A wild horse with a protruding "anus"
Chapter 8 Angry Birds
This is the first time that Liu Jianshen has been compared to women's products. At this time, the expression on his handkerchief can no longer be described as "crying with joy".This is what Jiang Bin saw when he bounced around and took the Ferrero that Miao Keqing gave him and went back to the small black room to borrow flowers and present Buddha.
Jiang Bin's face paled, and then he turned his head and muttered:
"Calm and calm but all successful people have some special idiosyncrasies..."
Liu Jianshen almost spit out blood when he heard these broken thoughts. Thinking that the little boy Jiang didn't have such skillful hands, he guessed that the "murderer" was someone else, so he said in a very weak voice: "Before I gave it to you, I didn't embroider anything thing."
"Oh—" Jiang Bin nodded knowingly:
"You sew fast and well!"
Liu Jian choked deeply, and wanted to say something, but he heard a polite knock on the door.
"Come in."
Zhang Weirong, a pretty lady at the front desk, pushed the door open and said:
"Boss, a Mr. Su said that he made an appointment with you."
Liu Jianshen nodded, and a moment later Zhang Weirong ushered in a tall, fair boy dressed as a Japanese and Korean star.
Several colleagues outside the door stretched their necks to look around.
"Beautiful boy!" A girl said loudly, and Zhang Weirong led the three out of the door in embarrassment.
Jiang Bin usually doesn't speculate on others with malice, but he really doesn't like the beautiful boy in front of him who looks at people with his chin upturned and his eyelids drooping.
Liu Jianshen is a veteran in the interpersonal field. He didn't care about the deliberate disdain of the beautiful boy, so he introduced it to Jiang Bin openly: "This is Su Maili, a top student at Peking University. He will join the project team in the future. This month It's the internship period." Then he said to Su Maili: "This is Jiang Bin from the project team, who is about the same age as you, so you two should communicate more."
Su Maili raised his eyelids and looked at Jiang Bin, who was half a head shorter than him, and said, "You really look like my mentor..."
Jiang Bin blinked.
"Domestic short-legged chicken."
The corner of Jiang Bin's mouth twitched, and He Yang's request from yesterday appeared in his mind, so he adjusted his facial expression and said enthusiastically: "You also look like the leading actor in a certain movie!"
Su Maili raised his eyebrows, and Jiang Bin continued:
"Porn."
In the silent confrontation, the two men were at war, and Liu Jianshen on the side coughed lightly and said, "Why don't I show you the office area outside, and meet new colleagues by the way?" Liu Jianshen suddenly felt like a teacher in kindergarten .
After all, Su Maili was introduced by He Yang, so he still gave Liu Jianshen some face, and after giving Jiang Bin a hard look, he followed Liu Jianshen out.
Jiang Bin, who was left in the small black room, was very upset. How about a high-achieving student?They don't even understand the most basic respect!
At this time, the advertising company just came to send some of the printed brochures and project books. Jiang Bin checked the quantity, sorted out a part, and included it in the meeting materials for several state-owned enterprises that he was going to visit in the morning. Just after taking a breath, Liu Jianshen went alone came back.
Jiang Bin glanced behind him, Liu Jianshen said with a smile:
"He just came to see it, and he will officially go to work in a few days."
Jiang Bin turned his head, with an expression of "I'm not interested in this person at all", Liu Jianshen thought that this little animal is really difficult to take care of, so he went to the refrigerator and took a cheesecake and put it under his nose: "His family is in good condition." , another top student..."
Jiang Bin curled his mouth, and took the "bribe" and put it in his arms:
"How strict you were when you interviewed me..."
Liu Jianshen feigned amnesia:
"What am I asking?"
"You ask me, given that the function f(x)=(x2-ax+3a) is a decreasing function on the interval [2, +∞), what is the value range of the real number a?"
"Oh——" Liu Jian opened the cake box for Jiang Bin with a deep smile, and handed him the plastic spoon: "I don't remember clearly."
Jiang Bin took a bite of the cheesecake and continued to scold with a spoon in his mouth:
"After I finally figured it out, you asked me again, how do you say in English, 'A tree in a hug is born at the end of a hair;
"Oh..." Liu Jianshen sat back on his huanghuali wooden chair and looked at Jiang Bin opposite him with great interest while eating cake and complaining.
"After I racked my brains to answer, you asked me again, what is the practical significance of Zhu Yuanzhang's failure to crack down on corrupt officials with great fanfare for today's anti-corruption work."
Liu Jianshen couldn't help but smile when he remembered the way the little guy answered earnestly one after another when he blew up his hair.
After Jiang Bin finished eating the cheesecake, it was about time to set off.
