ever changing ex boyfriend

The second father walked around Jiang Huai, "You boy, you are still as naive as you were when you were a child."

Jiang Huai was taken aback, "It's as if you've seen me when I was a child."

The second dad was about to say something, but the third dad stopped him, "What do you like about our little Yueyue?"

Chen Huanxi complained: "Hey! Little Yueyue? Little Yueyue who is almost 30 years old?"

Second father and third father: "Shut up."

Chen Huanxi gestured for a zipper seal.

"I have a script here. You can take a look at it. According to the elements we gave, make a movie. We are satisfied after watching it. Not only will I prepare a generous dowry for my family Yueyue, but I will also help you as a lobbyist. Yu Yue's Seventh father, old-fashioned, old-fashioned, just me and his third father were beaten by your seventh father with a pole when we were together."

Jiang Huai patted his chest, "I'm not afraid of beating, it's just a pole. As long as he agrees, I can stand a beating."

"It's not a beating, it's breaking a pole."

Jiang Huai took the script with trembling hands, "Can I find help?"

"of course."

Chen Huanxi rubbed her hands together with excitement, "Brother Huai, do you see that? It's far away in the sky, right in front of you, ready-made helper!"

Jiang Huai stared at Yu Yue who was walking towards him with a smile, "I see."

Yu Yue took over the script, "This is not a script, it's not even a script."

Jiang Huai leaned over to read, only a few lines of writing.

Elements: Time Traveling (Male to Female)

Protagonist: male protagonist A, male protagonist B

Genre: Lighthearted, Comedy

Funding: self-arranged

Actor: Jiang Huai Others

Jiang Huai was dumbfounded, so he still has to act?He has never acted before. How did this man change into a woman?Dressing up as a woman?

Yu Yue looked relaxed, "It's okay, let's come and think about it tonight."

In the evening, Jiang Huai's room was arranged in the room farthest from Yu Yue, separated from the rooms of his three godfathers and Chen Huanxi, and the eldest father was serious: "Have you ever met someone whose parents didn't agree to live in her mother's house?" Together?"

When it was ten o'clock, Jiang Huai sneaked into the door of Yu Yue's room, and knocked on the door in threes and twos as a signal. They lived in an imitation ancient inn in the film and television city, with a wooden door and a bolt inside.

Yu Yue had just finished taking a shower, and before she had time to wipe her hair, water was dripping along the wooden floor all the way to the door. Jiang Huai wore high heels today, and her heels were blistered, and now she was wearing disposable slippers from the hotel. Before he had time to hug Yu Yue, he stepped on the dripping floor, his feet slipped and staggered forward, Yu Yue hurriedly turned around to help him, Jiang Huai plopped on his knees in front of Yu Yue between the fire and light, and even pawed at him The only bath towel under his waist.

Yu Yue felt his lower body go cold, and just bent down to pick up the bath towel, when the door was pushed open unexpectedly.

Outside the door, his eldest father, second father, and third father stood in a row, dumbfounded.

Chen Huanxi, who was following behind the buttocks of the three godfathers, squeezed over, her hands shaking with excitement, this picture!Exciting!It was so irritating that he couldn't unlock the phone for a long time, and the photo hadn't been taken yet. His father pressed his face and pushed him back, and the third father hurriedly took him to the door.

The second father sighed: "Young man, you can play!"

The third father glanced at the second father: "You want to play too? We'll talk about it when we go back."

Jiang Huai, who was kneeling, hurriedly got up to explain, but he was caught by the bath towel and threw himself on Yu Yue, and hurriedly protected the back of Yu Yue's head before his head hit the floor.

The four people outside the door expressed different emotions when they heard Yu Yue's exclamation.

Daddy: Hey, the young people nowadays are indecent, indecent, go away.

Second Dad: I know how to play, but I can't tell. This little idiot has so many tricks, so I have to ask him to learn from him.

Third Dad: Damn!My cabbage, my Yueyue cabbage!I need to find some medicine for my cabbage.

Chen Huanxi: What a pity!It's a pity that no pictures were taken, nothing was taken!Such a powerful picture was never captured!But it doesn't matter, I can dictate to Fang Xing, Brother Huai is so cool to the outside world, but at home he kneels down to serve his wife.

Yu Yue was pressed under him and pushed several times, but he couldn't push Jiang Huai. Jiang Huai had a painful expression on his face, and he didn't know whether it was running water or sweat dripping from his temples. Yu Yue realized something was wrong, and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong? Did you knock somewhere? Can you get up?"

"Don't move, it seems, it's broken..."

"what!!!"

Jiang Huai endured the pain and took a deep breath, "Don't yell, don't call them back, you haven't got your clothes on yet."

"You... where did you break?"

Jiang Huai moved down from Yu Yue's body with all his strength, panting and clutching his crotch, curled up into a shrimp, gasping for breath in pain, unable to speak a word.

Yu Yue was in a hurry, so he quickly found his mobile phone to make an emergency call, but Jiang Huai stopped him: "Don't...don't call 120, it's too embarrassing."

"Then what should we do?" Yu Yue's eyes turned red with anxiety.

"You, put on your clothes first, it hurts even more if you walk in front of me like this."

Yu Yue first slowly helped Jiang Huai to sit on the bed, then quickly put on his clothes, Jiang Huai kept humming on the bed.

"What now? Let me see?"

"Don't look, look for a car, we... go to the hospital by ourselves."

Yu Yue half-supported and half-dragged Jiang Huai into the car, his hands shaking so nervously that he couldn't control the steering wheel at all, so he had no choice but to call Chen Huanxi.

