Xianzun's little snake is sweet and flirtatious

Mr. Shen was woken up by the bloated feeling in his abdomen. It's human nature in the early morning, but Mr. Shen was not prepared to understand the beast on his back.

"Get out!"

Pixiu was woken up by him, and his memory after being drunk was a little bit clearer. He quickly sorted it out, stretched out his hand and slapped Mr. Shen on the buttocks, and lightly reprimanded: "Is it reasonable for you to move your mouth first?!"

Mr. Shen was angry, and he really didn't want to talk to him about the bad luck he suffered under his hands, so he struggled hard, but Pixiu also had a temper, and he refused to let him do what he wanted.

As for the males, it's not normal for them to do this in the early morning.

Pi Xiuxin said, this is wrong, the conflict between the two of them has not been resolved, and now they can't try to make the same mistake and make the same mistake again.

Looking at Mr. Shen's unfeeling and ungrateful face again, it seemed that he didn't take what happened last night at all, he just thought he was bitten by a dog.

Pixiu thought again, I am a demon and he is a demon, sometimes it is really unnecessary to stick to human etiquette, it is okay to be more flexible.

So he forced Mr. Shen to make himself completely happy.

"Hey, can't you get up?" Pixiu stretched out his hand and pushed someone who looked like a dead fish on the ground.

Mr. Shen tremblingly gave him an international friendly gesture, and said: "You fucking wait for me, if you don't take revenge, you are not a gentleman!"

Pixiu sneered: "Just you? Still a gentleman?"

Mr. Shen thought for a while, then changed his words: "If you don't take this revenge, you are not a villain!"

Pixiu nodded, pinched his waist and pulled him up, saying: "Okay, you should practice hard from now on, and strive to become a demon king as soon as possible, and then we will compete against each other."

Mr. Shen rolled his eyes, clutched his waist and wanted to leave.

Walking out from under the tree, and being stabbed by the bright sun, Mr. Shen was horrified to find that the yard where Jiang Jiu and Gu Qing got married yesterday had disappeared, and he and Pixiu had been messing around for a long time.

Seeing a car passing by on the main road in the distance, Mr. Shen shook like a sieve and said, "Pixiu, don't tell me that we are messing around under the eyes of everyone!"

Pixiu thought for a while, and said: "Yesterday, brother went back to Huaijiang with Jiang Jiu shortly after entering the bridal chamber. This courtyard disappeared naturally without anyone maintaining it."

With a wailing voice, Mr. Shen turned into a snake shape and wrapped it around Pixiu's waist, "Go! Take me home!"

Pi Xiu raised his eyebrows: "What did you do to change back to the original shape?"

Mr. Shen: "You have torn all my clothes into strips, so I can't go home in vain! Do you want to piss off my parents?!"

Pixiu: "You can just climb back like this."

Mr. Shen: "Then Qing Tian Bai Ri was discovered by many people, they were arrested and thrown on the mountain or in a restaurant?!"

Pixiu sighed, took out his clothes from the ring, and said, "I'll take you to buy clothes first."

Mr. Shen: "No! Go home first!"

Pixiu: "Why?"

Mr. Shen: "Two big men are entangled in broad daylight and in full view of the public, and one of them has a snake tail. Do you think this matter will not be photographed on the Internet? I will go home and do some ideological work for my parents!"

Pixiu: "Is everyone so free?"

Mr. Shen: "Jiang Jiu and Gu Qing go shopping for clothes, and their faces make them famous on the Internet, what do you think!"

Pixiu said slowly: "Oh...but I set up a barrier, people outside can't see us."

Didn't you say it earlier?Damn you!

"Old Shen, what's the matter with you?" Jiang Jiu was carrying a box of kimchi, "This is an appetizer that the dean asked me to bring over. He said that Aunt Shen has a bad appetite recently."

Mr. Shen was lying in the yard basking in the sun, not looking energetic: "Let's put it in the house."

Suddenly thought of something, jumped up, pulled Jiang Jiu and whispered to his ear: "Tell me, yesterday, I mean the yesterday of the earth, you, He Guqing's bridal chamber, who is on it?"

Jiang Jiu blushed suddenly, and said in a low voice, "All of them."

Mr. Shen pondered for a moment, then asked, "Did you make him cry?"

Jiang Jiu's eyes wandered: "Yes, I cried so badly."

Mr. Shen stared at him speechlessly for a while, then clicked his tongue, hating that iron could not become steel: "Didn't I prepare everything for you! Why did you fall into it for a reason?!"

Mr. Shen seemed more anxious than Jiang Jiu to make him counterattack, and said in a low voice: "A husband and wife, sometimes it's fun to be tough, why don't you hurry up and attack when Gu Qing's cultivation is not as high as yours, and let him This training speed is like a rocket, you wait to be crushed for the rest of your life! You are a snake! If you can’t be crushed in human form, you will transform into your original form! You have two! Isn’t it a pity that you don’t need it!”

