General, get your license

With the advent of the post-zombie era, newborn babies are springing up in every corner of the world.The survivors of the catastrophe can't wait to make up for the billions lost.The policy of family planning has long been thrown to Java.The current policy is: more births are good, more births are wonderful, and more births are croaking.

Those who are able to give birth are desperate to give birth. Every married husband is proud of the number of times he accompanied his wife to the hospital to give birth.

Those who are unable to give birth must be artificially inseminated. For a while, surrogacy and sperm donation have become hot and profitable professions.

The so-called, suddenly like a spring breeze overnight, thousands of families have babies...

Meng Huai felt a lot of pressure. In the tide of the times, his parents obviously did not want to be left behind.

However, it is very difficult for someone to handle the imperial decree of the Supreme Emperor and Lafayette.

The little general is still very traditional in his bones. He thinks it is... unseemly for a strange woman to be a surrogate. In his heart, a woman's pregnancy symbolizes the certainty of the family relationship.Whether you love her or not, if you let a woman conceive a child, you have to be responsible to the end. Even if it is not her egg, what can be used is her stomach, and the baby is carried out from between her legs.She actually wants to split off the relationship after ten months of pregnancy, and settle the bloody relationship with money...

The little general couldn't accept it anyway.He said to Meng Huai: "How should I tell my child in the future? You were born in a woman's womb, but she is not your real mother. You don't have a real mother, but only two real fathers... How can a child bear it?"

Meng Huai spread his hands: "Children are easy to accept."

The little general sighed unceasingly, and said firmly: "This matter... can't be done."

Meng Huai's one head became two big, and feudal concepts killed people.

There is no need to be instilled by others. The concept of being unfilial and having no descendants has been deeply rooted in the hearts of Chinese people. Parents just expressly hinted: They don't mind bringing Meng Huai up hard, they don't mind Meng Huai being with men, and they don't mind Meng Huai. Don't live with them - but, they want grandchildren.

Meng Huai looked up to the sky and sighed.

He didn't tell his parents about Yue Yun's refusal, he only said that he didn't want to be irresponsible to the surrogate girl.He also didn't tell Yue Yun about his parents' three orders and five orders, he didn't want to make things difficult for Yue Yun.While carrying forward the spirit of the Virgin Mary, Meng Huai felt really in a dilemma.

Test-tube babies can't be placed in the culture medium all the time, they have to find the mother's body, and if they can't find a woman, can they find an animal?What was born into?

(My mother floats up to me: Meng Xiaohuai, just sacrifice your luster and try to be a boy. Anyway, this is a danmei novel, so you won't have any sequelae.

Meng Huai said: As a fledgling danmei actor, when he signed the contract, he didn't say that he would act in this one. He has no experience ==

Mother: Pretending to be a pregnant woman requires amazing experience, just act according to the script.

Meng Huai: Please, let me find a baby head office.I was caught in a dilemma between the parents and the little general in the play, and I was forced by the author outside the play. This kind of life is really impossible == By the way, why don't you let Ying Xiang die?He doesn't agree to use a woman's belly, so let him use his own.

The mother's dog-legged and flattering smile: Oh, I really am soft-hearted, and I still can't do anything to my son, so you can solve it according to your own ideas.Oh, hehehe, the little general didn't hear anything... (fleeing away in sweat))

Yangguan Road is impassable, and there is a single-plank bridge.Meng Huai asked everywhere, where there was a baby to be adopted, and where there was a baby who was abandoned, it would be no problem to pick one up.

Complete the information at the fertility center.The staff smiled and congratulated: "Welcome to be the 130th family waiting for adoption. There are 120 families waiting to adopt children ahead of you. We will notify you as soon as possible when it is your turn."

Meng Huai wanted to cry, but turned a corner and threw the certificate into the trash can.

These days, abandoned babies are more precious than gold. More than 2, it is estimated that when his hair is as white as Yue Yun, he may not be able to wait.Even the children he rescued back then are all held in the palms of their adoptive parents' hands like flowers and butterflies.

