Xianzun's little snake is sweet and flirtatious

Dashu County, Qingshan City, a town on the back of the mountain.

A door of light expanded rapidly and disappeared very quickly. When everything calmed down, only a purple snake was left on the deserted mountain path.

The snake's body shape slowly changed under the moonlight, and finally became a person, but its limbs were twisted strangely.

"The main body... it's really ruthless..."

This snake is the avatar that Mr. Shen begged Pixiu to send out, no, the main body is dead, and he is Mr. Shen now.

When he was in contact with the main body, the main body not only synchronized all the information to him, but also quietly stuffed him with a tree of thoughts.

"I didn't expect that the means of the cultivation world can also be used on the earth. Heh, it is very convenient for me."

Senran's demonic energy circulated, and the twisted limbs made a crackling sound.The extreme pain distorted Mr. Shen's face. While using his magic power, he couldn't wait to climb down the mountain with his severed limbs. He wanted to go home!

Today is August [-]th, but most of the elderly people left behind in this remote town go to bed early after [-] o'clock. This is the province's bright Mr. Shen scaring others.

The hometown has changed a lot. Many houses have been rebuilt. Mr. Shen looks up from time to time, and then continues to crawl forward with his chin and limbs against the concrete floor. He got lost several times, and shed silent tears all the way. Climbed to the door of his house.

The demonic energy had already dredged his limbs, but his hands and feet were still a little uncontrollable. He turned back into a snake shape, got into the room through the cracks, and then turned back into a human shape.

In the bedroom, an old couple over [-] years old was still sleeping. There was a family portrait of the three of them on the bedside table. Mr. Shen watched silently, and knelt down to worship them three times and nine times.

Dad, Mom, I'm back.

He quietly found Father Shen's clothes and put them on to cover his snake tail and the scratches caused by crawling. There was a rattan chair next to the door, and Mr. Shen lay on it lightly, wrapped in a small blanket and closed his eyes.

He couldn't sleep, but his heart was very stable, as if the grass that had been floating in the sky for a long time finally touched the ground.He has found his roots.

The rooster crowed for the first time, and there was movement on the bed. The old man always woke up early.

Mr. Shen's heart suddenly started beating, and he belatedly began to get closer to the nostalgia.

He closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, but the old couple over there quickly found him.

"Old man, am I dazzled again...that's our Nier!" Shen Ma didn't finish her sentence, her eyes were already red.

Shen's father held Shen's mother's hand, and tremblingly approached gently, afraid that it was really his old couple who were dazzled, and his Nier disappeared again in the blink of an eye.

Rough palms slowly touched Mr. Shen's cheeks, and the tears he held back finally burst. Mr. Shen opened his eyes, and after seeing his own appearance in the full-length mirror, he choked back the words "Parents". He smiled to death: "Grandpa and grandma are good."

Father Shen finally put on his reading glasses and took a closer look. It was a boy, just like his girl.

Shen's mother also cried: "Which one are you? What's your relationship with my Nier?"

"She, she is my mother. I have no one to care about, so I just want to come back to you."

Shen's mother cried even harder: "She never said that she had a child. She had a car accident...she didn't say anything before she left...this child."

"Grandpa and grandma, I, my mother, actually miss you all the time, and want to say sorry to you, she left, I will honor you."

After all, Shen's father and Shen's mother were old and couldn't be too emotional. Mr. Shen hurriedly helped them back to lie down and said that he would sweep the yard and cook for them.

Mr. Shen couldn't wait to make up for the bastard sins he had committed. He tried his best to recall the usage of various electrical appliances, as well as the recipe of nutritious porridge that his mother taught him.

He didn't know how many generations of electrical appliances had been updated. He was flustered and at a loss. He added too much water to cook the porridge, and put half a teaspoon of sugar into the porridge. Then he suddenly remembered that the elderly should not eat too much sweet food.

He subconsciously put half a teaspoon of salt to neutralize it, and then thought, can the old man eat heavy salt?

"I'll do it." Shen Ma followed him all the time and refused to rest, and finally couldn't stand it anymore.

Mr. Shen agreed with a sigh, and rubbed the corner of his clothes helplessly.

"Pass me the bowl on the right." Shen Ma said.

Mr. Shen quickly responded, and hurriedly handed over the bowl on the left.

Shen's mother froze, she squeezed her waist casually, took the bowl as if nothing had happened and continued to work.

Mr. Shen felt ashamed, so he said, "I'll go clean the yard."

Families in the small town build houses on their own foundations, and each family has a yard.

Mr. Shen didn't sweep the yard. He was very pampered when he was a child, so it was so hard for him to accept the failure of his own business when he grew up.

He recalled the posture of his father sweeping the yard when he was a child. The posture of his father holding the bundle was like a ballroom dance, sweeping in circles, and finally swept the dust to the middle.He has always found it fun, so he often reads it and remembers it relatively deeply.

Shen's father watched Mr. Shen's clumsy movements through the glass, took off his eyes and wiped away his tears, and when he turned around, Shen's mother came over at some point.

"He, she is..."

Shen's mother nodded, smiled and cried: "How can a mother not recognize her child?"

Father Shen wiped away his tears, stood up and put away the Buddha statues and Guan Gong decorations at home.

Shen's mother took out paper money and ingots, and burned a large pot on her daughter's memorial tablet.

——Immortals of all walks of life, that heartless little devil of my family is back, please forgive me, don't take her away.

After all the tossing and tossing was over, Mr. Shen finally finished sweeping the yard. Mother Shen happily took him to take him shopping, and said that she would teach him how to cook.

Father Shen took the account book, passbook and ID card, and said he was going to the police station.

Mr. Shen is a killer in the kitchen. His mother Shen knew his resistance to the kitchen since he was a child.

