Mirror toss

[Lu Xiaofeng] Tossed by the mirror

Author: Qingshui shallow

People travel through the aura of the protagonist.

When he crosses, he brings a mirror =口=

A certain mirror: Let me recognize the Lord first when I go home.

Mou Nan: What counts as a confession?

A certain mirror: The minimum standard for identifying the master: [-]% force value and [-]% charm value.

Mou Nan: How to increase the force value and charisma value?

A certain mirror: do the task.

Mou Nan: Let me give you a specific example.

A certain mirror: For example, if you successfully steal Ximen Chuuxue's obscene pants ten times, your charm value will increase by one.

Mou Nan: ... Fuck, are you playing with me? !

This is the tragic journey home of an upright boy who was molested by the mirror in every possible way.

Things to note

1. This article is purely YY. If you like it, you will get together.

2. The CP of this article is undecided, only the protagonist is Shou.

☆、Lu Xiaofeng roll

The dry grass is wild, the dry mud is full of potholes, and fragmentary small stones are all over the wilderness. When the biting wind blows, it makes a whistling sound, dry and sharp, and the bare twigs are broken.On one of the large rocks with a relatively flat surface at the height of an adult's knee, a man in his twenties was sitting in an unattractive posture, holding a mirror slightly larger than the palm of his hand in his hands, the frame of which could not be seen What kind of material is it made of? The simple and simple texture is exquisite and beautiful, forming the edge of the mirror surface into a balanced octagon.

"Actually, I'm dreaming, right? Talking mirrors don't exist at all, right? It's not like Snow White and her stepmother. How can there be a magic mirror in this world?!" He stared at the mirror in the palm of his hand half-crying. After receiving a huge blow, his whole body was crooked like a scrambled cabbage, and even the messy hair blown by the wind looked very listless.

"I am an artifact."

"..." The young man's expression became more and more depressed. He stared at the mirror intently, wishing he could just stare at it, but it's a pity that no matter how much he stared at it as a mortal, the mirror was still there and couldn't disappear.

"You can call me Tianji."

The cold, inorganic textured voice directly appeared in his mind, becoming the last straw that crushed the young man's shoulders.Jumping off the stone, the young man firmly held the mirror in his hand, even though his palm was punctured by the raised pattern on the edge of the mirror and blood flowed out, he did not let go. It became more and more violent in the cold wind.

"I don't care if you are Tianji or anything else, you let me go home, now, immediately, immediately!"

"If you want to return, you must first let me recognize the Lord."

"Don't talk about it with me. You can recognize whoever you want. I just want to go back and find a stable job after graduating from college like everyone else, not from the dormitory in the blink of an eye. I came to this place where the birds don’t shit.” He is an ordinary person who can’t be in an ordinary place, and he found this mirror by chance at a roadside stall with his friends. He thought it looked good at first, but who knew it would It is a magic mirror.

"If you want to return, you must first let me recognize the Lord."

"I said, I want to go back!"

"If you want to return, you must first let me recognize the Lord."

Hearing the unwavering voice repeating the same words over and over again like a stuck system, the young man became powerless, his cheeks ached from the cold wind, his bones were frostbitten, and the words he spoke lost their pretense. Strong, with weak pleas, trembling with the wind.

"How can I go back?"

"If you want to return, you must first let me recognize the Lord."

The young man gritted his teeth and forced back the hot flashes on his eye sockets. Now he knew that the mirror had already entangled him, and he had no way to do anything other than follow the mirror's meaning.As soon as he got angry, the young man said, "I can go back if I recognize the Lord?"

"Yes."

"Okay, tell me, how can I make you recognize the Lord?"

"Minimum standard for identifying the master: the strength value exceeds [-]%, and the charm value exceeds [-]%."

The young man was stunned for a moment, "Strength? But I know nothing but running." He is actually better at computer knowledge, such as hacking someone's firewall or something.

"My mirror body can copy other people's values."

copy?I don't know why it reminds young people of certain anime, such as Sharingan. "So good? Are there any sequelae?" Don't give him a life-shortening or something. If this is the case, if he succeeds in returning home but dies, that would be a tragedy.

"No sequelae. Copying conditions: The copying target has a five-level affection for you, and can copy [-]% of the other party's value."

