The abusive heroine in my pen came to me to settle the account gl

It was only after nine o'clock when Hou Mu woke up.

She had just escaped from the dream at this time, her mind was still not clear, and she was going to touch the phone with her eyes closed.

With this touch, he suddenly felt someone beside him.

Her senses came back in an instant, she opened her eyes, and looked at the person beside the bed in horror.

Seeing Xiao Kelian, the memory of what happened last night resurfaced.

She had to come to terms with the fact that her "cheap daughter" came across two worlds to find her.

"Ugh…"

Hou Mu sighed.

Then he passed Xiao Kelian and got the phone.

First thing, I ordered two takeaways for myself and bought some toiletries.

After Xiao Kelian recovers, he will take her to buy some clothes.

Hou Mu: Is this raising a daughter?Not too bad.

After she washed up briefly, seeing that the takeaway was still some time away, she opened the group chat again.

Two yuan and five meat buns: "Morning."

Well, 6:15 in the morning.

Dongdong: "Morning."

7:50 am.

Chen Chen: "Game Didi."

Good guy, playing games at eight o'clock in the morning, is this the self-cultivation of the wild king?

The bald scholar: "You guys wake up really early."

The bald scholar: "Where is the king of pit kings?"

The king of pit kings is full of pits at a glance.

The main reason is that she didn't dig the pit and didn't bury it, which caused complaints from readers, and even Hou Mu fell into a few pits.

She reminds her every day, and she doesn't see any repentance at first glance, so she gave her such a name.

Roubaozi is two yuan and five: "It's only nine o'clock, and there are still more than two hours before King Keng wakes up."

Bald scholar: "Wow."

The bald scholar: "Then I'll hug my baby and lie down in bed for a while longer."

Bald Scholar: "Video.gif"

A good morning starts with making your friends feel bad.

I just paddled in the group and read the readers' comments of "Dachen Fenghuajian" by the way. Time passed quickly, and the call for takeaway came.

"Hello, did you order takeaway?"

"Yes, it's me."

Hou Mu said casually, "Put it at the door."

"it is good."

After hanging up the phone, it took almost 3 minutes before Hou Mu got up slowly and went to the door to get takeaway.

At this time, the toiletries were also delivered, which saved her a few hundred steps.

Although the software is called "Are you starved to death", the delivery boy is still extremely fast.

When the takeaway arrived in Hou Mu's hand, it was still piping hot.

Just when Hou Mu was humming a little tune and was about to go to the bedroom to wake Xiao Kelian up, he heard sobbing.

Her little pity was crying.

After realizing this fact, Hou Mu quickly ran in and hugged Xiao Kelian in his arms: "What's wrong? Does the wound hurt?"

Xiao Kelian's eyes were red, she looked at Hou Mu, and said in a nasal voice, "I thought you didn't want me anymore."

Hou Mu: Wrong, dare not!

She said softly, "how come? I just went to get you something to eat. "

After coaxing him better, Hou Mu asked, "You must be hungry, right?"

Xiao Kelian nodded hesitantly, and she said, "I'm very hungry."

On the way to be exiled, not a drop of water entered.

But yesterday Hou Mu was so busy that he lost his head.

I didn't believe that she was Xiao Kelian who I wrote, and I didn't think of giving her some water.

Thinking of this, Hou Mu hurried out, took a cup of warm water, and put some salt in it.

"Come on, let's drink some water before eating."

"Ah."

Fortunately, although Xiao Kelian has many injuries, her hands can still move freely, which saves the embarrassment of asking Hou Mu to feed her.

The cracked lips were soaked in water, gradually turning bright red.

Seeing that Xiao Kelian drank the water in one breath, Hou Mu got ready to get out of the computer shelf and put the takeaway on it.

Xiao Kelian watched Hou Mu busy up and down, putting one weird-looking thing after another in front of her, and couldn't help asking: "What are these?"

"Um…"

It was also at this time that Hou Mu realized the extent of Xiao Kelian's lack of common sense in this world.