Mistake ah misstep.Meng Huai and Yue Yun repeatedly mentioned this matter.Yue Yun comforted him, but he was unwilling to give up his bottom line no matter what.Yue Yun is such a person, it is better to let the crocodile bend over than to ask him to compromise.

Meng Huai stuffed the minced meat into the half-pack of bitter gourd shells, imagining that the bitter gourd was a uterus, and when it was steamed, small meaty dumplings would come out...

At that time, the Internet had just been restored, and Meng Huai changed the signatures of all social tools on the Internet to: Raise human beings aged 0 to 15 as their own children.

Fortunately, neither his parents nor Yue Yun used a computer.won't find out his little tricks ==

After struggling for several months, Meng Huai was called by his friends to play cards one day. As usual, he asked his old friends if they could help him solve the problem.

A few old friends patted Meng Huai on the shoulder: "We understand you, but there is no way to force this kind of thing, it depends on fate."

Meng Huai was depressed: "You guys understand, you all have beautiful wives. I'm gay."

He Ming quietly asked: If it's not human, what about you?

Meng Huai was angry: "What should I do if I am not a human being? Have you stewed it?"

He Ming quickly explained: "But...it's more like a human, oh no, it's no different from a human."

Meng Huai narrowed his eyes: "What's going on?"

He Ming explained the ins and outs in a slow manner, and he has a lot of connections with Meng Huai.It turned out to be a little monkey synthesized by humans using genetically modified technology at that time.Back then, it was instigated by zombies and committed crimes on the ship, and was locked into a safe by researchers.Until the final destruction of the zombies, the little thing still hated humans very much.Five years later, the little monkey with fur at the beginning has grown into a chubby toddler, no different from humans except for those blue amber eyes.Intellectually, it is also equivalent to a four or five-year-old child, but it is still very disgusting to humans.Due to being unaccompanied for a long time, he has a very eccentric temper. In a small separate room, he does not eat well every day, cries and makes noises, and does everything against the researchers.

After the transformation, the toddler now has no zombie virus in his body, but his habit of biting people has not changed for a long time. He would kick and beat the researcher who brought him meals every day.Leave researchers helpless.In fact, he is no different from an ordinary toddler now, but the researchers dare not put him in any toddler base, or entrust him to anyone, because they are afraid that the little monkey will have a bad temper and will be disgusted and abused by others.

Meng Huai thumped in his heart, thinking that when he was bitten by a monkey on the boat, and then besieged by zombies, he made such a miserable appearance.And since it was born, the monkey has been afraid of the antibodies on its own body. Isn't this a mortal thing?

And judging from He Ming's description, this monkey is 100% a problem child, and it is a zombie child who has been bewitched by the values ​​of zombies. In political terms, he has turned his mind to the side of the class enemy.No wonder father doesn't love mother or mother.

Meng Huai told He Ming at the time: He was worried that his enemies would be extremely jealous when they met.Under one roof or forget it.

Meng Huai went back and told Yue Yun about this while sleeping at night. Yue Yun pondered for a long time under the lamp.Said: "It turns out that little thing is not dead. Should we go and see? After all, we hatched it at the beginning. And it was bewitched by the zombies to deal with you at the beginning. It may be harmful to you. Misunderstand."

Meng Huai said he didn't mind, but he was happy to watch the monkey grow up and become a fat child.The two set a time for tomorrow afternoon.

Yue Yun turned off the desk lamp, turned over and pressed Meng Huai down, clamped his hand, and kissed him deeply.

Meng Huai was out of breath: "You can't have it every day, you will lose your kidneys!"

Yue Yun blocked his mouth with actions, groped to take off his pants, and turned around in the familiar warm depression.

"As far as you are concerned, if you can hurt me, then my decades of internal strength training will be in vain."

Meng Huai wanted to cry but had no tears: it's amazing to have kung fu!Young master, I am a dignified modern educated youth who actually...