Along the way, Liu Jianshen played the old songs of Teresa Teng and Beyond, and Jiang Bin hummed along. Although they didn't talk much, they both felt that the atmosphere was good.
With sufficient preparation and Liu Jianshen's rich experience, the two running in the morning went well. One of the state-owned enterprises also expressed a strong interest in another charity dating project, and hoped to make another appointment for a detailed discussion.
On the way back, Jiang Bin was very excited, as if he had seen the glittering commission beckoning to him, so Liu Jianshen asked Jiang Bin to modify some details of the plan and the precautions when communicating with the company's contacts while the iron was hot.When the car passed through Xujiahui, Liu Jianshen said suddenly, "Have you brought any food?"
Jiang Bin nodded honestly, and then realized that it might be that the iron rooster was in a good mood and planned to pluck his hair. He was about to regret that he could save the meal for dinner, when Liu Jianshen said without blushing, "Oh...then I won't buy it. .”
The veins on Jiang Bin's forehead popped out, as if he could foresee the scene where the carnivore next to him swept away all the meat and vegetables in his lunch box when he returned, leaving only a lump of white rice and walking away...
Liu Jianshen felt relieved when he saw Jiang Bin's expression changed again and again but he was inconvenient to attack.
"There is a dinner in the evening, so I won't force you to drink."
Jiang Bin turned his head and evaluated whether Liu Jianshen's serious tone matched the expression on his face. After confirming that it was correct, he slowed down his expression and sent a message to Jiang Yirong saying that he would not go back for dinner tonight.
Jiang Yirong expressed his grief and indignation and took the opportunity to ask Jiang Bin to bring him a night stall as compensation, and then sent a message saying: "I received another item from Mei today. It is the SLR lens I had a fancy to some time ago."
Jiang Bin didn't pay much attention:
"Think about it, is it some relative or friend?"
So the two of them texted again and talked about what to buy at the food stalls at night.
Jiang Bin endured the hunger until he rushed to this impromptu meal with the comrades of the project team.
The other party is an old customer, and there are seven people in total. This meal is mainly for the purpose of connecting with each other, and the other party is the host.Listening to the seniors in the project department calling them "brother" and "brother", those who didn't know thought they were friends of eight worshippers!
Jiang Bin didn't like this kind of scene in the first place, and while they were drinking and flattering each other, he ate food unceremoniously.Halfway through the meal, the phone rang, and Jiang Bin ran out to pick it up. It was Qi Lu, the senior brother. Qi Lu asked him why he didn't go to training today, and Jiang Bin said, "Oh, I'm sorry, senior brother, I've been running outside all day. I forgot about the dinner for a while, but I must come on Saturday!"
Only then did Qi Lu feel relieved, and told him to drink less alcohol and be more careful on the way back before hanging up.
Jiang Bin was holding the phone in a daze. In fact, only he knew in his heart what he was subconsciously avoiding.
The dinner party lasted until after nine o'clock. Except for the female colleagues who asked their husbands and boyfriends to pick them up, the rest were sent back by the male colleagues in charge.
Comrade Jiang Bin had no chance to give it away, so he was abducted into the car by Liu Jianshen, who was worried about his long distance.
Jiang Bin was thinking about his troubles all the way, and didn't talk to Liu Jianshen much.Liu Jianshen also seemed to see that he had something on his mind, so he turned on soft music and rolled down the car window, making Jiang Bin feel comfortable in a daze.
When he was approaching the community, Jiang Bin suddenly remembered that he wanted to bring Jiang Yirong a supper, so he asked Liu Jianshen to pull over and go down to buy Malatang and barbecue.
While waiting, Liu Jianshen took a step back from the smoke from the barbecue booth, but Jiang Bin was attracted by the dolls on the beach beside him.
"Like this?" Liu Jianshen couldn't help but be a little surprised to see Jiang Bin watching it intently.
Jiang Bin shook his head, trying to get rid of some unreasonable memories that intruded into his mind, just about to turn around, but he heard Liu Jianshen say to the boss: "I want this one."
Jiang Bin held the red "Angry Birds" doll that Liu Jianshen bought for him, and couldn't regain his senses for a moment.
"Overtime benefits."
Jiang Bin was stunned for a while, rubbed the little bird's chubby body and smiled.
A while later, Jiang Bin got into Liu Jianshen's car with his hands full of food.
"This is for you." Jiang Bin handed Liu Jianshen a bowl of food similar to Malatang.
"What is this?" Liu Jianshen asked strangely after fastening his seat belt.
"Bullwhip soup."
"..."
