The abusive heroine in my pen came to me to settle the account gl

Chinese New Year is like this, I always look forward to it, but when it really comes, I feel that it is no different from usual.On the contrary, there will be some aunts and six wives who have never heard of it or seen them come to you, which is quite annoying.

In order to hide from relatives, Hou Mu went to bed together and sneaked out of the door with Xiao Kelian.

She didn't want to spend this great time listening to lectures.

She took Xiao Kelian to the market.

Because of the New Year, every household needs to stock up on New Year’s goods, so there are more street vendors.

Xiao Kelian was held by Hou Mu in his right hand, and in the other hand he was holding a big sugar figurine, walking through the crowd.

The atmosphere is comfortable and peaceful.

At this moment, amidst the crowd, Hou Mu felt a bump on his left shoulder.

The first reaction is strange.

Obviously Xiao Kelian was standing on her left, even if the crowd was crowded, she should have bumped into her right shoulder.

In the blink of an eye, she immediately let go of Xiao Kelian's hand, and touched her left pocket.

Sure enough, the wallet and mobile phone in his pocket disappeared without a trace!

All this happened in an instant.

So Hou Mu almost immediately held down the people passing by her.

Ask directly: "What are you doing to steal from me!"

The person she held down was a man less than 1.6 meters tall. When Hou Mu looked at him, he had to bow his head.

And the man didn't give in, and glared at Hou Mu: "Who stole your things?!"

"You are bloody!"

Because Hou Mu just subconsciously held down the person next to him, he was not sure if the person in front of him was a thief.

Didn't even get a firm grip on it.

Just when Hou Mu doubted his judgment, the man in front of him suddenly swung his arm and broke free from Hou Mu's restraint.

Just run away!

Hou Mu, who was still doubting himself, immediately confirmed his guess——

That man is a thief!

She didn't bother to explain to Xiao Kelian, but hurriedly confessed: "That man is a thief, he stole my mobile phone and money."

After finishing speaking, he let go of his feet and started chasing people.

But now it is the peak season of the market, and the crowd is already crowded.The thief kept running to the corner again. Hou Mu was wearing high heels, and his combat effectiveness was basically zero.

But she didn't give up, she still put on her high heels and chased after the thief.

It seemed that the thief was getting annoyed, and halfway through the run, he threw 200 yuan down.

I almost made Hou Mu laugh out loud!

Hou Mu didn't even look at it, let the money fall on the ground, and continued to chase the thief.

It's just that the man seems to be a habitual offender, with quick legs and feet, and is also very familiar with the terrain in this area.

The distance between Hou Mu and him gradually widened and became bigger and bigger.

Just when Hou Mu was discouraged, Xiao Kelian handed the sugar figurine to Hou Mu.

Then, like an eagle, he directly chased the man away.

Hou Mu was already out of breath, and had already given up on taking back the things.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Kelian's appearance made her feel nervous and cheered up again.

Enduring the pain in his feet, he chased after him tightly.

While chasing, she still didn't forget to ask for help: "There is a thief! Catch the thief!"

After shouting this sentence, Hou Mu saw many people who were shopping and joined the chasing team.

Xiao Kelian rode like a thousand horses, and soon caught up with the thief.

It's just that the thief was unwilling to be caught.

I don't know if it was to scare Xiao Kelian, or if he really had evil intentions.

Hou Mu watched helplessly as the thief struggled away from Xiao Kelian, and took out a shining knife in his hand!

Seeing the blood flowing backwards all over Hou Mu's body, he was afraid that something might happen to Xiao Kelian.

But, after all, the thief underestimated Xiao Kelian.

Before he could raise the knife in his hand, he was swept by Xiao Kelian and fell to the ground.

And Xiao Kelian's hands kept moving, and a clean grab made the thief completely unable to struggle.

Seeing that the thief was subdued, the crowd who had been helping to hunt them down also stopped and dispersed.

Hou Mu didn't even have time to say a word of thanks, and everyone dispersed.

Stepping on her high heels, she ran towards Xiao Kelian quickly.

When she was in front of her, she felt lingering fear: "Didn't you see the knife in his hand?"

"How dangerous."

Hou Mu said with a bit of seriousness: "What if I scratch you?"

