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Author of "Food and Sex": Cai lowered his eyebrows

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Tong Xin has a talented twin elder brother who is both civil and military, and a talented younger brother.

So there are already enough people involved in things like Guangzong Yaozu, he decided not to join in the fun, and follow human nature to be a greedy and lustful dude.

But the dude is doing well, but he insisted on pretending to be his elder brother to wield a big knife, and he almost didn't get himself into a physique that can practice the Sunflower Collection-_-!

Search keywords: Protagonist: Tong Xin, Duan Junheng┃Supporting roles: Tong Yi, Baoshen, Chidu, Tong Liang┃Others: gluttony, lecherous, rascal, complaining badly, only to frown

1. There are dudes in the family ([-])

As soon as the sky was clear, Tong Xin took two young servants - Bao Shen and Chi Du, over the wall and entered the west courtyard of Tong's house.

As soon as they landed on the ground, Bao Shen and Chi Du hurriedly patted the ashes on Tong Xin's red cloud pattern arrow sleeve shirt, pulled the gold inlaid jade belt hook at the waist, lifted the silk pants under the robe, and helped Tong Xin's slightly crooked double hairpins The purple gold crown, the silk red eyebrows and the pearl forehead guard, revealing the red mole between Tong Xin's eyebrows, then bent down and wiped the mud on Tong Xin's navy blue phoenix boots with his sleeve.

After finishing dressing up, Bao Shen and Chi Du looked at their Second Young Master again. His face was flushed, his brows were slightly drunk, his lips smelled of alcohol, and his body smelled of makeup. One could tell that he had gone out of his way again overnight.

In fact, as long as the second young master of their family doesn't move and doesn't speak, he is as bright as pearls and jade, but if he opens his mouth...

"Bao Shen," Tong Xin put away the folding fan in his hand, and said earnestly, "Don't fall in love with me, your young master, we will not be blessed."

"...Second Young Master, I am Chidu."

"..."

Tong Xinzui's eyes narrowed, and he felt that the wings that had been two just now had become four, "It can't be my fault, you two look too much alike."

Abalone hurried over to stand with Chidu, one tall and one short, one fat and one thin.

Chi Du pleaded: "Second Young Master, the younger one stayed with you all night again last night, and it is inevitable that we will be punished. I only hope that you can make the decision."

Tong Xin nodded seriously, "Don't worry, I will make Bao Shen responsible for you."

Bao Shen: "..."

Wing Belly: "..."

Tong Xin walked through the courtyard, cautiously hid inside the arch and looked at the main courtyard. He didn't see his father, he was safe, and hurried to his Manjusri Building.

There was no danger along the way, and Tong Xin was so nervous that he fell a dog on the way and almost made Ah Fu, who was looking after the house, think he was going to grab breakfast with it.

Arriving safely at his site, Tong Xin heaved a sigh of relief, stretched out his left hand and pushed the door open before stepping in, then took it back and closed the door, "It must be because I opened the door in the wrong posture, and I saw something that shouldn't be here. "

"What?" Bao Shen and Chi Du asked together.

"My mother."

"..."

Tong Xin walked to the other side of the door, ready to open the door in another posture, but was stopped by Chidu, "Second Young Master, I think the posture just now is better."

"Why?" Tong Xin wondered.

Bao Shen replied: "If you change your posture, I'm afraid you will see the master."

Tong Xin blinked, "...that makes sense."

Just as Tong Xin was about to return to the original position, the door opened by itself, a pair of slender hands pinched his ears and pulled them in, "Stinky boy, I'm willing to come back."

"Oh, it hurts, it hurts, mother, take it easy, take it easy." Tong Xin grinned in pain and wailed.

"It hurts and deserves it." Although Madam Tong said so, she still secretly blamed herself for hitting hard, and let go, "It's been another night of debauchery, you are not afraid that your father will kill you."

Seeing that Mrs. Tong let go, Tong Xin rubbed her red ears, and went over to rub Mrs. Tong's shoulders and back with a playful smile, "A son with a mother is not afraid of his father. By the way, mother, what are you doing this early in the morning?" With me?"

"Why do you think I'm here?" Mrs. Tong was still angry, but she could obviously feel that her anger had subsided a lot. Tong Xin's hospitality was beneficial to Mrs. Tong.

Tong Xin went around to Mrs. Tong and squatted beside her, "Father is confused again. Mother, you still say you are a time-traveling person, even father can't handle it. But even so, you shouldn't be angry with your son. This run."

Madam Tong was stunned, "Why?"

Tong Xin was suddenly very shy, "Mother, your son and I have always been a man. It is not good for your reputation that you often go in and out of a man's boudoir. It will be even worse if Dad sees the misunderstanding."

"..."

Mrs. Tong raised her hand to pinch her son, the door opened, and Master Tong came in with a flushed face, followed by a woman, sobbing softly with tears in her eyes.

Tong Xin spread his hands and said to Mrs. Tong: "Look, Dad must have misunderstood."

Madam Tong: "..."

