[Comprehensive] One death a day

Under Sister Wan's suppression, Nintendo acted as a gatekeeper for Sister Wan peacefully. The so-called security was just staying in the palace obediently.The imperial palace is huge, and Concubine Wan Gui has nothing to do with this master who sees the dragon and sees the tail.

Joy in life is something that can’t be met, and the one Nintendo really wants to invite to eat bananas is Ma Jinliang, the head of the Xichang stall.

When we met for the first time, Nintendo put down his head and pressed his acupuncture points against the wall. He didn't eat tofu when he got close to him, but carefully observed whether his eyes were wearing the colored contact lenses that the girls in the class liked.If it weren't for the indifferent Lord Yu to grab that guy, I'm afraid that someone's fingers would be itchy and poke his fingers into the big stall's eyes to pick out 'color contact lenses' (hey).

Let’s meet for the second time. Nintendo has been researching their masks for a long time. First of all, it denies that the other party is in COS Feitan. Superman.Ma Jinliang's face mask has a personality that is unsightly. Nintendo asked a little court lady to sew a banana-patterned face mask. She smiled brighter than a chrysanthemum and put it on for Ma Jinliang, who had less than one-fifth of his force value. Smack your mouth and nod in praise. is an art.The Xichang people on the side refrained from looking at the transformational face of the big stall head, so as not to laugh on the spot, and at the moment they were holding back their laughter to the point of internal injury.

Nintendo took great pleasure in creating a friendly image for the big stalls. The people in the West Factory looked constipated every day. Nintendo suggested that they collectively take laxatives to solve their physical problems.Even Zou Ran, the unsmiling, wise and powerful Governor of the Rain, looked at Ma Jinliang's new look and silently bowed his head, put his hands on his lips and shook his shoulders.Ma Jinliang's head has been habitually "=口=" wearing all kinds of spoof masks, and those who are close to him find that the occasional crooked eyes of the overly serious head reveal that he is actually in a good mood.

"Don't you think it's scary, what do I look like?"

"Well, the girl with the gap is more cruel than you. I feel kind to you when I see you. Your eyes are very beautiful, and they are naturally free of additives. Girls who wear colored contact lenses can't afford to hurt them, haha."

"No wonder the governor is so..."

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"It's nothing."

The eunuch Zhang Min went to the West Factory if he had nothing to do. The leaders of the West Factory and even the guards at the gate all recognized him, and they called him 'Master' openly, but secretly marked him as 'The Governor's Man'.Why are you shouting so much, this is still more pictures that you can’t chew your tongue——

Picture [-]: Zhang Min is sitting on the fence of the promenade, Lord Du is holding him between his arms, face to face, I don’t know what the two are whispering, Zhang Min actually rubs against the side where the Lord is talking Face, I can't bear it.That ambiguity made the thin-skinned newcomer blush.

Picture [-]: The governor was injured and busy with official duties and has not dealt with it. Zhang Min pushed the governor to the ground in a daze, and the whole person suddenly sat on the governor's stomach like a big stone smashing a crab, and the governor's fair face suddenly turned three points paler .Bind the Lord's hands with one hand, tear off the Lord's clothes with the other hand, and smear the medicine on the Lord's body mercilessly. Those who saw the strength turned pale and turned their heads silently—not even death Let Zhang Min take the medicine!Thanks to the governor's good stamina, he didn't make any noise until the end... After being tortured by Zhang Min, the governor's injury became more and more serious =口=.The trick is that the posture of the two of them is very wrong, the attitude of the two is very natural, the governor was ridden by someone, but he didn't kill anyone, oh, it's a test of their understanding of the governor.

Picture [-]: Zhang Min, the prince who would die if he didn't eat bananas, gnawed half of the bananas that the governor ate by the governor's hand, and grinned shamelessly and asked the governor if he wanted to share half.None of the above is the point, the point is that Lord Governor raised his eyebrows and said yes, and what is even worse is that Zhang Min held the back of the Lord's head and kissed it naturally, passing the banana between the two of them, pushing and entangled , the silver line that refracts the sunlight slides down the corner of the mouth, it's really erotic.If the Governor hadn't squinted at the audience, they would have watched the whole live broadcast...

The above is enough to explain the problem - that guy Zhang Min is the governor's person.

