ever changing ex boyfriend

I chose a day that Wu Dad thought was an auspicious day, and simply worshiped God to turn on the machine.

Jiang Huai forced a smile on his face, held up his scissors hands and said "yeah" in an old-fashioned way. Yu Yue stood beside him, secretly grabbed the palm of his other hand hanging by his side, and whispered, "Thank you for your hard work."

"It's not hard, I can get the blessings of your godfathers earlier, and it's not hard to do anything."

Father Wu took a good photo happily.

In the evening, Yu Yue watched Wu Daddy update Moments, and posted a group photo of them with the accompanying text: Dzogchen, relatives, best friends, love, dreams, everything is complete.

Yu Yue felt sad again.

Knock on the slate and shout loudly: "First scene, AB mirror, Action!"

Scene 1: Office.

The protagonist Jiang Huai stared at the time at the lower right corner of the computer screen, 17:59, 18:00, oh yeah!Turn off the computer, put the mobile phone and power bank into the backpack as quickly as possible, clock in, get off work, and leave.

Narrator: I didn’t win the lottery again yesterday, and my long-lost rich man father didn’t come to look for me. Alas, forget it, let’s actually go shopping. I haven’t replenished the refrigerator for a week. I heard the company’s cleaning lady talk about the farmers in the south of the city. Vegetables in the market are cheap, so go there.

Change scene 2 (Second master and third master perfunctorily ordered people to build the scene. After all, the funds are limited and cannot afford it.)

Jiang Huai looked at the pile of vegetables he had just bought and was worried. There were bags here and there, cheap plastic bags in various colors, how ugly it would be if they were twisted on his hands, and it would affect the image very much. He took off the backpack and put the onions, Potatoes and carrots, mushrooms, garlic, and green onions were all stuffed into the backpack, and they walked slowly to the bus station with the bulging bags on their backs.

Narrator: Huh?That's not quite right. There was no row of sycamore trees on this road just now, and there was no fence. Jiang Huai squinted his eyes and looked at it. It seemed that there should be a residential area in front of him, and the dark lights couldn't see it clearly. Damn it!be lost! !

After the photo was taken, Jiang Huai couldn't take it anymore, and raised his hand to stop.

Father Wu poked his head out from behind the monitor, with a pen in his ear, and yelled into the loudspeaker: "During filming, the director didn't call to stop, please don't stop at will, the actors should be dedicated! You have to bear it even if you want to go to the bathroom!"

Jiang Huai: "I just want to make a suggestion, can someone who speaks Mandarin better read the narration, this teacher's Mandarin makes me want to laugh all the time."

Yu Yue asked Fifth Father: "Five Father, can't you dub later?"

"No, I am a person who has always pursued perfection, and I can't rely on the later stage for everything."

"Be patient. Funds are limited. The dubbing teacher next door is very good, and the words are correct. I can't afford it."

"Then how much does this teacher charge for dubbing a day?" Jiang Huai asked.

"80."

Jiang Huai complained: According to the standard of Mandarin, 30 days cannot be more.

"Action!"

Jiang Huai entered the role in seconds.

In the play, Jiang Huai was about to find someone to ask for directions, when he saw two fat and strong men on the other side of the road, shouting at the big mother, who was too far away to hear what he said. I waved my fist at myself, shit!robbery!

Before his brain could respond, Jiang Huai turned around and ran towards the neighborhood he just saw. Just as he was touching his phone in his bag, Yu Guangyun saw a big man running towards him from the opposite side. Jiang Huai was startled. His hands were shaking, and he ran while making a phone call, and disappeared in an instant.

"What is that man doing so fast?" One of the two fat and strong men asked the other who was out of breath, "Who knows, I told him that the septic tank in front exploded due to the expansion of methane gas, and there are people everywhere. Feces, and there is a possibility of a second explosion, this is running out to deliver shit."

"Forget it, you have to persuade one by one, and there is nothing you can do if you don't listen. Auntie, let's go back, it's really dangerous here, look at the sign over there that says it's dangerous!!"

The aunt who was stopped and refused to leave just now was still hesitating, "Didn't that guy go the same way just now? My grandson is still at home waiting for me to cook!"

"Let's go, aunt, we'll take you home." The two strong men lifted up aunt and walked the other way.

Jiang Huai was running out of breath, and when he saw no one was chasing him, he bent over and panted by the side of the road.

