Abduction of the Great God

Because Liu Jibai refused to teach Wei'an Pill or Di'an Decoction, An Xin had to think for a long time, and finally let An Xin think of a name that he thought was infinitely suitable, easy to remember and pleasant to listen to. ——Liushen Pill!

[An Xin]: Senior, senior, what do you think of 'Liu Shen Pill'? 'Six' is homonymous to your 'Liu', and we are all from the 'X Shenwan' series! !How about it?How about it?It sounds better, doesn't it?

[Liu Jibai]: ...

[Liu Jibai]: Good.

In fact, Liu Jibai's word "good" is still a bit difficult to say, but although it sounds a bit strange to read, it is better than those "wei An" and "liberation".

Now that the name was finally decided, An Xin urged Liu Jibai to apply to join the group.The Q that Liu Jibai added to Anxin was his own life Q, not Baiyao's work Q, so he did not fear being exposed when he filed the application with peace of mind.

On the other side, An Xin immediately knocked on the amoxicillin, saying that her friend had come, and the amoxicillin immediately approved Liu Jibai's application.Because she was An Xin's friend, she took the initiative to send a greeting, and was the first in the group to express her welcome.

We love the pill group.

[Amoxicillin]: Welcome newcomer Liushenwan, who is Xiaoan's friend.Also congratulations to this group being full again, go to open our private YY channel tomorrow night, and then celebrate the opening of the channel and have a song meeting~

Immediately, the welcome message was opened again in the group, but Vitamin and the others probably had a good time chatting with YY, so it's rare that they didn't line up in the group.Because there are more people at night than at other times, so there are many more people who come out to welcome them than during the day.In addition to the welcome speech, of course, many people asked him about topics such as Chinese paper or sister paper.

However, Liu Jibai's reaction was very indifferent, and it was not until no one wrote the welcome words that he finally typed a word like gold: Yes.

In an instant, everyone's enthusiasm was extinguished like a pot of cold water, and the group became deserted again, leaving only a few acquaintances to chat about other things.

An Xin was about to talk to Liu Jibai about the congratulatory gift to God Baiyao in the group, when amoxicillin's private chat was also sent.

[Amoxicillin]: Your friend is a little cold, he only agreed with the word 'um' after talking in the group for a long time.

[Anshen Wan]: Hmm, the senior has a rather cold personality, but he is definitely a good person!Moreover, his house is full of all kinds of peripherals of the Great God of Baiyao, and the CD of the Great God is also readily available. The senior really likes the Great God of Baiyao! !

[Amoxicillin]: OK. (*^__^*)

Amoxicillin was just a little worried about whether An Xin's friend was only met online, and it would be bad if another gangster from Baiyao sneaked into the group.But seeing what An Xin meant, they knew each other in reality, so she felt relieved.As for An Xin, it's not difficult to see that he really doesn't understand YY, and it's too difficult for Hei to pretend to be like him.

[Amoxicillin]: So do you have time now?

[Anshen Wan]: Yes.

[Amoxicillin]: The director happens to be here, let her give you the PIA show now, let's go to the PIA play hall below.

[Anshen Wan]: Good.

[Amoxicillin]: By the way, is your friend coming to YY? I'll give him a vest.

[Anshen Wan]: Oh, oh, let me ask him.

An Xin tapped Liu Jibai's Q for a private chat.

[An Xin]: Senior, are you coming to YY?Amoxicillin said to send you a vest.

[Liu Jibai]: Not going, I still have something to do.

[An Xin]: Hmm, okay, then you can be busy, I won't bother you anymore.

[Liu Jibai]: Okay, have fun.

[Anxin]: Hmm (*^__^*).

An Xin saw that her sexuality had been dragged by amoxicillin to a sub-room in the PIA theater hall below. Only the two of them and the director were in the room.An Xin pressed F2 and said, "Well, Liushen Pill is busy now, so I won't be coming."

[Amoxicillin]: "Well, let's talk about the vest later."

The director's name is Wushisan, and he also turned on the mic at this time and said, "Tsk tsk, such a big name, shouldn't it be that Shi Dashu changed his vest and came back from hiding?"

An Xin hurriedly said: "No, it's not a big name, the senior is just more...recognized..."

[Amoxicillin] said: "Recognize your life... Hehe, I think it should be a kind of iceberg face with a cold personality. But don't worry, Shitou is not Shi Dashu. Shi Dashu is the kind who obviously has no ability. He's still a jerk, and if it was Shi Dashu, he would have come here to ask for a fan horse."

[Wu Shi San] said: "Well, yes. It's okay if you don't like to talk, as long as it's not black."

An Xin anxiously spoke up for Liu Jibai: "It's definitely not black, I can guarantee it! >. <Senior really really likes the master of Baiyao!"

[Amoxicillin] said with a smile: "Humo, don't worry, we trust you."

[Anshenwan] said: "Yes."

[Amoxicillin] said: "By the way, I haven't told him about the congratulatory gift to Xiaobai in the group, so you can tell him about it."

[Anshen Wan] hurriedly said: "Okay! I'll write it down."

[Amoxicillin] said: "Well, let's play PIA, record early, record early and late, and listen to the finished product early and late~~"

[Five Stones]: ==Momo, you are too anxious.