Favorability... It's really enough for the game, but also favorability?For some reason, with this sense of play, the pressure in the young man's heart instantly eased a lot, but at this moment, the mirror seemed to know his thoughts, and a cold voice sounded.

"This is not a game. Although time here has no effect on you, dying here is real death."

The body stiffened for a while, and the young man hesitated, "...what do you mean?"

"No matter how long you have been here, you are still the current you, and the place you return to in the future will still be the same place, and the time will not change a bit, but if you die here, then your existence will be obliterated, whether it is The you here is still the you where you want to go back."

Death, this word is actually very far away for young people. The most recent one is the death of his grandfather when he was very young, which has a stiff color like withered bark.But at this moment, this word has been put on his agenda, which makes the young man who has been living a smooth life without big storms at a loss what to do.

"I, can I know where this is?"

"Legend of Lu Xiaofeng."

"...Lu Xiaofeng?!" The abrupt pause was followed by a sharply rising tone. Lu Xiaofeng, the young man is beating his chest and stamping his feet. As a good young man of the new generation, how could he not have read this book, but, but he read it a few years ago Yes, and he doesn’t have a photographic memory. Apart from remembering the names of a few protagonists, he can’t even remember the events clearly. He can’t even cheat. !

And, "Lu Xiaofeng, this is Lu Xiaofeng! You can catch a lot of heroes and bears from the world with just one grab, and you can jump tens of meters and hundreds of meters away with a single jump. You let me grow in this world Force value?! Do you want to learn art from a teacher? Not to mention whether people will accept it or not, but if you learn it now, how long will it take to learn to reach 100% force value?!"

"Open the copy task, please select the copy target."

"...Hey, don't change the subject!" Although he was more or less frightened by the word death, the young man felt calm after knowing that no matter how long he stayed here, the time when he returned home was still the time when he left A lot, my mind became clearer, and I became more courageous.He knew that since this strange mirror wanted to recognize the Lord, it probably wouldn't be wiped out after saying a few loud words, but it turned out that he guessed right, the mirror didn't do anything to his words.

"Please select a copy destination."

"..." He knew, this mirror is a rogue, right? ! "At least you have to provide options, and, single choice or multiple choice?"

"There are four options, you can choose more than one."

It's okay, it's okay, at least it's in line with the routine to give four options, and it's still a multiple-choice question.The young man secretly rejoiced in his heart, but when the voice without emotion sounded in the next second, this rejoicing was crushed into powder.

"One, Ximen Chuuxue."

"...=口=" Even though the plot has long been blurred, he still remembers that these four words represent a god who will eventually abandon his wife and children, or a sword god who loves killing as an art coldly, Nima How can he communicate with this kind of person?Fortunately, the sensitivity is good, if it is not directly slashed, it must be the sword god's disdain.But fortunately, there are three more items, he would rather take all the other three items and not choose this one!

"Second, Ye Gucheng."

"...-□-" Ye Gucheng, although there are only three words, but he definitely has a neat confrontation with Ximen Chuuxue, he will never forget the Forbidden City covenant, and he will never forget this, and he is also a busy man who is planning to seize the throne, There is absolutely no time to cultivate a good relationship with him, a little guy.

"Three, Dugu Yihe."

"...Who is that?" Forgive him, he really can't remember clearly, and too many masters among these martial arts have a soft spot for the surname Dugu, and the only thing he remembers is Dugu Qiubai. named.

Originally, the young man thought that the mirror would not answer his question, but he did not expect that this time the mirror would give him an answer in a very eloquent manner, although the voice was still cold and flat.

"The head of the Emei School."

The mirror's explanation also made the young man more courageous. He found that this strange mirror is very much like the program that starts running on the computer. As long as you follow the steps of the program, it will answer whatever you ask, rigid and stubborn.

"Can you visualize it a little bit?"

"The teacher of three talents and four talents."

"San Ying Si Xiu, Xiu...Sun Xiuqing?" Not sure if it was the name, although it was Ximen Chuuxue's wife, but compared to the protagonist, this woman appeared less often, so he couldn't remember it clearly.

"Yes."

