The abusive heroine in my pen came to me to settle the account gl

The aftereffect of being too excited last night is that Hou Mu woke up the next morning feeling like he was going to die.

The upper and lower eyelids are stuck together and cannot be pulled apart at all.

She is like a shell that has lost her soul, dangling around with her eyes closed.

"Baldy, get up!"

A question mark silently appeared in Hou Mu's unresponsive head.

Before she had time to look at the surrounding situation, she asked directly: "Don't you know my name?"

"That's right." King Xi shrugged indifferently, "Do you want me to call you by your name in front of the audience?"

When he said this, Hou Mu suddenly woke up.

"What audience?"

She raised her eyes, only to see the densely packed cameras in front of the bed, all of which were aimed at Hou Mu without exception.

Hou Mu looked at each other speechlessly, and could only lift up the quilt to cover his head.

"You are so scary."

King Xi complained ruthlessly: "It's not because you don't get up."

"Alas..." Hou Mu sighed, then looked at King Xi and shook his head.

Just when King Xi was stupefied, Hou Mu said slowly, "You're a single dog, you won't understand."

King Xi: "..."

"climb!!"

Hou Mu immediately regained his energy, and said to the accompanying PD: "Quick, quick, take a picture."

"The well-known rap is openly playing big names, and I am a little street writer."

"Can this be tolerated?!"

Hou Mu was filled with righteous indignation, and the photography team also took a very perfunctory photo of King Xi who was constipated.

In the end, Hou Mu's accompanying PD reminded: "Teacher Bald, it's time to get up and eat."

Hou Mu turned a deaf ear to it because she didn't want to move.

So she waved her long arm: "Eat, I'll come later."

"it is good."

After the crowd left, the room suddenly became deserted.

Hou Mu waited for them to leave before getting up and getting dressed.Don’t forget to put the new socks you brought in your pocket——

Originally, I was afraid of the cold at night, so I deliberately brought an extra pair.

Who knew there was an electric blanket.

It's completely useless.

After she brought all her things, she turned on her phone again and found that Xiao Kelian hadn't sent a message.

Yes, it's only five o'clock in the morning.

Maybe I haven't woken up yet.

Hou Mu thought about it, and started typing.

"Honey, are you up yet?"

Just when she thought she would not receive any news and was about to talk about today's route, she saw the news from Xiao Kelian.

Baby: "Your baby isn't up."

Baby: "Your wife is up."

Hou Mu: ...

She felt her adrenaline soaring, and a rush of heat rushed straight to the sky.It makes the morning of Mount Emei warm.

Hou Mu even gained inexplicable confidence that he could single out the Monkey King who robbed her of the stick yesterday.

If you kick it up a hill, you can't even buckle it off.

Moreover, she really wants to hear what Jiayu said about the baby now.

How could Xiao Kelian change so much.

What the hell is a good dence? !

Maybe it was because she stayed for too long and never heard from Xiao Kelian.

Xiao Kelian came over with a voice.

Hou Mu looked around like a thief at first.

After confirming that there were no cameras around, she turned on the voice.

"Doesn't Mumu like me?"

"Why don't you want to call me wife?"

The soft and pitiful voice echoed in Hou Mu's ears. It seemed that Xiao Kelian was standing in front of her, lowering her head and pinching the corner of Hou Mu's clothes. With wet eyes, she asked Hou Mu aggrievedly.

Ask her why she doesn't call her wife.

"Ah! You have a nosebleed!"

As soon as King Xi came back, he saw Hou Mu who was smiling dazedly, holding the phone in his hand.

I didn't notice it at all, the nosebleed had already meandered down.

After being howled by King Xi's voice, Hou Mu came back to his senses.She quickly pulled out the tissue and stuffed it directly into her nostrils.

Facts have proved that no matter how beautiful you are, how outstanding your temperament is.As long as you have two pieces of paper stuffed in your nose, you will never be a beauty.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

The staff laughed together and did not forget to take a picture of Hou Mu with a calm face.

But Hou Mu didn't care, and even took a selfie and sent it to Xiao Kelian.