Narrator: Huh?Why is it so stinky here? It's so stinky, it's comparable to ten thousand dead mice.

Jiang Huai was in a dilemma, and he didn't know if the two robbing brothers had left, so he sat down against the wall, covering his nose, and planned to rest for a few minutes before leaving, because he was really exhausted.

"CUT! Well done, daughter-in-law, if I had known you a few years earlier, I would have made you a star!"

Jiang Huai didn't want to say a word, I'm tired, filming is really too tiring, physical exertion is second, what puzzles him even more is the script, does anyone really read this script?The protagonist is dizzy from the smell and travels back to ancient times, can he make more jokes?

Yu Yue fanned him with a fan, feeling distressed. He saw everything Jiang Huai had done recently. At first, he thought Jiang Huai was just a whim, unable to stand the test of his godfathers, and quickly retreated. For Yu Yue to persevere to this point.

"Yueyue, how was my performance just now?"

Yu Yue handed him the water and glanced at him, "Do you want me to comment as your boyfriend, or as a professional?"

"Of course it's professional."

"Let's put it this way, just find a random plastic model, put on clothes and put it there, it's about the same as you, do you understand the meaning?"

Jiang Huai had a heart attack, "What about from the boyfriend's point of view?"

"Then you don't need to look at acting skills, just look at your face. As long as it's you, it doesn't matter even if your eyes are dull and expressionless. What I'm watching is not the plot, but you."

Jiang Huai was satisfied, if it wasn't for the crowd, he would have wanted to kiss Yu Yue.

Father Wu watched the replay on the monitor and was very satisfied. He ordered the makeup artist to take Jiang Huai and Yu Yue to apply makeup to prepare for the next scene.

Jiang Huai pointed to the period men's costume on the hanger, "Is this mine? It looks cool."

The clothing teacher pointed to the women's clothing next to her and said, "That's yours, have you forgotten? You traveled to ancient times and wore it to the princess's room, and you were treated as the princess."

It seems to be the case. In the script, after Jiang Huai was fainted by the smell, he traveled to ancient times. As soon as he woke up, he was regarded as the princess of the palace. Although it was ridiculous, no one listened to his opinions. It's written by a normal person, and it's useless to ask anyone to justify it.

Jiang Huai is numb to wearing women's clothes now, and has worn all the cheongsam and western clothes, and it's not bad this time.

He just put on his makeup on this side, while Yu Yue has already changed his clothes on the other side.Yu Yue wore a red dress with dark pattern cloud sleeves and a beaded crown on her head. Jiang Huai stared at him, "Yue Yue, it's the first time I see you wearing a red dress. You look good."

The costume teacher interrupted: "This is a wedding dress, you have to wear the big red wedding dress later, and pray to heaven and earth in the next play."

Jiang Huai didn't understand again, and asked: "Is there still a transition scene in the middle? Me, the part where I just passed through in the play, aren't we going to shoot?"

The scene where Jiang Huai wakes up and finds himself lying in an unfamiliar environment after being fainted by the methane gas, the script is very detailed:

"Princess, princess, wake up, wake up..." Jiang Huai heard someone calling someone called princess in a daze, and thought: "It's not calling me anyway, sleep a little longer. Hey, that's not right, Am I hiding from a robbery? How come I fell asleep, it’s time to go back to cook, if I don’t go back, I won’t be able to catch the bus, and the taxi fare is enough for myself to eat.”

The little girl kept calling in a low voice, and Jiang Huai was so irritated by the noise that he opened his eyes impatiently, and what he saw was an adult face, "Ah! Who are you, why are you staring at me?"

"Jun, princess, why did your voice change? I am Xiaochun, what's wrong with you!" The man in front of him covered his nose with a handkerchief.

Jiang Huai straightened his mind, and only then did he see clearly that in front of him was a little girl about fifteen or six years old, a little girl in ancient costume, Jiang Huai thought, street art?Street photographer?No, this is not the street, not the place where I rested just now, this room is antique, with carved beams and painted buildings, and I looked down at myself, it was still the same suit that I went out this morning, but it was so torn and dirty that I couldn’t see it Qing Yuan, the backpack is still in his arms.

