The abusive heroine in my pen came to me to settle the account gl

When Hou Mu and Xiao Kelian returned home, it was already dark.

Hou Mu was busy carrying bags of clothes, big and small, and handled everything in an orderly manner.

As for Xiao Kelian, he even fiddled with the phone very strangely.

Play Angry Birds.

"Baby, stop playing, take a bath and rest."

"it is good."

When Xiao Kelian heard Hou Mu calling her, she reluctantly put down her mobile phone, took her new pajamas, and went into the bathroom.

And Hou Mu finally had some time to deal with his own affairs.

She tapped on the editorial team.

The bald scholar: "?"

The editorial team: "Hey, ma'am, you finally replied to my message."

The bald scholar: "You are bald and dove, don't you talk about martial arts?"

Editorial team: "Who?! Slandering my wife so much?!"

Hou Mu: The little girl still has two faces?

She tapped the screen a few times, and another message was sent.

The bald scholar: "The matter of the new novel is on hold for now."

Editing team: "Big Cry.jpg"

Editorial team: "No, ma'am!"

Editor Tuanzi: "You weren't a sauce-like aunt before!!"

The bald scholar: "..."

The bald scholar: "I plan to write a few extra articles for "Dachen Fenghuajian"."

Editorial team: "!!!"

Editorial team: "My God, what kind of fairy wife are you!"

...

Hou Mu ruthlessly closed the page again, and opened the coding software on the phone.

Then sit in a daze...

Gan!There is really no inspiration if you don't write sadism!

"Cuckoo."

The bathroom door opened, and Xiao Kelian stood in front of Hou Mu with the heat of a room.

She was wearing a pure white nightdress, showing her slender calves.Water mist filled the air around her, like an elf who had strayed into the world.

Hou Mu: My goose girl is so beautiful.

It's just that her hair was wet, with water stains all over the place, all the way to Hou Mu.

Seeing this, Hou Mu quickly stood up, took out a new towel, and threw it on Xiao Kelian's head.

"Hurry up, what should I do if I have a cold?"

Xiao Kelian nodded, and began to move his hands.

"Aren't you going to take a shower?"

Hou Mu took out the blower and said to Xiao Kelian, "Go ahead, do you know how to use the blower?"

"Should be?"

Hou Mu didn't notice the hesitant expression on Xiao Kelian's face, and went into the bathroom with the clothes in his arms very reassuringly.

Divergent thinking while taking a shower.

How should I write the extra episode?no idea…

She goes in with her head empty and comes out with her head empty.

Still no inspiration.

Gan!

After she came out, she found that Xiao Kelian's hair hadn't changed at all.

If it is true, it may be that there is no more dripping water.

While wiping her hair with a handkerchief, Hou Mu asked Xiao Kelian, "Why don't you blow your hair?"

Xiao Kelian hesitated, she said: "I used it, but it didn't move."

"how come?"

Hou Mu walked towards her with a puzzled look on his face, "Could it be broken?"

"I don't know." Xiao Kelian stretched out his hand and pressed the blower switch: "Look, there is no movement."

As soon as she finished speaking, the sound of "huhuhu" blowing the wind rang out in the room.

Xiao Kelian's face was both surprised and wronged: "I didn't lie."

"Good good..."

Before Hou Mu finished speaking, he heard a loud noise.

"boom!!!"

The hair dryer plug exploded!

Sparks fly.

Hou Mu was almost a conditioned reflex, and immediately pulled Xiao Kelian to his side.

It was also the first time for Xiao Kelian to experience this kind of thing, so it could be said that she just froze in place, not knowing how to react.

Fortunately, Hou Mu pulled her away in time.

She hugged Hou Mu's waist with lingering fear, and asked softly: "That was just now, did it explode?"

"Correct."

Hou Mu hugged Xiao Kelian in his arms, with a bit of fear: "Why don't you know how to hide?"

Xiao Kelian buried her head on Hou Mu's chest, and said in a weak tone, "It...it's too sudden..."

"It's alright, it's alright."

While comforting Xiao Kelian, Hou Mu didn't forget to pick up the dead hair dryer, quite disgusted.

"What rubbish quality, I bought it for less than half a year."

After these words fell, the hair dryer fell into the trash can in a very chic posture.

She patted Xiao Kelian, Xiao Kelian immediately understood and let go of Hou Mu.

After Xiao Kelian sat back on the bed again, Hou Mu took out a brand new hair dryer from the bedside cabinet.

There was a hint of complacency in his expression: "Fortunately, I still have a backup here."

She glanced at Xiao Kelian who was sitting quietly on the bed, pretending to be a doll, and shouted.

"Baby, come blow your head."

Xiao Kelian was called out, and looked at the blower in Hou Mu's hand with lingering fear, and then at the blower in the trash can.

She said, "This one shouldn't explode, right?"

"Will not."

Hou Mu swore: "This is new, how could it blow up?"

Xiao Kelian's expression was full of hesitation: "Then..."

But Hou Mu didn't wait for her to continue to hesitate, he turned on the blower directly, and blew on Xiao Kelian.

He also happily hummed a song.