Naturally, a nintendo guy doesn't care what other people think of him, so let's go to the West Factory and finish messing around, and occasionally educate the apprentices, guide martial arts and provide some solutions to the incident, and be a rare and competent master.

In addition to working in the Western Factory and practicing martial arts, Nintendo got acquainted with the little eunuch and maid, and knew a lot of things.Well, Sister Wan is very good to Nintendo, and it doesn’t matter if you can’t see others, haha.

People's hearts are small, and Nintendo is very defensive.

There are some things that you can’t just not participate in if you don’t want to participate.Concubine Wan Gui recruited Nintendo, saying that she hoped that Nintendo would help her deal with a child of a court lady surnamed Ji.Sister Wan's smile is so beautiful and elegant, but she lacks warmth and is cold, even though she calls Zhang Min with a soft and sweet voice.

Nintendo responded, and when they left, they met Yu Huatian who was called in front of the door, "Why didn't you refuse."

Nintendo: "Isn't it just a trivial matter, I, an idle palace man, can do it well, haha."

When Nintendo appeared, the maid surnamed Ji was very nervous, she took good care of the baby who was just born in her arms but obediently kept silent, even if it was a life-threatening moment, she didn't let the baby suffer.The maid surnamed Ji observed Nintendo for a long time, and suddenly kowtowed to Nintendo continuously, causing the ground to thump, and she said: "Please, kill me. Please let my child go, even if you throw him out of the palace, let him go." He fends for himself."

Nintendo clicked on the paranoid lady's acupoint, squatted down with a bright smile, took out a handkerchief to wipe the bleeding head of the maid, the maid looked surprised, Nintendo's eyes fell on the baby, "You are like my mother, you are a good mother. Me, I promised Elder Sister Wan to deal with this child," the palace maid became much darker, her hands holding the child tightened, "My way of handling it is - I will raise the child for safety, haha."

Although she didn't understand what was going on with this father-in-law, she thought that it would be better to give it a go if she was dead anyway, so the maid surnamed Ji made a decisive decision and handed over the child to the father-in-law, turning her head away from the eunuch who took the child away.

The imperial palace is a lonely place, there are a lot of intrigues, people at the bottom will be more or less willing to lend a helping hand, such as Nintendo's gambling friends, eunuchs and maids, a group of people are happily working as babysitters ABC with the financial support of Nintendo. Bright vitality.The premise is Xichang's connivance and cover-up.

The so-called processing is a matter of opinion, and Nintendo has completed the task perfectly.

Let's go back to Sister Wan's palace happily. Nintendo happened to see Emperor Xianzong who painted Sister Wan's eyebrows, so he didn't want to bother, so as not to be kicked by the donkey who was jealous and ruined the love.Nintendo found a place where there were many people, and stood upright at the end, thinking about the various ways to eat bananas.

"... Min, Zhang Min! What are you thinking!"

"Eat bananas in the imperial dining room at night."

In an instant, there was complete silence, the court ladies followed the rules and did not dare to say anything, Concubine Wan Gui supported her forehead, Brother Tianzi didn't know how to react to this natural act of 'taking' bananas.

Only today did I find out that Master was on duty at Concubine Wan Gui's place. The Son of Heaven pretended to be slightly angry, and said with a straight face, "As punishment, you will be on duty at the Qianqing Palace, Master."

"No." Concubine Wan Gui lost her composure slightly, then stroked her temples unnaturally, and hugged the emperor's arm, "Your Majesty, my concubine needs Zhang Min."

The maids around Nintendo lowered their heads, knowing that talking about something terrible will lead to a miserable death, and the smart ones don't know anything.

The Son of Heaven shook his head at the coquettish Concubine Wan Gui, and in front of the Master who habitually favored the Concubine, he seduced with a half-smile: "Three meals a day, you can eat any bananas."

Nintendo straightened his face: "Deal."

The corners of the mouths of the maids with low eyebrows and smooth heads were twitching, ah, please hold on when the emperor is full, the guards will not go if they are afraid that they will die if they don't eat bananas.

The emperor took the people away with satisfaction, and promised to give ten slaves to Concubine Wan Gui.Concubine Wan Gui respectfully sent them off, and when everyone left, she was so angry that she swept the things on the dressing table to the ground, and called out to Zhang Min bitterly, which frightened the ladies into silence.

