiaomo no longer knew what the wailing was: this fairy tale collapsed, collapsed!

He quickly shouted: "Wait, I'm here to find Snow White, I'm her friend!"

——At the critical moment, you must play the network card.

The seven dwarves stopped and raised their heads, but they showed ferocious eyes wishing to eat Zhao Xiaomo (well, they planned to do so...).The leader sneered angrily: "Snow White's friend? Very good! Brothers, we caught something good!"

Huh?

So Zhao Xiaomo and the prince temporarily escaped the fate of being eaten, but both were imprisoned by the seven dwarfs in the basement of their small and exquisite house.

As described in the fairy tale, this is a cute little house, everything is only 1/3 the size of a normal human being, the door has to bend the body, suck the waist tightly to get in; the wooden chair can only touch half of the buttocks It's half of it, and it collapses as soon as it sits; the cups for drinking water and the bowls for eating...these are the sizes that are common in little girls' play toys. ╮(╯_╰)╭

Don't get me wrong, I like to eat meat, and I don't like meat, it's the reason why the dwarves, who are all meat regardless of race and gender, put the meat of the two adult living people on their mouths, and still eat and drink for them. It wasn't a sudden pity.

There are 2 reasons why dwarves hold back their desire/desire:

First, the tall, rich and handsome prince has a good father. Although the dwarves love meat, they love money more, so they tied up the prince and threatened letters and flying pigeons to send letters to his father to ask for money;

Second, the lie that Zhao Xiaomo told made the dwarves attach great importance to it, all thanks to the 'evil' Snow White.

It is said that this beautiful woman once lived among the dwarves. At that time, they were still a group of good old men with good intentions who took in the innocent beautiful woman.They don't want to have a estrangement with the beauty later. According to them, Snow White stole the treasure that should belong to them and failed the trust of the dwarf.

From then on, the dwarves were no longer kind, and they ate any meat, no matter who it was.

Hearing that Zhao Xiaomo has something to do with the damn Bai Xue, the little old men thought it would be too cheap to just stuff this green guy between his teeth.So Zhao Xiaomo and His Royal Highness were locked up together.

Of course the treatment is different.

The prince is a meat ticket, and he was born for the sake of money, otherwise he will lose less money if he loses weight;

Zhao Xiaomo is an enemy, so he should treat class enemies oh no, the way of slaves is easy to serve.

then……

On a bright afternoon, Zhao Xiaomo mournfully held a chopstick-sized broom and bent over to clean the cute little house decorated with colorful dwarves.

His ankles were covered with anklets made by the dwarves overnight, and he couldn't escape, so he could only hop around the room.As for the prince, he was tightly tied into rice dumplings and sleeping in the basement.

——The dwarves are not stupid, and they know how to overcome their physical disadvantages to prevent prisoners from escaping.

Zhao Xiaomo sadly worked as a cleaner, thinking that the progress of this fairy tale was really slow, and he didn't want to spend his whole life cleaning people's house.

——This group of old men, the wallpaper is still messed with pink floral patterns? !

Just when Zhao Xiaomo complained about the slow progress of the plot, the follow-up plots followed one after another.

'Dong dong dong' Someone was knocking on the door, and Zhao Xiaomo jumped to open the door.

——It is estimated that the little old men came back from catching meat. (╯﹏╰)

There was an old lady standing outside the door, with silver hair and black robe, her head was so low that she couldn't see her face, and she had a basket on her wrist, which was full of big red apples.

Zhao Xiaomo breathed a sigh of relief: Empress Empress, you are finally here.

He hastened to salute respectfully: "Queen, Snow White is not here, can you use spells to help me out? I'll catch her for you...uh..."

Zhao Xiaomo was still smiling obsequiously, the queen witch dressed as an old lady had a cold look in her eyes, picked up a red apple and stuffed it into Zhao Xiaomo's mouth. =__=||

Ever seen how to first aid someone stuck in food?He quickly ran behind him and grabbed the man's waist with his hands, pressed it hard, bent the man's body down, and patted his back to let him breathe...

What everyone doesn't know is that using similar movements plus covering your mouth and choking your throat can make people stick things that you don't want to swallow - into your throat!

