The Tyrant's Cannon Fodder Queen[Transmigration Book]

"It's us." Xue Yao quickly walked in front of Lu Qian, and said solemnly: "Your Highness must leave a note to make everyone feel at ease when he slips out of the palace. I can write this note for His Highness."

Lu Qian twitched the corner of his mouth, showing a predictable smile, and took out the prepared note from his sleeve pocket and handed it to his companion to read.

Xue Yao took it over and looked at it, and it said - "My son is practicing martial arts."

"Is Your Highness sure to leave only this note?" Xue Yao raised his head and told Lu Qian with a heavy expression, "If you only leave these four words, Your Highness had better never return to the palace."

Lu Qian wondered: "Why?"

"Because if you only leave these four words, the next time you go back to the palace, your Highness's ear will be ripped off by Concubine Xi." Xue Yao looked at the silly boy with pity, and said softly: "His Highness will only have one ear left in the future. It's not your handsome Highness anymore."

Lu Qian's slightly restrained smiling eyes widened in fright.

"That's right, I can't keep my ears. That's not bad, I'm afraid..." Xue Yao showed more compassion in his eyes.

"What are you afraid of?" Lu Qian frowned slightly, and he couldn't think of anything more terrifying than His Highness who was not handsome.

Xue Yao covered his mouth, choked up and said, "I'm afraid His Highness's head will be knocked off by Big Brother!"

Lu Qian took a breath, and retorted nervously: "The mother concubine and the eldest brother are both gentle."

"That's because His Highness is quite obedient!" Xue Yao's eyes froze, and he threatened with the look of "the disobedient big bad wolf will eat His Highness": "Leaving the palace and going out of Beijing on the grounds of practicing martial arts on your own will make your empress and my wife bother you." Brother is so angry!"

Lu Qian lowered his eyes, his long and dense eyelashes half covered his restless brown pupils, hesitating very much.

Xue Yao continued to threaten: "Your Highness, do you want to keep the left ear or the right ear?"

Both ears were reluctant to sacrifice, so His Highness reached an agreement with the cunning little companion.

Xue Yao personally wrote and left a sincere letter, and slipped away with the little fat boy.

To understand the heart of rebellious teenagers, we must first walk into the life of rebellious teenagers.

Xue Yao played around with the fat cub this time, just to see what the cub would do after leaving the palace.

After leaving the city, Xue Yao was taken by Lu Qian to a restaurant in the suburbs.

Lu Qian slapped a bunch of copper plates on the table and asked the proprietress for a copy of "Four Days Away".

Xue Yao was completely dazed. It was hard to imagine that there was a restaurant in the outskirts of the capital that had a dish called "Sitian Yaoyao".

Did Little Fat Cub order this dish because he loves it, or did he order this dish because he liked the name?

Xue Yao couldn't wait to see the true face of this dish.

Not long after, the proprietress brought four jugs of freshly squeezed milk to the table.

Xue Yao looked at the milk on the table: "..."

Is the dish "four days away" actually "four days' milk"?

Resisting the urge to lift the table, Xue Yao gritted his teeth and looked at the little fat boy: "The name of this dish is chosen by His Highness himself?"

The proprietress who was pouring milk into Lu Qian's bowl smiled, and turned to Xue Yao and said, "It's the first time I've seen this little brother bring friends to our shop!"

Xue Yao nodded with a smile and said, "My house is far away, and I have never been here before. May I ask why the store called these four pots of milk 'Si Tian Yao Yao'?"

The proprietress covered her mouth and laughed for a while, and explained: "When this little brother came to our store for the first time, I was filling milk for the guest officer, and she stood beside me and said, 'here It took me a while to understand that this "day away" refers to a pot of milk. Later, my brother came to the capital several times, and each time he came to our store to ask for it for a few days. "

Xue Yao was in a very complicated mood.

The proprietress asked curiously, "Are you this little brother's friend?"

I am Yaoyao, Xue Yao thought, but just nodded with a smile.

"It's true that things of a kind gather and people are divided into groups. We can't find a person as beautiful as you in this place. I saw two of you today. Young master, does this little brother live in the capital?" The proprietress saw Xue Yao He is a person who is easy to communicate with, and he was very happy immediately: "He doesn't pay attention to anyone who talks to this little brother. How many guest officials ask me about him? He came to our store once, and the business was good for two or three months. I don’t know when he will get it when he comes back.”

Xue Yao couldn't quite react to these words.

The girls asked what the little fat cub was doing?

Want to pinch Chubby's face?

Turning his head to look blankly at the handsome and impeccable Lu Qian beside him, the deep-rooted image in Xue Yao's mind finally became clearer.