That impact made Meng Huai's chest stand up, his whole body tensed up, his eyes lost focus, and he uttered nonsense.

"I%&￥&￥...Yue Yingxiang, you are ruthless...you..."

The little general held Meng Huai's waist, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, as if he was charging into battle.

"I can be more ruthless."

After finishing speaking, he supported his hands, pressed down vigorously, and sealed Meng Huai's crazy and collapsing cries with a kiss.

Meng Huai woke up the next day rubbing his sore waist, oh no, rubbing his waist was just a symbolic gesture, and every time the little general infused him with real energy to speed up his recovery from fatigue, Meng Huai wouldn't really feel the pain.

But this feeling of being brought back to life after being made to die every day is really not good. Even if it is not the first time for him to come back from the dead, it is not a good thing to get used to this kind of thing.

And his counterattack plan... nowhere in sight!

In the afternoon, Meng Huai and Yue Yun went through the formalities and came outside the guard of the research institute.

The staff at the entrance stuffed each of them with a helmet and asked them friendly if they needed electric batons for self-defense.

Meng Huai's face was full of black lines, and he asked the staff: "Could it be that when that little monkey is disobedient, you are all beaten with electric batons?"

The staff member shook his head quickly, but the random glances in his eyes revealed his lie.

Yue Yun and Meng Huai were very speechless. They understood that the so-called difficult discipline was actually responsible for both parties, and they didn't like this group of researchers very much.They just walked in.

The doors of the rooms in the corridor are all closed, all the way to the innermost room, and the frosted glass on the door cannot reveal the situation inside.Meng Huai unlocked the lock with the key and pushed the door open.

Inside the house is a hotel-like room.The beige curtains were drawn tightly, and a small figure was curled up in the corner of the room.Hearing the sound of the door, he looked up from his arms.

A pale child looked over eeriely, showing two rows of teeth.It makes people feel cold for no reason.

Broken toys piled in the corner, and bits of what appeared to be stuffed creatures littered the floor.Meals brought in earlier were eaten clean.

Seeing this, Meng Huai silently put the cloth bag full of plush toys behind him.Cough a few times.The child's gloomy eyes turned between the two of them for a while, and he grabbed the plate in his hand and threw it at Meng Huai in disgust, which was quite accurate.Meng Huai frantically dodged away, the child refused to let go, and threw everything within reach at Meng Huai.He also cursed: "Bad guy, bad guy!"

Yue Yun protected Meng Huai, walked over with a livid face, clamped the child's hands, and picked him up.The child kicked and beat, but couldn't get out of Yue Yun's hands.

Strangely, the child stopped crying suddenly and stared fixedly at Yue Yun,

His eyes were red and swollen, and he called out very faintly, but clearly:

"dad."

The little general froze in vain, and suddenly felt that his hands were getting stronger.

Meng Huai was stunned to the side, what kind of magical development is this?

However, the child threw himself into Yue Yun's arms recklessly, hugged his neck and began to cry, crying, "Daddy, save me."

Yue Yun was suddenly wrapped around his body by a ball of steamed stuffed buns, and a son appeared for no reason. He had plenty of experience in other fields, and he didn't know how to coax a child.While turning his head to communicate with Meng Huai with his eyes.

Meng Huai was about to take a closer look, but when the child saw Meng Huai, he shouted in horror like a curse: "Bad guy! Go away!" Huddling into a ball in Yue Yun's arms, he shivered, "Daddy, save me! Don't let the bad guy go away!" Hit me."

A black line appeared on Meng Huai's forehead, please, don't bite back so fast, can you?Who played tricks and bit Meng Huai into a zombie?Did he turn out to be a bad guy?

Yue Yun was also very helpless.I can't let go of watching my little shou being bullied by a child.He loosened his hands immediately.

"Swollen." The child fell to the ground and burst into tears.

Meng Huai: Little general, you are ruthless.

