ever changing ex boyfriend

In the end, it was always Yu Yue who was tossed about on the bed and called her father.

Two hours later, Yu Yue couldn't take it anymore and kicked Jiang Huai out of bed who had been licking his chest.

Jiang Huai got up, rubbed Yu Yue's back, and asked: "Then, did you often visit me secretly? I suddenly remembered that there were several times when I felt that someone was following me. But what I can be sure of is that the person who followed me was not malicious, and even gave me an umbrella, so, is it you who hung the umbrella on my bicycle?"

Yu Yue pulled the pillow and found a comfortable position to enjoy the after-sales service, "Well, it's not me."

Yu Yue recalled those days when Jiang Huai went to college, and would occasionally write about his troubles in letters. He felt that some girls were too weird and always liked to ask him to borrow books and materials. Yu Yue asked him if they had borrowed them?

He wrote back and said that of course he didn't borrow it. They can buy it themselves if they want it. What should I use if I lent it to them!

Later, he said that a girl confessed to him that she wanted to have dinner with him forever, but he refused again because: Is it okay for me to eat alone?One more person eats and the other grabs it. Looking at the food in the cafeteria, a piece of braised pork that costs eight yuan is not worth two yuan. No matter how many people there are, isn’t that a piece for each person?Then I can't get enough to eat.

Yu Yue was very satisfied, and took out the long letter advising him not to fall in love at school from the envelope and tore it up. Jiang Huai didn't need anyone to persuade him, he would set up roadblocks for himself.

Later, after Jiang Huai graduated, he wrote to Yu Yue to tell him that he wanted to open a studio with someone, and Yu Yue encouraged him to let go and work hard.

Not long after, Yu Yue saw the news in his letter that he was going on a blind date. Yu Yue couldn't sit still anymore and ran to follow him.

He knew that Jiang Huai had registered an account on a certain dating software, and that dating software had a bug. Renminbi players could freely filter and match users. He originally planned to use the bug to register a small account by himself, charge money to match Jiang Huai, and then lure him out. , Take advantage of the opportunity to fall in love and be frank.

Unexpectedly, that guy is a VIP user himself, and within a few days he was matched with several blind dates, all of whom were girls.

Yu Yue couldn't calm down any longer, and entrusted his classmates and friends to register an account each to apply to be friends with Jiang Huai.

On the first day Jiang Huai went to meet his blind date, he went with his brother Fang Xing. Yu Yue found a female friend who pretended to be a couple, and followed them all the way.

On the way, Fang Xing kept teaching Jiang Huai the details of how to get along with girls. Jiang Huai didn't know if he listened, but stared at the phone.

The place they agreed to meet was in a park, and Fang Xing hid aside when the woman appeared.

At first the chat was quite speculative, but Yu Yue sat less than three meters away from them and heard their conversation clearly.

The girl said: "Hey, do you like small animals?

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Jiang Huai: "It's okay."

Girl: "Ah, I like it too, you know? I especially like guinea pigs. I raised one. Let me show you the pictures."

Jiang Huai kept a distance from the girl, glanced up at his neck, and praised: "It's pretty good. It can be slaughtered to make bacon at the end of the year. Give less feed. Feed pigs are not good."

The girl burst into tears, scolded someone crazy, wiped her tears and ran away.

Yu Yue was stunned at the time, no, she stayed where she was happily.

Two days later, Jiang Huai was dragged out by his brother again for a blind date. It was still in the park, and Yu Yue dragged a friend to pretend to be a passer-by to follow Jiang Huai as usual.

This time the girl is very fashionable, with big waves and curly hair, a dress with high heels, holding an umbrella and smiling sweetly.

Before sitting for 2 minutes, the girl suggested to get up and take a walk. Jiang Huai walked very fast, and only took a few steps, leaving the girl behind by a long way.

After walking for a while, Jiang Huai saw the girl walking with a limp, and asked her if her feet were uncomfortable. The girl nodded shyly, saying that the heels were too high, and it would hurt if she walked too much.

Jiang Huai pointed to a park bench and asked the girl to sit on it.

Yu Yue was gnashing his teeth at the side, Jiang Huai's expression at that time was indescribably serious and affectionate.

Jiang Huai: "Sit down and take off your shoes."

The girl snickered and slowly took off her shoes.

The girl who was pulled by Yu Yue to be her girlfriend said: "Wow, so gentle and careful, I guess he will take off his sneakers for girls to wear in the next second, and then walk barefoot by himself."

Sure enough, Jiang Huai started to take off his shoes, and Yu Yue gritted his back molars.

But who is Jiang Huai? Jiang Huai is someone who will never disappoint him. In the next second, Jiang Huai held the girl's high-heeled shoes with his left hand, and swung his own sneakers with his right hand. Heel smashed down.

Jiang Huai thoughtfully returned the shoes and the smashed heel to the girl: "Okay, try it now and see if it's much easier to walk? By the way, put this pair in your bag and take them home. It's still okay if you stick them together." what to wear."

