Xianzun's little snake is sweet and flirtatious

Jiang Jiu hurriedly waved his hands and shouted: "Hey! Old man! Don't drink! Go up and drink!"

Hey, the two of them just took a bath and washed their clothes here, and he rinsed the bead just now, so it will take a while to drink the river water!

"Don't shout. If you want to drink water on the road, you usually go to the middle or upper reaches. We are in the lower reaches. If the old man Shuiwa is reincarnated, this is just a mouthful of bath water." Mr. Shen teased, but his movements were unambiguous , quickly walked out of the river, coaxed dry clothes and put on.

Jiang Jiu originally wanted to send the water bag he was carrying, but he vetoed this idea in an instant, and only gave a verbal reminder to the old man with white beard.

Just kidding, this is the demon world. He and Mr. Shen didn't find out when the old man appeared. He didn't know his position. It's a fool who walked over without any precautions!

Both of them got dressed quickly, looked at each other and decided that it was the best policy to go away.

"Hey! That one over there! Don't leave!"

Mr. Shen frowned, looked at Jiang Jiu with a pure face, clicked his tongue, spread his folding fan, turned around to block Jiang Jiu, and said with a playful smile: "Senior, what advice do you have?"

The old man came to him while he was talking, he was shriveled, his body was squatting, and he was dressed in dirty yellow clothes. He didn't give a single glance, and moved Mr. Shen's folding fan aside with a fluttering finger, staring lewdly at Jiang. Jiu said: "What a handsome little snake, come with me, I promise I will treat you well."

To tell the truth, although he knew in his heart that this is the world of cultivation and longevity is not a problem, but looking at the old face wrinkled like a chrysanthemum in front of him and saying such words, Jiang Jiu couldn't help but think: Old is not serious.

He shook his head and said, "I have a sweetheart."

After speaking, he pulled Mr. Shen back to leave, but the old man stretched out his hand to stop him, saying: "Human? Don't be so self-willed and depraved to be a monster. Instead of being the slave of human beings, you should follow my old man. Anyway, we are still the same kind, even if someday If you are tired of playing, I will let you live."

Jiang Jiu blew up in a flash, cursing: "You are the one who is banned! Your whole family is banned! You are blind in one eye, don't defile my wife! Speech!"

The corners of Mr. Shen's mouth twitched, and he said via voice transmission: "A beautiful wife? I didn't say that, my fellow, your love filter is becoming more and more insane, so why are you looking for a sweet wife?!"

"I didn't say that Qing is young, it's just that he is injured and tired, so of course he needs to be pampered!"

"Then this wife?"

"... Let me say hello, anyway, he doesn't know the reason."

The words between the two were only breathless, and the old man was still entangled: "You little snake, you don't know what is good, this land is in the hands of my yellow toad, how dare you not obey!"

Come on, this plot is too common in TV novels, no, it’s a bad street, the only correct solution is to teach the villain to be a man, er, to be a monster, Jiang Jiu rolled his eyes and went straight to it!

The scimitar in his hand was like a crescent moon, Jiang Jiu turned his wrist, and slid his hand across the knife to reflect the moonlight, and the stars lit up one by one!

"Don't force me! Watch me cut you!"

Then crackling.

Mr. Shen stepped back two miles, melon seeds in one hand and peanuts in the other, cheering and cheering from time to time.

After the sun moved for a long time, Jiang Jiu panted like a dog and moved in front of Mr. Shen.

"You, you just look at it like this?!"

Mr. Shen looked innocent: "Otherwise, you pushed me away without looking at him with a single finger. Alas, the main body is too stingy to give you such a little demon power. I have to spare my life."

Jiang Jiu didn't even have the strength to roll his eyes. That yellow toad was right. He did have some strength, enough to occupy this small hill. If it wasn't for his golden fingers, he could defend and scrape at the same time, and he wouldn't have worn him down. .

"Heh, even though my golden finger is broken like this, it is still possible to block the yellow toad with a place without a gap. But... Is this guy mentally ill? Why didn't he leave after he found that he couldn't deal with me? Or Can other demons help? Is there some conspiracy?"

Jiang Jiu put the earring back on his right ear, puzzled.

Mr. Shen handed him the water bag and said, "How can there be so many behind-the-scenes big bosses, can't they be born careless?"

"Then even if he is impatient, he won't be able to persist until he is about to die?"

At the beginning, Jiang Jiu only planned to beat the toad violently. Who knew that this guy was a dog's skin plaster, and he couldn't get rid of it.

"Don't worry about it." Jiang Jiu threw the water bag back into Mr. Shen's arms and said, "It's not suitable to stay for a long time, let's go first."

The two had just walked two steps, when Mr. Shen suddenly grabbed Jiang Jiu and said, "Wait, what do you think is that?"

Beside the beaten toad, who couldn't move, a token carved with a skull looked like reflecting the sunlight, flashing and blinking.

The two approached and looked at it for a moment, and looked at each other solemnly.

"I don't know the origin of this brand, but according to my years of bookworm experience, this skull should be related to the undead, the underworld, etc. Just now, the toad used this brand to throw me at me, and it triggered it all at once. My gold finger is absolutely dangerous, don't touch it." Jiang Jiu said.

Mr. Shen thought for a while, patted the old toad's face, and asked, "What is this?"

Yellow Toad smiled sinisterly, but said nothing.