Well, we must recognize the fact that this Long Aotian has successfully lost weight before reaching his first age, and he can attract the attention of little girls.

Lu Qian is very pleasing to women. In the original book, during the most desolate period of exile, he has attracted a lot of fans.

Women have a strange curiosity about this handsome and mysterious (communication barrier) aloof and naturally dumbfounded.

When I read the original book, I still thought it was unreasonable, because Lu Qian belonged to some people who couldn't take care of themselves. Xue Yao didn't understand why so many little girls rushed to take care of him selflessly. Really understand the behavior of those girls.

Xue Yao couldn't stop taking care of her!

This Long Aotian has a unique genius temperament, but he always has a little childish clumsiness and helplessness in his life. People can't help but want to fill his shortcomings and preserve his perfection. After a long time, he gets used to it. Sex paid off.

I don't know if raising cubs will be addictive, anyway, Xue Yao has been poisoned too much!

Because Lu Qian's identity could not be revealed, Xue Yao only giggled and prevaricated with the proprietress, and then reached for the milk pot by himself, but was held down by Lu Qian's hand.

Xue Yao looked at the chubby boy unconvinced: "Your Highness, won't you give me a drink? We brought so much money, and it won't be enough. Why are you so stingy!"

Lu Qian brought the pot of milk beside his bowl in front of his little companion, and solemnly reminded: "That's 'three days away', save it for the road."

"Who told you to call milk Yaoyao!" Xue Yao was so angry that he was just as angry as the other three pots of Yaoyao on the table.

Lu Qian didn't understand why his little companion stared at him. After thinking about it, he took out "One Day Yaoyao" from "Three Days Away", and generously gave it to his little companion.

"I don't want milk!" Xue Yao was very reconciled, thinking that for the past ten years, he was just the favorite food for the little chubby cub.

No, get angry!

Turn your back and wait for the little fat cub to coax.

Xue Yao didn't move for a while.

Looking back, the little chubby cub has concentrated on adding honey to the milk.

Xue Yao snatched the bowl in front of Lu Qian: "Don't drink it, you promise me first, and you are not allowed to call Milk Yaoyao in the future!"

"Why?" Lu Qian showed displeased eyes.

During more than a year of running around, His Royal Highness came down to the capital six times, but he didn't dare to see his elder brother, he didn't dare to see his mother and concubine, even looking for Xue Yao, he found that there was Tong's eyeliner in his house.

Unaccompanied is too difficult for a child who has no ability to take care of himself. His Highness invented a way to regard Milk as Yaoyao and Master Xu as Fifth Brother, so that the strange life can be barely bearable. .

Not only to endure, His Highness must get used to the silent milk Yaoyao, because the Yaoyao who accompanied him to hide, make trouble with him, and accompany him to understand the world will one day leave like his father.

Your Highness has to get used to the never-ending "Milk Yaoyao", which is less functional, but Milk will not abandon His Highness.

"Because I am His Highness's Yaoyao!" Xue Yao was jealous of milk: "Milk is just milk!"

A trace of disappointment flashed in Lu Qian's eyes, like a cub being trampled on its tail, bowing its head and no longer talking to the bad companion.

The two stayed overnight in a suburban inn, and the next day Xue Yao left by boat with the chubby cub.

Before boarding the boat, Xue Yao asked uncertainly, "This direction doesn't seem to be northwest."

"Looks like?" Lu Qian was already desperate for his sense of direction in his companion's reading.

Fortunately, the eldest brother met his little companion on the way back to the camp, otherwise His Highness Yaoyao would have bid farewell to His Highness in advance.

Xue Yao immediately withdrew his foot on the boat vigilantly, and asked the rebellious boy in surprise, "Where do you want to go?"

Lu Qian asked, "Where do you want to go?"

Xue Yao pointed in the opposite direction: "Northwest! Aren't you going to practice martial arts with the Sword Master?"

"Go in the direction you pointed, and you'll be back to the palace." Lu Qian reminded him.

Once Xue Yao's Lu Chi's weakness was exposed, his mood suddenly became tense, and he couldn't find the Gaode map for navigation, and his fingertips drifted erratically, like a malfunctioning compass, turning in the remaining two directions: "Anyway, I shouldn't be going there! "

"Master, go to the south of the Yangtze River." Lu Qian stretched out his hand to hold Xue Yao's wrist, and helped him turn his malfunctioning fingertips to the correct southwest direction: "Your Highness is no longer the sword master there."

"Aren't you going back to Baixing Mountain?" Xue Yao said in shock, "Then what do you want to do when you go to Jiangnan!"