The girl took the shoes and heels, cursed severely for being crazy, and then walked away with the broken shoes.

Yu Yue almost didn't applaud.

After the girl left, Fang Xing chased up from behind, gave Jiang Huai the thumbs up, heartbroken, pointed at Jiang Huai, and finally sighed, saying that he had tried a few more times, but he had never been in love, so he was not to blame.

Fang Xing thinks that the date is wrong, it should not be in a park, so the next date will be a coffee shop.

This time, the blind date partner was successfully paired with the extra actor invited by Yu Yue.

What the girls want to play is a fresh and refined little green tea.

The girl told Yu Yue the date location and time in advance, and Yu Yue rushed over early, occupied a table, and waited for Jiang Huai's appearance.

Jiang Huai is very punctual, and the girls are very dedicated, and they vividly played the characteristics of the tea girl.

While waiting for the coffee to be served, the girl took off her shoes, raised her feet, and gently rubbed Jiang Huai's calf under the table.

Jiang Huai sat like a clock, motionless, and the girl continued to flirt.

Finally, Jiang Huai couldn't bear it any longer, bent down to look under the table, stood up with a frown, and said, "I thought it was a kitten or dog who came under the table, so it was you, you should put on your shoes." Come on, don't you think it's smelly to take off your shoes in public?"

The girl pretended to smile, put on her shoes, and sent a message to Yu Yue: I want to add money, mental injury fee.

Yu Yue turned around smoothly.

When the coffee was served, the girl returned to her trademark sweet smile, took a sip of her own cup of coffee, and asked Jiang Huai, "Can I try your cup? Your cup looks delicious."

Jiang Huai: "But I've already drank it."

Girl: "It's okay, I don't dislike you, I can give you a taste of mine, let's exchange."

Jiang Huai: "No, you all have lipstick and saliva. I am a person who pays more attention to convenience and hygiene. Drink your own."

The girl sent a message to Yu Yue sitting next to her with trembling hands: Add more money, more money! ! ! !

Yu Yue turned around again, along with a cheering emoji package.

When leaving the cafe, it was raining outside. The girl saw the umbrella in Jiang Huai's hand and asked, "Did you bring an umbrella?"

Jiang Huai raised his umbrella, a little proudly: "I brought it, I checked the weather forecast before going out today."

Girl: "Can you take me home?"

Jiang Huai: "No, I have to go back to work, you can take a taxi back."

Girl: "Can you lend me your umbrella?"

Jiang Huai: "No, go to the taxi stand in front and take a taxi by yourself. The new shoes I wear today are white and Converse, so they can't get wet."

After speaking, he took out a supermarket plastic tape from his pocket, shook it off, and covered the girl's head carefully, "Okay, this way you won't get wet, you go quickly."

Yu Yue laughed out loud in the back, what a Converse, what a plastic bag.

Since then, Jiang Huai's dating account has been immersed for a while.

Yu Yue thought, probably his brother Fang Xing gave up.

Half a month later, Yu Yue received a message from a dating site that Jiang Huai had matched his alias.

Yu Yue slowly typed a line: "Friend, have you seen your gender clearly?"

The other side replied: "I know the word 'male'."

Soon, when the appointed meeting time came, Yu Yue was naturally unable to show up, so he asked a classmate from the acting department to help. During the period, the classmate kept the recording on. The classmate was a smart person, and joked: "If you like it, go after it. If you don't, you'll get fatter." Do you want someone else to use it first?"

Yu Yue kept laughing, he really didn't know what type Jiang Huai liked, if he appeared rashly and it wasn't Jiang Huai's type, he was afraid that it would be his turn for the person with the plastic bag on his head.

The classmates tried their best to pretend to be a sunny boy, and took the initiative to chat with Jiang Huai about animation, games, and all the topics that young people like.

Jiang Huai replied with two words from time to time, either "um" or "oh".

Before leaving, the classmate asked Jiang Huai: "We are not suitable, but I want to know, what type do you like? You are a very nice person, and I can introduce you if there is a suitable one."

Without thinking, Jiang Huai said: "Whatever you want, the one that fits your eyes is fine, it's better to be quiet and sensible, don't be too noisy, don't act like a baby to me, I'm tired from work every day, I don't want to go home and I have to coax you Someone else."

Yu Yue heard it clearly from the other side.

Soon, he learned from Jiang Huai's letter that he was going back to his alma mater to participate in the class reunion. Yu Yue appeared in the school on the same day. He went around the school countless times, and finally saw Jiang Huai on the boulevard.

Hurrying to set up the easel before Jiang Huai approached, he stood in the sun and pretended to be calm while painting.

Jiang Huai finally came to his side as he wished.

Thinking of this, Yu Yue turned over, hooked her neck and pulled Jiang Huai in front of her, "Fortunately, we got together in the end, don't go back on your word this time."

Jiang Huai kissed his forehead affectionately, "No, I will never regret it, I loved you yesterday, I love you today, and I will love you tomorrow, until our hair and teeth fall out, I will still love you .”

Yu Yue put her lips together, "I love you too."

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