So the poisonous apple that was supposed to be eaten by Snow White just got into Zhao Xiaomo's throat.

Killing plot today! ! ! !

Just like in the story, Zhao Xiaomo rolled his eyes and fell to the ground, and he did not forget to put his hands together in front of his chest.

——This is the beautiful death pose~

The old woman pulled down her hat and smiled viciously: "I made a mistake at first, and forgot that you also came from the forest. It turned out that the most beautiful creature he said was you, kid. Now that you are dead, he will fall in love with me again Lah~hahahahahaha!!!"

The old woman laughed wildly and left, leaving behind Zhao Xiaomo's dead body.

Zhao Xiaomo was originally a soul that traveled through fairy tales, so naturally he couldn't die. On the contrary, he is now trapped in that half-dead body, watching helplessly as the dwarves painted the moon and little stars on the ceiling above his head, unable to speak You can't move, you can't even blink your eyelids.

——The corners of the eyes are so sore~~~~~~~~~~~

So Zhao Xiaomo could only reflect silently: What is wrong with this fairy tale?

The dwarves returned home and found that Zhao Xiaomo had died. Although they were surprised, they all smiled—boiled water and opened the stove.

——You don’t even need to kill, just right!

It just so happened that Prince Charming woke up, and when he heard that there would be meat for dinner tonight, his expression turned extremely gloomy.

Prince Charming said that if he didn't save Zhao Xiaomo, he wouldn't live either.

Little old men looked at each other and lost their appetite and lost their minds.

The little old man at the head saw the bitten red apple rolling on the ground, and slapped his head: ah, it seems like this happened before?

Zhao Xiaomo said silently: "Hay?"

The little old man flipped through his diary full of red hearts: "That's right, Bai Xue also ate this kind of red apples 20 years ago, and was later saved by the prince, and I wrote down the method of saving her life."

Zhao Xiaomo continued: "Hay?"

Smart friends, let us tell the truth of this fairy tale from the beginning:

The queen is not Snow White's stepmother, the queen is Snow White.

Twenty years ago, Prince Charming rescued Snow White, and they happily went to the palace to live happily for many years.

Prince Charming became King Charming and Snow White became Snow Queen.

Later, King Charming passed away, and the lonely Snow Queen went to the forest to find her old friends, the seven dwarfs, and found the treasure of the dwarves there—the magic mirror left by her stepmother!

This magic mirror is really a devilish thing, with the ability to bewitch people and bring out the darkest essence of human nature.The dwarves became cruel because of the company of the magic mirror, and the Snow Queen became greedy and jealous because of falling in love with the magic mirror, and betrayed her friends.

She snatched away the magic mirror, and was controlled by the magic mirror, instructing Zhao Xiaomo to poison Zhao Xiaomo...

Zhao Xiaomo: "..."

——This is a boring plot! ! ! ! !

The extra prince's mouth was sweeter than candied fruit. He seduced the dwarves with sweet words to help him save Zhao Xiaomo, and promised to help them take back the magic mirror from the queen.

Of course the dwarves couldn't ignore such an offer, so they told them how to save them.

Seeing the prince lewd/smiling(?) approaching his dead body, Zhao Xiaomo was conflicted in his heart.

On the one hand, he wants to live;

On the other hand, although he died, his will was still there, so he had to help and experience kissing with a man...

——Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, this sad plot of killing the father of the gods! ! ! ! ! !

The prince gently stroked Zhao Xiaomo's face, with a smile in his eyes: "Aren't you the most beautiful creature in the world? Thank you for helping me find it. I promised you that I would dedicate the most precious treasure of the Shang Kingdom... "As he spoke, he raised his mouth and moved closer.

——The most precious treasure in the kingdom, of course, is the first kiss of my Prince Charming~╮(╯_╰)╭~

The prince's warm and soft lips moved between Zhao Xiaomo's mouth, that guy was really into the show, his eyes were closed, he was very emotional, not only kissed, but also had his tongue deep throat(?), Zhao Xiaomo comforted himself: Well, anyway This experience is not the first time, the last time I read Alice's novel...

Eh? ! ! ! ! !

About half an hour later, Zhao Xiaomo, the prince and seven old men stood proudly outside the queen's palace.