"Don't talk, listen to me, Jiang Huai is injured, hurt the vitals, don't ask why, get down immediately and drive us to the hospital, don't tell the godfathers!"

"What?" Several voices said in unison: "A vital injury?!"

3 minute later.

Chen Huanxi showed up in the parking lot with three godfathers. The elder daddy pulled Yu Yue out of the cab neatly, sat on it and shouted proudly: "Quick, put on the condom and go to the hospital. My son's death will happen later." Sex is over!"

Yu Yue was sitting in the back row, pointing at Chen Huanxi, trembling with anger.

Chen Huanxi moved back, the commercial vehicle with seven seats was enough to carry the six of them.

"When you called me, I pressed speakerphone."

Jiang Huai wanted to die very much.

His dignity as a man is gone.

Yu Yue also wanted to die. His boyfriend, who was so good at face, was curled up weakly in the car, weakly accepting the care and pity of the other five men.

"That's why, young people, don't always think about playing tricks, make all the troubles, and suffer more." Daddy taught while driving.

The second father said gently: "That's not the case. You can have tricks. Take safety measures. Don't be too violent. Usually you won't get hurt. It's just an accident."

The third father answered: "It seems that you understand it very well, what tricks do you know?"

The second father was embarrassed: "Hey, this, let's go home and discuss slowly. Now we are talking about this kid."

Yu Yue rubbed his forehead and explained what happened just now.

Everyone had "I understand" expressions on their faces, and no one answered.

Enduring the pain, Jiang Huai squinted his eyes and looked out the car window, "Isn't this the way to the hospital?"

I want to go to the funeral home.

Jiang Huai didn't dare to say the latter sentence. Of the six people in the car, only Yu Yue belonged to him. What if... Jiang Huai didn't dare to think about it, and several plots from horror movies popped up in his mind.

At this moment, Jiang Huai was extremely regretful. He regretted that the moment Yu Yue’s bath towel fell off, he should not have sperm on his head. Little Jiang Huai could not stand the temptation, and regretted that he should not have worn the inn slippers. If it wasn’t for those slippers, he would not have fallen down. , not to be so embarrassed by hitting the floor because of the reaction!

Yu Yue's distressed voice trembled, "Jiang Huai, I love you, hold on, it will be here soon, hold on!"

Jiang Huai was so shocked by his dad's airplane-like driving skills that he couldn't speak a word.

I don't know how long it took, but in Jiang Huai's view, it was as long as a century, and finally... the car drove to the side of the city funeral home.

Jiang Huai shed tears of physical pain and closed his eyes in horror. All the images of him being put into the incinerator flashed in his mind. It was just broken, but it could be repaired. There was no need to destroy it all at once. Is there any humanity anymore!

One minute later, Jiang Huai opened his eyes, and the car drove past the funeral parlor.

"Didn't you go to the funeral parlor?"

Daddy glanced at him as if looking at something, "You were only injured, not dead, what are you going to the funeral home for?"

Jiang Huai was choked and groaned.

Yu Yue quickly explained: "There is a private hospital in front, and godfather will take you to that hospital."

The second father agreed: "Yes, a private hospital opened by a lunatic."

Father Three: "Yes, there is another psychopath living there."

Jiang Huai was trembling, but he didn't understand a word, and the injured part hurt even more.

When he finally arrived at the hospital, Jiang Huai was carried on a surgical trolley and pushed into the treatment room. A male doctor in a white coat and a mask, while wearing gloves, cleared the crowd: "You guys, wait outside."

"Take off your pants," ordered the doctor.

Jiang Huai tightened his belt and froze.

The doctor picked up the scissors, "Shall I help you?"

"I will do it myself."

Yu Yue was waiting outside, walking back and forth anxiously, Chen Huanxi grabbed him: "Don't go around, I'm going to be vomited by you."

Half an hour later, the doctor pushed Jiang Huai out, glanced coldly at Yu Yue and the others, and said calmly, "The albuginea of ​​the cavernous body is ruptured, which is commonly known as a fracture."

Yu Yue hurried forward to look at Jiang Huai.

Chen Huanxi showed extremely shocked eyes, "That place...is there still a fracture? No bones?"

"I've said it all, it's commonly known in the folk, come with me to the office, and I'll give you some medical terminology."

"No, no need, fourth uncle."

Jiang Huai had just been treated, and now the pain was relieved, and he didn't react when he heard "Fourth Uncle". The next sentence made him fall off the cart.

Yu Yue said to the doctor: "Father, thanks to you."

Jiang Huai was sent to the treatment room again.

After tossing until midnight, Jiang Huai was sent to the ward.Jiang Huai was lying on the bed surrounded by six big men. At that moment, Jiang Huai felt that life was meaningless.

"Excuse me, is there a psychiatrist here? I think I need a psychiatrist more." Jiang Huai said.

Doctor: "I am a psychiatrist."

Added another sentence: "Yu Yue is also my godson."

Yu Yue nodded: "Well, he is the fourth father."

Jiang Huai was hard to digest for a while. Chen Huanxi explained that a doctor is a fourth godfather. He majored in medicine in college. After graduation, he became interested in filming. Get out of the circle and get back to your job.

"The main reason is that I think the other six old things are all sick. I built this private hospital just for them." Si Dad said lightly.

Daddy was not happy: "What do you mean? You opened a mental hospital, and you said it was specially opened for the few of us? You turned a corner and called us crazy?"

"I only said that you have psychological problems, not that you are crazy."

"Is there any difference?"

The doctor ignored him.