After getting a definite answer, it was much easier for the young man to remember, because he remembered one thing, Ximen Chuuxue's wife had a feud with Ximen Chuuxue, at first he thought this Sun Xiuqing was strange, but So easily marrying Ximen Chuuxue who killed the master who raised her for more than ten years, he didn't know what Ximen Chuuxue's criteria for choosing a spouse would be to fall in love with this woman, but if it was him, he would rather marry someone who didn't Sun Xiuqing is not as beautiful as Sun Xiuqing, and a woman is not willing to marry someone who can simply abandon the hatred of her master who has nurtured her.

However, if this is the case, he remembered that Sun Xiuqing's master seemed to be involved in a certain incident and was killed by Ximen Chuuxue. It's hard to say whether the sensitivity time is enough, so, is there only the last option?For some reason, a bad premonition vaguely appeared in the young man's heart.

"Four, Jade Rakshasa."

"..." The young man was silent. The name Yu Luocha didn't appear much, but he just remembered it, because this was a character whose martial arts were as unfathomable as Dugu Qiubai. He still remembered that this was a character. The leader of the Demon Cult, since the name is Demon Cult, of course it is not easy to get along with, so the young man died, "Why is there no Lu Xiaofeng or Huamanlou?"

"The level is too low, the option is not enabled."

The level is too high... The young man looked at the mirror with a mouthful of Ling Xiao's blood stuck in his throat, his eyes were full of gloom, this guy is addicted to playing, and he is still a level, really think he is a game system? "Can I choose later?"

"The time limit is one month. If you don't make a choice within one month and get to know one of the targets, I will help you decide at that time."

The young man was shocked and clenched his fists, "I will definitely give the answer within a month!" He absolutely must not let this tossing mirror help him choose.

"By the way, about the charm value, you can give me an example, how can it increase?"

"Yes. For example, if you successfully steal ten pairs of Ximen Fuxue's obscene pants, the charm value will increase by one."

"...Damn it, are you playing with me?!"

The author has something to say: This is the first time I try to write this type of article, try to write it correctly! o(≧v≦)o~~

☆、Lu Xiaofeng roll

It's winter, and the cold wind blows on the skin, giving people the illusion of being cut by a knife. The streets paved with thick bluestone slabs show some vivid colors in the light morning sun and morning dew. Shops were opened one after another to attract customers, and some hawkers who set up roadside stalls were carrying burdens, smiling and greeting acquaintances as they passed by, in a peaceful manner.

Xiangyun Inn is the best inn in this town. Not only is it the best in scale and decoration, but it also has the best reputation. The service attitude and the quality of food and drink are satisfactory, especially the inn is said to be backed by someone. Many martial arts people dare not make trouble there, which also makes many travelers who don't want to cause trouble choose this inn. Therefore, the guests of Xiangyun Inn have always been there. It was bustling and full of early guests.

Suddenly in the hall, the young man in blue was sitting alone drinking porridge, looking at the direction next to the bowl from time to time and muttering a few times, the voice was not loud, especially in the loud voice of this bold martial artist. It seems small, but the young man doesn't feel much about it, he still mutters a few words after two sips of porridge, no one knows, his muttering is not talking to himself at all, but talking to the person on the table. The mirror is communicating.

"Hey, I said, according to the current development, we will get along for a long time in the future, right?"

"Yes." The mirror's answer is still so concise, and it will never reveal anything other than the question.

"Then let's introduce each other. My name is Qiao Chennan. You can call me Chennan or Xiaochen Xiaonan as you like. How about you? I remember you said yesterday that your name is Tianji?"

"My name is Tianji."

"Then it's a secret, but the name sounds like a cow, but it looks like a frog." The really boring Qiao Chennan entertained himself. In fact, it was because he still had some resentment towards the mirror that he put the name on it. It was a joke, but Qiao Chennan, who was drinking porridge, didn't notice that while he was joking, the mirror seemed to reflect a little light.

"About what you said yesterday, those four people are not easy to get along with. How can you let me, a worthless person, get along with each other?" It may be favored by those four people.

"This is your task."

The implication is that it has nothing to do with you? !Qiao Chennan really wanted to poke the chopsticks in his hand against the mirror fiercely, but after weighing the pros and cons, he finally gave up on this tempting idea, "Then tell me, how can I know how well other people like me? ? Can it be displayed?"

