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How did Yan Yijun come here so quickly?You have to pick such a deadly time!

Duan Huichuan dragged a huge, freshly baked golden dragon tail, and was running around in the bathroom in a hurry.

There has been a series of footsteps in the corridor outside the door.

Yan Yijun put his suit jacket casually on his arm, and asked as he walked, "Where's your brother?"

Xu Chen betrayed his elder brother without hesitation: "It's in the bedroom. I've been in it for a long time, but I can't tell him to come out. Maybe I'm taking a shower."

"Back to Sichuan?" Yan Yijun knocked on the door.

Duan Huichuan raised his heart in his throat, he could finally understand how in the Legend of the White Snake, the white lady drank realgar wine on the Dragon Boat Festival, and revealed her true nature.

He scratched his wet hair irritably, carefully leaned against the door of the bathroom, opened a crack in the door, and said loudly, "I'm taking a shower, you go downstairs and sit for a while."

Yan Yijun didn't walk away, as if jokingly said: "I don't mind being with you."

... Tsk, well-dressed guy with a bad belly!

Duan Huichuan felt itchy in his heart, he could not help thinking about the beauty of the two of them taking a bath together for a while, and he was furious for a while, and the tail came to make trouble at this time, ruining his good deeds!

"I...cough cough, you go back first, I will find you later."

Seeing him hesitating and hiding his words, Yan Yijun became suspicious: "What's wrong with you? Nothing happened, right?"

Wasn't there a concubine hiding in the bathroom?

Duan Huichuan was pinching his own tail, ordering the disobedient thing to retract quickly, and turned his head to deal with Yan Yijun's questioning: "It's okay, it's okay!"

Since it is not convenient for Duan Huichuan to see him for the time being, Yan Yijun had no choice but to go downstairs and wait.

Hearing the other party's footsteps walking away, Duan Huichuan heaved a long sigh of relief and concentrated on dealing with this unwelcome tail.

The dragon's tail is densely covered with large and smooth scales, which feels slightly cool to the touch. Under the washing of the shower, it reveals a lustrous golden color.

I can't tell which nerve is connected, it feels like I have an extra arm, or an extra leg.Duan Huichuan was half weird and half curious, controlling the dragon's tail to sway left and right, everything seemed strange, but after getting used to it, it felt natural, as if he was born with such a majestic tail.

"Since the dragon's horns and the scales on the body can be retracted, the tail should also be able to retract." Duan Huichuan walked around the bathroom naked, suddenly a flash of inspiration came up, and an idea came up.

He took off the ring from his neck and put it on his finger. In the sea of ​​spells in the world of rings, he found the Transfiguration Art buried in the depths...

Bai Jian was busy making dinner in the kitchen, Xu Chen poured tea for Yan Yijun, the TV was broadcasting news, he pressed the remote control to switch several channels, and finally stopped at the animal world, very bored, Xu Chen He started to show off his brother to Yan Yijun on twitter.

Yan Yijun sat on the sofa with his legs crossed, holding a teacup in a consistent and elegant posture. He listened quietly to Xu Chen's nagging about Duan Huichuan, with great patience, as if he could understand every word There are interesting places to taste.

"...So you are moving?" He lowered his head and took a sip of tea, swirling the porcelain cup gently.

"Probably, it's too small here." Xu Chen cupped his face, looking yearning, "My brother has a house, and he will buy a new car, save the rest of the money, and find a beautiful wife in the future! Someone will take care of my brother, I'm relieved."

"..." Yan Yijun stopped drinking tea, and unconsciously rubbed the rim of the cup with his fingertips, "Is this your brother's wish?"

Xu Chen said embarrassingly: "He didn't mention it, but I always heard him humming that messy ditty, and it said so in the lyrics."

"Oh? What little tune?" Yan Yijun still wanted to ask a few more questions. He was always interested in knowing more about Duan Huichuan's more than 20 years of living in the human world.After all, this is a void that has no existence of its own.

Bai Jian, who was coming out of the kitchen, suddenly yelled, interrupting their chat.

"What is this?" Bai Jian tremblingly protected the dinner plate in her hand, "How could there be a gecko at home?! I'm most afraid of this kind of four-legged insect!"

Xu Chen ran over with his slippers on, and his eyes widened with interest: "Is this a lizard? This is the first time I have grown such a lizard. It's golden and beautiful. Where did it crawl in?"