Now she must be unable to explain it in a few words, so she decided to hand over this great task to our technology - the Internet.

After Hou Mu handed the spoon to Xiao Kelian, he said softly, "Have some porridge first, and I'll show you some programs to understand our world."

"it is good."

Xiao Kelian was very obedient, she almost responded to whatever Hou Mu said.

Seeing her pouring porridge spoonful after spoonful into her mouth, Hou Mu couldn't hold back and took a lot of photos.

Oh, baby is so cute.

But very quickly, he turned on the projector and selected a program for Xiao Kelian.

"baby bus"

Her niece loved watching this.

Perhaps it was because Xiao Kelian had seen many strange things yesterday, but now she was not too frightened, but was drinking porridge and watching TV at the same time.

Seeing her attentively, Hou Mu couldn't help urging: "Eat quickly, the porridge is going to be cold."

"Oh…"

Seeing that she was drinking porridge faster, Hou Mu was not idle. After finishing his breakfast, he turned on the computer.

She tapped her editor.

Bald scholar: "My new book may take a few days."

Editorial team: "What?!"

The editorial team: "How many days are there only pigeons?"

Editor Tuanzi: "What kind of fairy lady are you, blah blah blah..."

Hou Mu closed the chat page of the Rainbow Fart Maker blankly, ready to conceive a new novel plot.

The new novel was actually planned a long time ago, this time she decided to return to herself and write a sand sculpture style novel.

The name has been finalized, and it is called "A Tale of Beautiful Beauty and Fairy with Bald Head".

She learned from "Dachen Fenghuajian" that she can't be abused all the time.

Give the readers a little sweetness first, and then stab them with a knife in the finale hahahahahahaha.

Seemingly affected by Hou Mu's state, Xiao Kelian struggled to escape from the animation and asked Hou Mu, "Are you okay?"

Hou Mu was strange: "I'm fine."

"But..." Xiao Kelian hesitated to speak, "You seem to want to do something bad."

Hou Mu smiled and said, "No, I'm planning to write a new novel."

"Oh…"

Xiao Kelian was silent suddenly, and after a long while asked again: "Then... is she the same as me?"

Hou Mu immediately understood Xiao Kelian's unfinished meaning: "It's not the same, it's not the same. I swore that I won't abuse people casually."

Even if it is abused, it must be wrapped in sugar.

Just as she was thinking about it, Hou Mu heard Xiao Kelian's voice again.

"Then why did you write about me like that?"

Here you go, no matter how you answer the question, you will die!

Hou Mu gasped, and wanted to open the group chat to ask her dog-headed soldiers.

But this move will definitely hurt Xiao Kelian.

She can only rely on luck.

She said, "In order for you to meet me."

"Then why don't you do this to other people?"

Hou Mu smiled softly, her eyes were affectionate, as if she could only pretend to be Xiao Ke's pity.

She stroked Xiao Kelian's black hair, and said every word with great solemnity.

"Because I only want to meet you."

She said: "You are the first book I wrote with all my heart and soul. No matter what stories I write later, whether it is wonderful or not."

"But they are far inferior to you."

and…

Hou Mu wept in her heart, she could not afford to raise so many children.

Fortunately, she only dug a hole, and only Xiao Ke felt sorry for this female goose.If there are fifty or sixty pits like Pit King, I'm afraid she will be hollowed out by her sons and daughters.

Thinking of this, Hou Mu just wanted to laugh with his hands on his hips, shouting that he was extremely wise.

But she didn't notice the change in Xiao Kelian's eyes.

When she came to her senses, Xiao Kelian had once again devoted herself to the animation industry.

And Hou Mu, also began to continue her stepmother... Ah bah!mother life.

Code word software, open.

Coffee, make it well.

Concentrate and calm down, put your hands on the keyboard.

Ten minutes later, Xiao Kelian poked his head over.Looking at the clean page, I asked curiously: "What's wrong?"