"The milk tea I invited you to drink before had too much plasticizer." Jiang Bin confessed to Liu Jianshen after a long time of mental preparation: "So... balance..."
Liu Jianshen's hand reaching out to catch the bowl froze in the air. After a long time, Fang resisted the urge to pinch Jiang Bin's ear and said, "Do you think I'm a golden cudgel?"
Jiang Bin froze for a moment, then suddenly burst out laughing. After laughing for a long time, he wiped the corners of his eyes and said, "Boss, you are really connotative!"
The inner emperor didn't bother to care about this little off-line, so he started the car and took him downstairs in the community.
Jiang Bin happily got out of the car with supper and "Angry Birds". Liu Jianshen saw that he was struggling to hold it, so he also opened the car door and said, "I'll take you up."
Just as Jiang Bin wanted to say no, he caught a glimpse of a person standing in the shadows not far from them.
His heart contracted suddenly, and although he couldn't see his face clearly, he had watched the outline of that person for two years, and he would never admit his mistake.
The man seemed to realize that Jiang Bin had noticed him, and walked over slowly. After standing still, his eyes first fell on Liu Jianshen who was beside Jiang Bin.
Liu Jianshen was also not polite, and looked up and down the uninvited guest who made Jiang Bin tense all over.
When Jiang Bin almost thought that they were bound to kiss after watching like this, He Jian finally turned his gaze back to him.
"Why didn't you come to training?" This question is common, but it has a hint of questioning.
If it was in the past, Jiang Bin would have understood with joy that it was He Jian who cared about him, but now...
"There is entertainment." Jiang Bin didn't want to make the atmosphere too awkward.
He Jian made no sound, and remained motionless under Liu Jianshen's eyes of "but there is still He Guigan".But Jiang Bin obviously didn't plan to have a protracted battle with him downstairs carrying supper: "I'll go up first if it's okay..." The words were soliciting, but the feet had already stepped out.Seeing that Jiang Bin had issued an order to evict guests, Liu Jian continued to play the role of "an old acquaintance who is off-line" and walked side by side with Jiang Bin.
When Jiang Bin stepped onto the stairs and was about to press the button on the anti-theft door, He Jian suddenly asked: "Why do you say that you don't drink Coke anymore?"
Jiang Bin's hands were hanging in the air, and the sourness accumulated in his chest seemed to be on fire, boiling hot and boiling up, braving a trace of hatred.
His fingers fell again and pressed hard on the doorbell.During the long doorbell call, Jiang Bin turned his head and smiled at the people behind him, "Because Coke kills sperm."
Jiang Bin's face paled, and then he turned his head and muttered:
"Calm and calm but all successful people have some special idiosyncrasies..."
Liu Jianshen almost spit out blood when he heard these broken thoughts. Thinking that the little boy Jiang didn't have such skillful hands, he guessed that the "murderer" was someone else, so he said in a very weak voice: "Before I gave it to you, I didn't embroider anything thing."
"Oh—" Jiang Bin nodded knowingly:
"You sew fast and well!"
Liu Jian choked deeply, and wanted to say something, but he heard a polite knock on the door.
"Come in."
Zhang Weirong, a pretty lady at the front desk, pushed the door open and said:
"Boss, a Mr. Su said that he made an appointment with you."
Liu Jianshen nodded, and a moment later Zhang Weirong ushered in a tall, fair boy dressed as a Japanese and Korean star.
Several colleagues outside the door stretched their necks to look around.
"Beautiful boy!" A girl said loudly, and Zhang Weirong led the three out of the door in embarrassment.
Jiang Bin usually doesn't speculate on others with malice, but he really doesn't like the beautiful boy in front of him who looks at people with his chin upturned and his eyelids drooping.
Liu Jianshen is a veteran in the interpersonal field. He didn't care about the deliberate disdain of the beautiful boy, so he introduced it to Jiang Bin openly: "This is Su Maili, a top student at Peking University. He will join the project team in the future. This month It's the internship period." Then he said to Su Maili: "This is Jiang Bin from the project team, who is about the same age as you, so you two should communicate more."
Su Maili raised his eyelids and looked at Jiang Bin, who was half a head shorter than him, and said, "You really look like my mentor..."
Jiang Bin blinked.
"Domestic short-legged chicken."
The corner of Jiang Bin's mouth twitched, and He Yang's request from yesterday appeared in his mind, so he adjusted his facial expression and said enthusiastically: "You also look like the leading actor in a certain movie!"
Su Maili raised his eyebrows, and Jiang Bin continued:
"Porn."
In the silent confrontation, the two men were at war, and Liu Jianshen on the side coughed lightly and said, "Why don't I show you the office area outside, and meet new colleagues by the way?" Liu Jianshen suddenly felt like a teacher in kindergarten .
