[Kuroko's Basketball] Red Girl

Cloud: The intermission is over, and the audience and friends who came from afar seem to be safe and sound, so we will happily start the second half ♂♀. Comrades who have just arrived please sit down quietly!First of all, let's welcome our guests of the day to enter the arena, papapa...ahem.

Qiu: ...can we start?

Yun: Oh, of course!So let's start with the first question - are you being attacked or are you being attacked?

Chi: [smiling] Guess.

Yun: I'm sorry to ask a stupid question again... Then what, what is the basis for this decision?

Red: gender.

Yun: ⊙﹏⊙b Khan is right!If you exclude the gender factor... by what else?

Qiu: Like?

Yun: Such things as aura and personality.

Qiu: ╮(╯▽╰)╭ In that case, don’t you know the answer yourself?

Yun: I'm sorry, I seem to have lost a little IQ again... Well, are you satisfied with this state?

Chi: [laughs] I don't mind swapping too much, but some people just...

Yun: Everyone understands it.

Qiu: ...Next question!

Yun: Hey, this question gets straight to the point. Where is the first h?

Qiu: o(╯□╰)o, haven’t you all seen it?wedding day.

Yun: Is it the little bit of meat that the ants stewed late at night? [Picking the nose] I see it, but I'm really surprised that Akashi-sama can last so long. Sure enough, the heir of the big chaebol also has superior endurance?

Chi: ...you talk too much.

At this moment, everyone in the audience——

Huang: Be content, little Akashi, I only have a few kisses!

Qian: ... Xiaozhen and I seem to have a kiss?

Green: [Push Glasses] Semi-finished state.

Tao: Hey, Ada and I haven't played at home, okay? !

Ant: You can drink soup without meat. I like to drink soup. It is nutritious and saves money. Buying a bone can give you a good chance to stew... Hey, hey, what are you doing here?

On the turntable——

Yun: [cover face] Next question, how did you feel at that time?

Qiu: ╮(╯▽╰)╭Did I marry a pervert or is it true that all men in the world are like this?

Yun: [Positive Color] It has both.

red:……

Cloud: So what about Mr. Akashi?How did you feel at that time?Have you been hungry for a long time and finally feel full?

Chi: Heh, who told you I was full?

Yun & Qiu: Huh——

offstage—

Yang: [Rubbing hair] He really dares to say it.

Huang: Yes, it's too straightforward... Aren't you a beautiful senior from Luoshan?

Yang: The word beauty is superfluous.

Yu: Senior?Not senior sister?

Yang: ...Kose, go get your wife to get glasses.

Yu: I'm not short-sighted (⊙_⊙) But wouldn't Akiba be very hard if Akashi was like this?Ah... that's why Akiba was asked to learn karate.

Everyone: ... Akashi, you can do it.

on stage—

Yun: Forget it, forget about those people in the audience.Next question, what was the other party like at that time?

Red: Refuse to answer.

Yun: o(╯□╰)o Juju, you have rejected too much.

Chi: Do you have an opinion?

Yun: ⊙﹏⊙b didn’t sweat it... What about the autumn leaves?

Qiu: As soon as I opened my eyes, the person disappeared. I don’t know what it looks like, but I don’t know if it’s an illusion. When I saw him the next day, I felt that the whole person’s sexuality value had increased a lot.

Cloud: Haha what is that noun!Temptation index?Or your hp to resist temptation?

Qiu: ╮(╯▽╰)╭ Forget it, you can go directly to the next question!

Cloud: What's the first thing you say the next morning?

Chi: Would you like something to eat?

cloud:……

Qiu: Don't eat!

Yun: ...Sorry for asking another stupid question!So about how many times a week?

Autumn: Huh?Isn't it in days?

cloud:……

Audience:...

Tao: I seem to know something important.

Yu: Akashi-kun is busy day and night.

Qian: Xiaozhen, what are they talking about?

Green: ...you don't need to know.

Qing: Why are you so surprised?Isn't that a matter of course?

Tao: ...Ada shut up!

on stage—

Yun: Yeah, there seems to be some serious revelations below, so the answer to this question is every day?

Red: You guessed it.

Yun: ╮(╯▽╰)╭ I understand, then I really guessed it, seven times a night and so on will definitely not trouble Akashi Juju, right?

Qiu: ... the difficulty is seven times every night, right?

Yun: I accidentally got √ something incredible! [Be stared at] Well, next question, ideally how many times a week... Ah, I know this!Seven times a day for a week is of course 49...