Jiang Jiu thought for a while and said, "What you said makes sense. If you still have the ointment, give me another can!"

Mr. Shen was full of "teachable children", so he gave him three cans at once, "Go. I want to take my parents out for a trip, and go through everything I haven't eaten or played. In the end of life, you will leave no regrets. Don't come looking for me, see you in the cultivation world in three years!"

Jiang Jiu nodded vigorously: "Goodbye, goodbye!"

Mr. Shen clutched his waist and carried kimchi into the house, sneering in his heart.

——If you can't take care of this bastard Pixiu, it's okay to let Jiang Jiu bully his senior brother!

Three years later.

Mr. Shen was dressed in sackcloth and filial piety, and returned to the cultivation world with two jars of ashes in his arms. As soon as his feet hit the ground, he saw two black faces.

Xuanhui and Curculigo.

"What, what's the matter? A belated revenge?" Mr. Shen hugged the urn tightly.

"Three years! You really stayed on the earth for three years! Do you know how many years have passed in this world? Do you know how I lived these years?!" The stupid Xianmao panicked Accused him angrily.

"Bi, for example?" Mr. Shen asked cautiously.

"For example, in order to wait for you to come back, we laid three eggs." Xuan Hui said in pain, but the corners of his mouth raised unconsciously.

In order to weaken the strength, laying eggs is really a satisfactory way.

"Uh..." Mr. Shen thought about it, and said, "Congratulations?"

"Same joy, same joy." Pixiu walked over with a smile, his face was pale, and he looked like he was still breathing.

"Are you going to die?" Mr. Shen said excitedly.

"Soon." Pixiu said lightly.

Therefore, after recovering his strength, he said that there were no major events in the Three Realms, so he went to visit the mountains and rivers with Jiang Jiu; Xuan Hui, a wild demon king, would never be honest with his official duties. A poor long-term worker.

"I can't stay in this world for a moment." Xianmao didn't wait for Mr. Shen to say a few more words, and directly waved his hand to trigger Tianlei, and he started to cross the catastrophe in a hurry.

Xuan Hui shrugged his shoulders, and also started to cross the tribulation.

The two powerful Thunder Clouds were simply terrifying, and Pixiu had no choice but to hold up the barrier to avoid harming the innocent.

"Hey, look behind you." Pixiu reminded.

Mr. Shen, who was watching the excitement, looked back, and saw a monster about ten meters high staring at him.

"Are you the rumored successor of the Demon Venerable?" the Demon asked loudly.

Mr. Shen picked out his ears: "I didn't expect Xianmao to have such a good temper and really keep you for so many years?"

"No, he died long ago."

Mr. Shen nodded, understood, the demons who caused troubles can't be killed, if you kill one, there will be ten more, unless Curculigo kills all the demons.That's why he had to wait for Mr. Shen to come back, because even a little bit of conscience is very rare in the devil world.As for Curculigo himself, his experience cannot be replicated.

"Let's do it, I haven't eaten in the past few days." Mr. Shen licked his lips, showing a cruel smile.

"I didn't know that being a Mozun requires a part-time baby daddy." Mr. Shen held the fist-sized Golden Crow's egg in his hand, with a look of suspicion on Mosheng.

Pixiu took a sip of tea leisurely, and said, "Be content, I've brought two of them, and the last one should be hatched by you."

The two little golden crows flew into the Demon Lord's palace chirping, and when they landed, they turned into two milk dolls, one was about seven or eight years old, and the other was about three or four years old.

Mr. Shen looked at them coldly and said, "Are you sure they are not crows with dyed fur?"

The egg in the palm of his hand suddenly glowed and heated up, Mr. Shen hurriedly coaxed: "My dear, it's not a crow, it's a golden crow."

Pixiu stuffed two pieces of snacks for the two children, and said, "I'm sure, Xianmao didn't have time to cuckold Xuan Hui."

Mr. Shen took a breath and decided to struggle again: "Where are Gu Qing and Jiang Jiu? Xuan Hui and Xianmao didn't see them when they crossed the catastrophe. They are also idle when they are idle. Let them take care of them."

"Impossible, there is no third party between the two of them for the time being, not even the child."

Mr. Shen lamented: "A hero is sad for a beauty."

"Okay, don't get cheap and act good. Haven't you started to hear the call of the magic core? It's good to keep a golden bird by your side to ward off evil spirits."

Mr. Shen smiled wryly and said: "Immortal things are troublesome. I thought that the magic core had already been refined and devoured by the Lord of the Underworld, and no matter how bad it was, it was taken away by Tan Huan."

Pixiu thought of something, and said: "Mr. Lian doesn't like the magic core, he won't let Tan Huan bring the magic core into the world he created."

