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It was broken by him, "Where are you going to get my saved mother?"

"..."

"I don't know yet, I used to be able to have me with just a father."

"..."

Tong Xin pointed to her finger and said, "I don't know the word after the word 'Ni', but I can recognize the word 'Ma' after that, so I will save you a mother."

Tong Liang: "..."

Masked man: "..."

"You'd better find a page that you can read more characters." The masked man said weakly, "I don't want to save the rest of my dad."

"..."

Tong Xin carefully flipped through half of the scriptures, and when the masked man was about to run out of patience, he suddenly shouted, "I found it. I can almost read all the words on these pages."

The masked man frowned, "Quick read."

Tong Xin read it word by word, "Zi, night, moon, round, full, hour, minute, photo, ice, cold, earth, air, essence, essence..."

"That's it," the masked man clapped his hands, "read it quickly."

Tong Xin frowned, as if he was thinking about how to translate this word, "Luck is breathed out, breath is sinking, shoulders are drooping, elbows are drooping, chest is open."

The masked man began to practice as Tong Xin said while writing.

Tong Xin slobbered and flipped the pages with his fingers, "lifting the buttocks and sticking out the anus."

Tong Liang was embarrassed, "..."

"I know how to lift the buttocks. This is an anal pout?" The masked man was suddenly confused.

Tong Xin said: "Pout your mouth however you like."

The masked man gave him a white look, "If you can pout like your mouth, then it's not anal pouting, it's anal prolapse."

"..."

For a long time, the masked man ignored Tong Xin, thinking about how to "prolapse".

I don't know if the masked man really thought about it, but just as Tong Xin was about to fall asleep, the masked man punched Tong Xin in the palm of his hand, "Keep reading."

Tong Xin picked up the scriptures, rubbed his sleepy eyes, "Where did you read just now? Anal prolapse, right?"

Tong Liang: "..."

Masked man: "..."

Tong Xin yawned, babbled and babbled, and then said nonsense, "Keep your legs shoulder-width apart, squat down, let your breath sink into your dantian, your breath is lewd, and your breath gathers in your uterus."

"..." Tong Liang felt like he was going to be hurt internally.

It took a long time for the masked man to react, "The breath is obscene?"

Tong Xin patted his face, and said with a dry smile: "Wrong, I'm too sleepy, I misread it, it's my breathing."

The masked man hugged his chest, "What about the uterus?"

Tong Xin scratched his head, "Maybe this skill is for women."

"Do you think there will be women's kung fu in the monk's temple?" The masked man glared at him, "It must be the Qi Gathering Palace. Look carefully, otherwise it's not a joke to go crazy. Keep reading."

"Yes, yes." Tong Xin bowed his head and nodded, "Put down on the back, condense on the buttocks, and press hard."

Tong Liang: "..."

"Huh? Ass? Isn't that true anger? And..." The masked man felt that something was wrong the more he did it, especially this posture, "Why does it feel more like squatting in a latrine?"

"..."

Tong Xin blinked, and handed him the scriptures, "That's how you see the picture."

It is exactly the same, but the person in the picture is squatting on a well.

Tong Liang also had the opportunity to take a look, and it turned out to be the map of Shaolin Iron Crotch Kung Fu.

"Well, it's fine if you're right." The masked man handed the scriptures to Tong Xin again, intending to do it all over again.

Tong Xin felt that there was no time for one or two sticks of incense, and this person might not have the time to pay attention to him, so he quietly moved to Tong Liang's side, and asked in a low voice, "How long will it take for you to force out all the poison?"

Tong Liang stretched out a finger weakly.

"An hour?"

Tong Liang shook his head.

"One quarter of an hour?"

Tong Liang nodded.

"That's easy." Tong Xin was about to move back after speaking, when he heard the sound of strong and powerful gas gushing out, and he felt like he had done something wrong.

"..."

After the masked man released the gas, he kept squatting in the latrine, "What should I do next?"

While pinching his nose, Tong Xin pretended to turn a page, "The above are common mistakes in practice, and they must not be practiced."

Masked man: "..."

Tong Liang wanted to sympathize with the masked man.

Tong Xin continued to say, "Practitioners, if you are a practitioner, you will be vented, and if you are serious, your balls will hurt."

"..."

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"..."

After finishing reading, Tong Xin looked up at the masked man's pooping face, and said, "Even if you practice wrongly, it's nothing but farting and farting."

Masked man: "..."

Tong Liang: "..."

"It's okay even if I feel pain in the future." Tong Xin continued to comfort, "Look at my father, ever since I was five years old, he hasn't seen me as painless."

"..."

Tong Liang suddenly felt that his father was very pitiful.

Tong Xin spread his hands, "I haven't seen how my father is doing. I guess he got used to the pain."

Tong Liang: "..."

The masked man suddenly spat out a mouthful of old blood, and sat down weakly by the wall. After a while, he said, "You... know who I am?"

