Tofu Dongshi

Early the next morning, Dou Jiafu woke up at a fixed time, got out of bed in a daze, put on his shoes and went out, and was shocked by the cold rain like a whip.It was pitch black outside, and it was raining heavily. It was impossible to go to the city to do business like this. Dou Jiafu sighed, yawned, closed the door and went back to the room, lay down on the bed, and continued to sleep.

When he was lying down, his elbow hit an object, occupying most of the bed, and Dou Jiafu was a little too late to remember what was going on.Immediately feeling uncomfortable again, he turned his back and pushed the man in with his butt a few inches, and then rolled the quilt around his body tightly to cover it tightly.

This sleep lasted until noon, and the rain had not stopped. The Dou family got up and warmed up the leftovers from the previous day to fill their stomachs casually.

When I entered the room, I saw the man lying on the bed motionless with his eyes closed, lifeless, but his breathing seemed to be a little more stable than last night.Dou Jiafu hesitated for a moment, but went to the kitchen to heat up a small pot of soy milk and brought it back to his room.The man didn't wake up and couldn't eat by himself, so Dou Jiafu squeezed his chin, opened his mouth, and poured soy milk down.

At night, the man still didn't wake up, and Dou Jiafu couldn't sit still. Although no vicious people came to trouble him this day, it's not a solution if he doesn't wake up, what if he dies in his bed?Not to mention bad luck, even if someone finds out that he has a mouth, he can't tell.

Why don't we wait until it gets dark, or drag him to the place yesterday, and let him fend for himself?

Dou Jiafu was sitting on the bedside thinking, when he suddenly heard a gloomy and hoarse voice in his ears, "It's really vicious, so you want to save yourself more than you die?"

He was so startled that he sat down on the ground, and when he looked back, he saw the man on the bed propping his upper body with his left hand, his hair disheveled, his face pale, staring at him with straight eyebrows, the cold light in his eyes swishing like a knife, a ghost Same.

Dou Jiafu was dumbfounded, didn't he? Could it be that he didn't think that sentence in his heart, but said it unconsciously?When did this person wake up, without saying hello, he just opened his mouth and spoke in such a gloomy tone, which almost scared him to death...

Seeing the dry, skinny and unremarkable young man sitting on the ground staring blankly at himself, with his mouth open and his eyes staring, how stupid he looked, Zhen Zhigong felt a headache and annoyance, he gritted his teeth and said slowly : "Boy, what about you, are you deaf or stupid? I have never seen such a stupid person."

Although he was handsome, handsome, and suave, Young Master Zhen, everyone loves flowers, but he doesn't want to be stared at by such a stupid and stupid country boy for so long.

After being scolded by Zhen Zhigong, Dou Jiafu finally came to his senses, what kind of person is this, he is a wolf-hearted dog, he was really a ghost last night to save him!

He, Dou Jiafu, also has a temper. Although he didn't expect Zhen Zhigong to be grateful to him as a lifesaver as soon as he woke up, he didn't want to be scolded in vain for no reason. The next moment he jumped up from the ground, pointed at the man's nose and scolded back unwillingly. : "Look clearly, the one who can't get up like a dead dog is you. No matter how deaf, stupid or stupid I am, I'm not as deaf or stupid as you are! So what if I want you to die? Throw you into the mountains to feed the wild dogs!"

Zhen Zhigong thinks very highly of himself, and he was raised by many stars since he was a child. How often has he been insulted like this, not to mention that the other party is a vulgar country boy. He was so angry that he turned over and wanted to get out of bed and have a good time. Teach him a lesson.

It's a pity that he was so angry that he forgot his current physical condition. This time he exerted too much force, not only failed to stand up, but fell firmly to the ground with a "bang", face down.

The fall was hard, his nose was almost flattened, Zhen Zhigong's facial features were dislocated in pain, and he couldn't scream.Because the right arm and right leg were tied with wooden boards, the left half of the body could not use any strength, so he couldn't even turn over, so he had to lie flat on the ground to support the corpse.

Dou Jiafu saw that the man hadn't moved for a while, so he couldn't help but feel uneasy, and he didn't dare to go up to check the situation, so he only asked tentatively, "Hey, are you alive?"

Of course Zhen Zhigong didn't die, but he was almost vomited to death by the dead fish that he couldn't turn over.He gritted his teeth and endured the pain for a while, then turned his head with all his might, and said angrily, "You're just dead... I'm a young master, a dragon, a tiger, and a lot of blessings, I don't know how good it is to live , even King Yan had to take a detour when he saw him..."

