When a natural straight man crosses and becomes Uchiha Madara

"Senjujuma, you bastard!!!!!!!!!!"

Early in the morning, Uchiha Madara's roar sounded in Mizukage House, and Uchiha Tsunade, who was having breakfast in the dining room, choked for a moment, and then asked helplessly, "Brother, how many times is this this month? "

Opposite Tsunade, a quiet child was having breakfast. He was Senju Chiha, the second child of Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara. Hashirama is as gentle and kind, and at a young age, he already has the calm demeanor of his father.

Putting down the chopsticks, Qianshou Qianyu also said helplessly: "This is the fourth time, sister, Dad defeated again last night and was suppressed by father."

"Why doesn't he know how to learn his lesson? He knows he can't overwhelm his father." Tsunade sighed and said, sympathizing with his physically and mentally traumatized father.

"Because I heard that Uncle Quanna can overwhelm Uncle Tomona at any time, so I was stimulated." Qianyu also wanted to sigh. He deeply felt that the day of his father's counterattack was nowhere in sight. The problem of attacking and receiving will be very black-bellied, and my father will never be able to fight.

Thinking sympathetically, Uchiha Madara walked into the dining room, sat in his usual seat and solemnly announced to the two of them: "I want to run away from home."

"Do you need me to see you off?" Chiba asked seriously, while Tsunade moved Madara's breakfast over and asked, "Do you need me to prepare food for the road?"

"Why do you two have such an attitude?" Madara was very upset in the face of his children's flat reaction, and then walked into the dining room where Senju Hashirama, who was in good spirits, said with a smile: "This is the third time this year that Madara said that he was going to run away from home." .”

"It's all because of you! Every time I turn my running away from home into an outing, I tell you! I will never go home if I don't counterattack this time!" Madara pointed at him and shouted, determined not to be caught again. He was deceived by his sweet words, and after being suppressed for so long, he had had enough.

Hashirama smiled and saw that Madara in the fried hair was not threatened. After knowing him for so many years, he had already figured out the hard-hearted and soft-hearted temperament of Madara, and it was quite interesting to watch him lose his temper occasionally.

Madara looked at Hashirama's unbeatable smile and was about to get angry, Senju Chiha asked, "If Dad runs away from home, won't he go to Konoha to preside over today's third Chunin exam?"

Madara was slightly taken aback when he heard what he said, and couldn't help but said with a little doubt: "The Chunin exam? Isn't it starting next Monday?"

"This Chunin exam has been advanced, I told you before." Hashirama explained, Madara tried hard to remember, but he couldn't remember that Hashirama said this.

Seeing that he really couldn't remember, Hashirama reminded: "I told you that night when it rained two weeks ago."

The night that rained two weeks ago happened to be the day when Madara's second counterattack failed. Thinking of that passionate but extremely aggrieved night, Madara blew up again, punched the dining table and shouted: "Damn! That time said How could I possibly remember!"

"Next time I will tell you at another time." Hashirama said kindly, and took the breakfast that Tsunade handed over to eat.

Seeing that they were all eating breakfast, Madara, whose stomach was growling, picked up chopsticks to eat angrily, and said while eating, "Qianyu, after you graduate next year, you will also take the Chunin exam, come with me to the exam room today to see it. "

"Will Uncle Quanna's child go too?" Chiha asked expectantly, Madara shrugged and said, "Probably, he will also take the Chunin exam next year. Do you have the confidence to beat him in the exam?"

"I'm not sure, after all, he has the eyes of reincarnation of the legendary Sage of the Six Paths." Qian Yu said this fact calmly, while Madara patted him on the shoulder and said, "How can you be so unambitious? You inherited my kaleidoscope Sharingan and Zhujian's wooden escape ninjutsu will definitely become the strongest ninja in the world in the future, so do it with him! I don't believe you can't defeat those mosquito-repellent eyes!"

He was encouraging his son, Tsunade pouted and put down his chopsticks with a look of disappointment, Madara hurriedly asked, "Honey, what's wrong?"

"My brother inherited both of your abilities, but I have nothing, it's not fair!" Tsunade said very unbalanced, and Madara hurriedly shouted: "Honey, this is a genetic problem, and I can't help it. "

Senju Hashirama next to him looked at his aggrieved daughter and comforted him: "Even if Tsunade cannot inherit my abilities, he can still inherit my will of fire, and that is the truly powerful power."

Seeing the twinkling stars in her daughter's eyes, Madara tapped the table with her chopsticks and said, "Hey, don't poach Konoha in front of me, Mizukage, okay? Our daughter is a ninja Kirigakure."