Hou Mu: "My sister has a nosebleed because of you."

Before Xiao Kelian could respond, Hou Mu immediately sent another message.

Hou Mu: "Let's not talk about Ang, we have already started filming here."

Baby: "OK~"

After Xiao Kelian put down the phone, her cheeks were still flushed, and she looked at Jiayu gratefully.

"Sister Yuyu, are you amazing?"

Jiayu was sleepy, and her mouth blurred in response: "Mmmmm..."

Realizing that Jiayu was still sleepy, Xiao Kelian stopped talking.

Just holding the phone with a happy face, looking at the big photo in front of the screen——

Hou Mu nosebleed.jpg

There is no beauty in this photo, but Xiao Kelian looked at it, but his heart was sweet.

It seems to have got some treasure.

But I made a decision in my heart: next time, be braver!

Hou Mu is thousands of miles away. She doesn't know that what awaits her in the future is a sweet and exciting life.Still surrounded by clouds and mists, he resigned himself to his fate and climbed to a higher place.

There were snowflakes in the sky, and at some point, what Hou Mu looked at was completely white.The road was already covered with thick snow, and the soles of Hou Mu's feet were slippery, making it difficult to walk.

When Hou Mu fell for the first time, the staff surrounded her and asked her if there was any serious problem.

During the second time, many staff members carried cameras and recorded this scene very realistically.

By the third time, some staff members had already started betting on how many times Hou Mu could fall today.

...

Up to now, everyone has no turmoil in their hearts, and they have all paid for Hou Mu's accompanying PD.

Willing to gamble to lose.

Only King Xi persisted, standing where he was, waiting for Hou Mu to get up from the ground.

Hou Mu felt that if he fell down again, he would be stupid, so he was not hypocritical at the moment, and called out to King Xi affectionately.

"Xiao Xizi."

King Xi's playful upper body: "What are your orders, Your Majesty?"

Hou Mu is dignified and elegant, with his right hand hanging in the air, revealing a pink hand.

Seeing this, the accompanying PD hurriedly pulled in the camera, and then pulled in again.

Only then did he see that Hou Mu was holding a pair of pink socks.

And now, her pink sock hand was supported by King Xi.

Staff: Monkey King isrio! !

King Xi also noticed the socks on Hou Mu's hands, and was very disgusted at the moment: "What's the matter with you, little old girl?"

"It stinks!"

Supported by King Xi, Hou Mu replied very gracefully: "Fairy's socks are all fragrant."

King Xi: "..."

Seeing King Xi's disgusted and tangled expression.Hou Mu was worried that he would run away, so he quickly added: "New socks, unopened."

Only then did King Xi heave a sigh of relief: "All right."

After they had passed through the area with the heaviest snow cover, the road widened again and was no longer completely covered by snow.

Became uphill.

Hou Mu stood at the foot of the mountain or the mountainside, and looked up.

The fog was very heavy today, and Hou Mu could only see the snow ladder winding upwards, with no end in sight.One side of the snow ladder is against the cliff, and the other side is blocked by chains.

Outside the chains are pines and cypresses crushed by snow.

After that, it is surrounded by mountains, like a fairyland.

With trembling hands, Hou Mu took off the sock on his right hand, and tremblingly took a photo.

I plan to send it to Xiao Kelian.

But because she was too cold, she could only immediately put the phone back in her pocket and continue on her way.

When climbing the mountain on the second day, the scenery was obviously much more beautiful than the first day.

A stone and a tree in the mountains have their own strength of character.

But now Hou Mu was cold and hungry, so he could only take a quick glance at the beautiful scenery.

So I continued on my way with my head bowed, hoping to get to the summit as soon as possible and end the shooting.

She knew that variety shows must be tiring work.

Hou Mu thought in her heart: After this filming, she will never do this again.

Wouldn't it be nice to write novels at home with the air conditioner on? !

Hou Mu was thinking wildly, but he didn't realize that the temperature on his body was getting colder and colder.

Even with socks on, his hands were red and swollen.

But now, they have been away for more than half a day.