Yue Yun clapped his hands and retreated: "It's not for you, my wife."

Meng Huai's face was covered with black lines again: Don't call me that.

The child cried for a while, seeing that Yue Yun ignored him, he shrank back angrily to a corner, circling his fingers with an aggrieved expression on his face.

Meng Huai sighed, "Look and see, let's go."

Yue Yun turned around, and the child saw that crying was not going to work, so he crawled over and hugged Yue Yun's leg, shaking him and saying, "Dad, save me, it hurts."

Meng Huai Le: "Why does he think you are the father?"

The child didn't reject Meng Huai, and Yue Yun acted as if he was going to leave, so the child hurriedly said reluctantly, "Because the first thing I saw when I was born was my father!"

Meng Huai gulped down depressedly, he was there when the little monkey was born, okay, why did people ignore him?And so cruel to him.Meng Huai felt that his glass heart was hurt.

Yue Yun squatted down and was a head taller than the child. He stroked the child's hair and asked, "Why do you want me to save you?"

The child put his feet up and rubbed Yue Yun's palm, as if he was very attached to him: "Those people stab me with sticks, it hurts. They are all bad people. They used to stab me with needles. It's uncomfortable, and they don't play with me. "

Meng Huai was moved with compassion and felt that the child was a pity.He squatted beside Yue Yun and said to the child: "We can save you if you want, and you can be with Dad if you want. But..." Meng Huai smiled complacently: "You have to call me Dad too, and don't hate me, Love me as much as you love him."

Yue Yun signaled Meng Huai with his eyes, is this child really obedient?And adopting a hybrid between a human and a zombie, wouldn't the Supreme Emperor and Lafayette of Meng Huai's family go crazy?

Meng Huai: They can't tell if it's okay.The boy looks so handsome.Tune in well, the future is boundless.

The child seemed to be frightened, and it took a long time before he spoke with difficulty: "...Second Dad."

Meng Huai took a mouthful of blood, what is the second father, he is the only one!

Not to mention that they adopted a zombie child in such a cheating manner, the staff of the research institute were naturally overjoyed when they heard that they could get this headache child out.The child waited to see Yue Yun, and called each father sweetly, and occasionally called Meng Huai twice "second father" reluctantly.

Meng Huai was a little frustrated, he had to train this little guy and send it to the Supreme Emperor for inspection. If he still looked like this, the Supreme Emperor would not be joking.

As a modern intellectual with high IQ, Meng Huai began to think about parenting.

Children are actually the smartest. To get him close to you, you don't need you to surround him more, but to let the child's curiosity overcome his fart emotions.Have a good impression of you.

The first step is to start with food.

(Tucao starts: Ladies and gentlemen, to this day, the origin of the pile of food on the author’s copywriting must be very strange. In fact, that pile of things was prepared by Meng Huai, but because of the length and the author can’t take care of it The reason is not written. The author will not tell you this article with a weird plot and a weird idea. In fact, it was an authentic food article at the beginning. As a foodie, I gave up food and wrote about zombies. It was purely to force Lose weight by yourself [Hello ==])

Closer to home, not to mention that the three meals a day have changed and have not been repeated. Even in the hot summer, you can eat full of fluids.Meng Huai fished out several packs of unexpired... QQ sugar from the warehouse of the Ministry of Agriculture.

In the hot summer weather, Meng Huai and his family have a variety of desserts made with simple ingredients in their small refrigerator.

Mix QQ sugar and milk together to make milk jelly. After freezing in the refrigerator overnight, it becomes the favorite cool dessert for children.

The milk is heated and filtered twice, steamed with eggs and then refrigerated to make delicious double-skin milk.

There are also jelly mixed with mung beans, sugar and some dried fruits, soaked in water and frozen overnight to become ice powder.It is also a good thing to buy a child's heart.

It is true that food is the most important thing for the people. Meng Huai works so hard all day long, plus he cares about the children.Problem children's hearts are melting in sweets day by day...