Hearing that he was taking advantage of him, Dou Jiafu was so angry that he wanted to scold him back again, but when he saw that he was in a mess, and he was still trying to be stubborn, he thought it was a little funny, so he slowed down his tone and complimented him solemnly: "Okay, okay, you old man!" It's not an ordinary person, and it will definitely live a hundred years, longer than the bastard."

The corners of Zhen Zhigong's eyes twitched when he heard this, his blood surged up, and he almost passed out again.Huluo Pingyang was bullied by dogs, this wild boy has a bad mouth, he really needs to be dealt with!

He didn't have the energy to scold anymore, he could only swallow a mouthful of blood while panting heavily.

Dou Jiafu was in a good mood to win the round, and he no longer cared about Zhen Zhigong's attitude, so he reluctantly stepped forward to help him, "If you roll your eyes too much, you will get cramps, you should calm down and save some energy."

When he thought Zhen Zhigong couldn't be saved before, he did intend to pull him out, but now that he is awake, it's hard to do it again.Although this man had a vicious face and a bad temper, Dou Jiafu couldn't explain why, he just felt that he was not a big treacherous person.Mother said before that if you do more good deeds, you will live another day. He should only accumulate blessings for himself.

Zhen Zhigong really wanted to put on airs and make a high profile, but the situation was stronger than others, if he really annoyed this kid and threw him out, then he would definitely die, and he really was going to see the King of Hades.After weighing the pros and cons, he didn't say a word, and let Dou Jiafu help him up, and then put him back on the bed to lie down.After all, he was still weak and weak, and fell into a drowsy sleep after a while.

Dou Jiafu had nothing to do, so he went to the kitchen to wash up casually, then went to bed and slept next to the man.

The next day, at dusk, Zhen Zhigong woke up, starved, with his chest stuck to his back. He had lived for 20 years and had never suffered such a crime.

Just as he was about to pat the bed and scream, Dou Jiafu happened to walk in from the door. Seeing the man half leaning on the bed, his small eyes lit up, "Are you awake?"

nonsense.Zhen Zhigong was too lazy to respond.

Dou Jiafu asked casually, "Where are you from? Yongping County? How could you be so seriously injured?"

Zhen Zhigong's thoughts moved slightly, and he said slowly, half-truthfully and half-falsely: "My young master's name is Jia Ming, the Jia of Xibei, the Ming of the golden name, from Ningcheng, not from Yongping. While visiting Yubi Peak, I met a group of bandits who blocked the road and robbed me. I was outnumbered by the young and the small, and was accidentally knocked off the cliff by them."

Dou Jiafu didn't quite understand what "the Jia of Xibei, the inscription of the golden name", just habitually widened his eyes, and said with surprise: "Ningcheng? It seems to be far away from Yongping County. I haven't gone there yet. What’s so good about this bad brush mountain, isn’t it the same as other places. Also, are there any thieves in this mountain, why have I never met them before?”

Even so, Dou Jiafu couldn't help feeling relieved when he heard that the man was not injured because of a vendetta.

Zhen Zhigong snorted, as poor as you are, even if you meet bandits, no one will rob you!

Suddenly, a series of "gurgling" sounds sounded, which sounded particularly abrupt when no one was speaking.

Dou Jiafu couldn't help but let out a sneer, "It's so loud, it's like a toad."

Zhen Zhigong was thick-skinned enough, and now he couldn't stand it anymore, so he lowered his face and reprimanded: "What is a toad, if you can't speak, don't say it. I told you, this is called belly like thunder, understand?"

It’s okay not to mention it, but Dou Jiafu laughed even harder, opening his mouth and leaning back and forth, stomping his feet and clapping his hands, laughing and saying: "The belly is like thunder? Hahaha, do you mean like thunder? Hahaha! My head I heard back that Dalei turned out to be the same as the sound of stomach growling, hahahaha..."

Is it so ridiculous?It's really rude and ignorant.Zhen Zhigong was so angry, his eyes were full of stars, he wished he could reach out his hand and strangle this flailing and hideous wild boy to see how he could still laugh.It's a pity that he can't even lift his little finger now, so how can he pinch someone.

Laugh, laugh enough, I can't strangle you to death, I can kill you by laughing too!Zhen Zhigong's face was sullen, with hatred in his heart.