The closer you get to the top of the mountain, the thicker the fog, and the visibility plummets, and you can basically only see a range of about ten meters.

As for Hou Mu, his body was getting colder and colder.

Her breath became misty, and her face was pale.Because of the fog, her hair was all wet and stuck to her face, and she was in a mess.

But Hou Mu can still enjoy himself while suffering.

Fortunately, it was not Xiao Kelian who came here.

She walked for a long time before she saw a transfer station.

Hou Mu was cold and tired, he couldn't hold back, and suggested to the program crew: "Let's take a break..."

His tone was weak, how could he be as energetic as usual?

The program team didn't say much, and sat down immediately, waiting for Hou Mu to recover his strength.

Hou Mu wanted to turn on the phone and ask Xiao Kelian how she was doing and whether she was tired.

Finally gave up.

She was so cold that she couldn't unlock her phone.

At this moment, a sausage was brought to Hou Mu.

Hou Mu looked up and saw King Xi holding a handful of meat in his hand, and said with a serious face.

"Eat something, pad your belly."

"Okay." Hou Mu didn't refuse, and immediately took it.

Perhaps because of being on the mountain, the sausage tasted delicious and spicy, which immediately activated Hou Mu's nerves.

Hou Mu felt that her body was getting warmer, and she was no longer so cold that she was afraid.

"Don't eat in the morning." King Xi was also sitting next to her, holding a spare rib, and gnawed deliciously: "Let's see if you dare to skip breakfast in the future."

Only then did Hou Mu react.

She was so cold just now, it was purely because she didn't eat in the morning, and the energy supply couldn't meet the consumption.

In addition, the wind and snow on the mountain are heavy, so it's no wonder it's not cold.

Hou Mu gnawed on the sausage, feeling lingering fear: "Don't dare, don't dare."

After she finished eating the sausage, her body warmed up and she came back to life.

He didn't rest anymore and continued on his way.

It's just that the weather is not good today.

After Hou Mu and King Xi got on the cable car, they vaguely saw the Buddha statue on the golden dome.

The fog filled the air, and the Buddha statues were all shrouded in the fog.

Hou Mu watched intently, but didn't see any tricks.

Unwilling to give up, she turned on her phone again to take pictures.

The result is simply a cloud of fog, and nothing can be photographed.

Hou Mu failed to check in.

Just when she was disappointed, King Xi pushed her.

"Look, is there an envelope under the Buddha statue?"

Hou Mu heard the words, and zoomed in on the camera again, and found that there was indeed a black gold envelope at the foot of the Buddha statue.

Presumably, if it is a cloudless day and the sun shines on the Buddha statue, then their eyes must be attracted by the Buddha statue.

I don't care to watch these at all.

But now, the fog is so thick that even the sea of ​​clouds cannot be seen clearly.

She and King Xi could only look east and west.

It turned out that they really found it.

How can we know that it is not a blessing if it is a blessing in disguise.

only…

Hou Mu looked at the two black gold envelopes in King Xi's hand, and was a little puzzled: "Didn't you say there are three tokens?"

"correct."

The staff explained: "There is another one, which is hidden in the temple where we live."

Hou Mu: "Where is it?"

Staff: "The back kitchen."

"... "

Hou Mu and King Xi were speechless, and finally asked: "You told us now, which means..."

"You can't go back and get it."

Hou Mu: "Oh, Huo."

King Xi: "Ouch."

Presumably the mission must have failed, so Hou Mu didn't care.

She asked directly: "What is the use of this token, and what is the punishment for failure?"

The staff explained: "The three tokens represent the means of transportation you can choose when you go back."

"If you find all three tokens, you can take the plane, get off the car, and have a special car from the program team to pick you up."

"If you find two tokens, take the high-speed rail."

"If you find a token, take the hard seat on the train."

King Xi was a little curious: "The token was not found yet?"

The staff smiled softly: "Then ride a shared bicycle."

After finishing speaking, he added: "The fare is paid by yourself."

Good guy.

Hou Mu called him a good guy.

They are all using shared bicycles, and Yan Min can still buckle like this, as expected of him!

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