When a natural straight man crosses and becomes Uchiha Madara

"You... just... were you laughing?" Hashirama looked at Mito, who was laughing so hard that tears flowed down his face, and asked tangledly. She didn't expect her to have such a strange reaction. An ordinary woman finds out that her fiancé likes a man before it's too late to cry. It shouldn't be possible to laugh.

Uzumaki Mito wiped away tears and stood up and said: "I'm really sorry, I was too excited. At first I thought I was in YY, but unexpectedly I guessed it right. Because I was too happy, I was a little bit restrained for a while. I can't hold back my emotions..."

Looking at Uzumaki Mito, who was smiling brightly and happily, Hashirama suddenly realized that he had never known her before, Hashirama asked hesitantly: "You...why are you happy? You don't think I like Madara... ...Is it something unusual?"

"Why is it abnormal? Zhu Madara is king! You and Uchiha Madara are a match made in heaven! I strongly support you to overwhelm him!"

Uzumaki Mito clenched his fists and said, with bright little stars shining in his eyes, and there was a feeling of ecstasy in Hashirama's heart. Mito actually supported him, which meant that he didn't have to tie his life to being indifferent to Mito. In a loving marriage, he can put aside all worries and pursue the person he likes!

"You really support me?!" Hashirama asked eagerly holding Mito's shoulders, and Uzumaki Mito nodded vigorously and said, "Of course! Hashirama is so beautiful, how could I not support it? Just Just thinking about Madara panting and moaning under you makes me so excited!"

Mito's eyes shone with excitement, and the corners of Hashirama's lips began to twitch faintly. He realized that her hobbies and ideas were really strange, but imagining the beautiful scene she depicted, Hashirama suddenly felt a heat in his stomach, He himself was a little excited.

Forcing himself to calm down, Hashirama asked with some doubts: "Mito, you just came to Konoha, how did you know that I like Madara?"

Uzumaki Mito took out a stack of letters and fanned leisurely and said: "The letter you wrote to me reveals your thoughts. In the past, you wrote letters other than routine greetings and talked about things about the Thousand Hands, but recently you sent me a letter. Most of the content in the letter is related to Uchiha Madara, so of course you can guess it."

In fact, the above are all excuses, the most important thing is that Hashirama is domineering, loves and kills each other, so she guessed right away that Hashirama likes Madara.

"Mito, since you support me, then my marriage contract with you..." Hashirama said that his face was full of guilt. Although Mito supported him, he still felt very sorry for the one who was engaged to him since childhood woman.

Mito waved his hand indifferently and said, "Of course our engagement is cancelled, otherwise, how can you pursue Madara openly. Although my father is a bit difficult to deal with, we can't say anything against him together."

"Mito, thank you, and... I'm sorry." Hashirama looked at her and said gratefully and apologetically, while Uzumaki Mito narrowed her eyes and said slyly: "What's the use of a verbal apology? If you really feel sorry for me , remember to leave a crack in the door for me when you are having sex with Madara on the bed in the future!"

Hashirama looked at Mito in confusion, not knowing what to say?Did he hallucinate?Ordinary girls wouldn't make such a bold and outrageous request, would they?

Seeing Hashirama's hesitation, Uzumaki Mito pointed at him imposingly and said: "I have given up the position of Mrs. Hokage, you won't even satisfy my little request! Anyway, this matter If you agree, you have to agree! If you don’t agree, you have to agree! I must visit you and Madara’s H all the way, and I will never stop until I see you overpowering him with my own eyes!”

Hashirama can't even speak. It's good that Mito is willing to support him to be with Madara, but the request is too unacceptable. Hashirama definitely doesn't want someone to visit outside the door when he is with Madara.

"Hey, this matter will wait until Madara and I get together—" Hashirama was pushing back, when he suddenly felt someone approaching here, he immediately walked to the window and opened the window, the figure of Uchiha Madara who was sneaking in here Immediately exposed in front of his eyes.

Being caught peeping, Madara smiled and made excuses and said: "The weather today is so nice, the sun is shining, so I wanted to go out for a picnic, and I came here for some reason. How could Hashirama be here? What a coincidence!"

Hashirama silently looked at the sky that had already fallen at night, and then looked at Madara, who didn't know what to say.

Mito walked to the window, and once again showed that super charming noble and quiet smile on his face, "Ban-san, I have heard of your reputation a long time ago, can I talk to you alone?"

"Mito!" Hashirama called eagerly, for fear that she would tell Madara what she was thinking.

"Don't worry, I won't say superfluous words. Tell him about your affairs yourself. I won't interfere. I want to talk to Bansang about other things." Uzumaki Mito smiled at Hashirama comfortingly, and then looked at it again. Xiang Ban asked, "Can you?"

Madara said hesitantly: "This...isn't very good, after all, you are Hashirama's fiancee, and it's already so late, so you can talk here if you have anything to say."