"I know I was wrong~" Xiao Kelian was still pressing on the thief to prevent the thief from escaping.

Seeing that she has a good attitude of admitting her mistakes, Hou Mu has nothing to do with her.In the end, he reached out and took out the mobile phone from the thief's pocket——

a lot of!

Sure enough, a habitual offender!

After Hou Mu found his mobile phone, he immediately dialed 110.

This kind of person should go to prison.

The police arrived very quickly, and the thief was handcuffed away in less than 10 minutes.

And Hou Mu and Xiao Kelian had no intention of going shopping anymore, and after buying a candied haws for Xiao Kelian, they took a taxi and went home.

After she returned home empty-handed, she was disgusted by Hou Ma's every aspect.

"What about the Spring Festival couplets?"

"What about the New Year's goods?"

Hou Ma sat on the sofa and taught Hou Mu a lesson while eating melon seeds.

"Don't tell me you really just went shopping."

Hou Mu was very proud: "I learned from Lei Feng and went to do good deeds."

Mama Hou: …

She made a phone call: "Hey, take your niece to see? I think there is something wrong with her head."

"... "

Hou Mu pulled Xiao Kelian to sit down, planning to tell her mother about the thrilling things that happened today.

"Mom, I was shopping today and almost got stolen..."

Hou Ma continued to eat melon seeds: "Why is it so close? What a pity."

Hou Mu: There's no need to talk!Gan!

She got up ruthlessly: "You continue to play with the silly dog, baby and I..."

She was halfway through speaking, but suddenly stuck.

Now is the time, what are we going to do?

shop?

No, no, my feet still hurt.

Then you can't go online, right?

Just when Hou Mu was hesitating, her cell phone rang again.

Yo, still an old acquaintance.

Hou Mu glanced at Xiao Kelian, and then went to the familiar bathroom.

"doing what?"

Chen Chen's voice came from the other side of the phone: "Playing mahjong, three missing one, come or not?"

"hiss…"

hesitating...

After a little thought, he hesitated to speak: "Come to an address."

Chen Chen: "The old place."

"Row."

Hou Mu responded happily: "Come here!"

After speaking, I hung up.

When she pushed open the toilet door, she saw Xiao Kelian in front of the door.She was raising her right hand, clenched into a fist, as if she was about to knock on the door.

As a result, the door opened first.

A pair of hands just paused in the air, unable to get down.

It was Hou Mu who grasped Xiao Kelian's hand very discerningly, and said with a smile, "Honey, do you want to play mahjong?"

Xiao Kelian tilted her head: "Mahjong?"

After she finished speaking, she came back to her senses: "Is that the square piece in your show?"

"Bingo!"

Hou Mu was very supportive: "The baby is awesome, and the memory is so good."

After boasting, he continued: "Let's go, let's introduce you to my friends."

"Good~"

Under her mother's sight, Hou Mu swaggered out the door.

Before entering the private room, Hou Mu was still talking nonsense to Xiao Kelian, "Look, I will definitely kill them tonight, and kill them all."

Xiao Ke smiled pitifully and said, "Mu Mu is really amazing."

Then the boxes opened.

In an instant, the eyes of the three people in the box were all focused.

The aroma of barbecue is fragrant.

"Good guy." Seeing this, Hou Mu sighed directly: "I just told you to wait for a while, but you have already started ordering barbecue?"

"what."

A man with round glasses, round eyes, face, and body said, "I haven't eaten."

"Oh…"

Hou Muke said, "Come on, pass me a skewer of pork belly."

After finishing speaking, I went to ask Xiao Kelian: "What do you want to eat? How about oysters?"

As soon as she asked, Xiao Kelian followed into the box and came into everyone's sight.

There was a gasp.

Hou Mu noticed that there were three old virgins in the box who were starting to be agitated. In order to prevent some people from having unsuitable thoughts, she directly introduced: "This is Xiao Kelian, your sister-in-law."

"Huh!"

This sentence was astonishing, and I saw another gentle-looking man give a thumbs up: "Sister Mu, you are amazing."

Another man with a cropped cut and a regular appearance couldn't help but sigh: "How did you cheat, give me some experience?"

"Go away."

Hou Mu smiled, and introduced someone to Xiao Kelian.