Tong Xin was also straightforward, "I recognized your voice as soon as you spoke. The shopkeeper who makes soy sauce with poop—Grand Bandit Gong Buping."

"Sure enough. Cough cough cough..." Gong Buping coughed unsteadily for a long time, "Are you avenging me for stealing your money that day?"

Tong Xin said generously: "Money is something outside of the body, you shouldn't poison my brother."

Not only Gong Buping was stunned, but Tong Liang was also stunned.

Tong Liang's eyes became moist when he saw his brother standing in front of him suddenly grow tall.

Tong Liang knew it. When he was a child, his elder brother always liked to tease him and make him cry. When he saw him jumping in frustration, his elder brother would laugh beside him.

But whenever he was bullied, although his elder brother was powerless, he always had a way to avenge him, making those who bullied him dumb and unable to speak out.

In fact, everyone thinks that the eldest brother Tong Yi is the person Tong Liang admires the most, but it is not the case, the person he admires the most is his brother Tong Xin.

He went to Shaolin Temple to learn martial arts because he wanted to protect his brother in the future, because his mouth was really cheap.

Gong Buping asked: "Since you understand the feeling of being hurt by your relatives, why do you still treat my apprentice Qiu Daoping like that?"

Tong Xin didn't have any regrets or sympathy, "They did a lot of evil and deserved what they deserve. You are questioning us now, have you ever thought about those women who were raped by your apprentice, who should they turn to for questioning? And you are not qualified to question us, As the saying goes, it is the father's fault to raise and not teach; the teacher is lazy if the teaching is not strict."

Gong Buping was speechless by Tong Xin's words, and after a long time, he said, "I know, so I just stole your money and made you embarrassed all the way."

At this time, Tong Liang had already forced out most of the poison and was basically able to move. First of all, he untied his dumb acupoints, "Then why did you come to the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion to steal martial arts? It is said in the world that thieves only steal corrupt officials and profiteers, and there are also thieves." Dao. I didn’t expect that the grand rogue would be such a despicable and shameless person.”

Gong Buping was embarrassed by Tong Liang.

Tong Xin thought for a while, "You want to learn "Yi Jin Jing" secretly."

Gong Buping was startled, but confirmed Tong Xin's conjecture.

"Qiu Daocai and the others have all their meridians broken, and they can only hope to recover from the legendary "Yi Jin Jing", right?"

Gong Buping sighed, "Although they are heinous people in your eyes, they were raised by me anyway."

"Pity the hearts of the masters in the world." Tong Xin walked over and squatted in front of Gong Buping, "Let's make a deal."

Gong Buping looked at Tong Xin vigilantly. This man seemed crazy and absurd, but he was hiding something deep. "Do you think I will still believe you?"

Tong Xin smiled innocently, "Listen to me first, it's up to you to believe it or not. I don't know if the "Yi Jin Jing" can connect muscles and bones, but there is a kind of ointment that can."

Gong Buping's eyes lit up, "You mean Black Jade Ointment?"

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25. Arriving at Songshan Shaolin for the first time ([-])

Tong Xin's expression was a little subtle when he heard the Black Jade Ointment.

Tong Lianghuan crossed his arms and said inexplicably, "The spout of your night pot fell off, or did you drop it?"

"..." Tong Xin counted his fingers.

"Huh?" Gong Buping was stunned, "Your family must still have Heiyu intermittent ointment, right?"

Speaking of this Black Jade Intermittent Ointment, it is indeed from their Tong family, and it does have something, but it has nothing to do with the legendary healing product, because it is...

Facing Gong Buping's expectant gaze, Tong Xin stood up with some guilt, and patted his younger brother's bald head as if nothing had happened, "Liangliang, do you have the comb I entrusted to you?"

"..."

Tong Liang slapped Tong Xin's hairy hands, "Do I have to comb my legs?"

Tong Xin was wronged like a little daughter-in-law and said: "The empress is pissing off my brother again."

"Tricking me again." Gong Buping was immediately annoyed.

Tong Xin clenched his teeth, and said vaguely to Tong Liang: "Liangliang, you go and tell him, in fact, Black Jade Intermittent Ointment is specially used for father's night pot... Glue."

At the beginning, it was because Master Tong's favorite jade chamber pot broke, Madam Tong found gum and fiddled with it for a long time to make it to repair the chamber pot, Madam Tong named the glue such a name, and showed it off everywhere.Later, it was passed down to become a holy product for healing.

During that time, unidentified people often visited their home, which was very disturbing.Even if she came forward to clarify, no one believed that it was glue. In the end, Mrs. Tong had no choice but to say that the black jade ointment was accidentally obtained, and now it has been used to treat the deceased.

Tong Liang turned his head to one side, and pointed the back of his head at him, "Mother's sin, why do you want me to say it."

Tong Xin poked Tong Liang on the back of the head, "