"Ban-san, it's very important, I can only say it to you alone, please agree to my request." Uzumaki Mito said very seriously, with a noble, peaceful and reassuring smile on his face, which made Madara really uncomfortable. Reject again.

Madara looked at Hashirama tangledly, he was relieved to get Mito's assurance, and then said: "Since Mito has something to talk about, Madara can go with her."

Now that the fiancé has already spoken, Madara no longer has any concerns, nodded and said, "Okay then, let's talk over there."

The two walked to an empty small park, and Madara looked at Uzumaki Mito, who had been sizing up her without a trace, and said, "Please tell Uzumaki-san if you have anything to say."

Mito looked at Madara with bright eyes, and then shouted as if shouting a slogan: "Strong virtue is boundless!"

"Huh?" Madara looked at Uzumaki Mito in confusion, not understanding why she suddenly said this idiom, and why her temperament changed so much all of a sudden?Just now she looked like a noble and mature princess, but now she looks like a crazy girl.

Uzumaki Mito saw that Madara didn't understand, so he continued to shout: "Heaven attack the earth!"

"What are you talking about?" Madara asked strangely, always feeling that these two idioms sound familiar, as if she had heard girls yelling like this before in school.

Suddenly, Madara realized that Uzumaki Mito was saying these two idioms in Chinese. He suddenly became excited and was about to speak, but Mito shouted again: "One flower, one world!"

"One tree, one bodhi! You must have time-traveled too." Madara said expectantly, while Mito said depressedly, "The correct answer should be one bird, one heaven. Sure enough, we have no common language with you, senior~ "

Hearing Uzumaki Mito's address, Madara was slightly taken aback, and then said excitedly with joy, "You are Zhao Qian!"

"Senior" is a Japanese-style appellation in Chinese universities, which is rare in Chinese universities. So far, only a girl named Zhao Qian in the lower grades has called him this way, so Madara was very impressed. Hearing this appellation, he guessed it all at once she.

Zhao Qian, who traveled through Mito in a whirlpool, smiled and said, "The senior called out his name right away, I'm so happy!"

"Zhao Qian! It's really you! How did you recognize me?"

"Before I came to Konoha, I guessed that the senior had transmigrated and became Uchiha Madara. After all, many plots have changed. Quanna is not dead, and you are still a Konoha inspector. The relationship with Hashirama is so good. How do you miss you? There are many problems, by the way, how long has the senior been here?"

"It's been almost a year since I came to this world, how about you?"

"I'm like you, and it's been almost this long. In fact, it's not surprising. After all, we traveled here together at the beginning."

"Come here together? Zhao Qian, do you remember how we crossed over? I have never had the memory."

"Remember, when it comes to time travel, we have to start with your deskmate, my cousin Feng Yan."

"Why is Feng Yan involved again?"

"Didn't you guys go to the graduation dinner that day? After eating, my cousin took you, who was already drunk, to a nearby small hotel. I happened to pass by at the time, so I followed you secretly."

Mito said that there was already an excited expression on her face, she had known for a long time that her cousin Fengyan liked his deskmate Yuban, and the reason why she changed girlfriends frequently was not because the brother controlled the cousin, but because she didn't want to be suspected by Yuban. GAY, usually she often flirts with them. That day, she accidentally saw her cousin taking the drunk Yuban to the hotel, and immediately followed her excitedly. She didn't expect to travel to this world by accident.

"You are really boring, what are you doing with me and Feng Yan?"

Madara said helplessly that she was very speechless about Zhao Qian's frequent abnormal behavior. From the beginning, she always smiled mysteriously and said strange things like offense and suffering. Madara was curious to check it online Paraphrase, the result... He was completely desperate for Zhao Qian's mind full of unknown creatures, and since then he never wanted to understand the meaning of her words.

"Aren't you curious what my cousin took you to the hotel for?" Mito asked unwillingly, not believing that this man was really such a straight man, Madara curled his lips and said, "I was so drunk that I almost passed out. Isn’t it tiring watching me climb the five-story dormitory building? It’s normal for him to take me to a nearby hotel to rest for a few hours until I sober up, why should I be curious?”

Madara really has no idea about Fengyan taking him to the hotel. Even if he knows that there are homosexuals in this world, he will never think that there are such people around him. If he wants to say H, he must still be soft and fragrant. Girls are the most comfortable, what is there to covet about him as a big man?

Mito suddenly felt sympathetic to Hashirama, facing such a straight man who couldn't be more straight, his pursuit has a long way to go!

Looking at Mito with a sympathetic expression, Madara asked, "You still haven't said how the two of us crossed over?"

"Didn't it just rain that day? There was a large puddle of water on the ground. We were all stepping in the water at that time, and then a wire suddenly disconnected and fell into the water. I felt numb and lost consciousness. After waking up, I found that I had turned into Mito Uzumaki, and you must have crossed over for this reason."