"Even Kirigakure ninjas can inherit the will of fire, and I still think Konoha is more suitable for Tsunade." Hashirama said with a smile, while Madara said helplessly: "It's too early for her to become the Fifth Hokage, can you Don't be so prepared for a rainy day?"

"Then let's discuss the exam questions now. It is difficult for Qianyu to deal with the children of the Tomona family. After all, the power of reincarnation eyes cannot be underestimated. What are Madara's thoughts?"

"Those cheating eyes are hard to deal with..." Madara said emotionally, holding his chin to think for a while, and finally expressed his thoughts, "Qianyu will have a good relationship with him in the future."

The other three people present all showed speechless expressions, can he be a little more focused?

After breakfast, Tsunade, who has become a ninja, had to say goodbye to them because of the mission. Madara, Hashirama, and Chiba came to Konoha through the space magic circle. Because it was still early, they did not directly I went to the examination venue, but came to Hokage Mansion. As soon as I entered the door, I saw Uchiha Izuna wearing a Konoha forehead guard, explaining the task to the Seven Ninja Swordsmen who also wore Konoha forehead guards. There is an important task that requires the seven of them to perform together.

Looking at his younger brother who was concentrating on explaining the task, Madara showed a slight smile on his lips. Quanna did not return to Wuyin Village after returning to this world three years ago, but came to Konoha with Tobima and took over as his The job became Konoha's supervisor, and the Seven Ninja Swordsmen and the members of the Izumi team all joined Konoha's supervisory department after that in order to follow Quanna. Konoha and Kirigakure, who were originally allies, became closer because of this...

After explaining the task, Quan Nai looked at Madara and said with a smile: "What wind brought my brother here?"

"The gust of wind in the exam, where is my little nephew?"

"He's in the backyard, he should be out soon." As Quanna was talking, a handsome kid with short silver hair ran out. His appearance was not so much like Quanna as it was Sasuke when he was a child, and his eyes were also very special. Circle after circle is like the ripples produced by raindrops falling into the water. That is the most noble reincarnation eye known as the three major pupil techniques. He is Senju Feima and Uchiha Izumi's son Senju Feiquan.

Speaking of this name, there is another allusion. At the beginning, Senshou Feijian, who was happy with her son, specially asked Uzumaki Mito, who was regarded as the guiding light of life, to name her son. As a result, she simply named it "Feiquan". It sounds easy to remember and is full of connotations. You can tell whose name it is when you hear it. Izumi felt that the name was okay and didn't raise any objections. So the two children are honored to have this name with a strong sense of CP. Madara I am puzzled by Tokaima's self-abuse behavior, but let that rotten girl name her, her head is squeezed by the door.

Feiquan who came out of the backyard saw so many people at the door and couldn't help but hide behind Uchiha Izumi shyly, then looked at them timidly like a little rabbit, and suddenly showed a shy smile when he saw Qianshou Qianyu, The voice as thin as a mosquito said: "Qianyu... hello..."

Looking at Feiquan who was still as shy as before, Qianyu greeted her generously and said, "Hello, Cousin Feiquan."

That's right, it's my cousin. Although Qianyu looks more stable, Feiquan is actually a little older. It was because Feima and Quanna gave birth to a son first that Madara had the idea of ​​having another child, although it was originally He planned to let Hashirama give birth to it, but because the belly of a certain piece of wood turned black, it ended up being Madaragisa again. For this reason, he and Hashirama had a cold war for half a month.

"I'm about to become a ninja, why is Feiquan still so shy? This is not good, come out and say hello to everyone." Madara said carelessly and pulled out the nephew who was hiding behind Quanna, Feiquan's big eyes suddenly Covered by a layer of mist, although I am very happy to see Qian Yu, but I am very sad to see Uncle Madara, and I will be bullied every time.

"Brother, Feiquan is rather shy. You'd better stop teasing him, or you'll cry again soon." Quan Nai persuaded, every time my brother came to visit, he would make his son cry, and he, the father, looked very distressed.

"This little guy looks like a man when he fights, but he looks like a limp quail at other times. It's very unpleasant to watch, Quanna, you usually dote on children too much."

Madara said with a little reproach, and immediately made the Seven Ninja Swordsmen next to him despise him. Is this guy qualified to say that?He himself was notoriously doting on his daughter!

"I'll take Cousin Feiquan over there for a discussion, and I'm leaving now." Chiju Senju, who was very disdainful of Madara's behavior, said while pulling towards Feiquan with foggy eyes, and the other party immediately looked at him with unusually moved eyes. To him, his face was full of longing and admiration, as expected, Qian Yu was the best, and would come out to rescue him every time.

Seeing the two children leaving hand in hand, Uzumaki Mito, who came out of the house with Tomama, snickered and said, "Youth is good!"

