Abduction of the Great God

The five sense organs are connected, and the nerves are also connected. When the nose is hit, in addition to the soreness and pain of the nose, the lacrimal gland will naturally secrete liquid when it is stimulated.

So Liu Jibai squatted in front of An Xin, and when he took off his clothes and his hand covering his nose, he saw his tears were as turbulent as nosebleeds.

It's a pity that the tears are easy to stop, and the nosebleed is hard to stop.An Xin immediately covered her nose with her hands again, and hummed, "Senior, why didn't you tell me..."

"I didn't have time..." Liu Jibai said, reaching out to wipe An Xin's tears.But Liu Jibai didn't pay attention to this hand because the hand that held An Xin before was also stained with some of his blood. Now that he wiped it, An Xin's face was also stained with blood... A whole victim who escaped from the scene of the disaster look like.

Liu Jibai couldn't help but burst out laughing.

An Xin became irritable: "Senior! You still laugh at me!!" (>口<)

"No." Liu Jibai said calmly, but smiled all over his face.

"Still saying no!!" An Xin covered her nose, angrily turned around and squatted with her back facing Liu Jibai.

Liu Jibai smiled and shook his head, got up and washed off the blood on his hands, "Come here and wash."

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An Xin felt that she had lost face to her grandma's house, so she just couldn't get up and didn't answer any questions.

Liu Jibai had no choice but to go to An Xin's side to pull him back, but he didn't expect An Xin to be so stubborn that he could not get up by the wall.Liu Jibai then squatted beside him again, and said seriously, "I laughed because I thought it was very funny."

//(ㄒoㄒ)//~It's funny...Anxin is even more depressed.

"I didn't expect that after so many years of graduation, you are still the same as before. You are always so stupid. It's not easy to grow up..." Liu Jibai said, patting An Xin's head with emotion.

An Xin stared, and said to Liu Jibai with a pouted face, "Senior, are you hurting me?"

"Damn you? No, I actually want to praise you." What Liu Jibaiqian is best at is being able to put on an 'upright paralyzed face' in any situation, which is the most convincing.

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However, it is obvious that An Xin has seen a lot, so she still has some doubts, "Where did you praise me?"

"Stupid is very cute, likable." Liu Jibai said.

"You're so cute and stupid!" An Xin said dissatisfiedly, "If you say I'm stupid, then you're stupid. Don't comfort me. I'm likable. Who would like a fool!"

"I like it." Liu Jibai looked at An Xin and said softly, "So I don't laugh at you for being stupid, I only laugh because I think you are cute."

Learning, seniors say hi, what do you like?

Anxin's heart and brain were almost overwhelmed by colleagues in an instant, but the senior is so upright, his expression and tone are also upright, it must be comforting him!After figuring this out, An Xin managed to regain her voice and speak again: "Xue, senior, your logic is really weird...but I'm not an idiot!"

"Well, no." Liu Jibai pulled Anxin up and walked to the pool: "Come on, lower your head and wash."

This time An Xin obediently followed Liu Jibai, and waited until the nosebleed was dealt with.Liu Jibai found another T-shirt for him, but this time it was the new Baiyao peripheral T-shirt that the senior just mentioned.An Xin held the T-shirt with a little resentment in her heart, and looked at Liu Jibai's wardrobe with 'love', but Liu Jibai did not receive this message.An Xin looked at Liu Jibai with only a little bit of resentment, but he couldn't open his closet to get one to wear, nor could he take off the one Liu Jibai was wearing and put it on, so he could only struggle and resent on his own.

In the end, An Xin put on the Baiyao T-shirt rather unwillingly, and before leaving, she went to the bathroom to see if the senior's T-shirt could be washed off with only the blood-stained part wet.It's a pity that although An Xin just wanted to try it out, Liu Jibai had already urged him to eat.

And when Liu Jibai pulled An Xin downstairs, what he thought was that it was already past twelve o'clock, what kind of laundry did he do, he was so thin because he didn't eat well.If he moves back again, he'll feed him fat!

It's only comfortable to touch if it's fleshy... A sentence suddenly popped up in his head, Liu Jibai's alarm bell rang loudly, wipe it!I don't think about it, I don't think about it, I don't think about it...

An Xin was still busy blaming herself and mourning for not wearing her senior's clothes, she didn't notice that Liu Jibai's hand changed from holding his wrist to holding his hand, and she didn't notice Liu Jibai's self-struggle Looking over with probing eyes.

After leaving the corridor, although Liu Jibai was a little bit reluctant, he still let go of Anxin. After all, it was daytime and people came and went.An Xin thought it was normal to do this, but after standing for a while, he saw that Liu Jibai had already walked out a few steps and turned back to wait for him, so he quickly followed and started talking about the place he found yesterday.

In order not to let An Xin's search yesterday go to waste, the two of them went to the closest one of the few stores An Xin was optimistic about.But because they went too late, only the innermost table was left. The location of that table is not very good. If two people sit face to face, one of them will be very crowded, and they can only sit in a row or at a right angle. Dislike left.