After all, Su Maili was introduced by He Yang, so he still gave Liu Jianshen some face, and after giving Jiang Bin a hard look, he followed Liu Jianshen out.
Jiang Bin, who was left in the small black room, was very upset. How about a high-achieving student?They don't even understand the most basic respect!
At this time, the advertising company just came to send some of the printed brochures and project books. Jiang Bin checked the quantity, sorted out a part, and included it in the meeting materials for several state-owned enterprises that he was going to visit in the morning. Just after taking a breath, Liu Jianshen went alone came back.
Jiang Bin glanced behind him, Liu Jianshen said with a smile:
"He just came to see it, and he will officially go to work in a few days."
Jiang Bin turned his head, with an expression of "I'm not interested in this person at all", Liu Jianshen thought that this little animal is really difficult to take care of, so he went to the refrigerator and took a cheesecake and put it under his nose: "His family is in good condition." , another top student..."
Jiang Bin curled his mouth, and took the "bribe" and put it in his arms:
"How strict you were when you interviewed me..."
Liu Jianshen feigned amnesia:
"What am I asking?"
"You ask me, given that the function f(x)=(x2-ax+3a) is a decreasing function on the interval [2, +∞), what is the value range of the real number a?"
"Oh——" Liu Jian opened the cake box for Jiang Bin with a deep smile, and handed him the plastic spoon: "I don't remember clearly."
Jiang Bin took a bite of the cheesecake and continued to scold with a spoon in his mouth:
"After I finally figured it out, you asked me again, how do you say in English, 'A tree in a hug is born at the end of a hair;
"Oh..." Liu Jianshen sat back on his huanghuali wooden chair and looked at Jiang Bin opposite him with great interest while eating cake and complaining.
"After I racked my brains to answer, you asked me again, what is the practical significance of Zhu Yuanzhang's failure to crack down on corrupt officials with great fanfare for today's anti-corruption work."
Liu Jianshen couldn't help but smile when he remembered the way the little guy answered earnestly one after another when he blew up his hair.
After Jiang Bin finished eating the cheesecake, it was about time to set off.
Along the way, Liu Jianshen played the old songs of Teresa Teng and Beyond, and Jiang Bin hummed along. Although they didn't talk much, they both felt that the atmosphere was good.
With sufficient preparation and Liu Jianshen's rich experience, the two running in the morning went well. One of the state-owned enterprises also expressed a strong interest in another charity dating project, and hoped to make another appointment for a detailed discussion.
On the way back, Jiang Bin was very excited, as if he had seen the glittering commission beckoning to him, so Liu Jianshen asked Jiang Bin to modify some details of the plan and the precautions when communicating with the company's contacts while the iron was hot.When the car passed through Xujiahui, Liu Jianshen said suddenly, "Have you brought any food?"
Jiang Bin nodded honestly, and then realized that it might be that the iron rooster was in a good mood and planned to pluck his hair. He was about to regret that he could save the meal for dinner, when Liu Jianshen said without blushing, "Oh...then I won't buy it. .”
The veins on Jiang Bin's forehead popped out, as if he could foresee the scene where the carnivore next to him swept away all the meat and vegetables in his lunch box when he returned, leaving only a lump of white rice and walking away...
Liu Jianshen felt relieved when he saw Jiang Bin's expression changed again and again but he was inconvenient to attack.
"There is a dinner in the evening, so I won't force you to drink."
Jiang Bin turned his head and evaluated whether Liu Jianshen's serious tone matched the expression on his face. After confirming that it was correct, he slowed down his expression and sent a message to Jiang Yirong saying that he would not go back for dinner tonight.
Jiang Yirong expressed his grief and indignation and took the opportunity to ask Jiang Bin to bring him a night stall as compensation, and then sent a message saying: "I received another item from Mei today. It is the SLR lens I had a fancy to some time ago."
Jiang Bin didn't pay much attention:
"Think about it, is it some relative or friend?"
So the two of them texted again and talked about what to buy at the food stalls at night.
Jiang Bin endured the hunger until he rushed to this impromptu meal with the comrades of the project team.
The other party is an old customer, and there are seven people in total. This meal is mainly for the purpose of connecting with each other, and the other party is the host.Listening to the seniors in the project department calling them "brother" and "brother", those who didn't know thought they were friends of eight worshippers!
Jiang Bin didn't like this kind of scene in the first place, and while they were drinking and flattering each other, he ate food unceremoniously.Halfway through the meal, the phone rang, and Jiang Bin ran out to pick it up. It was Qi Lu, the senior brother. Qi Lu asked him why he didn't go to training today, and Jiang Bin said, "Oh, I'm sorry, senior brother, I've been running outside all day. I forgot about the dinner for a while, but I must come on Saturday!"