After that, the three of them got down to business, and began to give An Xin PIA words, PIA sentences, PIA tone and emotion.

At this time, everyone in the group was rather disappointed that this newcomer was not as cute as Anshenwan, but no one thought that the person who came in would be Baiyao himself, but even Anxin didn't know it ╮(╯▽╰)╭ .

In fact, besides black, sometimes the big gods and little gods and little pinks will also wear vests and lurk in the fan base, but the master Baiyao is too secluded from the world, so no one has ever thought about it.Baiyao, which was not even added by the official group, unexpectedly lurked into one of the many unknown copycat groups. Even if someone said it, no one would believe it.

In the next few days, Anxin lived a very fulfilling life. During the day, she searched for draft invitation letters, conceived stories, and struggled to submit code words, and at night, she worked hard on PIA dramas affectionately.Because there is a small god screenwriter and director in the group, the idea of ​​this birthday drama in the group is crazy.The screenwriter Gu Liang spent a whole month listening to various radio dramas and interviews of the master countless times before writing the first draft of the Alice in Wonderland fan drama that spoofed some of the classic lines of the master Baiyao. It took months of repeated torture to toss out the final draft.However, after the completion, the screenwriter girl fell down and remained in a state of wandering corpse.

Because the screenwriter is too poisonous to be cool and rotten, he became a slant beauty when he wrote it. Fortunately, the master Baiyao has also written a lot of slant beauty dramas, and he doesn't seem to hate it.

And in fact, the medicine box in the four official groups is a pure rotten group, and the others are mixed groups, but there are not too few rotten women and rotten men in it. After all, there have been more rotten groups in the radio drama circle since its establishment. There are even many people who have been corrupted by listening to the radio.

Where Anxin works, We Love Medicine has the best relationship with the medicine box, but it seems to have some conflicts with the general manager of YY channel [Miraculous Doctor].

The second time An Xin went to the channel, he found that he was still a fan horse at [-Pharmacy Reception-], but before he asked amoxicillin to help him turn into a blue horse, he met a genius doctor.

The miracle doctor immediately turned An Xin into a white horse, and then dragged him into the [-We love medicine-] room, and accused Amoxicillin for giving the vest on other channels indiscriminately, and the two of them quarreled like this up.No one listened to An Xin's explanation for a long time. It was not until the good night came that the genius doctor believed it, and the matter was settled. An Xin got back the little blue horse he had been thinking about.

As for the story of "Baiyao Dreamwalking Pharmaceutical Factory", An Xin was a little bit complicated.

As the name suggests, it means that one day Baiyao entered the pharmaceutical factory of Red Heart Juchang under the lure of Xiaojutu. Then, in the process of searching for Xiaojutu, Baiyao met the mysterious guard of the pharmaceutical factory, who wanted to turn Baiyao tablets into red pills. Workers and Cucumber General Attack and a series of other people.And when Baiyao finally found Xiaojutu, Xiaojutu was holding a seminar on medicine dregs. Baiyao had just joined them, but he heard that Cucumber General Attack was arrested by Red Heart Jutu.The reason is that Red Heart Chrysanthemum had an accident when he was trying his new seasonal medicine 'Spring', and then Cucumber Attack easily attacked him.The red heart chrysanthemum has blown hairs and wants to cut off the cucumber of the cucumber attack.The story of Baiyao going to rescue Cucumber General Gong because of the so-called "Gongjun's friendship", and Xiaojutu trying to stop him, but finally being overwhelmed by Baiyao.

To be precise, this story has no specific narrative or logic. From the beginning to the end, there can only be one word to describe it-pumping.That's right, this is a random drama, a drama that incorporates various "famous sayings" of Baiyao Great God, and it's just twisted out.Baiyao Dashen is a cold-faced gongjun. In order to make it easier to imitate Baiyao Dashen's CV, except for the necessary lines, all lines are controlled within the range of three words 'um', 'good' and 'oh'...Of course, This is also the three-character sutra most often said by the master Baiyao in various talk shows.

As for An Xin's Little Chrysanthemum Rabbit... the first line was okay, but the next line, the director had to PIA him for three or four hours, because he wasn't enough to 'lure'...

—Brother Yao, can you hug me?You hug me, you hug me~ If you don't hug me, I won't be able to catch up with Ju Chang's meeting.

囧rz...

An Xin didn't understand this sentence at first, although she read it very honestly, she managed to read it anyway.When the director explained the implied meaning, An Xin couldn't read it at all...Although he was crooked and accepted it in the first place, but this kind of line...I really can't say it.

Under the coercion and lure of the director, An Xin barely managed to overcome the psychological barrier, but no matter how she read it, she was not satisfied until the end.

So Anxin had homework this day: deeply understand the meaning of the phrase 'you hug me~'!

An Xin thought hard for many days, but she still couldn't meet the director's request. This sentence has been lingering in his heart. As a result...

A few days later, when I celebrated with Liu Jibai after removing the bandages, it was getting late. Seeing the darkness in the stairs, An Xin squinted her eyes and stopped at the entrance of the corridor. He reached out and grabbed Liu Jibai's clothes , originally wanted Liu Jibai to drag him away, but blurted out: "You hug me~"

The next moment, An Xin realized what she had said.

=口=... Both of them are petrified.