"But didn't you say that you live alone, how can you live alone without cooking, the things outside are unhygienic."

Shen's mother was a little anxious. She discussed it with the old man. No matter why the child became a boy, why he was not old, and why he was not afraid of being exposed to the sun, people at their age could die at any time. Plan more for your children.

"I, I can make money to hire a nanny." Mr. Shen said helplessly.

Shen's mother thought for a while and asked, "Do you have a partner? If your partner can cook..."

Mr. Shen thought of Pixiu all of a sudden, he shook his head, shook the face out of his mind, and said, "I didn't..."

"I won't, but I really want to learn from you. I'm very interested in cooking."

Thunder on the ground!

Mr. Shen turned his head abruptly, and looked at the smiling handsome man—was it Pixiu or someone else!

He was dressed in a long robe with wide sleeves, adorned with jewels, and bowed to Shen Ma as a junior salute, saying: "The junior has seen the old lady..."

Mr. Shen dragged Pixiu who hadn't finished speaking into the side alley like a ghost: "Grandma, I have something to tell him, please wait for me!"

Pixiu let him pull, and waited for him to stop before asking: "What's wrong?"

"What's wrong?!" Mr. Shen said frantically, "Why did you appear here! You looked like that just now! It's out of date! Outlier!"

"Xuanhui and Xianmao are about to become immortals. Together with my senior brother, they opened a temporary space passage with the help of your trail through the space gate, and I came here. Did what I did just now not conform to the rules of this world? Then what should I do?" Pixiu asked shamelessly.

"You should go back to your world!" Mr. Shen said angrily.

"I'm here to deal with business." Pi corrected his expression.

Mr. Shen obviously didn't believe it: "What business can you do here!"

Pixiu: "You."

Mr. Shen's eyes widened in shock, and after measuring the value of force, he decisively took off his pants and exposed his buttocks, and said coldly: "Okay, let's do it, and leave quickly after finishing it, if you think it's not enough, continue at night, just one, don't bother My normal time with my parents!"

Pixiu was also shocked. He didn't expect Mr. Shen to covet his beauty so much, so he quickly grabbed Mr. Shen's trousers and pulled them up: "No, no, no, don't do this, if you want, we will talk about it later, this is in broad daylight... "

He stopped talking, and Mr. Shen stopped talking. They looked towards the alley together, and Shen's mother was looking at them against the light.

"Grandma, listen to my explanation..."

The food was not bought, and Shen's father was called back urgently. The four of them gathered around a small square table, quietly.

Father Shen's fists were tightly clenched, and it looked like he could knock Mr. Shen's dog's head off with a cane at any time.

Shen's mother held Dad's hand sadly, and signaled him with her eyes that it is a great gift that the child is still alive, if he has a bad problem in the underworld, just correct it, don't beat the child.

Father Shen took a few deep breaths, looked at Pixiu: "Who are you?"

He didn't neglect Pixiu. In fact, this person is very handsome, extraordinary bearing, and kind-hearted. His children take off their pants and play hooligans on him in broad daylight, and they are still very gracious to send Shen mother home. He is a very good young man.

"Junior... I'm Mr. Shen's friend, I'm here to catch up on the old days."

Pixiu changed her name in Mr. Shen's voice transmission.

In short, after some communication, Pixiu stayed at Shen's house temporarily.Under Mr. Shen's courtship, Shen's father and Shen's mother thought that Pixiu's weird image was because he was filming.

Finally at night, Shen's father and Shen's mother fell asleep, and Mr. Shen and Pixiu jumped out of the window one after the other and dived into the nearby mountain.

"What the hell are you doing here!"

Mr. Shen roared angrily, he came back and made up his mind to be a good baby for his parents, but this image disappeared after a while!

Pixiu smiled and said: "Jiang Jiu and senior brother are getting married, so I'll send the wedding invitation; I'm going to take over the position of the demon king, so I'll personally send the invitation to invite you to watch the ceremony; Curculigo mao wants you to take over the position of the demon king, so I'll take you back .”

Mr. Shen looked in disbelief, and said: "Are you sick? Are you all the Holy Father of the White Lotus? I have betrayed you and you are still rushing to post?"

"No." Pixiu said, "The demon world doesn't respect benevolence, righteousness and morality, and you don't care about your betrayal. You are indifferent, scheming and cunning enough to suppress the demons who only know how to make trouble, and will not easily destroy the Three Realms Moreover, you still have some remnants of conscience, it is better for you to be a demon king than that troublesome demon succeeding to the throne. As for Xuan Hui...he only distinguishes between useful and useless in his eyes."

"What about the others?" Mr. Shen sneered, "What about Gu Qing and Jiang Jiu? They also forgave me? I indirectly killed many creatures."

"Jiang Jiu said, you are ambitious, and you will go back sooner or later. Instead of waiting for that demon to become a demon king and then get killed by you, it is better to make less trouble."

Mr. Shen stopped talking.He, a fellow countryman, sometimes sees him accurately.His ambition has never changed, but has changed from an exposed "Peach Blossom Spring" to a restrained "Three Realms Business Route".

When Jiang Jiu said this, he completely removed his personal emotions. From the most rational point of view, although he, a fellow villager, did not agree with Mr. Shen's approach, he could understand Mr. Shen's position.

"I will indeed go back, but only after I fulfill my filial piety." Mr. Shen said lightly.

"How long are you staying?"

"Three years." His parents only had three years to live.

"Okay." Pixiu nodded, "I'll stay for a few days first."

"Why are you staying here!"

"Senior Brother and Jiang Jiu are here, why can't I stay? After becoming the Demon King, I can't do whatever I want. This is a rare time."

"What?! Jiang Jiu is back too?!"

[The author has something to say: Nice!It's time to go home, the countdown is over! 】