The male nanny of Professor Gong's house
Chapter 24 Tell Your Story
In fact, Professor Gong just asked casually. If no one came in, he would feel like asking the moon and Qingfeng for a while, and didn't really care about other people's answers at all.The so-called highest state of pretending to be B is to sing to the moon like no one else is there, and shed tears in the wind.
However, Su Yike is a sincere person, with the uprightness of a young man who doesn't know the world, scratching his head and scratching his ears, he replied: "How could it be?" He couldn't understand Professor Gong's slightly sentimental literary accent at all.
Professor Gong didn't know if he heard clearly while drinking. He shook his head, completely immersed in his own world, and continued: "You don't know, I'm such a failure..."
Su Yike was listening with his neck up, but he didn't have anything to say. He watched the shadow of the man gulp down a large glass of wine—the man didn't care about wine anymore.Although Su Yike didn't think it was a big deal, he was still worried that Professor Gong would get drunk if he drank too much, so he turned on the light in the room with a snap, and walked over to snatch the bottle from Professor Gong's hand.
Suddenly changing from the darkness to the light, Professor Gong's squinting really made Su Yike succeed in snatching it.
Su Yike was somewhat complacent about his act of "snatching food from the mouth of a tiger", but Professor Gong didn't care, and turned his head and staggered up to go to the wine rack to open another bottle.Seeing his posture, Su Yike panicked, quickly threw the wine bottle in his hand, ran over to catch him, "Don't drink any more, the red wine is very powerful."
Professor Gong didn't struggle, and obediently went back to the desk and sat down. Su Yike noticed that there were already several empty wine bottles on the floor. Probably, Professor Gong closed the door to drink as soon as he entered the door.
Su Yike frowned very much, this person is too inconsiderate, he just tossed around when he was having an awkward fight with his son, when he was in the rebellious period, he was short of going to full martial arts with his father, and he only saw that his father was bigger and more energetic , I have never seen my father sad and short of breath... I don't know that he and mother are now...
Cut, isn't it some kind of high-level intellectual, the heart is really fragile enough.
Su Yike felt a little sad when he thought of his parents, and all he left was his deep contempt for Professor Gong Da.
Professor Gong probably really drank a little too much, and he opened his mouth and said slowly: "I really feel that I have failed. It is not the fault of my father. Gong Jing is still so young, so he has learned..." He sighed at this point , "You don't understand even if I say it, but it's a failure anyway. Oh, by the way, you know I've been divorced, right?"
Su Yike grabbed a high chair and sat down, "You said it before."
"When I divorced Gong Jing's mother, Gong Jing was less than two years old. It has been so many years..." Professor Gong fell into deep thought as he spoke, exuding the dark aura of "don't get close to strangers" all over his body .
Su Yike couldn't bear to watch it any longer, and felt flustered when he was sitting next to him. He waved the wine bottle in front of Professor Gong, calling out to his soul, and when he was sure that Professor Gong's gaze fell on him, Su Yike also Like Professor Gong before, he sighed slowly and said, "Mr. Gong, you are actually living a pretty good life now. You have a good job, a high income, a car and a house, and you have a lovely son."
Seeing Professor Gong pouted disapprovingly, Su Yike hastily added, "Gong Jing is just a little naughty."
Professor Gong rolled his eyes inwardly. This little nanny can't comfort people at all, wasting his expression in vain, and continued to pretend to be deep and said: "You just said so, maybe you are still laughing at me as a father in your heart." Woolen cloth."
Su Yike quickly shook his head to show his innocence. He felt that Professor Gong should be comforted at this moment—although in his opinion, this was a bit of a fuss, but he had almost no experience in comforting others. The conclusion is that generally comforting people come from their own experience. Of course, the opening is always "I have a friend"-that is a must.
So Su Yike officially started, "You don't know, I have a friend, and that was a failure." When he said that, he unconsciously picked up the wine bottle and took a big gulp, without paying attention. Professor Gong, who said "being comforted by him", frowned so much that he could almost pinch mosquitoes to death.
"He is my classmate in high school," is finally a little new.To be honest, Su Yike has always wanted to find an opportunity to tell others about his experience. In his previous life—he always felt that he had died like this—he was too aggrieved, and sometimes he would feel uncomfortable in this life. True, especially when homesick at night.
