Tofu Dongshi

"Hey, I'm at home!" Dou Jiafu in the kitchen responded loudly, and then hurried out to greet him, "It's Brother Big Zhuang, what's the matter?"

Zhang Dazhuang said: "My mother said she wanted to eat tofu at noon, do you have any leftovers?"

Dou Jiafu nodded again and again, "Yes, yes, Brother Da Zhuang, wait a moment." After saying that, he turned and went into the kitchen, and after a while, he came out with two pieces of tofu in a large bowl and served it to Zhang Dazhuang.

"Is it two pennies?" Zhang Dazhuang took the bowl and took it out of his pocket with the other hand.

Dou Jiafu hurriedly waved his hand, "No need, it's all leftovers from sale, and it's a waste if you can't finish it. Don't be too polite, Big Brother."

Zhang Dazhuang took out two pennies and insisted on stuffing them into his hands, and said in a rough voice: "It's not easy for you to do this small business, how can I eat you for nothing."

Dou Jiafu refused to accept it, and said shyly and seriously: "Brother Zhuang, thanks to your guidance, I found a house in this village and settled down. I never had the chance to thank you, and I feel very sorry. These are just two pieces of tofu, I can't even get them out, so how can I collect your money."

Hearing what he said, Zhang Dazhuang didn't insist anymore, he grinned and said: "That's fine, I won't be polite to you. Your house was dilapidated and no one wanted it. You can clean it up and live in it." It is your own ability to come down, so I just said a word, there is nothing to thank, you just live here Ansheng."

Dou Jiafu also smiled, "Yes. From now on, Brother Da Zhuang and his family want to eat tofu or bean curd, just let me know, and I will send you fresh ones."

Zhang Dazhuang responded straightforwardly: "Okay, I'll take this bowl back first, and I'll bring it back to you tomorrow." After saying that, he left happily.

Dou Jiafu went back to the kitchen and continued cooking.

"Little tofu."

Dou Jiafu was adding firewood to the stove, when he heard the call, he subconsciously responded, and when he turned around, he saw Zhen Zhigong leaning lazily against the kitchen door, looking at him with a half-smile.

Zhang Dazhuang didn't think there was anything wrong with calling him Little Tofu, but it tasted a bit awkward when it came out of this guy's mouth. It was weird, as if he was called Tofu Dongshi, and Dou Jiafu ignored him and continued. busy.

Being left out in the cold, Zhen Zhigong felt strange, and his words were a little sour, "You can't make much money a day, if you eat for free like that big black guy, I think you'll drink instead." Forget the northwest wind."

Dou Jiafu looked up at him, "Brother Big Zhuang helped me, what if I gave him two pieces of tofu. If I drink Northwest Wind, what about you, Northeast Wind?"

Zhen Zhigong choked for a moment, and said resentfully: "My young master is teaching you that this is not how business is done, so don't be ignorant of good and evil."

Dou Jiafu raised his eyebrows, "Oh? What if I don't do this?"

Zhen Zhigong folded his arms and calmly said: "Business is business, favor is favor, the two cannot be confused, and you can't always be a good person. At the beginning, the big black man only had a few words for you. If you have the heart Someday you just help him with anything, or take care of him someday when you get rich-but I don’t think you have this chance in your life. Today you just give away two pieces of tofu for nothing, and someday black The big guy is going to get greedy and wants you to give him these two houses, what will you do then?"

Dou Jiafu curled his lips disapprovingly, "Tch, do you think everyone is as greedy as you? Brother Da Zhuang is a very nice person, that's why he wouldn't be like this."

Besides, if he hadn't been a good person back then, would this young master still be alive?Really, I can only talk about others, but I don’t reflect on myself.

Zhen Zhigong's nose twisted with anger, "You say I'm greedy?"

Dou Jiafu felt that his words were a bit harsh, but he couldn't agree with Zhen Zhigong's slander of Zhang Dazhuang, so he said vaguely: "No, I'll just make an analogy. Hey, help me take the bowls and chopsticks to the house. Come on in, the meal will be ready in no time."

Zhen Zhigong took the bowls and chopsticks, and entered the room angrily.

……

"Little Tofu, I'm thirsty, pour me a glass of water."

When Zhen Zhigong called "Little Tofu" for the seventh time with a long tail, Dou Jiafu finally couldn't help protesting, "Don't call me Little Tofu! Also, if you have to drink water, pour it yourself, it's not that you don't grow up. Hands and feet!"

Zhen Zhigong was displeased when he heard the words, "The big black man can call, why can't I be young? My young man is sick and it's inconvenient to pour water by himself. You can't abuse patients."

Dou Jiafu was blocked for a moment and couldn't speak for a while, then suddenly squinted his eyes and smiled and said: "Okay, big guy, you wait." After saying that, he went to the table to pour water.

big guy...

Zhen Zhigong gritted his teeth, this little bastard is too hateful, he really wants to... rub it hard, rub it hard, turn him into a plate of tofu!

……

In the evening of the next day, Dou Jiafu was still cooking in the kitchen, when he heard a loud "Little Tofu" coming from outside the courtyard, Zhen Zhigong walked out of the house with a wooden stick, trying to walk gracefully and steadily.