Mr. Shen thought about Mr. Lian, and said, "Mr. Lian looks like a vase of love brains."

"Hahaha," Pixiu was amused, "Do you know what Lord Lian's body is? It's a black-hearted lotus."

Mr. Shen was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly he was blessed: "So, Mr. Lian's transformed beauty, pure personality, and infatuation are all bait?"

Pixiu nodded.

Mr. Shen was happy: "I just said why I haven't seen her come out to make trouble. That's right, she has become a ghost. If she doesn't want to turn into ashes in this world, she has to rely on Lord Lian. She doesn't have the capital to break with Lord Lian, isn't it? Let Lian Jun decide, but with her temperament, I am afraid that she will die with Lian Jun in the end." He slapped his thigh fiercely, "I have the inspiration for a new book!"

Pixiu shook his head and smiled, and sighed: "It's a pity that my brother is still bothering about that world, I hope it can flourish."

Both Xuan Hui and Gu Qing said "It's a pity for Mr. Lian". Others thought it was a pity that Mr. Lian was so affectionate and sexual, and was spoiled by greed and pleasure. In fact, they were lamenting that Mr. Lian, a black-hearted lotus, has first-class abilities , unfortunately do not want to engage in business.

Well, Xuan Hui has no right to say that Mr. Lian is just fine.

The two chatted for a while and then went to their own business. It was obvious that they had slept together, but now they were able to stand side by side. Others were in pairs, but they seemed to be just colleagues.

After many years, Jiang Jiu and Gu Qing, who returned from wandering around, were about to cross the catastrophe. Seeing them like this, Jiang Jiu pulled Mr. Shen aside curiously, and asked, "Don't you like Pixiu?"

Mr. Shen took a sip of wine and said, "But I'm such a ruthless person, I still don't regret it, he doesn't accept it, what can I do?"

Jiang Jiu was also helpless and didn't want to say more.

But Mr. Shen remembered something, pulled him and said, "Have you overwhelmed me?"

Jiang Jiu rubbed his nose and said sincerely, "Let's leave the glorious task of restoring the glory of the earth to you!"

Mr. Shen yelled at Jiang Jiu's running back that he was useless.

His business has flourished, he has firmly secured his position as the demon king, and established the Three Realms Business Alliance to bring everyone together to make money and practice both. High and low, in the end, he took the initiative to let the virtuous, let Mr. Shen bear the title of the supreme of the three realms.

After many years, it was time for him to cross the catastrophe.

The three Golden Crow cubs have grown into monsters, and the eldest cub with a coffin face asked, "We can't be with you when you cross the catastrophe. The magic core may sneak in, and you are very likely to be robbed by lightning." Hack to death."

Mr. Shen shook his hands, still in a handsome manner, and said, "If you die, you will die. I have nothing else to ask for. You have all grown up, and the Demon Realm will be handed over to you."

Yao Nu pouted: "Let Big Brother do the work, I don't want to be a demon king."

"You can live or die as you like," Mr. Shen stretched, "After I die, it doesn't matter the flood."

Cold and ungrateful, so cold.

He carried a jug of wine and walked away alone.

After a stroll, we came to the former Peach Blossom Spring. Time has passed, and there are not even ruins left here.

Someone came earlier than him.

Since Chiyangzi passed the catastrophe, Yingzhao, as the leader of the new generation, now hides the demeanor of a talker in the human world. After Pixiu and Mr. Shen leave office, he has the confidence to defeat the heroes and become the new supreme of the Three Realms.

"Why are you?" Mr. Shen's eyes widened slightly, unable to explain where the inexplicable loss in his heart came from.

"I'm here to say goodbye," Yingzhao said.

"What is there to say goodbye to?" Mr. Shen said with a smile, "I knew from the moment we met that a person like you who is so affectionate and sexual will never get along with me. I hate you from the beginning to the end."

Yingzhao nodded and said, "Me too, so I'm not here to say goodbye to you."

A sighing sound came from behind, and Pixiu lay on his back on a big rock, and said with a smile: "Without the Golden Crow, why are you so dull?"

Mr. Shen breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably, "The magic core is too noisy."

"Yingzhao, you can go. On weekdays, supervisor Maodan eats more walnuts to nourish his brain. After I leave, she will become the demon king, so she can't stay so dumb all the time." Pixiu said.

"She is definitely going to quarrel again. She had been arguing for a long time when the uncle and Jiang Jiu crossed the robbery, and then the Phoenix and his wife crossed the robbery, and she made another row. Now you have to leave again..." Ying Zhao remembered the girl's words Magic sound, the skull has already started to hurt.

Mr. Shen thought for a while, and said: "It's not that you dote on her. Send her to the Devil Realm to play for a few days, and let the three cubs teach her. I think they play well."