She pointed to the man wearing round glasses who was eating delicious barbecue and said: "He is Chen Chen, my cousin, you can call him Fatty Chen."

Immediately afterwards, she pointed to the gentle and thin man: "His name is Zhang Yu."

Finally, it was the man with acne on his face: "His name is Wang Wugui."

After speaking, she smiled again and said, "You can call him King Turtle, or you can call him King Turtle."

Wang Wugui: "You might die if I punch you twice."

The crowd laughed.

Although their atmosphere is so relaxed, if there are people with a little knowledge, they will know that none of these three people is simple.

Chen Chen, the little fat guy who eats barbecue, is one of the new directors. With a literary film, he overwhelmed all the seniors and won [-] awards at the film festival.

Brutely made many newcomers popular.

My own net worth skyrocketed, and I became the No.1 of "Most Wanted to Co-Director".

Even Yan Min was behind him.

As for the man named Zhang Yu, although he looked weak, he grew up in the same yard as Hou Mu and Chen Chen.I usually get along well with Hou's mother, and we study stocks together when we have nothing to do, which is like a year-end friendship.

Even when Hou Mu was a child, there was a humiliating history of calling him uncle.

Zhang Yu's name is Hou Mu—Sister Mu.

Hou Mu's name is Zhang Yu—Uncle Zhang.

Call each other without delay.

It's just because of his health that he rests all year round, making tea and drinking wine in his own tea shop when he has nothing to do.

They would never know that the person who cut their leeks in the stock market turned out to be this helpless young man.

As for the last King Turtle...

Ah no, Wang Wugui is even more amazing!

His grandfather was an old soldier who went to the battlefield and won first-class merit!He and Hou Mu's grandfather and grandfather were life and death friends, and even bought the house for the elderly to live next door.

And Wang Wugui did not disgrace his grandfather's reputation, he was dedicated to serving the country and the people, he loved justice when he was a child, and he joined the army without hesitation when he grew up.

I don't see each other very often throughout the year, but this time I actually brought these three busy people together.

This is why Hou Mu did not refuse to play mahjong.

Although Xiao Kelian didn't know their identities, she could sense their difficulties.

After greeting everyone in a restrained manner, she introduced herself again in embarrassment.

"My name is Xiao Kelian, and I am Mu Mu's lover."

Chen Chen: The chicken wings in his hand are suddenly no longer fragrant.

He was tasteless, and after putting down the chicken wings, he was a little speechless: "I'm going to drop an object in the game tonight!"

Hou Mu is a master at sprinkling salt on scars, "The one that is bigger than you when you take it out?"

The other two almost screamed out of laughter!

Chen Chen: "Damn!"

After finishing speaking, he urged: "Hurry up, we've been talking for so long, we're playing mahjong!"

"Come, come!"

Hou Mu sat down directly, and did not forget to move a bench for Xiao Kelian, and put it next to her seat.

He also asked, "How big is the beating?"

Chen Chen held his barbecue, hesitantly: "One dollar?"

Hou Mu:? ? ?

"Why are you so poor?" Zhang Yu coughed twice and said, "Sell the trophy in your house, let's make it bigger!"

Hou Mu: "How old is it?"

Zhang Yu tremblingly stretched out two fingers: "Two pieces!"

"..." Hou Mu hesitated to speak, but stopped: "You have been cut leeks, so how?"

"No."

Zhang Yu said weakly: "A few days ago, I bought a stock that was about to be delisted. I wanted to buy it and play for a few days. Who knows that the continuous limit will fall, and no amount of money can be raised."

"Now I have become the largest shareholder of that company."

"Hahahahahahahahaha!" Hou Mu laughed heartlessly: "I never thought you would be cut off one day."

"Two yuan tea money is not enough." Wang Wugui was very generous: "One hundred!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Yu and Chen Chen got up to leave.

Zhang Yu put his hands together, like a young old man: "You hit me, I can't afford it."

Chen Chen still didn't forget to pack his barbecue: "Me too."

"..." Wang Wugui was speechless: "Then how old are you going to fight?"

"Ten yuan." Chen Chen was very wronged: "This is my last family fortune."

Hou Mu was furious: "If you take the trophy and sell it, won't you have it?"

"I think so too." Chen Chen was even more aggrieved: "This trophy has to be returned next year, it's really deductible."

