The abusive heroine in my pen came to me to settle the account gl

After investigating the "real culprit behind the scenes", Hou Mu's cloud finally turned.

She said earnestly: "Good children can't learn dirty words, do you know?"

"Oh…"

Xiao Kelian looked up at her, then quickly looked away.

His eyes dodged, like a flustered little rabbit.

"what happened?"

Xiao Kelian heard that Hou Mu's tone returned to normal, and then reached out and grabbed Hou Mu's clothes.

She asked, "Aren't you angry?"

"Angry."

Hou Mu smiled and said, "But I'm not mad at you, don't worry."

Seeing her in pity, Xiao Ke gripped Hou Mu's clothes tighter.

"You just scared me," she said.

"I'm sorry." Hou Mu apologized very quickly, "I won't do it next time."

She thought for a while, and then said, "Am I scary just now?"

"Ah."

Xiao Kelian nodded, and the little top hat on her head was bouncing.

"very scary."

Hou Mu hurriedly comforted his good girl: "I was wrong."

"Then I forgive you."

Her delicate face was lifted up, allowing Hou Mu to vaguely see the honorable Princess Chen.

Instead of the current black household who doesn't even have an account.

Speaking of accounts...

"Baby, let's go, the police station is open."

"The police station?"

Before Hou Mu could answer, Xiao Kelian said happily, "I know."

"The one who serves the people..."

"what do you say that is…"

Hou Mu didn't remind her, just leaned on the car with his hands in his pockets.

Look at Xiao Kelian's cute appearance when he wants to break his head and can't think of anything.

After struggling for a long time, Xiao Kelian suddenly realized.

"By the way, Uncle Policeman!"

"That's right." Hou Mu praised without hesitation: "Ke Ke is awesome."

She said, and opened the car door.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Kelian still stood still.

"what happened?"

Hou Mu asked curiously, but Xiao Kelian stood where he was, and after looking around, he quickly walked towards Hou Mu.

Her face was flushed, and she looked innocent and young, like a deer jumping in the forest.

After she stood in front of Hou Mu, she stood on tiptoe a little, but she still didn't reach Hou Mu's ear.

Seeing this, Hou Mu took the initiative to bend over.

The warm breath hit Hou Mu's ears, causing goose bumps all over his body.

She heard Xiao Ke's pitiful voice full of shyness.

"Well... I don't have...underwear yet."

Underwear, that is, underwear.

Hou Mu, who had figured this out, also blushed.

She took pity on Xiao Ke from head to toe, but forgot to buy from the inside to the outside.

And, if she's good girl goose without underwear.

Then... she now...

"Clap" sounded.

Xiao Ke was startled.

She looked at Hou Mu who slapped her in surprise, and quickly grabbed Hou Mu's hand.

"What are you doing?"

Hou Mu beat his chest and stamped his feet with the other hand, wishing he could grab the ground with his head.

"I'm a jerk!"

I'm greedy for my own female goose body woo woo woo.

Gan, I can't think about it anymore!

With five slap marks on his face, Hou Mu dragged Xiao Kelian to take the elevator, but he didn't agree to take the escalator again.

Looking at Xiao Kelian who was sulking with him, Hou Mu only felt tired.

But he still tried his best to coax Xiao Kelian.

"Baby, don't be angry."

Xiao Kelian is now shrinking herself in a corner, with her head half turned, just ignoring Hou Mu.

Of course, she was pale and trembling.

Can't speak at all.

A pair of hands tightly pinched Hou Mu's clothes, so hard that his knuckles turned white.

Hou Mu didn't know whether he should be distressed or amused by being so scared and still insisting on getting angry.

Hou Mu comforted Xiao Kelian: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'm still by your side."

Unexpectedly, Xiao Kelian burst into tears: "You know that I am afraid, but you still want to take me on this thing?"

"no!"

Hou Mu immediately denied: "Isn't this a special situation?"

Xiao Kelian's eyes were tearful, with red eye circles, both charming and charming.

"What's so special?"

Hou Mu hesitated again and again, still approaching her ear, and said a few words.

Now Xiao Kelian's eyes are not only red, but also his whole face is red.

Anger temporarily suppressed fear and gained the upper hand.

She twisted Hou Mu's waist severely, "What are you thinking!"

"This... this kind of thing..."

"how can that be possible!"

Another big red face.

It was only then that Hou Mu realized that he had made a mistake, begging for mercy and pleading guilty.

Simply because it is a working day, there are fewer people shopping in the mall, otherwise they will definitely be scolded for showing affection and being shameless.

Fortunately, Xiao Ke's pity came and went quickly.

When she left the elevator, although her expression was not very happy, her hand was already firmly in Hou Mu's palm.

Hou Mu dragged Xiao Kelian into the underwear shop.

Before the shopping guide stepped forward, he saw two beauties approaching affectionately, holding hands.

Especially the shorter beauties, who look so pretty.

So beautiful that she couldn't bear the slightest jealousy.

This kind of heaven's preference is too much, so that I can only sigh.

Hou Mu looked at the shopping guide looking at Xiao Kelian in amazement, feeling a little distressed in his chest.

She turned slightly to block the sight of the shopping guide.

Only then did the shopping guide come back to his senses, and his professionalism came online again.

She hurried up to meet her, quite professionally: "Are the two ladies buying underwear?"

"Ah."

Hou Mu was very cold and turned slightly sideways, making Xiao Kelian's figure reappear.

The impact of beauty at close range made the shopping guide lose his mind again.

"cough…"

Hou Mu was a little impatient now, she spoke directly, calling back her sanity: "Buy it for her."