Could it be that the rebellious boy has already learned badly in the place where beauties and talents are intoxicated?

"The food there is delicious." Lu Qian said honestly: "Bashu is also good, but the road is difficult, do you want to go?"

Xue Yao: "..."

Just when I was about to educate the gluttonous cubs to be successful, I heard a man beside me yelling: "There is a thief! There is a thief! He just hit me and I lost all my money! That's him!"

"Fart, who stole your money? Is there any proof?" The fair-skinned young man retorted aggressively.

The people on the shore waiting to board the boat first glanced at the owner, then at the thief who was said to be a thief, and then touched their pockets in unison.

"My money is gone!"

"Catch the thief! Catch the thief!"

With the commotion, the fair-skinned young man jumped up, stepped on the shoulders of the crowd, and ran away like a flying squirrel!

Xue Yao frowned and watched the culprit who was so light-hearted run away, and when he turned around, he found that the person beside him was gone, and when he looked around, he saw that Lu Qian had sat safely on the boat.

"Why did you get on the boat! We can't go to the south of the Yangtze River, let's do business first, go to Baihang Mountain to practice martial arts and then think about playing!" Xue Yao stood on the shore and waved.

The rebellious cub remained motionless and was determined not to disembark.

"Come down!" Seeing the boatman urging him to get on the boat, Xue Yao had an idea, touched his pocket, and told the little fat boy, "Oh, I lost my purse too, it must have been stolen by the thief just now, come down quickly Come chase the thief with me!"

The boatman shouted impatiently to Xue Yao: "Forget it, my lord, that thief is a Lianjiazi, no one can catch up, and if you catch up, you can't beat him, maybe he even took off his clothes, go to the pawn shop for money. "

"Who says I can't beat him?" Xue Yao asked, "Since you know he is a repeat offender, why didn't you report it to the officials? Those common people are also your passengers."

The boatman smiled: "I will report to the officer. What if he finds out and troubles me? I said don't worry about it. I just saw that you got on the boat and you still have to help the young master. With this skill, come on." Where are you going to fight that thief? If you really catch up, you can only hug that thief's leg, crying and begging him to pay back the money."

Just as Xue Yao was about to retort, he heard Lu Qian laugh "puchi", laughing at him with the boatman!

Xue Yao immediately glared at the little fat boy!This bad boy with an elbow turned outward!

Lu Qian was stunned by his friend's sharp eyes, and immediately put away his smile, turned his head and threatened the boatman seriously: "Do you want a showdown between men?"

The boatman just saw Lu Qianfei jump and land on the boat with his own eyes, without hearing any sound. He thought he was a man of kung fu, so he didn't dare to offend him, so he turned his head and smiled apologetically: "Guest officer, don't get angry, just slap your own mouth."

Xue Yao said anxiously: "Hurry up and get off the boat, the thief is going to run away, and the money His Highness left with me will be gone. Do you still want to drink Yaoyao for three days?"

Lu Qian frowned, and immediately flew ashore, and chased in the direction the thief left without saying a word.

Xue Yao hadn't had time to stop it yet.

The boatman was very anxious: "Oh! Are you going to leave or not? I have to take the next trip!"

Xue Yao waved his hand: "Then please go ahead, we won't leave."

After waiting on the shore for a moment, Lu Qian came back with the thief behind him, followed by a group of cheering common people.

The thief's hands were imprisoned behind him by Lu Qian, and he struggled hard from time to time, but to no avail, he was pushed and shoved step by step, and came to Xue Yao.

Lu Qian said, "You didn't find your money bag on him."

Xue Yao: "..."

Of course they couldn't find it, and the purse wasn't lost at all.

"I said I didn't steal it from you! Let go! When my master comes, you can't afford to eat!" The thief yelled.

Xue Yao said coldly: "I found my purse, it turned out to be in my luggage, but the thief stole the money from the folks and everyone got the stolen goods, let the folks send him to the government."

As soon as the voice fell, Lu Qian suddenly raised his hand, as if trying to catch something.

Xue Yao wanted to take a closer look, but felt that his vision began to blur. Immediately afterwards, the group of ordinary people behind Lu Qian fell to the ground one by one. Xue Yao wanted to speak, but his consciousness gradually became blurred...

Lu Qian just felt a foreign object pierce the airflow for a moment and hit him. He instinctively raised his hand and clamped a silver needle with his index finger and middle finger. Just as he was about to take a closer look, he saw the little companion standing opposite him limp. On the ground, unconscious.

"Master is here? Master!" The thief looked around happily, and the young man behind him had already let go of his hand, and rushed towards the fallen young man in a panic.

"distant?!"