Mo Yan Appreciation

Staggered, tripped directly on the steps, slid a few steps, and fell a dog eating shit.

He hasn't been in a good spirit these days, he didn't eat breakfast, coupled with the vomiting, hangover and excessive indulgence last night, he should have some hypoglycemia, and he himself didn't expect that he would be so useless. Such a big ugliness.

When the students in the audience saw the new principal fall, they not only did not come to help them, but also laughed together. It was Secretary Li who had quick eyesight and quick hands, and stepped forward to help Zhong Xu up. The old principal also caught up and asked Zhong Xu. Xu was not injured.

Zhongxu was only lucky that he didn't take the old principal with him when he fell, otherwise the crime would be serious.

Zhongxu tried his arm, but the palm of his hand was rubbed off a little, and his chin was scratched, but the rest was fine.

He just felt that he was really lucky to be carried to his grandma's house, and he was ashamed to be thrown across the ocean, so why did he get up?It's better to just fall to your death.

Mo Yan's Appreciation (The Year of the Devil's Attack vs. the Tragic Uncle Shou) 6

Zhong Xu went to the school infirmary to bandage the wound on his chin, when suddenly his cell phone rang.

Few of his friends get up early, so his cell phone seldom rings in the early morning, and Zhong Xu has a very bad premonition.

Taking out the phone, it wasn't Qiao Yu, but Yan Zhenming.

That person shouldn't get wind of it so soon, right?With a sense of luck, Zhong Xu walked outside the infirmary to answer the phone.

As soon as the call was connected, the person on the other end of the phone was very angry: "You idiot, did you deliberately tear down my station? It's not like you don't know Mi Shi's personality, and who is not easy to mess with. You go and provoke that clown Qiao Yu If you don't provoke him, he will bite you every chance he gets, and you still send it up, your brain is caught by the door, isn't it!"

Yan Zhenming had never scolded anyone before, but this time he scolded Zhongxu the most. At the end, he added: "If Mi Shi finds out about this, you and I will have to go back and forth."

Zhongxu still wanted to hide what happened last night, Yan Zhenming already knew all about it within half a day, and the news network of this person spreads in all directions, it is really difficult to hide it from him.

Zhongxu felt aggrieved: "I can't blame me for this, he seduced me on his own initiative."

The wound on his chin had just been treated with medicine and adhesive tape, which made it a little painful to speak, and he had to take a breath from time to time.

Yan Zhen said indifferently: "He also seduced me, I don't believe you don't even have this little concentration! Besides, you still follow him home, I live there too, okay?"

Zhongxu was very wronged: "I didn't know him before, he only told me that he lived with three men, and I didn't know it was the three of you."

Yan Zhenming was really angry this time, and yelled loudly on the other end of the phone: "Before I come back with Mi Shi, you quickly settle this matter for me, or you will wait for me to come back and take off your pants and throw them on the street."

After finishing speaking, the phone was hung up, and Zhong Xu was left wanting to cry to the busy tone on the other end of the phone.

For so many years, Qiao Yu's uncertain guy, Yan Zhenming can't handle it by himself, so how can Zhongxu be calm?Deliberately give him a difficult problem!

Zhong Xu returned to the principal's independent office, made a few phone calls, turned a few corners before he found Qiao Yu's cell phone number, and dialed it as soon as he spoke.

When Qiao Yu heard that it was Zhongxu who called, she seemed to be in a good mood, and asked with a smile, "Why, do you know the taste from the marrow?"

Zhongxu would ask the other party for this, and he dared not say no, for fear of making the other party unhappy, "Didn't you promise me not to tell what happened last night? How did Yan Zhenming know?"

Qiao Yu laughed, "I just said it depends on my mood, but I didn't promise you anything!" Before he finished speaking, he scolded his mother for no reason: "Damn, that old bastard sent someone to watch me!"

Zhongxu knew that the other party was scolding Yan Zhenming. He should have stood up for his friends, but this time he had to forget it. He regarded it as someone else's housework and chose to turn a blind eye.

Thinking of Yan Zhenming's face when he was angry, Zhongxu really ignored all dignity, first the person on the other end of the phone begged for mercy, "Fortunately, Mishi doesn't know yet, you can do whatever you want me to do, just ask for last night Don't let him know about it!"

The person on the other end of the phone was very upset when he heard this, and cursed very harshly: "I can tell you to do anything? You can eat shit if you tell me?! I said it depends on my mood. That's a lot!" After saying that, he hung up the phone.

Zhong Xu had a black line. Although he had lived for most of his life, there were very few people he had dealt with, especially he was not good at dealing with tricky people like Qiao Yu.

Knowing that persuasion is hopeless, Zhong Xu can't help but give up on himself, thinking, if Yan Zhenming wants to take off his pants, let him take them off, he doesn't want to live anyway.

