ever changing ex boyfriend

Gongsun Ce thoughtfully gave the answer: "Everyone, I'm sorry, the make-up team is too busy today, and I don't have time to transform Bao Heitan's face, so I temporarily found an African friend to play Mr. Bao. My lord said just now, whoever plays the drums, there is Why wronged?"

Jiang Huai: African friends just made a muttering, conveying such meanings?This film and television city is here to spend money to play, it's too much, Jiang Huai even thinks that Yu Yue's seven godfathers are out of their minds.

"Me!" A stylishly dressed little girl walked out of the crowd, and the girl pulled a boy, who covered his face the whole time.

"What's wrong with you?"

"I want to sue my boyfriend. I have been in love with him for half a year. I feel that he doesn't like me, but he refuses to break up."

The boy knelt down and continued to cover his face, "How can I not like you?"

The girl began to complain: "Let's not talk about the distance, let's say that the day before yesterday, we went home after eating together, and it rained halfway, and his house was nearby. He invited me to his house to avoid the rain. Of course I went, I haven't gone yet. I passed his house, but when I got to his house, he found that the key was lost, and then he asked me if I had my ID card with me. , I should go to the hotel to wash and wash my hair. My hair was wet. Then, he used my ID card to unlock the backyard door of his house. He entered the house from the backyard, climbed to the second floor, and threw me down. An umbrella, let me go home by myself."

The man retorted: "Didn't you say you can't get in the rain? I found you an umbrella..."

The surrounding people have already started gearing up.

"Well, let's say another time, my mother was not at home, I told him that I was afraid of being alone at home, so I asked him to come to my house to accompany me, and he actually brought his three brothers to my house to play Landlords, I , watched them fight the landlord all night!"

"Didn't you say that you like to be lively? You said that you are afraid of being alone at home, it's too quiet..." The boy's voice became weaker and weaker, and the crowd around him were all criticizing the boy.

Seeing someone backing her up, the girl became more and more angry, "Also, he never asked me to drink more hot water. I had a fight with him because of this matter, but he changed it and stopped letting me drink hot water. Let me drink milk tea instead, once I sprained my ankle and told him my foot hurts, he still ordered a cup of milk tea for me!"

"Isn't that what you girls often say? There is nothing that a cup of milk tea can't solve. If there is, then two cups..." The boy's voice became weaker and weaker.

"Come here!" Gongsun Ce yelled, "Kill all the people in the hall! Such high-quality straight men are only suitable for singles!"

Knowing that it was an act, Jiang Huai was still in a cold sweat. One year, when he worked overtime at the company, Yu Yue called him and said that there was a power outage at home, and there was lightning and thunder outside, and he was very scared. He asked Jiang Huai if he could Unable to go to the company to find him, Jiang Huai gave an order and brought all the partners who worked overtime in the company home.

It happened to be Jiang Huai's birthday that day, and Yu Yue wanted to give him a surprise. Yu Yue, who had always been shy, deliberately took a shower that day, and stood behind the door in only Jiang Huai's white shirt, waiting for him to come in.

The moment he opened the door, facing a whole row of Jiang Huai's colleagues holding computers, one could imagine how big Yu Yue's psychological shadow was.

The girl in the hall was still complaining: "My lord, please be the master, do you know how long it will take me to heal my psychological shadow that night? I was wearing sexy pajamas, listening to my boyfriend and his brother. , fried all night!"

Jiang Huai secretly hooked Yu Yue's palm, and asked cautiously: "Yue Yue, has your psychological shadow been cured? It was on your birthday."

Yu Yue smiled, "You didn't want to make me feel embarrassed, you said that the air conditioner in the house was broken and it was too hot, so several of your colleagues took off their pants, and everyone was wearing shirts and bottoms in our living room. All night shift? I was cured on the spot."

Yu Yue led Jiang Huai through the bustling street, through the quiet bamboo forest, across a small man-made stone bridge, and stopped in front of a small quaint building.