Master Tong raised his eyes and shouted loudly, "It's a disgraceful thing."

"What's the matter?" Mrs. Tong hurried to Master Tong, "Which family sued Xin'er for molesting a good woman?"

Master Tong didn't answer Mrs. Tong's words, but said to Tong Xin, "Come here."

Tong Xin hesitated, but Mrs. Tong secretly gave him a wink to tell him to come quickly, so he had no choice but to walk in front of Master Tong.

"Do you still recognize her?" Master Tong pointed at the woman, and the woman cried more and more sadly when she heard Master Tong pointing at her like that.

Seeing the woman crying miserably, Tong Xin's whole body trembled, "Could it be... could it be that...she..."

Master Tong flicked his sleeves and sat down heavily.

Tong Xin was surprised, "Is she my real mother?"

Master Tong was choked, "..."

"Pfft..." Mrs. Tong just took a sip of tea and sprayed Mr. Tong's face, "Then what did I give birth to? A fart?"

"..." Tong Xin looked at the sky and the earth, but he didn't look at his mother.

"If you dare to talk nonsense again, I'll break your legs." Master Tong wiped the tea off his face.

"Isn't it?" Tong Xin looked seriously at the woman again, "With her dangerous appearance, unless I wanted to torture myself, I wouldn't molested her, so I never molested her."

Mrs. Tong glanced at the woman, "Master, what the hell is Xin'er doing?"

Master Tong's beard almost turned up, and he pointed at Tong Xin, "I'm ashamed to say, you ask him what good deed he has done?"

Tong Xin lowered his head, "...I remember that I didn't leave my name at that time, why is it still famous?"

"..."

Master Tong was so angry that he pointed at the girl's trembling hands, and said to Mrs. Tong: "It's not easy for a girl, she sells herself to sacrifice her father, and she goes to compete with her for business."

"..." Mrs. Tong was dripping with sweat, and she really looked like what her son would do, "Xin'er, who are you selling yourself to sacrifice to?"

Tong Xin babbled, "Wu Zang Temple."

"Eat, you just know how to eat, and you can do all kinds of embarrassing things just to eat." Master Tong finally raised his beard, then slapped his thigh again, and exclaimed in pain: "Why did such a thing happen?"

Madam Tong took out her handkerchief and wiped the dry corners of her eyes, saying: "Maybe my posture was wrong when I gave birth to him."

"Ah?" Master Tong was stunned.

Tong Xin: "..."

"I remember that moment when I used too much force, the head should come out first, but his butt came out first."

"..."

Tong Xin's mood was a bit complicated, "It's so difficult."

"Hmm. It's supposed to be a girl's, but when you fold it up like this, you'll bring out more things, and you'll be a boy." Mrs. Tong said seriously.

"Ma'am," Master Tong said, "don't think that I won't be able to remember what he committed, and I won't punish him."

Madam Tong stepped forward, "Don't hit my son."

"You... a loving mother often loses her children, and a loving mother loses her children." Master Tong was furious, but there was nothing he could do.

"I gave birth to three sons to your Tong family. What's wrong with losing one? Don't you still have the boss and the third son to give you face?"

"Yes, yes. There are enough people in Guangzong Yaozu. If there is one more, I will not have one more." Tong Xin took the opportunity to express his opinion.

Master Tong suddenly became angry again, "Shut up. Steward Liu, lock the second young master into the ancestral hall to repent, and no one is allowed to give him food."

On that day, many people heard the Tong family ancestral hall divided into morning, noon and evening, and the three meals plus supper had a wolf-like singing, "You are the wind, I am the sand, he can only grow sweet potatoes..."

As the singing sounded, chickens and dogs ran around, the doors of every house were closed, and children kept crying at night.

"Kang Dang" came the sound of something falling outside the door.

Tong Xin stopped singing and got up from the ground and ran to open the door. He saw the butler Liu Bo was pale and precariously standing in the courtyard outside the hall, with a pot of fleshy bones under his feet.

"As expected, Uncle Liu, you are the only one who loves me and loves me, young master." Tong Xin ran over and hugged him, "So I decided to elope with you." After finishing speaking, he picked up the meaty bones in the basin and gnawed a few bites, Grab Liu Bo's belt and leave.

Uncle Liu refused to obey, and burst into tears, "Second young master, I just came to deliver food to Ah Fu, who is guarding you."

Tong Xin looked down and found the dog at the door that was foaming at the mouth by his singing, "Don't worry, it can't be an obstacle between us now."

"..."

Uncle Liu held his trousers in one hand and the pillar in the other, "Second young master, we will not be happy without money. Please wait until I receive pension money in ten years before we run away."

"Just take me to the gate of the ancestral hall, it doesn't cost money."

"..."

At this moment, Mrs. Tong was sneaking in with a small cloth bag, seeing this, "What are you doing?"

Tong Xin secretly said to Uncle Liu: "Don't worry, I will never tell mother that you seduced me."

Liu Bojiong, "..."

"Mother," Tong Xin stepped forward to protect Uncle Liu, "Don't blame Uncle Liu