Mr. Shen stood up and gave him a blow to cut off his sons and grandchildren, squatted down again, and said softly: "If you don't say anything else, I will castrate you."

Yellow Toad: "... I picked it up, it floated down the river."

"When?"

"Two days ago."

Mr. Shen squinted his eyes, and said with a smile: "Based on my years of experience, this timing is really delicate. If it had been earlier, this toad would definitely be able to rely on it to become famous. card; later, this old toad has not figured out this thing, and dare not rely on it to come out and provoke right and wrong..."

Jiang Jiu sneered, and added: "In this way, we won't be able to meet today's situation. Heh, some people send tokens from thousands of miles away, and learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds without leaving a name."

Yellow Toad looked at the two snakes in confusion, not realizing that he had already been labeled as a "tool demon" on his forehead.

"What should I do?" Mr. Shen pressed his fan to his lips, smiling amusingly.

"Monsters must be encountered in the wild, and monsters must be dropped. This is the treatment only the protagonist has. Are you the protagonist?" Jiang Jiu stood up and put the knife back into the ring ring and said with a smile.

"It must not be." Mr. Shen stood up and stretched.

"Coincidentally, neither am I." Jiang Jiu said.

Their eyes met, and they said in unison: "The 36 plan is the best!"

Dust flew into Huang Too's face, he was dazed, with great doubts in his small eyes.

But obviously, he saved his life today.

"But old Shen, why do you think that old toad picked me up? Do I look like someone who went to the sea to list?"

"Maybe it's because you have a tail." Mr. Shen sighed, "After Peach Blossom Spring, half-demons were very popular with some sluts. Although many years have passed, it is impossible for perverts to die out. Lovers are hard to find. It’s rare to miss the day and night, and the beast mothers born by means are often incomplete, and beast tail mothers like you are extremely rare and popular in the yellow market.”

Jiang Jiu: "...Fuck!"

Jiang Jiu didn't kill him, Huang Du gritted his teeth and moved forward, trying to grab the skull token back into his hand.A sigh came from behind him.

"Hey, this vigilance is too strong. My old man's good intentions are in vain. Forget it, see you soon."

A fairy-like old man with white beard and hair, picking his booger indistinctly, looked dissatisfiedly at the two people who were running away, turned his hand around, and the demon pill of the yellow toad disappeared out of thin air, and the demonic aura on his body seemed to be trapped It quickly dried up like a punctured balloon, turning back into an ordinary toad.

"Google—!"

"Don't cry, you're just like this, let you become stronger and live for two more days and you'll be satisfied. Sigh, although you can't ask too much for this instant product, you can't find other reasons to attract their attention So impatient, if my apprentice knows where I put my old face! Can't I suppress the instinct of reproduction!"

The old man whined and complained, became more and more angry, kicked the yellow toad flying, the yellow toad suddenly disappeared in the air, and reappeared next to a stone dozens of miles away, with a brightly colored poisonous snake in an attacking shape. The leaves in the small world are as solid as the wind.

The old man made a gesture, and the stagnant time flowed again in an instant, the leaves were flying, and the yellow toad was swallowed by the poisonous snake - the extra two days seemed to be non-existent, and it still did not escape the fate of being swallowed two days ago.

Everything returned to normal, the old man and the token disappeared, as if they had never existed.

"You guys are so slow." Yingzhao said dissatisfied.

They were in a sparsely populated place in the human world, at a roadside tea stand.

"It happened for a reason, but it's not suitable for children, so don't ask too many questions." Mr. Shen blinked at him, grabbed the kettle and poured himself a bowl of hot tea.

Yingzhao rolled her eyes and didn't want to talk to him.

Seeing that Mr. Shen really didn't intend to talk to Yingzhao, Pixiu just smiled politely after looking at him, sighed in his heart, very helpless, and thought that Mr. Shen was really persistent, and even said that he would not like him anymore. Deliberately tantalizing to attract his attention.He used to be very dissatisfied with Mr. Shen because of the Taohuayuan incident, but now Mr. Shen's temperament is different from before, and he is not a person who cares too much. Kind of love.

Sigh, that's all, Mr. Shen and Mr. Shen are willing to go out together to find blood spirit grass for the senior brother, so they can't be too cold-hearted, so they asked: "But you are in trouble?"

Mr. Shen subconsciously bit his lower lip, a little tangled.He didn't want to talk too much with Yingzhao, so Pixiu came to care about it, and it always reminded him of the family ethics drama he watched with his mother in his previous life. Alas, since Pixiu misses him in his heart, he definitely wants him to get along with Yingzhao and have a harmonious family Yes, Mr. Shen wants to refuse but can't refuse, he can't say, I hate your apprentice but I want to continue to enjoy Huaijiang's protection, please don't mind...

Alas, that's all, although Zuo Zuo Pixiu was greedy for his beauty, he behaved courteously and never crossed the line. Everyone still had to live with face, and he couldn't be too cold-hearted, so he replied: "When I came back, I met a toad blocking the way... "

He told about the yellow toad, Jiang Jiu added the characteristics and power of the skull token, Pixiu looked dignified, and whispered: "Could it be a ghost charm? How could such a thing appear!"

"Ghost talisman?" Jiang Jiuxin really made himself guess, and asked, "Could it be that the underworld is also coming to get involved?"

Yingzhao frowned and looked at him, and said, "What underworld? There are only three worlds of humans, monsters and demons in this world. Where is the fourth world? What nonsense are you talking about?"