"Oh oh oh oh…"

The shopping guide nodded and forced himself to return rationally.

She said, "I don't know what is the bust size of this young lady?"

She looked expectantly at Xiao Kelian, Xiao Kelian looked confused, and then looked at Hou Mu.

So the shopping guide also looked at Hou Mu.

Hou Mu:? ? ?

She asked: "You see what I do, I don't know."

If Hou Mu knew, he would have bought it online, so he wouldn't go out shopping.

Tired.

The shopping guide now also understands that this beautiful woman doesn't know her bust size.

She took out a soft ruler from her staff uniform and handed it to Xiao Kelian.

"Miss, you just need to use this to measure your upper bust and lower bust."

Xiao Kelian took the tape measure, still puzzled: "What is upper and lower bust?"

The shopping guide was a little speechless. She wanted to speak, but Hou Mu preempted her.

She whispered a few words to Xiao Kelian again, only to see that the enthusiasm that had just disappeared on Xiao Kelian's face was steaming again.

She nodded nana: "Ah... I see."

Seeing that Hou Mu made it clear, the shopping guide immediately opened the curtain of the fitting room and said to Xiao Kelian.

"Let's test it first, girl."

"it is good."

Xiao Kelian blushed, and walked in almost with the same hands and feet.

The curtain was drawn, and there was no movement for a long time.

Hou Mu has been chatting in the group for a while, but Xiao Kelian hasn't come out yet.

Outside the curtain, the two looked at each other.

The shopping guide asked Hou Mu: "That girl, won't she fall asleep?"

Hou Mu was puzzled: "Probably not."

Because it was indeed a long time, Hou Mu went outside the fitting room and asked people through the curtain.

"Ke Ke?"

"Um…"

Seeing people inside, Hou Mu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

She quickly asked: "What's the matter? Haven't come out for so long?"

Xiao Kelian's voice was full of shame: "I...I can't do it well..."

"Then..." Hou Mu hesitated again and again, and finally gritted his teeth and said, "Shall I come in?"

"what?"

Xiao Kelian seemed to be taken aback, and her voice came out after a while.

"Then...you come in..."

With Xiao Kelian's approval, Hou Mu was extremely nervous for some reason.

She had done a lot of mental construction for herself before she carefully disliked a corner of the curtain.

Shrunk in.

After entering this way, she realized that the construction of her heart was too early.

Her good daughter is still wearing all her clothes, without taking off any of them.

Hou Mu realized that whenever he thought about it again, he wished to give himself another big mouth.

Pooh!Despicable!

But now that the marks on his face haven't disappeared, there's no rush to hit him again.

Hou Mu shook his head, clearing some unhealthy thoughts from his mind.

She is a straight person again!

She looked at Xiao Kelian, and said with a smile: "You are definitely not good enough."

Xiao Kelian's gorgeous little suit jacket is good for everything, but it is not very convenient to move around.

And there are no buttons, just sell a version.

Basically, it is the size that Xiao Kelian has measured on the front foot, but if you let go of the back foot a little, the size will be messed up.

On the contrary, she only talked about measuring there, but did not say anything else.

She was standing face to face with Xiao Kelian at this time, reaching out to take the soft ruler in Xiao Kelian's hand.

"Take off your clothes first."

"what…"

Xiao Kelian lowered her head so that Hou Mu could only see the top of her hair.

Hou Mu: "You can't measure it if you don't take it off."

"Oh…"

Xiao Kelian moved slowly, took off the small suit jacket on her body, and hung it on the hanger beside her.

Just when Hou Mu was about to hand over the soft ruler to Xiao Kelian, she saw Xiao Kelian put her hand on the shirt, and when she pressed her fingers hard, the big bow at the neckline was torn apart.

Exposing the slender neck, and porcelain white delicate skin.

And then the first button...

second...

Seeing that the situation was about to get out of control, Hou Mu quickly pressed Xiao Kelian's hand.

"No no no no duck no need!!"

"Don't you want to take off your clothes?" Xiao Kelian was stopped by Hou Mu, her face was blushing, and she raised her eyes to ask.

Make Hou Mu feel like a beast!

Deceive ignorant girls!

Although what she said is true.

Hou Mu turned his body halfway, covered his nose with one hand, and faced the wall in thought.

Holding a soft ruler in the other hand, he handed it to Xiao Kelian.

She said: "Let's measure it like this, there is not much difference between the left and the right."

Xiao Kelian took it with a blushing face, without saying a word.

The temperature in the fitting room rose sharply, making Hou Mu sweat profusely.

She smiled while wiping off her sweat: "This store is so stingy, they don't even know how to turn on the air conditioner."

"Um…"

When the rustling sound came, Hou Mu felt even hotter.

She lifted a corner of the curtain, and slipped away without saying a word.

"This fitting room is too small, I'll wait for you outside."

He was so anxious that he didn't even pause in his tone.

Leaving behind a figure running away in a hurry, and the thoughtful Xiao Kelian.

She stood in the fitting room, playing with the tape measure with her fingers.

With a serious face, he thought to himself for a long while.

Suddenly, she smiled, overwhelming the country and the city.

Xiao Kelian looked at the scattered bows and ribbons, and narrowed her eyes with satisfaction.

Still remembering things after all, she measured the size after three times and five times.

Then, one by one, fasten the buttons.

Xiao Kelian smiled lightly, and called for someone.

The voice sounded very aggrieved.

"Mumu...I don't know how to tie bows."

Sure enough, not long after, Hou Mu appeared in the fitting room again.

She looked at the innocent Xiao Kelian and sighed.

"I'm coming."

Xiao Kelian showed secret joy and a big smile.