After serving in the Qianqing Palace for five years, Nintendo did not blindly do business. As an eunuch, Nintendo did not interfere with the regime, and presented those things brought back from foreign countries to the emperor earlier.Carefully selected works of art, verses and articles written by talented scholars, it is not difficult to find the talents of foreigners, their criticism of God, and their emphasis on human nature.No need to say much, through these things, it can give those in power a wake-up call, or broaden their thinking, depending on whether Xianzong can accept the possible collapse of the feudal system.Only those who are not bound are the pillars of the country, and only a free country can walk ahead of the world.

It is difficult to choose between the opportunity to be famous in history and the predictability of overthrowing the centralized power of the monarchy.

Emperor Xianzong was a courageous person. After two years of consideration, he didn't say much, but his subordinates let go and no longer restricted people's speech, but let Xichang gather the people's words.The emperor even promulgated a decree to promote the development of commerce and trade against the opposition of courtiers.At this moment, the policy of emphasizing agriculture and suppressing business has withdrawn from the stage of history, and business-driven economic development is the foundation of national progress.

The development of commerce and trade has driven the deepening of foreign trade, the development of maritime navigation, and the exchange of resources has brought people into contact with foreign cultures and the latest technology...

A little eunuch like Nintendo doesn't interfere with state affairs in the court, and a little eunuch like Nintendo doesn't care about the internal affairs of the harem except for raising a little prince.Nintendo didn't work as a gatekeeper in the Qianqing Palace. The emperor arranged for him a simple job - a stylist, who was in charge of combing the emperor's hair and waiting for him to change clothes.

Son of Heaven: "Master, with you I have found my original self."

Nintendo: "Ah, Shen, are you trying to express your central idea of ​​living more and returning?"

The Son of Heaven: "..." The cheating situation where you have to do everything yourself!Expecting Zhang Min to tidy up his appearance, it is not so embarrassing for Brother Tianzi to go directly to court in his nightgown.

As the emperor's servant, Nintendo's chances of seeing Governor Yu dropped sharply. Even if they went to the West Factory to find someone, let alone Yu, the top cosplayers couldn't be seen, as if they were always busy. .Tan Luzi met him a few times, and asked him what he was busy with, and he replied that the west factory had a lot of affairs, and Lord Yu had to arrest Zhao Daxia, who KOed the boss of the east factory, and kill the fleeing maid.

Originally, student Tan Luzi was unwilling to reveal the secrets of the West Factory, but he was blinded by Nintendo's overly honest eyes, and the other party smashed a wall with a slap. is forced.Nima Zhang Min, dare you stop looking at him with the eerie and perverted eyes of "don't say this is your end"!

Over there, everyone in Xichang and Zhao Huai'an had a great time playing the chase game, and here, Nintendo took the opportunity to tell the disciple of the Son of Heaven who was starting to sigh that he had a son who was raised by the former empress.The emperor was stunned when he heard this, hugged Nintendo fiercely, and murmured "Thank you, Zhang Min. Thank you..." for a long time, before letting go, and couldn't sit still and hurriedly left the Qianqing Palace.Nintendo scratched his face, he didn't do more than Empress Wu. In recent years, all the children were brought up by rich and useless queens.

Xianzong had never seen the child when he was five years old. Thinking about the child being raised in the cold palace, he couldn't help thinking of his childhood and felt sorry for the child.Seeing his own child at this moment, he hugged the child up and circled around excitedly, the joy was self-evident.Empress Wu has contributed to raising the child, and the emperor gave her a wish. Empress Wu must have become familiar with Nintendo, and she heard a lot about the good things in the outside world, so she told the emperor that she didn't need rewards, and wanted to leave the palace wholeheartedly, and the emperor agreed.

The emperor has always been childless, and the empress dowager, who occupies the highest position in the harem, knows what's going on. She has been laissez-faire for the past few years and can't help worrying, but now it's good that there is an extra grandson, and the empress dowager still hasn't taken the child back to raise and educate her , so as not to cause any more trouble.

Waiting leisurely for Yu Huatian to get rid of Su Huirong, not wanting to hear such news, Concubine Wan Gui glared angrily, and stuck her fingers into the cat's flesh, which caused the Persian cat to leave bloodstains on her hands.Zhang Min dared to hide the emperor's child behind her back for five years, Concubine Wan Gui laughed extremely angrily, and ordered someone to capture the Persian cat to Ling Chi, leaving only dark gray in her eyes. ——If you don't get rid of Zhang Min, it's hard to vent your hatred!