Qiu: ⊙﹏⊙b Khan will die.

Chi: [laughs] Very good, the arithmetic has reached the basic level of the second grade of elementary school.

Yun: ...Thank you, Juju, for your compliment. Then the next question, how do you usually do it?

Qiu: I... am a traditional woman.

Yun: Well, I can see it.

Qiu: So of course they are all traditional.

Yun: Where do you feel the most?

Qiu: Ears...

Yun: Readers already know this, is there anything else?

Qiu: The neck.

Cloud: Where is Mr. Akashi?

Red: You guessed it.

Yun: ...Where does the other party feel the most?

Qiu: His waist.

offstage—

Yu: Isn't that the same as Ryota?

Huang: You can't go around talking about things like Yuko!

Qian: Xiao Zhen seems to be doing the same thing.

Lu: ...Do you know what other people are talking about?

Qian: Isn't it itching?

on stage—

Yun: In a certain sense, it is correct... Well, forget about the naturalness, Mr. Akashi thinks where Akiba feels the most?

Chi: Why should I tell you?

Yun: ╮(╯▽╰)╭Okay, use one sentence to describe the other party at h.

Qiu: A tireless pervert?

Cloud & Everyone: Spray——

Chi: ...a rabbit that I can butcher.

【The tenth younger sister who was dozing off at Akashi's house sneezed】

Yun: It’s still a meme of the red-eyed monster and the rabbit!So do you like it or hate it?

Chi: Basically, no man should hate this kind of thing.

Yun: You are right, but women should be the same?

Qiu: [White Eyes] If some people can be a little restrained, I should also like it very much.

Yun: Haha, what is the general body position?

Qiu: They say it’s a tradition!

Red: Generally speaking.

Yun: So there are exceptions?

Chi: [Squinting eyes] I don't want to say it.

Yun: ...Is there any way you want to try?Changes in time, place or clothing?Ah, it seems that you can have a maid outfit?

Chi: ...not that interesting, but she seems to have worn it a few times out of curiosity.

Qiu: [blush] It turns out that no matter what clothes you wear, the end result is the same...

Yun: Take it off ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Audience: Moderator, you lost your morals.

Yun: Keke, so do you usually take a bath before h or after h?

Chi: Both before and after.However, in the latter case, she is already lying down and does not want to move.

Yun: [Nosebleed] So Akashi Juju hugged her to take a bath?

Red: heh

Yun: Please don't... Did you make any promises at the time of h?

Chi: For example, if the first child is a daughter, you should not have another child?

Yun: ...how much do you hate your son?

Chi: I just hate that arrogant brat.

Qiu: ...Of course I rejected them all, but I often asked him to do something when he was happy.

Yun: In ancient times, this was the rhythm of bewitching the emperor's concubine!

Chi: She doesn't have that brain.

Qiu: ╮(╯▽╰)╭You are not a fool who can be manipulated by others.

Yun: I think if we continue talking about ants, we will have some strange ideas... The next question is going to be deadly. Have you ever done it with someone other than the other party?

Qiu: Of course not.

Chi: No.

Yun: But many readers have commented that Juju’s performance on the wedding night is not like a beginner at all...

Chi: The ability to learn is a kind of talent, you can't be jealous.

The audience——

Qing: This guy definitely turned over eroge magazines.

Tao: Ada, don’t say that everyone else is just like you.

Huang: Didn't it mean that men are self-taught in this kind of thing?

Qing: Only idiots will believe that kind of words. The only thing a man can learn without a teacher is desire itself. The real ability is still... [Kicked]

Tao: Shut up, Ada!

on stage—

Yun: Ahem, in short, I probably understand it, so what do you think about the idea of ​​"if you can't get the heart, just the body"?

Qiu: Shen Jingbing thinking.

Red: Boring obsession.

Yun: That’s why everyone opposes it!Next question, what if the other party is qjed by bad guys?

Chi: The same sentence, you die or the one who made the question?

Yun: ...The author of the question is unknown, and no one knows who it is.

Chi: Oh, so you died?

Yun: ... I was wrong~~o(>_

The author has something to say: After writing h, a hundred questions seem to have lost a lot of interesting things ╮(╯▽╰)╭ That’s it, to the host【Candle】

By the way, the next chapter will start to enter the adult chapter, and I can't wait to see Akashi and his son fighting [not]

By the way, looking at these hundred questions, I seem to be a bit dangerous. In order to prevent Akashi Juju from crawling out of the computer and asking me to settle accounts, I hurriedly washed them to pieces.

Good night~