Zhong Xu returned home after work, and would rather hang himself at home and have his pulse cut, than go outside to cause trouble.

Around midnight, Zhongxu received a call from Qiao Yu. He thought it was a good sign, so he answered it quickly.

The person on the other end of the phone said: "My surname is Zhong, aren't you trying to curry favor with me? Send me 20 takeaways from Tianxianglou. The lamb chops should not be too dry, the braised pork should not be too greasy, the roast duck should not be too fat, and there must be fish. , there must be soup, but no shrimp." Then he left an address.

Zhongxu had already fallen asleep, and when he answered such a call in the middle of the night, he felt dizzy, and when he got up to check the time, he even complained secretly, at this time, where would he find Tianxianglou's takeaway for the other party? !

After making several phone calls and begging many people, he prepared the things Qiao Yu wanted and drove them to the designated place by himself.

Qiao Yu was recording songs in the recording studio of a record company, and he was still working most of the night. Before Zhong Xu thought he was just a model, it turned out that he underestimated him, but he was a new fashion icon.

Qiao Yu didn't expect Zhongxu to send him there so soon, and he was still in a good mood. Seeing the injury on his chin, he was even more in a good mood. He dragged him into the room and introduced him to others. His gestures were ambiguous, not at all taboo.

Zhongxu is afraid of extraneous branches, and avoids them if he can.

When Qiao Yu was eating supper, Zhong Xu was watching him all the time, with a meek and humble expression, an expression of "Master, take pity on me"!

Qiao Yu was annoyed and funny when she saw it, "If you know it, you will know it. What's the big deal, you don't have to be afraid of this, right? What else can Yan Zhenming do to you?"

Zhong Xu pursed his lips and didn't answer. He was no longer a reckless boy in his teens or twenties. He had to end the trouble he caused by himself. The young and energetic Qiao Yu naturally wouldn't understand this.

Qiao Yu seemed displeased with his appearance, waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I promise you, if you don't tell Mi Shi."

Only then did Zhongxu heave a sigh of relief, he felt that all the suffering he suffered tonight was worth it.

Qiao Yu then added: "We're about to call it a day, I'll meet you when you wait, and I'll go back with you."

Zhong Xu breathed a sigh of relief just now, and now his whole body is on alert again, the flesh on his face twitches, which is very funny.

Qiao Yu snorted through his nose, with a very disdainful expression: "Do you think I will rely on you? Go ahead and dream, and don't take a pee to take care of yourself! I didn't drive here, I just took your ride. "

After Zhongxu heard this, instead of being angry, he laughed cheerfully.

He wanted to die with all his heart, and he failed to die several times, thinking that death was difficult, but now he felt that life was more difficult than death.

Mo Yan's Appreciation (The Year of the Devil's Attack vs. the Tragic Uncle Shou) 7

The next day, the news that the new principal fell down at the meeting spread around the campus. Zhong Xu was always pointed at wherever he went. Hiding in the office, I didn't go out all morning.

At noon, Zhong Xu went to the school cafeteria to eat, saw a familiar figure, and called out, "Sheng Nan?"

That is the eldest son of Zhongxu's third sister, who is the current head of the Zhong family, and also Zhongxu's nephew—Zhong Shengnan.Because his father came to Zhong's family as a married man, he and his younger brother followed their mother's surname Zhong. There are many rules in China, and the elderly in the family are very serious, so to be precise, he should be regarded as Zhong Xu's nephew.

Zhongxu had known for a long time that he was also a student of this school, and he had never had a chance to talk to him. He was not close to the third sister of the Zhong family. I just feel that the other party has grown a little taller than when we met last time, and I guess in my heart that my nephew is about to be a sophomore in high school.

Zhong Shengnan was walking to eat with a few classmates. The group was talking and laughing. When they turned around and saw Zhongxu, their face darkened immediately. They sent the classmates to leave first, and came over to pull Zhongxu aside. On the side of the road, he warned in a low voice: "Don't call me in school from now on, and don't tell others about our relationship!"

Zhong Xu looked surprised: "Why?" Could it be that he felt that he fell down at the meeting before and lost face to the other party?

A child of this age is always very concerned about saving face, Zhong Xu has a deep understanding, so he doesn't blame him.

Unexpectedly, the other party replied: "Is it an honor to have such a useless uncle like you?"

Zhongxu's face was a bit ugly, and he couldn't think of any favorable words to refute, so he had no reason to scold him: "I am your uncle!"

Zhong Xu expected early on that he might be the worst one who got out of this school, but he didn't care about fame and fortune, so naturally he didn't care much about others' evaluation.But he never dreamed that he would be disgusted by his juniors.

The other party rolled his eyes: "I don't care who you are!" After finishing speaking, he had already walked away.

Zhong Xu was very angry, but the other party was a junior after all, so he couldn't just go to the third sister to file a complaint for this matter.