Su Yike continued calmly, "The grades are average, the family background is average, and he's grown up." After a pause, "According to him, it's quite average. But it's just such a person. If a toad wants to eat swan meat, he must die. Immortal likes the daughter of the headmaster of their school, she even shaves her hair and makes her hair hot, and insists on going to play some affectionate confession..." Anyway, it is telling a story, artistic processing is a must.
"...and then?" Professor Gong asked at the right time, complaining to himself that this is too old-fashioned, seeing that Su Yike is almost like a post-[-]s, telling some stories is almost like "listening to my mother's story about the past." ".
Su Yike glanced at him, quite disapproving of his aggressive questioning attitude, and no longer feeling emotional, put down the bottle and said, "Then the swan meat said that the toad was disgusting, and stabbed the swan to her father , forcing Toad to drop out of school. The story is over."
"Is that the end?" Professor Gong asked after taking the wine bottle, obviously quite unsatisfied, with a very regretful expression, and poured himself a glass of wine.
"Yeah." Su Yike nodded vaguely, at this moment he doubted whether this person was really sad, and he didn't look like a drunk person.
"What about that toad? What happened afterwards?" Professor Gong asked persistently.
"Uh..." Su Yike rolled his eyes and replied quickly, "Suicide, rebirth, time travel."
"Cut!" Professor Gong expressed deep contempt for him, and drank the wine in his hand to the bottom in one gulp.The little nanny didn't know his drinking capacity, but he himself knew it very well. Since the divorce and shopping with Zhang Jie, his current drinking capacity is a lie, but he can still be sure that he will not get drunk after a white cup.
"Hehe." Su Yike didn't have the same knowledge as him at all, he now fully understands what is meant by "the truth is false when the truth is false, and the truth is false when the false is true".Telling the past, although the listeners don't take it seriously, Su Yike still feels a lot more relaxed, knowing that the listeners don't believe his unbelievable words. would be considered neurotic.
She was in a good mood and had no worries about her actions. The little nanny stepped forward and pushed Professor Gong who was still drinking, "Don't drink, don't drink, go out to eat. Drinking too much will hurt your stomach."
Seeing that Professor Gong ignored it, Su Yike used his trump card, "Oh, didn't I drink this bottle of wine just now?! You still drink it?!"
When Professor Gong heard this, he gushed out a sip of red wine with a puff, as if vomiting blood.
Cut, who told you to be so poor and fastidious every day!Su Yike was secretly gloating, he deserved it!
"Hematemesis" vomited a little faster, Professor Gong choked and coughed, Su Yike held back a smile and gave him a burst of thumping on the back.
Professor Gong was so angry, knowing that he let the little nanny see a joke because of his ignorance, he managed to stop coughing, and said sinisterly, "Actually, the truth about the toad is that he played truant, left home, and went to school. Go to the city to be a babysitter?"
Su Yike was stunned, his small mouth was open enough to swallow an egg.
"Hehe," Professor Gong smiled sinisterly, "Actually, that toad is you." The tone was purely declarative.
Su Yike, oh Su Yike, the law of consolation that you know has long been known by everyone~
However, Su Yike is a sincere person, with the uprightness of a young man who doesn't know the world, scratching his head and scratching his ears, he replied: "How could it be?" He couldn't understand Professor Gong's slightly sentimental literary accent at all.
Professor Gong didn't know if he heard clearly while drinking. He shook his head, completely immersed in his own world, and continued: "You don't know, I'm such a failure..."
Su Yike was listening with his neck up, but he didn't have anything to say. He watched the shadow of the man gulp down a large glass of wine—the man didn't care about wine anymore.Although Su Yike didn't think it was a big deal, he was still worried that Professor Gong would get drunk if he drank too much, so he turned on the light in the room with a snap, and walked over to snatch the bottle from Professor Gong's hand.
Suddenly changing from the darkness to the light, Professor Gong's squinting really made Su Yike succeed in snatching it.
Su Yike was somewhat complacent about his act of "snatching food from the mouth of a tiger", but Professor Gong didn't care, and turned his head and staggered up to go to the wine rack to open another bottle.Seeing his posture, Su Yike panicked, quickly threw the wine bottle in his hand, ran over to catch him, "Don't drink any more, the red wine is very powerful."
Professor Gong didn't struggle, and obediently went back to the desk and sat down. Su Yike noticed that there were already several empty wine bottles on the floor. Probably, Professor Gong closed the door to drink as soon as he entered the door.