A man in black was waiting at the door and stopped Yu Yue: "The boss only invited this Mr. Jiang."

Jiang Huai puffed up his chest and gave Yu Yue a comforting look.

The man in black pushed him into the door, the door behind him was closed, and the light was turned on in the dark room. On the mahogany chair in the main hall sat a rather energetic uncle, wearing a white forged Chinese tunic suit, with two oranges in a coil. Standing full of big brothers in black, all with sunglasses, each with an ax pinned to the back of his waist.

Jiang Huai understood, this time, he was playing the Ax Gang.

But Jiang Huai didn't understand what his role should be.

"Grandpa, hello." Jiang Huai greeted with cupped hands.

"Don't dare to be, you are my godfather."

Jiang Huai knelt on the ground with a "plop", his feet were soft, this uncle, hold your grudge!But losers can't lose. Jiang Huai relied on his thoughts to stand up on his knees, straighten his back, and lift his chest.

"Come closer, let me take a look." Zhou Zhou Hong's voice was resonant.

Jiang Huai looked at the elder brothers in black who were already wiping the axe on both sides, and his neck was stiff, "If you have anything to say, just say so."

"come here."

It's not that Jiang Huai can't go, his legs are weak and he can't move, the big brothers in sunglasses on both sides are staring at him, Jiang Huai can only shake his head, "Come here."

The old man coughed, and the big brothers in black on both sides received the signal, and pressed Jiang Huai to the ground two or three times. He shook his white handkerchief. Chen Huanxi said that the first rule of the rivers and lakes is to run away if you can't win, and the second rule of the rivers and lakes is to surrender if you can't escape.

The old man was still coughing and waved his hands, "Who told you to do it?"

The big brothers in black didn't say a word, after all, they were just extras, after the performance, they took their lunch box and left, and quietly watched the old man's performance.

Yu Yue paced back and forth at the door, and the land at the door was almost thinned by two inches. He didn't know what was going on with the two of them inside, and he didn't know what tricks the old man would use to make things difficult for Jiang Huai.

Until...there was no sound in the room at all, Yu Yue was in a hurry, wouldn't it kill the performance of the show?

Yu Yue pushed the door open, the room was empty and the rear window was open.

"It's over, it's over!" At that time, the subtitles rolling in Yu Yue's mind were all these two words, he thought, it's over, Jiang Huai must have been screwed!

Yu Yue searched for them in the city for a long time, and finally found them at the hotel KTV in the city.

Just as he was rushing into the door with a medical kit, the imaginary Jiang Huai was covered in injuries, and the miserable scene did not appear. Instead, the godfather hugged Jiang Huai's neck, and the two of them each had a microphone, "affectionate" Singing a love song duet, the godfather still had a few small white notes on his face.

what's the situation?

No one answered Yu Yue, and Yu Yue stood at the door, forced to enjoy the two-channel mixed extreme KTV old love songs.

Godfather's almost out-of-tune singing voice is like a magic voice, "I like to be alone at the beach, stepping on the sand with my trousers rolled up and bare feet, I always imagine that there is another world at the end of the ocean, I always think A brave sailor is a real man, he always looks like a coward, and when he is being bullied, he always hears the sailor say, he said..."

Jiang Huai rushed to sing: "The great river flows eastward, the stars in the sky are connected to the Big Dipper, let's go if we say go, you have everything I have, and if the road is uneven, let out a roar..."

The godfather took it back: "The waves run --- the waves ---, thousands of miles of waves, the river will never stop..."

The medicine box in Yu Yue's hand fell to his feet at some point, and he couldn't remember the original songs of these songs, and the two parties who sang, with intoxicated expressions, didn't seem to realize that their tunes had changed. I just went to my grandmother's house.

What kind of human suffering is this, why should I listen to them sing, how much time will it take to heal the time of a few songs today!