"It's not okay for others to treat you; it's okay for others to treat others."

"You can actually just say you and me directly. It sounds good and won't lower your noble temperament." Wu and Ru made him feel like he was struggling to learn classical Chinese. As for the latter sentence, he just tried to shoot Assholes, he can find out the nature of this mirror as soon as possible so that he can prescribe the right medicine.

"Others can't treat you; others can treat others."

"..." Qiao Chennan was speechless about the speed of this mirror's change of mouth. I dare to say that this mirror is really a narcissistic master. "That is to say, I can only guess my own based on other people's favorability?" The fifth-level favorability Ah, this is really a big project, and it's only [-]% force value.

"Yes."

"Eh? That's not right. You gave me four options. Even if I choose all of them, it's only 40.00% by chance. Didn't you say you want [-]%?"

"There will be a follow-up."

"Can I have a spoiler?"

"No."

Qiao Chennan pursed his lips, the refusal was really decisive, forget it, even if he knew about it, he couldn't resist it, didn't someone say it, life is a rape, if you can't resist, just lie down and enjoy it, now he He has already been half raped, and no matter how much he resists, he can't change the fact. It's better for him to let nature take its course, as long as he finds a way to survive.

"By the way, why did you stick to me in the first place? Is it because I bought you?" In fact, it was quite strange after he bought it. You said that he is not a woman who likes to wear a mirror to dress up all day long. Why did he suddenly buy a mirror so simply?

"This is a karmic meeting between you and me, nothing else." For countless times, this person was the only one who could recognize his real body at a glance, and only this person's aura could resonate with him and send him away. Waking up from slumber.

"Cut." What fate?He is a non-religious person, and he doesn't believe in ghosts or gods, but now... Qiao Chennan glanced at the mirror lying quietly on the table and sighed, he couldn't help but not believe it. "In any case, I really can't attract those people's attention now, so you don't have any extra abilities to give?" If you want him to conquer the boss directly but don't give him any cheats, you think he died not early enough, right?

"Cheating can easily make you feel dependent."

"..." What a mirror! "Okay, tell me, yesterday's incident of stealing underwear was a joke, right?" Even if there is no cheating or cheating, you can't lose face to such an extent. Why did you successfully steal Ximen Chuuxue's underwear ten times? Charm worth one?Nima's labor does not want to steal even once! !

"It was indeed a joke."

Hearing this, Qiao Chennan was finally relieved, it's okay, it's not so nonsensical.It's just that before that red heart was fully restored, Qiao Chennan was shocked by the next words.

"It should be peeping at Ximen Fuuxue's ten baths, and the charm value will increase a little."

"...*&￥#@%" can represent Qiao Chennan's messy feeling in the wind at the moment. What's the difference between stealing panties and peeping in the shower?To the Great God Ximen, it's all a wretched and indecent insult, right?He only has one head, and he is quite precious, so he is really not interested in testing how sharp the Sword God's Excalibur is.

"Actually." Qiao Chennan spoke slowly, looking at the mirror with a tangled look, "Tianji, are you a female mirror?"

"No."

I don't know if it's an illusion, Qiao Chennan always felt that the word "no" in Tianji this time was colder than the previous tone, and there seemed to be a little pause before answering, but at this messy moment, even if he noticed So something was wrong Qiao Chennan continued to complain bravely.

"If you're not a female, why are you so obsessed with stealing someone's sword god's underwear or peeping at someone's bath? It's only the opposite sex that attracts! Is it true! Or are you perverted by nature and like obscene homosexuals?!"

Qiao Chennan had just finished speaking, when he heard that cold voice with a unique metallic texture resounding in his mind, "The voyeuristic mission has started, and the target will be voyeurized ten times within three months."

"Damn! Don't bully people too much, okay? Only you can say this kind of unscrupulous mission, I'm not as perverted as you are!" The increase in charm value is not so much, okay?

"If the task is successful, the charm value will be increased by one; if the task fails..."

"How about failure? Obliteration?"