An Xin originally thought that he was thinner, so it was okay to squeeze in a little bit, but Liu Jibai forced him to sit on the looser side, while he himself sat on the side facing the aisle.Although the table looks small, it actually feels just right when you sit down. An Xin is quite happy, sitting so close to the seniors~

When ordering, An Xin thought that everyone loves meat, so she spent a lot of money and ordered all meat dishes. Luckily, Liu Jibai also ordered two vegetarian dishes without meat, otherwise the whole table of meat would be greasy.

Liu Jibai doesn't like to talk, so An Xin has been talking. In fact, An Xin himself finds it strange. Usually he is not a particularly talkative person, but every time he is with Liu Jibai, he can't help but keep talking. .My own affairs, the affairs of the people around me, the things I read on the Internet, the past and the present, regardless of meat and vegetables, I can always talk endlessly anyway.

Liu Jibai didn't talk much, but he always listened carefully to what An Xin had to say.In the past, it was basically only on the "um" level, and gradually there were more words, but now, occasionally Liu Jibai would express his own opinions.This greatly encouraged An Xin, and An Xin became more and more able to speak, looking forward to more responses from Liu Jibai.

Maybe this is the so-called "behind every chatterbox is a taciturn facial paralysis king"?

But for Mr. Facial Paralyzed, it was the chopsticks that made him quite concerned about this meal.

When An Xin was able to talk vigorously, Liu Jibai picked up food for him calmly, and when An Xin ate one piece, he added two pieces, so although An Xin was eating all the time, the food in the bowl was still in his hands. Unknowingly, there are more and more.

An Xin was talking about the anecdote about someone falling asleep and rolling under the bed during his freshman military training, and when Liu Jibai picked up vegetables for him, he found that his bowl could no longer fit, so he used a pot to burn the meat The chopsticks waved in front of An Xin's face, motioning him to pick them up.I didn't expect An Xin to forget her feelings, but when she saw the meat, she wanted to eat it again, so...

Aww... (#^)o^)

All the living cells in An Xin's mind were busy recalling the events during the military training, without thinking about it, she just ate Liu Jibai's chopsticks into her mouth in one bite.Then there is a satisfied face chewing on the meat.

This time Liu Jibai was stunned, while An Xin was still munching and talking.Liu Ji withdrew his hand bluntly, calmly and casually picked up a dry peanut, and put it into his mouth, his heart beating a little faster.While comforting myself, I just took a bite, nothing, nothing.Look at that man over there, he feeds that woman with a spoon, and after stirring it around, he can scoop out a spoonful of saliva, that's an indirect kiss!They simply touched the chopsticks!it's not a big deal.

But the way An Xin ate just now was very cute, Liu Jibai didn't go through too many ideological struggles, and soon after he rested, he deliberately put the food in An Xin's mouth, and sure enough, An Xin ate it again with a big mouthful.An Xin pouted, chewed hard, then swallowed, and then continued to talk.It looks so cute... Now Liu Jibai has found something interesting.

Liu Jibai stopped adding food to An Xin's bowl, encouraged An Xin to continue talking, and kept feeding him while he was not paying attention, so much fun that he didn't bother to eat a few mouthfuls, he was full after watching up.

By the time An Xin realized that her belly was about to burst, more than half of the dishes on the table had been wiped out.Liu Jibai took another piece of boneless chicken and brought it to his mouth. Anxin habitually stretched her head over and opened her mouth, then her eyebrows twitched, she suddenly realized what she was doing, and her face turned red He quickly shut his mouth and retracted his head, without even daring to look at Liu Jibai: "Student, senior, eat more, no, no, don't worry about me, I, I will pinch myself."

Liu Jibai found that An Xin had recovered, and shook his chopsticks again, but he didn't see him coming to eat, so he put the meat into An Xin's bowl in disappointment.

An Xin suddenly ate that piece of chicken quietly and gracefully like a little daughter-in-law, holding her own bowl. The food piled up to the throat; the second is that when he recalled, it seemed that the senior just stretched out his chopsticks and he would stretch his head to eat... 囧RZ, fortunately the senior didn’t seem to dislike him; the third is that he was a little worried that the senior felt that he was talking too much nonsense. That's why he keeps gagging him with vegetables, but he doesn't know it yet.So it's better to be quiet now...

There was nothing to play, so Liu Jibai could only eat his own food, actively looking for something to talk about, hoping that An Xin would continue to be the same as before, but unfortunately Liu Jibai has not been able to fulfill his wish, probably An Xin is already full, so Liu Jibai also No more pressing.

Although the purchase of flower pots was only planned for one morning, Liu Jibai still directly took a day off.It also caused Sun Jinyu to sigh beside him, saying that his workaholic had turned sexual, and he suspected that he was in a relationship.At that time Liu Jibai just glanced at him expressionlessly, not paying attention at all.But now when he was walking nearby with An Xin who was overfed, Liu Jibai suddenly realized, it's over!He himself seemed to have something of that in mind.

But An Xin just broke up with his girlfriend, so it's straight! ... Shit, if he really bends, isn't he doomed to be a tragedy? !

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