Only then did Qi Lu feel relieved, and told him to drink less alcohol and be more careful on the way back before hanging up.
Jiang Bin was holding the phone in a daze. In fact, only he knew in his heart what he was subconsciously avoiding.
The dinner party lasted until after nine o'clock. Except for the female colleagues who asked their husbands and boyfriends to pick them up, the rest were sent back by the male colleagues in charge.
Comrade Jiang Bin had no chance to give it away, so he was abducted into the car by Liu Jianshen, who was worried about his long distance.
Jiang Bin was thinking about his troubles all the way, and didn't talk to Liu Jianshen much.Liu Jianshen also seemed to see that he had something on his mind, so he turned on soft music and rolled down the car window, making Jiang Bin feel comfortable in a daze.
When he was approaching the community, Jiang Bin suddenly remembered that he wanted to bring Jiang Yirong a supper, so he asked Liu Jianshen to pull over and go down to buy Malatang and barbecue.
While waiting, Liu Jianshen took a step back from the smoke from the barbecue booth, but Jiang Bin was attracted by the dolls on the beach beside him.
"Like this?" Liu Jianshen couldn't help but be a little surprised to see Jiang Bin watching it intently.
Jiang Bin shook his head, trying to get rid of some unreasonable memories that intruded into his mind, just about to turn around, but he heard Liu Jianshen say to the boss: "I want this one."
Jiang Bin held the red "Angry Birds" doll that Liu Jianshen bought for him, and couldn't regain his senses for a moment.
"Overtime benefits."
Jiang Bin was stunned for a while, rubbed the little bird's chubby body and smiled.
A while later, Jiang Bin got into Liu Jianshen's car with his hands full of food.
"This is for you." Jiang Bin handed Liu Jianshen a bowl of food similar to Malatang.
"What is this?" Liu Jianshen asked strangely after fastening his seat belt.
"Bullwhip soup."
"..."
"The milk tea I invited you to drink before had too much plasticizer." Jiang Bin confessed to Liu Jianshen after a long time of mental preparation: "So... balance..."
Liu Jianshen's hand reaching out to catch the bowl froze in the air. After a long time, Fang resisted the urge to pinch Jiang Bin's ear and said, "Do you think I'm a golden cudgel?"
Jiang Bin froze for a moment, then suddenly burst out laughing. After laughing for a long time, he wiped the corners of his eyes and said, "Boss, you are really connotative!"
The inner emperor didn't bother to care about this little off-line, so he started the car and took him downstairs in the community.
Jiang Bin happily got out of the car with supper and "Angry Birds". Liu Jianshen saw that he was struggling to hold it, so he also opened the car door and said, "I'll take you up."
Just as Jiang Bin wanted to say no, he caught a glimpse of a person standing in the shadows not far from them.
His heart contracted suddenly, and although he couldn't see his face clearly, he had watched the outline of that person for two years, and he would never admit his mistake.
The man seemed to realize that Jiang Bin had noticed him, and walked over slowly. After standing still, his eyes first fell on Liu Jianshen who was beside Jiang Bin.
Liu Jianshen was also not polite, and looked up and down the uninvited guest who made Jiang Bin tense all over.
When Jiang Bin almost thought that they were bound to kiss after watching like this, He Jian finally turned his gaze back to him.
"Why didn't you come to training?" This question is common, but it has a hint of questioning.
If it was in the past, Jiang Bin would have understood with joy that it was He Jian who cared about him, but now...
"There is entertainment." Jiang Bin didn't want to make the atmosphere too awkward.
He Jian made no sound, and remained motionless under Liu Jianshen's eyes of "but there is still He Guigan".But Jiang Bin obviously didn't plan to have a protracted battle with him downstairs carrying supper: "I'll go up first if it's okay..." The words were soliciting, but the feet had already stepped out.Seeing that Jiang Bin had issued an order to evict guests, Liu Jian continued to play the role of "an old acquaintance who is off-line" and walked side by side with Jiang Bin.
When Jiang Bin stepped onto the stairs and was about to press the button on the anti-theft door, He Jian suddenly asked: "Why do you say that you don't drink Coke anymore?"
Jiang Bin's hands were hanging in the air, and the sourness accumulated in his chest seemed to be on fire, boiling hot and boiling up, braving a trace of hatred.
His fingers fell again and pressed hard on the doorbell.During the long doorbell call, Jiang Bin turned his head and smiled at the people behind him, "Because Coke kills sperm."
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