Holding her hands around her chest, Qiao Chennan was really annoyed at the moment.He has been carefully testing the mirror time and time again, allowing the mirror to arrange his identity in this world, for fear that if he doesn't pay attention, he will offend the secrets. This is very aggrieved for Qiao Chennan who grew up in a smooth and equal environment. Coupled with the doubts hidden in human nature, Qiao Chennan will have a kind of grievance in his subconscious mind, "Why me? Why should I bear this kind of thing?" The two emotions are mixed together, and Qiao Chennan has always been suppressed. However, being completely ignited by this so-called task as the fuse, he lost the control of his reason, and his anger became uncontrollable. With all his strength, Qiao Chennan developed a weak and evasive desire of "death is better than suffering such inexplicable insults" idea.

It's just that he doesn't feel anything about Qiao Chennan's "rather die than surrender" secret. He is just a mirror. He knows all types of emotions but doesn't understand too many emotions. He can't even understand why Qiao Chennan suddenly became angry, but He knew that he wanted a master, and even though this master couldn't afford to be his master at the moment, he didn't want to wait any longer.

Therefore, regardless of whether Qiao Chennan is angry or not, Tianji just wants Qiao Chennan to follow the path he gave as soon as possible, although the task he wanted Qiao Chennan to do at the beginning was not the current one, and he didn't quite know why after Qiao Chennan said those words. He would suddenly change his words and say the current task, but he knew that since the task was said, he could not change his words.

"The mission failed, and the mission to return home completely failed."

The anger-filled mind was doused with a basin of water, which was three points colder than the wind outside, causing Qiao Chennan to shiver, and all his sanity returned.What does it mean for a complete failure of the homecoming mission?It means that he will never be able to go back again, unable to see the serious and old-fashioned parents who love children very much, the precocious elder brother who loves him, and the three buddies who often tear each other down with hippie smiles but can always be used for emergency rescue. It is a treasure that he cannot give up in his life, and it is more important than life.

Tianji couldn't understand the momentary silence he felt from Qiao Chennan, as if nothing had disappeared, quiet and empty, just like all the scenes he saw when he was asleep, he didn't like it.

"Mission reward: three escape skills."

Qiao Chennan, who was still silent, was slightly stunned. He always felt that the last reward was added a little abruptly, and was it a secret favor?Don't be kidding, is this kind of mirror know how to show favor?Qiao Chennan smiled with a little self-deprecating sarcasm, and gradually settled the negative feelings in his heart. As a person from the Celestial Dynasty, he can do nothing else but Ah Q's spirit is absolutely perfect, and self-comforting is a piece of cake. Nine out of ten people who are satisfied, there are always people who are more miserable than themselves in the world. It is good to pass the self-pity and self-pity. After passing this hurdle, are you afraid that you will not be able to pass the next hurdle?At least he doesn't have to worry about basic necessities of life now!

Therefore, Qiao Chennan, who recovered quickly, cheered himself up, and slapped the table with pride, "Damn, labor and management are fighting, isn't it just peeking at Ximen Chuuxue taking a bath? (In order to go home) Labor and management will admit to stealing his underwear! Xiao Er , put the money here."

After figuring out the entanglement money given to him by Tianji, he put it on the table with a bang, and Qiao Chennan, with his eyes burning, ignored the stone statues with their jaws removed, and stepped out of the inn with arrogance.But he didn't know that his shocking announcement was clearly heard by a guest in a private room on the second floor. A man in a red cloak held his stomach and laughed until he fell down. Opposite him, the face of the man dressed in white snow was as heavy as water, and the air around him dropped several degrees at some point.

☆、Lu Xiaofeng roll

The cold wind was like a knife, and there were bursts of pain on the body. Qiao Chennan, who was used to wearing down jackets and warm clothes, wanted to drag the whole quilt around her body.Shivering, he folded his skirts and tightened them a bit. Qiao Chennan squinted his eyes and took a sip of hot tea. Although the quality of the tea was really not good, it was a bit astringent, slightly bitter, and the tea fragrance could not be smelled, but here In the winter, as long as it is hot water, it can't save the frozen and paralyzed hands and feet, but it is better than nothing, and it can warm as much as possible.

"Young master, if you don't dislike it, drink hot soup to warm your body."