Hearing Mito's words, Madara suddenly reacted and said urgently: "Wait, Fengyan was with me at the time, right? Since I have time-traveled, he must have time-traveled too. Fengyan is also in this world now!"

"You just thought of it now? I've already met my cousin." Mito shrugged and said, Madara's eyes lit up immediately, and she exclaimed happily, "You met Fengyan? Where is he?"

"Cousin is here." Mito said helplessly, pointing to his lower abdomen, Madara's face suddenly showed a tangled expression, "Don't tell me that Fengyan transmigrated and became a tailed beast."

"Sorry, I just want to tell you this, my cousin transmigrated into a nine-tailed demon fox, the worst thing is that he is affected by the evil chakra of the nine-tails, most of the time he just wants to think about it like a beast-tailed Naruto He wants to attack everything around him without self-awareness, so I can only temporarily seal him in my body."

"I didn't expect you to finish the plot of sealing the Nine-Tails ahead of time before I started attacking Konoha."

"What if I don't seal it? Can you put the destruction Konoha on the schedule within 50 years? If possible, I don't mind lending my cousin to you.

"Destroy Konoha... Hehe, probably not, when will Fengyan wake up?"

"Not necessarily, my cousin may be there, but there is no need to pay special attention. My seal is not complete. He can leave my seal when he regains consciousness. When he feels that he is about to lose consciousness, he can go back directly. Now it is completely Treating my body as a rented house, it’s better not to pay the rent, it’s better if my cousin doesn’t come out, as soon as he comes out, he’ll yell to find you, it’s going to annoy me to death.”

Mito complained that she had a lot of resentment towards her cousin Feng Yan who made her a headache.

Suddenly, she pressed her abdomen and shouted: "What are you talking about? Cousin just regained consciousness and will come out soon." Condensed into a fox with nine tails...

"It looks so small." Madara looked at the one-person-sized fox in the sky curiously and said, Zhao Qian shrugged and said: "My cousin used to be as big as the original version, it's too conspicuous, I told you several times Just changed it."

As she was talking, the fox in mid-air had opened its eyes, and Madara looked at him happily and said, "Fengyan, is that you? I'm Yuban."

Kyuubi's eyes lit up when he heard his words, and he rushed over and threw Madara down and shouted excitedly: "Yuban, is it really you? We finally meet again!"

"Yeah, we finally met. Would you like to get off of me first? It's so heavy!" Madara said helplessly looking at Feng Yan, who looked like Nine Tails.

Kyuubi reluctantly got off Madara's body, looked at him with bright eyes and asked with concern: "How are you doing these days?"

"I'm doing fine. How about you?"

"I'm not good. I can't stay awake most of the time. The most important thing is that I can't become a human. I can only live in this fox's appearance. It's really painful." Nine tails drooped its ears and listened to Madara. Feeling sad for a while, I don't know how to comfort him.

Seeing that his friend was full of sympathy and sadness for his situation, Kyuubi immediately said expectantly: "Yuban, seal me into your body, I won't be sad when I'm with you."

Kyuubi's eyes were full of longing, and the nine tails behind him kept flicking, showing that they were very excited.

"Seal you into my body?" Madara showed an incredible expression on his face, and then said with some doubts: "Is this okay? According to the plot, you should have been sealed in Mito's body all the time."

"Who wants to be sealed in her body? That kind of plot is too abnormal, especially she thinks about some messy things all day long, which troubles me very much." Kyuubi yelled, and then wagged his tail to persuade Madara: "Seal me into your body. From now on, we two brothers can always be together. After I seal into your body, I can also strengthen your strength. It's a good thing to kill two birds with one stone!"

"Cousin, you want to enter Madara's body is the most perverted idea." Mito said with a pun, Kyuubi immediately detoured to another position to fight back, "Didn't you call yourself a rotten girl? Saying such a thing is against your rules Believe!"

Mito retorted without any pressure: "My belief is the unity of the world, long live Danmei, not the heavy-tasting CP of humans and beasts."

"You two, stop arguing, let's talk about whether I can become Nine-Tails Jinchuriki." Madara smoothed the field beside him, as for Mito...he didn't want to know what it meant at all.

If possible, Madara hopes to become Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, not because he is greedy for Nine-Tails' abilities, but just feels that Fuyan is instilled with strange knowledge in Mito's body every day, which is really pitiful.

Mito refused with a straight face and said, "No, not everyone can be a Nine-Tails Jinchuriki. At present, I am the most suitable person to be a Nine-Tails Jinchuriki."

Kyuubi immediately jumped up and shouted: "Excuse! It must be an excuse! Genuine Uchiha Madara can be Jujujinchuriki, why can't Uban be Kyuubi Jinchuriki? You just don't want me to confront Madara Bar!"

Mito said unhurriedly: "After 80 years, the genuine Uchiha Madara can be the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki, but it doesn't mean that the pirated Uchiha Madara can be the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki 80 years ago. If my cousin wants to kill him I can seal you into his body immediately."

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