Yan Yijun followed behind him, and the moment he saw the "lizard" clearly, the expression on his face became very subtle and indescribable, it seemed unexpected, but also seemed to linger in nostalgia.

Zhaocai jumped out of the birdcage, fluttering his wings, trying to peck the new uninvited guest.

The "lizard", which was surrounded by three people and one bird, seemed to become angry from embarrassment. It jumped up from the ground and slammed its tail to attract money, which stunned the silly bird. beated? !

Before Zhaocai came back to his senses, the "little lizard" had already spread its four short legs, dragged its long tail, and quickly climbed upstairs. Zhaocai was furious and was about to chase after him with flapping wings.

"Come back with fortune! Don't bite it to death, let me—" Xu Chen picked up his slippers and followed behind. Unexpectedly, as soon as he passed the corner of the stairs, he collided with the elder brother who came out head-on!

"Ouch—" Xu Chen rubbed his head, "Brother, did you see that lizard just now? Where did it go?"

"Where did the lizard come from? You read it wrong." Duan Huichuan held the lucky wings in his hand, his face as black as the bottom of a pot.

Xu Chen excused aggrievedly: "I saw it, and everyone saw it. There is indeed a strange-looking lizard. Tell me, Doctor Yan."

The corner of Duan Huichuan's mouth twitched. The damn Transfiguration technique ruined his fame for a lifetime. Fortunately, the tail has changed back, and no one will know about this dark history.

He walked down the stairs slowly, still with a sullen face, showing the majesty of a patriarch: "If I say no, there will be no. Go wash your hands and eat."

"Oh……"

Yan Yijun was looking up, when Duan Huichuan met his half-smiling gaze, his heart skipped a beat.Won't show him what's coming?

...No, no, I must be thinking too much.

Duan Huichuan comforted himself and greeted everyone to eat.

Dinner was boiled fish, Kung Pao chicken, and two home-cooked stir-fries. Yan Yijun specially brought Duan Huichuan's favorite secret fruit wine. This was the second time they had dinner together. Near the Mid-Autumn Festival, there is a taste of family reunion.

Bai Jian got drunk, the chopsticks slipped from her hands and fell on the plate, she didn't know which nerve was touched, and suddenly she fell on the boss's shoulder and burst into tears, which shocked everyone.

Yan Yijun walked behind him without moving his hands, separated the two of them, slowly supported Bai Jianbao's shoulders, and poured him a bowl of hangover soup: "Brother Bai, what's wrong?"

Xu Chen looked at it sympathetically and said, "He said he was homesick."

"I thought what happened? It's such a trivial matter. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon. Just give him a vacation and go home to visit his relatives. I'm not a Zhou who oppresses employees."

Duan Huichuan leaned on the back of the chair drunkenly, with a cigarette between his fingertips, his cuffs rolled up to his elbows, revealing two tight and powerful forearms, his collarbone was unbuttoned, and his collarbone was deep enough to hold wine.

"You don't understand!" Bai Jian struggled to get up, her eyes were red from crying, "I can't go back!"

"Why?" Duan Huichuan blinked suspiciously.

"Because... because..." Bai Jian's mood was depressed again, and she swayed for a while, borrowing the strength of alcohol, suddenly raised her head, her face full of earnestness, "Boss, can I invite you to my house! I... Although I haven't saved much, I can give you a free job! I don't want any bonus..."

Duan Huichuan tilted his head and squinted at him, his forehead full of question marks: "What's going on? Explain clearly."

Bai Jian lowered her head, the soles of her shoes were grinding the floor unconsciously, and said falteringly: "Actually, I sneaked out from our house. My family members didn't let me go out to work because they were afraid that I would be in danger. Going back, they must be worried..."

"No wonder when you came here, you didn't even have any luggage or a place to stay, so you looked pitiful and homeless." Duan Huichuan pointed at his nose and laughed, "You are such an adult, go back and report your safety , is it possible that your family can still tie you up?"

"You don't know! They! They!" Bai Jian became anxious, sweating profusely, "If I go back alone, I will definitely not be able to get out, so..."

"So you need me to embolden you?" Duan Huichuan felt a little funny, and nodded helplessly, "Well, I don't have any commissions recently anyway, but I have to hurry back."

Seeing his relieved look, Yan Yijun always felt that something was wrong, thought about it, and smiled: "Brother Bai, don't you mind having an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks?"