The old man in the teahouse gave a large bowl of hot soup. Qiao Chennan looked at the hot soup in front of him. There were a few vegetable leaves floating in the soup, which were still yellow. Because of other things, just because it is a kind of caring for the other party, the caring of strangers, you can only get it in this kind of place, if it is placed in modern times, let alone whether you will have the feeling of caring for strangers , Even if you have it, you can't believe it's true or false.

"Thank you, old man."

I drank it with a spoon, and the warm soup gradually warmed up my frozen body. At least my hands were no longer stiff and numb, and my feet also had some sensation. They were no longer the same as before. Two popsicles hit the iron block.

Hearing his thanks, the old man smiled on his wrinkled face, and the isolation he held because of Qiao Chennan's frail young master disappeared, and he became interested in chatting.

"Why would you go out in this weather, young master?"

"Looking for someone." Made a slight snort while drinking soup, Qiao Chennan paused after giving an answer, "It's good for the old man to call me Xiao Nan, I'm not a son of a rich family." In this world, he just has no roots If it weren't for Tianji, he would still be conscientious enough to cover food, housing, and clothing. He would probably be worse than an old man, because he didn't even have the capital to open a small tea shop.

The old man only thinks that Qiao Chennan is self-effacing. With Qiao Chennan's delicate skin and tender flesh, coupled with his high-quality clothes, and his inability to withstand the cold, the old man can't see that Qiao Chennan has the slightest air of being poor.But this kind of thing, everyone has their own considerations, the old man just laughed twice and brought this issue over.

"Then Xiao Nan, can you tell me who you are looking for? The old men in this area are familiar, maybe they can show you the way."

When Qiao Chennan heard this, his eyes lit up immediately. After drinking up the remaining soup, he took out a silk handkerchief and wiped his mouth. how far?"

"Wanmei Villa?" The old man was surprised, "What is Xiao Nan doing there? The old man heard that there lived a very powerful person there, and that person liked to kill people. Although he heard that he only killed bad people, it was still quite scary. "

"It's okay, I'm just going there. It's just that Wanmei Villa is easier to ask for directions." Indeed, he just went to the vicinity of Wanmei Villa to inquire about the reputation of the Sword God. It is not reliable, so he is going to ask all three of the four options except Yu Luocha, the leader of the Demon Cult, to inquire about the situation. Wanmei Villa was randomly selected as the first stop, and he inquired about it. Well, Wanmei Villa is in the north, so he set off all the way north, but who knew that the road was getting more and more deviated, and after walking for a long time, he didn't even see the shadow of Wanmei Villa.

"That's it." The old man let go of his heart, and his frowning face relaxed a little, but his thick brows were still frowning, "The old man heard that Wanmei Villa is in the north, and it's east of here. It's quite a distance from here." The distance, Xiao Nan, if you want to go there, you'd better hire a carriage."

Qiao Chennan opened her mouth slightly with a dazed face, blinked her eyes stupidly, blinked again, and finally only a dry onomatopoeia came out from her throat, "...huh?"

"Xiao Nan, what's the matter? But is there something embarrassing?" The old man was lonely all his life, his wife died, and he thought that he had committed crimes in his previous life, and now he is here to pay for it, so he became more and more kind to Buddha, and he didn't know how to treat Qiao Chennan who was so cute. Seeing people's children is even more joyful. Of course, there is a bit of empathy for the dead son.

"This, this is Dong?" Stutteringly looking at the old man, Qiao Chennan only felt his heart go cold when the old man nodded. I can no longer feel the coldness of the desktop. "It turned out to be east, it turned out to be east, it turned out to be east, why did I come to the east when I was walking north all the time? And shouldn't the east be the side where the sun rises? Why haven't I seen the sun for so many days Has it risen from here?!"

"Because it's snowing these days."

The cold voice reminded the collapsed Qiao Chennan. Tianji didn't know that his reminder was obviously a different kind of irony to Qiao Chennan, ironic that he would forget even such trivial things.

"Snowing? Then why didn't you remind me that I was going in the wrong direction?"

"...This is your task, I must not interfere."

"..." Qiao Chennan was silent for a moment before speaking slowly, with some certainty, "Tianji, you don't struggle with the sense of direction, do you?"