Yingzhao nodded.

"Go, if you succeed in crossing the tribulation, see you in the God Realm in the future." Pixiu said with a smile.

Yingzhao paused, kowtowed three times to Pixiu, and said in a low voice, "Disciple respectfully sends off Master, please help me say hello to Master and Jiang Jiu."

"it is good."

Yingzhao left without looking back.

Mr. Shen walked over and kicked Pixiu, and said, "Why is it such a coincidence? Are you also going through the tribulation at this time?"

"Unfortunately." Pixiu pulled the flagon from Mr. Shen's hand and took a sip, "I'm waiting for a heartless beast, and my cultivation has been suppressed for a long time."

Mr. Shen remained silent and slowly sat beside him.

"Did you forgive me?" he asked.

"Do you need my forgiveness?" Pixiu asked back.

Mr. Shen shook his head honestly: "I am a person who, for my own sake, does not care about the life or death of others."

Pixiu smiled, but didn't speak.

The sky began to darken, and the gathered clouds were a little abnormal, and the voice in Mr. Shen's mind became louder.

"Can you not go through the tribulation here? I am likely to fail, and I will blow you up at that time, and you have no place to reason." Mr. Shen poked him.

Pixiu closed her eyes, as if she had fallen asleep.

Mr. Shen raised his eyes to look at the clouds again, and clicked his tongue: "Do you want to die for love?"

Pixiu ignored it.

Mr. Shen pressed over and threatened: "Hurry up, or I will fuck you!"

Pixiu opened his eyes, put one leg around his waist fiercely, and Mr. Shen lay on Pixiu's body.

"Don't pick this moment even if you fucking hate me! Let me tell you, don't just mess around just because I like you!" Mr. Shen hammered him angrily.

"Shut up, you fucking deserve to say you like me!" Pixiu sneered.

Mr. Shen was taken aback for a moment, and then sneered, "Why can't I like you anymore, I'm fickle but not ruthless, so why can't I like you!"

"Fart, what do you know about your liking? From the time we met to now, have you ever had a heart-to-heart relationship with me? Have you told the truth?" Pixiu said angrily.

Mr. Shen was furious and scolded: "Idiot! What should I say! Say I'm a different kind? Say your senior brother is dead and I will join another camp. Do you want to be a ghost with me and let your brother be in a dilemma?! Say I will Seeing that you are pleasing to the eye and willing to die for you? Do you believe it!"

"I believe it!"

click-

The thunder exploded, and Mr. Shen stiffly supported Pixiu, and suddenly got up and prepared to run.

Pixiu dragged him back expressionlessly.

"I'm sorry, brother, I was wrong," Mr. Shen bowed his head immediately under the pressure of the situation, "I shouldn't have underestimated your feelings for me, but it's too late to say anything now, Lei is coming down, and we will meet again in the next life."

"Stupid, there is no next life in this world. Do you have any unfulfilled wishes? I will try not to let you regret it." Pixiu said lightly.

"I... want to hate you." Mr. Shen hesitated for a moment, but said it anyway.

Pixiu opened his hand: "Come on, if you have the ability."

Mr. Shen looked at Leiyun, then at Pixiu.

——If you are about to die, do you still leave with regrets?If he doesn't want to live, he can't blame me!

As soon as Mr. Shen gritted his teeth, he threw himself forward and started to repair his clothes. The smile on his mouth grew bigger and bigger. After being stripped naked by Mr. Shen and lifting his legs, he finally couldn't help laughing.

"Pixiu!" Mr. Shen screamed, "Fuck you! What kind of monster are you! Where is the back door I want to go through?!"

"Hahahahaha," Pixiu laughed so hard that tears came out, "I'm dying of laughter hahaha, didn't you call me by my name just now, I'm Pixiu hahaha."

"Which bastard gave you the name of the black under the lamp! I hate his whole family!" Mr. Shen said frantically.

"My senior brother took it, he is a useless name hahaha."

In Mr. Shen's impotent rage, Pixiu laughed heartily and pushed Mr. Shen down.

They let go of their grievances, treated each other frankly, and even turned out of their original shapes, wishing to devour each other into their stomachs.

"Tell me your name."

"Shen Xie."

Dark clouds overwhelmed the top, lightning flashed and thunder rumbled, and they fought to the death before the overwhelming thunder calamity destroyed everything.

"Wow." Jiang Jiu looked at the two who had been chopped off, Jiao Linen, who helped each other up the fairy ladder, and praised: "Old Shen, you still know how to play, Lei Jie play, exciting."

Gu Qing stood next to Jiang Jiu, Xuan Hui pulled Curculigo, Phoenix and his wife pointed, Chi Yangzi muttered cursing and left.

[The author has something to say: The last chapter, [-] words is sent, it's over, thank you for your company all the time, sprinkle flowers~∠※]