Meng Huai is very happy about this, and he will be able to complete the great cause soon, so how can he not be elated.

However, he seems to be the most comfortable all day long. He has a sweet son who acts like a baby and a wife who develops gourmet food. Recently, he feels more and more bad.

It was hot in summer, Yue Yun and Meng Huai moved the bed to the floor of the living room and put a mat on it, so that it was easier to fall asleep.The child's bed is in the study, and a small bed with a mat was made for him.

Probably because Meng Huai fed the child and gained a lot of weight.Sometimes he would be woken up by the heat in the middle of the night. He was afraid of the dark and being alone. When he couldn't sleep, he would come to the living room and squeeze to sleep next to Yue Yun.

It’s okay that they were all asleep, but it would be terrible if they were not asleep at that time and were still doing some sports that were not suitable for children.

In order not to teach bad children, the little general who survived many times with a golden gun suffered internal injuries, and went back to the kind of life that watered half of the Yangtze River.

Meng Huai breathed a sigh of relief, he really couldn't take it anymore.Children are not thick shields.

Just like this once, twice, three times... Finally, the little general's lust... oh no, the anger accumulated to a critical breaking point.

In summer, the two of them were only covered with a blanket, half naked and wearing underpants, and finally waited for the movement in the study to subside.Yue Yun rolled over and rode on Meng Huai's waist, pulling down his underpants.Meng Huai's body was covered with water stains due to the heat, and his sweaty body was very attractive.Yue Yun pressed and pinched his lower abdomen all the way, rubbing his familiar body thousands of times, but still not enough.

Meng Huai was in good spirits during this period, but he had learned a lot of lessons, so he grabbed Yue Yun's hand and said, "Take it easy."

Yue Yun responded with a long and moist kiss, sucking the unique breath between his lips and tongue.

The clothes were all removed, the skin was close to each other, and a thin layer of sweat covered the body, adding to a restless mood.Yue Yun panted: "Let's take a bath together later, I can't take it anymore."

After that, he fumbled for lubricant under the pillow.

After touching it for a long time... I didn't touch it.

Yue Yun asked in surprise, "You hid it?"

Meng Huai said helplessly: "How is it possible? I guess he was walking around in the living room and was kicked to some corner."

Yue Yun's handsome eyebrows raised: "How could it be possible to walk on the bed... Forget it, I'll look for it someday."

He was on the verge of breaking out, and had no choice but to send it.But even if he endured the explosion and died, it is impossible to go in without lubrication.So Yue Yun endured all kinds of palpitations, kissed Meng Huai's chest all the way to his lower abdomen, and then stimulated Meng Huai's sensitive parts with his lips and tongue.

Yue Yun didn't do this often, but his technique was surprisingly good. Meng Huai hummed in comfort. He held Yue Yun's white hair. He had always loved this man more than he wanted, so he was willing to bear his tireless demands. Even though it made him suffer, he was still willing to sacrifice himself to make Yue Yun happy.

The climax came quickly under the wonderful stimulation, and Yue Yun lubricated Meng Huai's private parts with the white liquid flowing down to the base of his legs.Opening up a soft and warm secret cave, a place that only he can occupy.Thinking of this episode, Yue Yun's body boiled again.

Just at this time, the study door opened with a "squeak".The child rubbed his eyes, walked to the living room with his slippers on, and said softly, "Dad, I'm so hungry."

He rubbed his eyes brightly, but saw this unsuitable scene...

Yue Yun sat on Meng Huai's body, raised one leg to put it on his shoulder, and put one hand between his legs.

The child wondered: "Father, what are you and the second father doing? Fighting?"

Yue Yun and Meng Huai petrified for a few seconds, and pulled the quilt to cover them up quickly.Yue Yun blushed and said angrily, "No, go back to sleep."

The child walked to their mat and sat down, pointing at each other: "No, I'm so hungry..." He blinked his eyes salivating and said: "I want to eat Bing Bing."