Jiang Huai spent about ten minutes with the little girl, but she didn't ask why, and she didn't know which show it was on. The little girl told him: "You are the princess, the daughter of the royal prince. In the evening, you said you didn't eat enough. If you want to eat sesame seed cakes from Uncle Wu’s house at Jiekou, let me pretend that you are embroidering in your room, and you sneak out to eat by yourself. Just now, when you climbed over the wall and came in, you missed the spot and jumped into the latrine, slave girl I want to change your clothes, but you cling to the black package in your hand, and the servant just... just... let you stink, but fortunately, your legs and buttocks fell into the pit, if your face comes down first, then..."

Yu Yue turned to that page and explained: "I'll add it later, that scene still lacks an actor, and the actor who will play the maidservant of the princess hasn't been hired yet."

"What kind of old-fashioned plot is this? Does anyone still watch it now? I seem to have watched a similar TV series a few years ago." Jiang Huai muttered.

"If you've seen it a few years ago, it should have been written by Fifth Father. He wrote a time-travel puppet show back then, but it was a pity that he ran into it silently when he encountered the restriction on ancient times."

After Jiang Huai changed into the wedding clothes and stood with Yu Yue, he realized that there was not much difference between the two sets of wedding clothes, they seemed to be men's clothes.

Jiang Huai took Yu Yue's hand to the Xitang, which had already been set up, only to find that there were two vacant seats in the main seat of the Xitang, with teacups placed, and seven men in ancient costumes sitting on both sides of the Xitang.

"What's the situation? Isn't this your five godfathers? Your fourth father is also here, and the other two, why are they so familiar?"

Jiang Huai looked at the old man in the last seat on the left, and he always felt familiar, and the man next to the old man who was drinking tea with an orchid finger pointed at him was also slightly familiar.

Chen Huanxi walked over wearing pink Xi children's clothes and carrying red wedding silk, handing one end to Jiang Huai and the other to Yu Yue, and said, "Congratulations to the two of you for being united and united for a hundred years."

"Has the filming started yet?" Yu Yue asked.

Chen Huanxi withdrew from the camera, and the officiant shouted, "Bow to heaven and earth."

Jiang Huai hurriedly pulled Yu Yue to bow outside the hall.

"Two thanks to the high hall."

Chen Huanxi squeezed forward and directed them to worship the two vacant seats.

"Husband and wife say goodbye."

At this point, Jiang Huai has completely entered the play, his eyes are red, in reality, he couldn't give Yu Yue a perfect wedding, but this dream came true in the play, and so did Yu Yue, who was so moved that he couldn't hold back his tears, the two of them sincerely Paying their respects, Jiang Huai whispered, "Yueyue, we've already been married, and we can't go back on our word in the future."

Yu Yue choked with sobs: "If there is anyone who regrets it, it must be you."

"I won't, I love you, I will always love you."

"Licheng!"

Yu Yue was moved not only by Jiang Huai's words, he looked at his godfathers, who were all wiping their tears, and he understood that this was deliberately arranged by his godfathers, wanting to give him a wedding, relatives Your seat is full of guests.

Yu Yue pulled Jiang Huai and solemnly kowtowed to his seven godfathers.

Daddy couldn't stop rubbing his eyes, "I finally understand how it feels to be a parent and marry a daughter, my current mood, woo woo..."

The third father glanced at him: "Shou, on the day of great joy, no tears are allowed."

The second father raised his hand and wiped away the tears from the corners of the third father's eyes, "Then you should put away the tears first."

Fourth father looked coldly, but the trembling hand holding the teacup betrayed his mood.

Father Wu laughed so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, "Hehe, it's obvious that he is marrying his daughter-in-law, that's great!"

Sniffing, Yu Yue led Jiang Huai to two familiar men, and said, "Jiang Huai, let me introduce you. This is my sixth father, this seventh father."

Jiang Huai's eyes widened: "Aren't you the manager of the model show? You are the sixth father of Yu Yue? And this uncle, aren't you the uncle who sells pancakes and fruits? You also added me on WeChat, aunt live broadcast Are you doing okay?"

The old man smiled kindly, "Silly boy, what kind of uncle selling pancakes, I was shooting a set of life documentaries, recording the morning of the working people, and observing you by the way, you forgot, I will issue you a certificate of qualification on the same day. "

Jiang Huai was stunned for a moment, and realized later that he recalled that when the uncle added him on WeChat that day, he sent him an emoji: certificate of qualification.

This big family is always so unexpected.

The author says:

Jiang Huai: Is there anything else I don't know?