"Of course, my family is very hospitable!" Bai Jian nodded happily, her depressed mood disappeared in a flash, and her two big round eyes exuded vigorous vitality again, and the black and black sparkled, "There are a lot of tourists in our village. The scenic spot is especially suitable for couples to visit. It is said that every couple who has been there has become a lover! If you have someone you like, you can also bring them all!"

Duan Huichuan was taken aback for a moment, and couldn't help but sneak a glance at Yan Yijun, only to find that the other party was staring at him intently, with a smile in his eyes and tenderness like water.

Old Duan Huichuan blushed and coughed lightly: "Since Xiaobai invites you so kindly, then we can refrain from staying for a few more days."

Xu Chen leaned over and excitedly said, "Can I bring my girlfriend?"

"What did you say? How dare you have a puppy love behind my back?!" Duan Huichuan was stunned for a moment, then became furious, the table slapped, and he blurted out a series of questioning questions like cannonballs, "Who's little girl? Your homeroom teacher knows Do you know what love is, you little brat? Don’t you know how important studies are now? Are you imitating other people’s cabbage before your hair grows?”

Xu Chen pouted and beeped softly: "Only the state officials are allowed to set fires and the common people are not allowed to light lamps."

"What did you say?!" Duan Huichuan was furious.

Seeing this, Yan Yijun hurriedly supported him, half-dragged and half-dragged him upstairs, and softly persuaded him: "Xiaochen is just at the age of first love, so it's better to let him go, don't be angry."

Duan Huichuan gritted his back molars: "What's the beginning of love? I haven't even touched a little girl's hand at his age!"

Yan Yijun's hand around his waist tightened slightly, and he said inscrutablely: "Could it be that you feel that you are at a loss?"

"……Uh?"

The anger on Duan Huichuan's face suddenly froze.

Xu Chen was still adding fuel to the flames downstairs, fearing that the world would not be chaotic: "What's wrong with him? When he was in school, he received so many love letters that they couldn't fit in the sack. Later, when he went out to work, there was someone worse than him. The older young lady chased me home!"

"Brat! Shut down the microphone!" Duan Huichuan broke out in a cold sweat.

"...So Boss Duan is so popular? Disrespectful." Yan Yijun smiled softly in his ear, his voice was low and hoarse, as if the cello had been played to the end, and a lingering ending was played by fingers. "What about after chasing you home? Did you get your hands?"

He firmly grasped Duan Huichuan's waist with his arms, and slowly tightened them, which were just blocked by the stair railing. He grabbed the hem of the shirt with his fingers, and pulled it out nimbly.

Feeling a little cool touch from the skin, Duan Huichuan seemed to have been stung, his hand trembled, the cigarette butt was almost shaken off, and he said in embarrassment: "Don't listen to this kid's nonsense, how could he remember..."

"Of course I remember!" Xu Chen wanted to say a few more words, but Bai Jian covered his mouth. He seemed to have sensed the subtlety of the atmosphere, and he laughed, "Brother Xu, it seems that the Iron Armored Hero you like to watch is about to start broadcasting." Come on, go and see."

The innocent Xu Chen was immediately distracted, and dragged Bai Jian to the TV.

Duan Huichuan and Yan Yijun stood in the stairwell and looked at each other.

Yan Yijun still hugged him, squinted his eyes, and looked over with a smile.

Duan Huichuan was at a loss in embarrassment, and was about to say a few words to save his precarious image of a good man, but the other party held his hand holding the cigarette, and with his finger, slowly pushed the cigarette into his mouth , took a deep, hard breath.

Smoke spewed out, an ambiguous mass like mist.Across the white smoke, those dark eyes stared at him non-stop, with deep feelings accumulated in their eyes, explicit, turbulent, without any concealment, as if they could burst out of the dike at any time.

Duan Huichuan felt in a trance that what was sucked into his mouth was not only his smoke, but also his sight, and even something else.He slid his Adam's apple lightly, and the heat surged up in an instant.

The air conditioner was not turned on in the room, and it seemed a bit stuffy. Yan Yijun loosened his tie casually, and pressed out his cigarette butt on the banister of the stairs, with a low voice: "Show me your room?"

Duan Huichuan didn't speak, with a sullen face, he grabbed Yan Yijun's wrist and walked towards the bedroom, the door slammed shut.

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