"Blow, blow, my pride and indulgence~"

"Blow, blow, I can't return to my pure garden~"

Xiao Kelian: "..."

Under Hou Mu's claws, her hair like seaweed is like weeds.

To grow against the wind.

Hou Mu looked at his masterpiece and was very happy: "Poke with needle cloth."

Then let Xiao Kelian comb with a comb for nearly half an hour before combing her hair straight.

Xiao Kelian looked at Hou Mu who had already been lying on the bed very resentfully, and spoke resentfully.

"Did you do it on purpose?"

After hearing this, Hou Mu put down his phone, very disappointed.

"In your heart, I am this kind of person?"

Xiao Kelian was silent, but Hou Mu saw her nodding sharply!

The sky is falling!

Hou Mu was heartbroken, "Cub, Dad is very disappointed in you."

Seeing Hou Mu's reaction, Xiao Kelian didn't know what to do.

She could only climb onto the bed and sit next to Hou Mu in a half-kneeling position.

She said, "No, I was joking."

Hou Mu quickly said, "Then next time you wash your hair, I'll blow it out for you?"

"... "

Seeing Xiao Kelian's expression froze and the corners of his eyes twitching unconsciously, Hou Mu felt that he had been deceived.

She only felt that she was Yuan Ping who called Qiuya, and she was heartbroken.

The north wind blows and stings my skin, and my son's rebellion breaks my heart.

Hou Mu's sad face scared Xiao Kelian.

She nodded hastily: "Okay, blow it up."

"Say earlier."

Hou Mu restrained his emotions for a second, and did not forget to lift a corner of the quilt to urge Xiao Ke to pity.

"Quick, come inside the quilt."

"..." Xiao Kelian: "Okay."

After Xiao Kelian lay down, Hou Mu remembered something.She turned sideways and looked at Xiao Kelian.

"You untied the knot I tied?"

Xiao Kelian stared at Hou Mu: "Yes."

"hiss…"

Hou Mu asked again: "Did it take a long time?"

Xiao Ke thought for a while about the dead knot he had opened up, and hesitated: "Mmm..."

"Really? Can't remember."

"Your brain..." Hou Mu was a little speechless: "How long has it been, you can't remember?"

"What do you remember?"

Xiao Kelian retracted her head into the bed, leaving her black hair on top.

"I remember you," she said.

Hou Mu: Crooked, is it [-]?Someone here is bleeding profusely.

Reason?

Be cute.

No matter how bad Hou Mu felt, her gentle mother's personality was still very firm.

She rubbed the top of Xiao Kelian's head, and after successfully rubbing her hair into a chicken coop, she said with a smile.

"Good night, baby."

Turn off the lights, and the night will pass like this.

That is impossible!

Hou Mu lay down for a while, and after feeling the sound of steady breathing coming from her side, she quietly turned on the phone, urgently needing to share (show off) and share (show off) the joy of being a noble daughter with her friends.

Bald scholar: "picture.jpg"

Bald scholar: "picture.jpg"

Bald scholar: "picture.jpg"

Bald scholar: "picture.jpg"

...

The group chat, which was originally lively and chatting, was suddenly swiped by the big beauty.

Before they could react, Hou Mu's mother wept.

The bald scholar: "Whoa, how can my female goose be so beautiful?"

The bald scholar: "It's beautiful."

The bald scholar: "It's cute."

The bald scholar: "And well-behaved."

The bald scholar: "She is simply an angel!!"

At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "I knew she was an angel when you were still alive."

At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "But I didn't expect that she is so cute!!"

At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "Give me a contact method, thank you."

Roubaozi [-] yuan: "Old Gong, don't you love me?"

All of you here are beauties: "Game Didi."

All of you here are beauties: "Who changed my ID?"

At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "Who knows?"

At a glance, there are all pitfalls: "Baldy."

The bald scholar: "..."

The bald scholar: "Look, I'll give you two feet."

Hou Mu withdrew from the group chat, poked again and saw that it was full of pitfalls.

The bald scholar: "King King, how is your son?"

At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "I! Send the boss away!!"

The bald scholar: "?!"

After hearing what she said, Hou Mu quickly opened Weibo and clicked on her special attention.

No updates at all!

Hou Mu was full of anger, and the sound of nails hitting the screen was especially clear at night.

The bald scholar: "Who are you bluffing? You haven't updated yet."

At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "Hey, he was consumed by me."

The bald scholar: "???"

At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "There is a time limit for him to come out. I didn't fill in the pitfalls during this period, so he had to go back."

At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "Where's your poor little one?"

The bald scholar: "He fell asleep next to me."

At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "Tears of envy flowed from the corners of my mouth."

At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "Wait, your poor little one is not affected by this?"

The bald scholar: "It should be."

The bald scholar: "Her memory of the book has begun to fade."

The bald scholar: "She may not need to go back."

At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "Cover your lips in surprise.jpg"

At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "Wow, that's really good."

The bald scholar: "..."

At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "Then what are you going to do in the future?"

The bald scholar: "Send her to study, she's still a child."

At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "Then congratulations to you for being single and pregnant, and happy with your precious son?"

The bald scholar: "You're not bad either."