Just like in history, the concubine surnamed Ji did not enjoy the treatment of a concubine, but died in the palace.Nintendo will not do anything, even if assassins siege, Nintendo with its high force value can handle it with ease.Another batch of new assassins, with a large quantity and high quality, Nintendo pulled out Ah Ruan, who cut diamonds like mud, and mercilessly chopped everyone down to the ground.If you don't want to clean up in large quantities, Nintendo can handle it easily and call Tan Luzi, who is preparing for the mission, to deal with it.

Holding hands and shaking a few sword flowers, Nintendo found that the more people killed, the more handy the trick sword manual.Nintendo finally realized: this sword manual does not rely on practice, it is the accumulation of murderous and evil spirits that can evolve.Nintendo suddenly thought of a research direction: "I chop the mosaic objects in the latrine every day. I wonder if I can super-evolve and reach the realm of the sword god? Well... a good direction."

"..." Tan Luzi didn't hear anything, shit, this guy can be even more disgusting, the slandered sword god is cursing you in circles in the corner.Pressing the huge "well" on his forehead, Tan Luzi ignored all the words of a certain guy.Staring at the piled up corpses, I don't know whether to lament Zhang Min's strength or his enemy's inevitable victory.

"Well, I don't want to go against people's wishes, Tan Lulu, you should report to your superiors and say... I was hacked to death with random knives."

"It's not Tan Lulu, it's Tan Luzi. No one here is like you."

Ah Ruan waved repeatedly, and Nintendo repaired a corpse with the same shape as him into a bloody mess, and smiled at Tan Luzi, showing his white teeth, "Haha, this is the end, Tan Lulu is shameless, you are too Stupid."

"..." Tan Luzi felt cold all over, Zhang Min in the dark night looked like a ghost—bastard, what the hell is that shameless jerk, this guy can take it for granted!

The body of 'Zhang Min' Tan Luzi wisely sent his subordinates to present it to the emperor, and all the work reported was done by the people in Xichang.

I heard that the Son of Heaven was very angry at that time, and ordered people to find out the last man behind the assassination, and punish the assassin and the officials who were found out together.Hearing that the Son of Heaven calmed down to deal with the affairs of state half a month later, his once meek and introverted way of dealing with affairs became more and more severe, properly dealing with the cancer in the court, and the courtiers who formed cliques trembled.I heard that the Son of Heaven...

Concubine Wan Gui saw that the Son of Heaven had become a stranger, so she seldom entered her palace, and only went to the Empress Dowager to see her son every day, and her jealousy and hatred were driving her crazy.After finally meeting the Emperor whom I hadn't seen for a long time in the Royal Garden, Concubine Wan Gui stopped him, with a sad expression on her face: "... Your Majesty, do you dislike me for getting old and don't love me anymore?"

"My concubine..." The emperor lowered his eyes, smiled softly, and rubbed the crystal clear glass with his fingertips, "You know that I cherish old love, you and they are very important to me, and you know, then you should know, my Where is the bottom line, right?"

Concubine Wan Gui's enchanting face turned completely white. She knew it all along, and it was because she knew that she was afraid that everything would be a mirror image.

"My dear concubine, don't worry, you are still my favorite Concubine Wan Gui, and no one can compare to you." Only Zhu Jianshen knows that the concubine Wan Gui with no background can not only balance the forces of all parties, but also make the most of the beauties in the harem to offend Concubine Wan Gui will eliminate those who disagree.

Concubine Wan Gui knelt down slumped, Xianzong had already left, leaving only an indifferent back.

No matter how deep the feelings are, they will be wiped out in tolerance again and again, not to mention using this feeling to continuously inflict additional harm.

It is true that these rumors have nothing to do with the group of Tan Luzi in the Longmen Inn, the disguised soldiers from the East Factory, the local employees of the Longmen Inn, the beautiful women outside the customs and their subordinates, dragons and snakes mixed together and gathered together.Said it was to avoid being seen as the dead father-in-law Zhang Min, Nintendo painted his face as black as Bao Qingtian, drew a banana in the middle of his eyebrows with white powder, and called himself Ren Qingtian, that miserable look, let alone those People with '=mouth=' faces, even Tan Luzi and Ji Xueyong, who were drinking water, spit out in one gulp, barely choking to death, the two looked at each other, and twitched the corners of their mouths—bless them to complete the task, Amitabha.