Despite the collapse, the plot of the fairy tale is still similar to the original one. The queen saw Zhao Xiaomo alive in the mirror, so she smashed the mirror angrily.

The mirror is shattered, and the magic that destroys humanity is gone. The beautiful Snow White and the kind seven dwarfs have returned to the past, hugging each other and weeping intimately.

Zhao Xiaomo's face was dark, and he watched His Royal Highness bend down to pick up the fragments of the mirror with cold eyes, and hummed: "Sir, be careful with your hands."

X, who turned into Prince Charming, blinked and asked in surprise, "Why did you recognize me again?"

Zhao Xiaomo muttered angrily: "Well, it can be seen from many places, for example, you didn't touch the fish at all, the fish skin on the corner of your mouth is just pretending; and the appearance of characters unrelated to the plot is very strange, and this How do you feel about your words and deeds on the road..."

——He would never admit that the familiarity of the kiss just now made him truly confirm the identity of the other party. =__=|||

X smiled: Well, Xiaomo, there is something...

——It’s all in silence.

Later, Zhao Xiaomo asked Mr.: "Are you here to help the director? Is there a crystal skull in this fairy tale?"

X smiled and waved at him: "Xiao Mo, I'll give you a present."

Zhao Xiaomo approached curiously, so X held his hand, and put the fragment of the magic mirror in his palm.

Zhao Xiaomo had no time to blow his hair, because he was surprised to see that the fragment immediately turned into a crystal skull as soon as he touched it.

——That's right, the queen's magic mirror, or the voice in the magic mirror, is nothing but the ghost of the dematerialized crystal skull with special power!

X calmly explained: "The Crystal Skull loves the descendants of the earth - human beings, that's why they say you are the most beautiful creature in the forest... They seem to have a special attachment to human DNA?"

Zhao Xiaomo hugged the skull happily, and rolled his eyes at X with a smile.

That smile was quite useful, and X no longer cared about the fact that the second skull he was supposed to get flew away.

From the moment he found out that Zhao Xiaomo was also in this fairy tale, X knew that he couldn't get the skull.

——Well, just treat him as a gift to make him happy~

——Anyway, at the end, the skull, the human... are all mine~O(∩_∩)O~

***

In the second battle of the Crystal Skull, the director-victory!

The author has something to say: Huh 5000+ burst!

So take a break tomorrow and think about the next battle ==

50. Battle for the Crystal Skull - the third battle

Babylon is a dazzling pearl in Mesopotamia. This rich kingdom has been passed down to the generation of King Zagon for almost 400 years.

Zagon is a god-like figure in the hearts of the people of Babylon. It is said that he is noble, majestic and handsome, and he is the king most favored by the gods.

This king, who is as beautiful as a star, loves men the most.

The people of Babylon loved their king, so they sent all kinds of beautiful and delicious men to the palace. Zagon happily accepted these tributes and weaved them into his harem.

Zagon has a huge male harem, and he raises these male concubines in the luxurious bedroom of Babel Babel. It is said that there are three thousand beauties in the palace, with different races and appearances, but they must all be first-class peerless figures.

The Tower of Babel is a masterpiece handed down from generation to generation. It is said that it was a gift from the gods to the king of Babylon.The pagoda is extremely tall, towering into the sky, and the interior is extremely luxurious. Countless rare plants are planted on the half of the pagoda, and flowers are blooming in all seasons. It is commonly known as the garden in the palace.

This Babel Tongtian Tower is the sacred residence of the royal family. The towers are closed all the year round and guarded by heavy soldiers. It is more difficult to enter than to ascend to the sky.It can really be said: Once you enter the tower, you will never leave the tower.

Of course, there are times when the pagoda is opened. For example, today is the day when Zagon opened the pagoda to accept beautiful men as tribute.

Among the tributes this time, the three sent by the Prime Minister are the most dazzling.

The first one is a weak teenager with red hair and white skin, and a normal type;

The second one is a blindfolded young man, strong and handsome, with iceberg type;

As for the third person, he is a foreigner with a strange appearance, not really beautiful, but it is more strange to look at.

The prime minister led the three beauties into the hall triumphantly under the envious eyes of everyone.The official in charge of receiving the gifts was an uncle with a beard, who raised his eyes to see