"I am a divine tool, how can I do anything difficult?"

The expression on Qiao Chennan's face became more determined, "Tianji, you must not know that every time I say something you don't like, you will change back to 'Ru, Wu'."

After Qiao Chennan finished speaking, the secret stopped. After a while, Qiao Chennan heard the cold voice again, "Extra task, have physical contact with the target person within ten days."

"...You are deliberately embarrassing yourself from embarrassment, hey!"

"I don't understand what it means to be deliberately embarrassing?"

"Your words are too false, and you are slapping yourself. Don't forget, you said you didn't have any hard work less than a minute ago." Unceremoniously exposed the disguise of Tianji, and got along for a while. Qiao Chennan, who was in time, spared no effort to complain about the secrets.

"System error, restarting."

Qiao Chennan black line, you are really addicted to playing games, aren't you?What system?Obviously you are the one who said that you are an artifact! Hey!

"Xiao Nan, are you okay?" Seeing that Qiao Chennan suddenly started to talk to himself from a sluggish state, the old man who didn't hear Qiao Chennan's words clearly was a little worried. The door that was closed to avoid the wind was slammed open with a bang, and snowflakes came in in the wind. Qiao Chennan, who had felt a little warm, cooled down rapidly again. people who come.

The person who entered was a strong man, about 40 to [-] years old, a bit embarrassed, with the rough appearance of a farmer, but the eyes that glanced over were not as simple as a farmer, but with a bit of ferocity. It's like a butcher looking at a piglet under a sharp knife.

"Language skills need to improve."

That sentence came out of nowhere in his mind, and it also woke up Qiao Chennan, who was secretly observing the strong man, glanced at the strong man from the corner of his eye, and only after making sure that the other party was no longer looking at him, Qiao Chennan lowered his voice and said——for the time being I'm not used to talking to Tianji directly in my heart.

"What? Because I compared us all to piggies?"

"I have no interest in being of the same clan as pigs."

"You hate pigs?"

"do not like."

"Okay, then duck!"

"..." Does this make any difference?

But this time without waiting for the secret to answer, Qiao Chennan was startled by the approaching sound of slapping the table. He looked up blankly and saw the strong man staring at him just now. be terrified.

"Boy, do you fucking mutter to me that you have a problem with me? I hate you motherfuckers and rubbish scholars the most. You can only talk all day long. You have no real skills and you still think you are a treasure. Pooh!"

The strong man's voice rumbled, causing Qiao Chennan's ears to ring. Obviously, the man in front of him must have been angered by a scholar before, and the Lord found him unlucky because he couldn't do anything. What should we do now?Although it was an unwarranted disaster, this person was right in one sentence, he really has no skills other than talking.

"This, this..."

"Hey, look, look, look, the skinny skin and tender flesh look really good, can't you be a rabbit? Come on, let me sing songs and perform for my mother, so that I can have fun!"

Qiao Chennan really wanted to say a few good words to flatter the other party to let him go, but it was a pity that this man was probably suffering from some kind of anger and had nowhere to vent his anger. After catching him who was easy to deceive, he refused to let go, and secretly glanced at him and stood aside. The old man far away looked worried and did not dare to approach, Qiao Chennan reflexively covered the mirror in his pocket to calm his mind, then grinned at the strong man, smiling with a pair of peach blossom eyes curved like crescent moons, slightly raised The corners of his eyes were like hearts blooming in March, which made the strong man stunned for a moment.

It's now!Qiao Chennan raised his foot and kicked the man's most vulnerable place sharply, only to hear the burly man bend his waist and cover his crotch with a groan. The blizzard was so cold that it could freeze him into a popsicle, and he just wanted to escape this unprovoked catastrophe.

It's just that Qiao Chennan's long-distance running results have always been in the excellent range, but long-distance running in this world where anyone can jump a distance of more than ten meters is not enough at all. Therefore, Qiao Chennan only ran a hundred meters away. The kick added fuel to the flames, and the angry strong man chased after him. When Qiao Chennan watched the shining blade slashing towards him, he wailed at Tianji in his heart. The knife suddenly stopped, no, not only the knife, but also the whole person stopped, the strong man's eyes were looking at a certain direction behind them