Seeing Yue Yun gnashing his teeth but unable to attack, Meng Huairan smiled so hard that his intestines would break.He put on his underpants and said to the child, "Hey, go back after eating."

In fact, children shouldn't eat in the middle of the night, but in order to send people back, we had to make an exception, otherwise the little general's resentment would definitely wear the floor tonight.

Meng Huai took milk jelly from the refrigerator that was not too cold for the child to eat. The child's mouth was full of milk scum, so Meng Huai wiped it clean and carried him back to the study.The child still wanted to stay in the living room, so Yue Yun shut him into the study and locked the door.

"Hey, you can't let the child cast a shadow."

Yue Yun complained: "If you don't lock him up, he will leave a shadow, okay?"

Then he pressed Meng Huai on the mat and kissed, and was about to enter with great interest, when he suddenly found a bad problem.

The thing used to lubricate it...dried.The place was as tight as it was at first.

In an instant, Yue Yun even wanted to kill someone.

Meng Huai said desperately, "Or today...forget it."

Yue Yun was obviously not reconciled. He looked around the room and suddenly his eyes lit up.Turned over and took the bowl of milk jelly, scooped a spoonful of snow-white soft jelly.

Meng Huai's scalp was numb: "What are you going to do! This is unscientific!"

Before he finished speaking, Yue Yun had already wiped the jelly on Meng Huai's chest expressionlessly.Meng Huai gasped, his fiery body suddenly touched the cold soft body, Yue Yun smoothed the jelly with his hands, then lowered his head and licked his body carefully, the cold jelly intertwined with the hot lips and tongue Stimulating the body, Meng Huai gasped frequently, and his sensitive body went limp.The body exudes the sweet taste of milk, which makes people can't help but taste it carefully.Suddenly he screamed in surprise and tightened his bow, Yue Yun bit the jelly around his dogwood, and caressed his reddened tip vaguely between his teeth.

Meng Huai said in embarrassment: "Don't play like that... um..." Feeling that Yue Yun grabbed a handful of jelly and stuffed it into the acupuncture point on his back, using several fingers to send it in in turn.Meng Huai suddenly stretched his upper body, his eyes were slack, the feeling of ice numbness extended from the back, and the stimulated area shrank rapidly, but he couldn't resist the emptiness slowly rising from his body.

Then Yue Yun crushed the pectin and applied it on his body.Going down the lubricated tunnel, the jelly in the compact was crushed, and the cold and hot alternately covered Meng Huai's nerves, and he couldn't help panting frequently.

Yue Yun found that pumping after lubrication was easy, so he speeded up the frequency, white liquid splashed under his crotch, and he didn't know if it was jelly or honey water.Meng Huai couldn't help moaning, his whole body was hot, and big tears flowed out.That appearance really made me feel sorry for him, Yue Yun's breathing became more rapid and the frequency accelerated, and he grabbed a handful of cold jelly and pressed it on Meng Huai's fiery chest.Then, at the same time as deeply pushing the center of Yang, he lowered his head and took a hard bite on Meng Huai's nipple.

After a few sensitive and simultaneous stimulations, Meng Huai couldn't even cry out, and his vision was dark and he almost passed out.

He didn't know how long Yue Yun had been doing it, but Meng Huai vaguely remembered asking him to do it again when Yue Yun carried him to the bathroom.The sugar on his body was sticky with sweat, and it took several times to wash it off, and it should have been washed many times later. I don't know if it was stimulated by this. When Yue Yun came back to hug him to sleep, Meng Huai was in a daze. Wanted him once, or twice?Who knows, anyway, Meng Huai only has one thought in his mind——

Jelly or something, there will be psychological shadows in this life!

As for the child locked in the room, start drawing circles.Huh, he obviously lost the prop under the pillows of Dad and Second Dad, why can they still shoot fighting scenes every night?Of course the children know that they are not fighting for real, so they are filming, right? Can filming be done without props?

(I can only say, child, you are too pure.)

--Finish