For the sake of safety, he tried not to show his face in front of outsiders as much as possible, but firstly, he has been here for so long without incident, and secondly, he really couldn't see that stupid, thick and black man, so when he saw someone coming again, he endured it. Don't stop showing up for a while, lest the man think that there is no one in the Dou family and continue to take advantage of the rich Dou family.

——He's not complaining about that stupid little tofu, it's just that he lives in Dou's house now, eats other people's food and drinks other people's food, so he has to cover the territory no matter what.If Dou Jiafu was bullied, wouldn't it appear that Young Master Zhen was incompetent?That is absolutely not allowed.

Seeing Zhen Zhigong coming out, Zhang Dazhuang was taken aback, "Who are you?"

Dou Jiafu also came out of the kitchen, and was also surprised to see this.

Before he could speak, Zhen Zhigong answered first: "My name is Jia Ming, and I'm Xiaodoufu's distant cousin. I came here from other places to see him two days ago."

While talking, he gave Dou Jiafu a wink.

cousin……

Dou Jiafu curled his lips. Didn't this incomparable stinking young master always mock him as a poor country boy who has never seen the world's shallow and ignorant, and now he actually came to make friends with him?

But after thinking about it, he understood that the big man must have said this to deceive others, and he didn't want to reveal his true identity to the outside world.It seems that he guessed right, this guy was thrown off the cliff probably because he owed someone money, and now he is hiding in his house to hide his debts.

It's really unlucky, how could it be so simple for him to save someone, he obviously invited a plague god for himself.

Although he was cursing in his heart, Dou Jiafu didn't puncture his "cousin", but nodded in agreement with Zhang Dazhuang, "Yes, yes."

Zhen Zhigong curled his lips into a smile, stretched out his long arms, pulled Dou Jiafu in front of him, patted him on the shoulder very affectionately, and expressed his appreciation for his obedient cooperation.

Dou Jiafu froze for a moment, feeling a little awkward, but he didn't move away.

Zhang Dazhuang felt that the harmonious picture of "Brothers, Friends and Brothers" in front of him was a bit weird, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.

He secretly looked Zhen Zhigong up and down, this person was dressed very ordinary, and the clothes didn't fit well (Because Young Master Zhen's own tattered and blood-stained clothes were dug up and buried by Dou Jiafu, and now he was wearing his father's leftover clothes old clothes), not much better than him, and the walking is a bit bumpy, as if there is something wrong with his legs and feet, but he is tall, handsome and dignified, and his words are elegant, standing there, no matter how you look at it The arrogance of superiority.

Zhang Dazhuang didn't dare to underestimate him right now, he bowed his hands respectfully to Zhen Zhi, "So it's Brother Jia, a rare visitor."

Zhen Zhigong responded indifferently: "It's easy to talk about."

The corner of Dou Jiafu's mouth twitched when he heard that, this guy can really fool people.

Zhang Dazhuang said again: "Hey, it's getting dark, I have to go, let's chat some other day when I'm free." He turned and wanted to leave.

Zhen Zhigong suddenly said casually: "Little Tofu, is there a bowl missing at home? I checked just now and it seems that the number is wrong."

"Is there?" Dou Jiafu was taken aback when he heard that, this guy only cares about eating and drinking, he neither cooks nor washes dishes, how does he know if there are too many dishes?

Zhang Dazhuang was a little embarrassed, and slapped his thigh suddenly, "Look at my bad memory! Little Tofu, didn't you bring me two pieces of tofu in a bowl yesterday, I forgot just now, you are right Can't live."

It turned out to be this.Dou Jiafu didn't take it seriously and said: "It's okay, my family doesn't lack this bowl... Ouch!"

As he was talking, Lengmai was pinched on the back of his waist, and immediately felt numb and painful, and couldn't help crying out.

Zhen Zhigong said with a half-smile: "Although there is no shortage, that bowl is my favorite one. I'm used to it. Please trouble Brother Zhuang."

Zhang Dazhuang's thick and dark skin showed a suspicious redness, and he said awkwardly: "Don't bother, don't bother, I will definitely bring it tomorrow..." After saying that, he hurried away.

When there were only two "cousins" left, Dou Jiafu said dissatisfiedly: "Why did you talk like that just now? Isn't it just a bowl? It's not always the same. Brother Da Zhuang must think I'm stingy now."

Zhen Zhigong flicked his finger on his forehead, "Idiot, it's better to make people think you are stingy than to think you are stupid and easy to bully. Besides, what I said is true, that bowl is the only one in your house that doesn't I am really used to bowls with chipped edges, if he doesn’t come back, let my cousin tell me what to eat?”

Dou Jiafu rubbed his forehead and stared at the sky speechlessly. This person is really addicted to acting. He is obviously forceful, but he still speaks with a strong sense of reason. I have seen rascals, but I have never seen such rascals!

A bowl with a missing mouth can't be used?Then you just don’t eat it, it’s best to starve to death, so as not to waste food!

Even so, the bowl was returned the next afternoon, as "cousin Jia" meant.