"All right, all right." The Turtle King spoke in a hurry because he was a soldier.He directly urged: "Hurry up, the cards are all shuffled."

This basically means agreeing to play ten yuan.

Who would have thought?

The bigwigs in various industries, let alone spending a lot of money.

You can only play mahjong for ten yuan.

Tears.

Thinking about it carefully, there is still a little bit of sadness.

It's just that this bit of bitterness is obviously insignificant compared to playing mahjong.At least four people on the poker table immediately devoted themselves to one hundred and eight cards.

Hou Mu: "Three points!"

Chen Chen: "Touch!"

Hou Mu: "Fifty thousand."

Zhang Yu: "Bar!"

Immediately afterwards, he drew another card: "Bloom on the bar!!"

Hou Mu, pay for ing...

The second round begins.

Hou Mu started with four pairs, and called the small seven pair early on.

After touching Zhang Santiao and coming up, Hou Mu began to struggle, should he change his name?

Hou Mu hesitated again and again, and called out cruelly: "Jiutong!"

Chen Chen: "Nine barrels."

Hou Mu: ...

I hate!

When the card was played again, Hou Mu's heart was ashamed, and his words were trembling: "Nine barrels..."

Zhang Yu: "Nonsense, it's all the same."

Wang Wugui: "One cannon hits two shots, and it hits the right spot!"

Hou Mu vomits blood, it's okay, there's one more person...

In the next second, Chen Chen smiled and bent over: "Touch yourself!"

Hou Mu: ...

Take your money, take your money, keep going!

She had a sad face, and she didn't even feel the joy of Hu Pai!

It is imperative for everyone to quit Hou Mu's mahjong addiction today!

Just when Hou Mu was very sad, Xiao Kelian spoke.

"Mumu, I want to play, okay?"

"Okay." Hou Mu changed positions very neatly.

If the fight continued, she might have a cerebral hemorrhage on the spot.

And you can't let Xiao Kelian just watch by the side all the time, you need to have a sense of participation.

Another round of cards.

Hou Mu stared blankly at Xiao Kelian who kept collecting money.

"bump."

"Bar!"

"I can figure it out myself!"

...

The wallet also began to bulge, only to feel that the world is so mysterious.Even the other people at the poker table looked terrified at Xiao Ke's pitiful eyes.

Chen Chen: "Is this the boss coming to the novice area to kill?"

Zhang Yu: "This is a full-level boss chopping vegetables."

He added: "The dishes are ours."

Even Wang Wugui sighed quietly: "I originally wanted to win some living expenses with Hou Mu..."

"Who knew the underpants would lose."

Hou Mu grinned: "No way, maybe this is a genius."

She flicked her hair very Versailles: "My baby is playing mahjong for the first time."

Three people: "..."

"Really, I don't believe it."

A game of cards ended with three losers.

Hou Mu generously paid the fee for the private room, and was about to happily take the treasure home.

It's getting dark.

Unexpectedly, Chen Chen's face was shocked: "Going back so early, your kidneys are weak?"

When Hou Mu heard this, he was a little curious: "What else are you going to do?"

"I don't know." Zhang Yu stood up, and Xiao Kelian realized that he looked gentle and thin, but he was really tall.

It feels like if you raise your hand, you can touch the ceiling directly.

It's just that his complexion is not good, and he looks like he lacks energy and blood.

He said, "It's no fun, let's go for a night beer?"

Hou Mu thought about it. During the filming, he had a night of beer.

Xiao Ke made trouble all night.

Now she lives at home, but she doesn't dare to mess around, so she declined: "You three singles, go, I won't go."

She put her arms around Xiao Kelian's waist, and smiled a bit meanly: "How can it be important for you to accompany your wife?"

Chen Chen: "Climb for me!"

Hou Mu: Hee hee hee.

Before leaving, she said happily, "Call me again after you play mahjong."

Wang Wugui asked, "Are you coming alone?"

"That must not be possible." Hou Mu smiled: "I will bring my wife to teach you."

Wang Wugui: "Get rolling!"

Under the disgust of the three people, Hou Mu happily went home with Xiao Kelian.

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-02-1420:01:34~2021-02-1517:17:54期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 3 bottles of Xuebajun;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!