Hou Mu pushed Xiao Kelian's head back, and said in a serious tone, "I'm thinking about it."

"Oh."

Hearing what she said, Xiao Kelian sank into the ocean of learning again.

And Hou Mu continued her deep thinking.

After half an hour, Hou Mu chose to give up.

Codeword software, exit.

Weibo, log in.

The bald scholar: "The next novel is temporarily stuck, and there will be no update in the short term."

Netizen A: Let me translate: Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu.

Netizen B: Dog thief, do you still dare to show up? !

Netizen C: Hurry up, brothers, beat it!

...

Hou Mu flipped through the comments expressionlessly, and finally chose a netizen to answer.

Netizen Z: If you don't write abuse, you will have no inspiration, right?

The bald scholar replied to netizen Z: "A friend!!"

Netizen Z replied to the bald scholar: "You dog thief, take your life!"

Weibo, uninstall.

Hou Mu: This world is cold and heartless, only the bed can give me some warmth.

The computer shuts down, well, it's lunch time.

She took out her mobile phone and asked Xiao Kelian: "What do you want for lunch?"

"It's all right."

The poor little girl in her family has been completely immersed in the TV, and has forgotten her old mother.

Hou Mu pretended to wipe away his tears and opened the ugly group app.

Don't ask, it means rain and dew.

She had set it before that Xiao Kelian had a tricky taste and liked to eat sour, numbing and spicy dishes.So in the novel, there is basically no meal that she is satisfied with.

Not to mention that in the later stage of the plot, you can't eat enough, so what else can you say.

But now it was different. Hou Mu ordered fish with pickled cabbage, fish head with chopped pepper, mapo tofu, and old duck soup with sour radish.

She vowed to let her poor little girl enjoy the light of socialism.

"The TV is over."

Xiao Ke Lian pulled Hou Mu's clothes and said to Hou Mu.

There is no other expression on a beautiful face, but Hou Mu is so cute that his nose bleeds.

Is this mother love?

Hou Mu turned off the TV while crying.She said to Xiao Kelian: "Don't watch TV for too long, you will be short-sighted."

"Then you still look at your mobile phone and computer for so long?"

Hou Mu raised his eyebrows, he didn't expect her to learn so quickly.

It's just that I really can't let her watch it for a long time.

Hou Mu coaxed her softly: "Hey, let your eyes rest for a while, take a nap and look again."

"Ok."

Xiao Kelian had a cold face, she seemed to have no objection, but Hou Mu could read the displeasure from her expression.

Hou Mu: The child grows up so fast, is it about to reach the rebellious stage?

Before Hou Mu could think about it, the ugly rider came with two rabbit ears.

When Hou Mu saw him, he warmly greeted him as if seeing a savior.

Rider: "I hope the beauty will give you a five-star review, thank you."

Then it disappeared like the wind.

Hou Mu smiled and carried the takeaway box, and said to Xiao Kelian, "Baby, it's time to eat."

Xiao Kelian was very disgusted, "It's said on TV that you should eat less takeaway, it's not healthy."

"Really?"

Hou Mu patted her on the top of the head and praised: "You learn so fast."

"Come on, let's eat."

Xiao Kelian turned her head: "I don't eat, it's not healthy."

Hou Mu smiled slightly, and brought the pickled fish meat to Xiao Kelian's mouth.

"Ah~"

Xiao Kelian also followed her movements, opening his mouth slightly.

A mouthful of fish was stuffed.

Her eyes were full of panic, but she seemed to be seduced by the delicious food, and she chewed it uncontrollably a few times.

Then silently picked up the bowls and chopsticks.

Hou Mu looked at her with a smile, "Honey, do you know Li Jingze?"

Xiao Kelian's cheeks were swollen and filled with fish.The bowl was also full of old duck meat, she shook her head while chewing.

Seeing her like this made Hou Mu even happier.

Picked a duck leg for Xiao Kelian.

"It's nothing, it's just a senior of yours."