Madara, who has a deep understanding of that woman, knew that she was thinking about something discordant as soon as she heard this, and immediately said angrily, "Don't think about my son." Even if she has come out of the closet, Madara I still hope that my son can get a girlfriend instead of a boyfriend.

"Hehe, am I the kind of person who has no morals? I won't make a move on a child who is too young." Uzumaki Mito said while looking at the Seven Ninja Swords next to him with malicious intentions, and immediately asked them to fight together Trembling, this woman has been instilling the concept of group P into them recently, making them all have Mito phobia.

Seeing that the Seven Ninja Swordsmen resigned and left like fleeing for their lives, Madara has a new understanding of the lethality of Uzumaki Mito. I hope those poor people can successfully get rid of the entanglement of that rotten girl and go to BG tomorrow!

He thought sympathetically, and then said to Zhujian: "I want to talk to Quanna for a while, so let's go first."

After finishing speaking, Madara casually greeted Tomona and took Quanna to the backyard, asking as she walked, "How are you doing recently?"

"Tima is very good to me, and I am obedient, how is my brother and Hashirama doing?" Quan Nai said with a smile, her mind was extremely peaceful.

"Don't mention it, that rotten log has been sticking to the ground to prevent me from counterattacking. I am so mad that I want to run away from home!" Madara said angrily, vowing not to return until he captured Hashirama this time.

"Where does brother want to go this time?" Quan Nai's voice was a little helpless. My brother ran away from home several times a year, and he was a little numb.

"I haven't decided yet. It's shameful to be found by Hashirama very quickly every time." Madara still said angrily, and Quanna silently looked at the Hokage necklace hanging around his neck, thinking about taking that thing Isn't it easy to find it?

"It just so happens that I'm going to visit Gaara today, how about my brother going with me?" Quan Nai suggested, and Madara asked in surprise, "You still have contact with there?"

Three years ago, the genuine Uchiha Madara returned to the world of the dead in order to save Quan Nai, and the masked man was subsequently knocked down by Uzumaki Naruto, and the Moon Eye Project was declared a failure. Soon after that, they returned to this world, Madara Because he was busy with the affairs of Wuyin Village, he never thought about the affairs of that world, and he never thought that Quan Nai would go there.

"I like that world very much, so I can't help but go to visit it often." Quan Nai said with a smile, and didn't think there was anything wrong with her behavior. After all, there used to be an elder brother who loved him very much in that world!

"Okay! Let's go now." Madara said suddenly, which made Quan Nai speechless for a while. It seems that her brother's character of saying that the wind is the rain cannot be changed in this life.

"The Chunin exam will be held soon, is it okay for my brother not to preside over it?" Quanna asked hesitantly, and Madara waved his hand indifferently and said, "Anyway, it's just for display, so it's fine for Tokena to go alone. This time, I will definitely run away from home successfully, and I will never come back if I don’t counterattack Hashirama!"

At the end, Madara had clenched his fists and shouted the slogan, and Senju Hashirama, who was talking to Tomonama outside, sneezed immediately, feeling a chill down his back.

Half an hour later, Hashirama discovered the fact that Madara had run away from home again, and this time he had gone to another world. He was depressed, and holding the note left by Quanna, he said with great sympathy: "It seems that Madara-brother The second time is determined to attack back..." The eldest brother's chrysanthemum is probably lost.

He didn't feel embarrassed to say the last sentence, but his action already explained everything. He handed a box of lubricating ointment to his elder brother and patted him on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Whether it's for yourself or for Big Brother Ban, you will receive it." Come down."

There was a black thread between the pillars, and he felt that this younger brother was really getting less and less cute, and there was no need to say the first half sentence at all.

In this way, Hashirama embarked on the road of finding a "wife" with the box of lubricating cream sponsored by Tokaima, and Uzumaki Mito, who was watching the excitement next to him, opened Uchiha Madara. Konoha and Kirigakure's female ninjas actively participated in the counter-offensive game when they heard about it, and they were speechless for a while. Then he also secretly placed a bet that his brother would be counter-attacked this time.

Facing the chaotic scene in front of him, Qianju Qianyu calmly took the somewhat shy Feiquan to the venue for the third Chunin exam. The timid child like a little white rabbit looked at Qianyu who always took care of him with a shy look on his face. Smiling, quietly squeezed his hand.

The story of the parents continues, and the story of the two of them is about to begin...

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The author has something to say: How about this open ending?I still think this ending is better, it represents infinite possibilities, hehe, I wonder if Madara can counterattack successfully?Let's make up our own minds.

Finally, the full text is over, and I feel a sense of loss. I wrote this article in July last year, and now it’s May, and I wrote it for ten months. Thank you for your support and company during this time. It is because of you Only the existence of this article, I would like to express my highest thanks to my relatives.