Su Yike frowned very much, this person is too inconsiderate, he just tossed around when he was having an awkward fight with his son, when he was in the rebellious period, he was short of going to full martial arts with his father, and he only saw that his father was bigger and more energetic , I have never seen my father sad and short of breath... I don't know that he and mother are now...
Cut, isn't it some kind of high-level intellectual, the heart is really fragile enough.
Su Yike felt a little sad when he thought of his parents, and all he left was his deep contempt for Professor Gong Da.
Professor Gong probably really drank a little too much, and he opened his mouth and said slowly: "I really feel that I have failed. It is not the fault of my father. Gong Jing is still so young, so he has learned..." He sighed at this point , "You don't understand even if I say it, but it's a failure anyway. Oh, by the way, you know I've been divorced, right?"
Su Yike grabbed a high chair and sat down, "You said it before."
"When I divorced Gong Jing's mother, Gong Jing was less than two years old. It has been so many years..." Professor Gong fell into deep thought as he spoke, exuding the dark aura of "don't get close to strangers" all over his body .
Su Yike couldn't bear to watch it any longer, and felt flustered when he was sitting next to him. He waved the wine bottle in front of Professor Gong, calling out to his soul, and when he was sure that Professor Gong's gaze fell on him, Su Yike also Like Professor Gong before, he sighed slowly and said, "Mr. Gong, you are actually living a pretty good life now. You have a good job, a high income, a car and a house, and you have a lovely son."
Seeing Professor Gong pouted disapprovingly, Su Yike hastily added, "Gong Jing is just a little naughty."
Professor Gong rolled his eyes inwardly. This little nanny can't comfort people at all, wasting his expression in vain, and continued to pretend to be deep and said: "You just said so, maybe you are still laughing at me as a father in your heart." Woolen cloth."
Su Yike quickly shook his head to show his innocence. He felt that Professor Gong should be comforted at this moment—although in his opinion, this was a bit of a fuss, but he had almost no experience in comforting others. The conclusion is that generally comforting people come from their own experience. Of course, the opening is always "I have a friend"-that is a must.
So Su Yike officially started, "You don't know, I have a friend, and that was a failure." When he said that, he unconsciously picked up the wine bottle and took a big gulp, without paying attention. Professor Gong, who said "being comforted by him", frowned so much that he could almost pinch mosquitoes to death.
"He is my classmate in high school," is finally a little new.To be honest, Su Yike has always wanted to find an opportunity to tell others about his experience. In his previous life—he always felt that he had died like this—he was too aggrieved, and sometimes he would feel uncomfortable in this life. True, especially when homesick at night.
Su Yike continued calmly, "The grades are average, the family background is average, and he's grown up." After a pause, "According to him, it's quite average. But it's just such a person. If a toad wants to eat swan meat, he must die. Immortal likes the daughter of the headmaster of their school, she even shaves her hair and makes her hair hot, and insists on going to play some affectionate confession..." Anyway, it is telling a story, artistic processing is a must.
"...and then?" Professor Gong asked at the right time, complaining to himself that this is too old-fashioned, seeing that Su Yike is almost like a post-[-]s, telling some stories is almost like "listening to my mother's story about the past." ".
Su Yike glanced at him, quite disapproving of his aggressive questioning attitude, and no longer feeling emotional, put down the bottle and said, "Then the swan meat said that the toad was disgusting, and stabbed the swan to her father , forcing Toad to drop out of school. The story is over."
"Is that the end?" Professor Gong asked after taking the wine bottle, obviously quite unsatisfied, with a very regretful expression, and poured himself a glass of wine.
"Yeah." Su Yike nodded vaguely, at this moment he doubted whether this person was really sad, and he didn't look like a drunk person.
"What about that toad? What happened afterwards?" Professor Gong asked persistently.
"Uh..." Su Yike rolled his eyes and replied quickly, "Suicide, rebirth, time travel."
"Cut!" Professor Gong expressed deep contempt for him, and drank the wine in his hand to the bottom in one gulp.The little nanny didn't know his drinking capacity, but he himself knew it very well. Since the divorce and shopping with Zhang Jie, his current drinking capacity is a lie, but he can still be sure that he will not get drunk after a white cup.
"Hehe." Su Yike didn't have the same knowledge as him at all, he now fully understands what is meant by "the truth is false when the truth is false, and the truth is false when the false is true".Telling the past, although the listeners don't take it seriously, Su Yike still feels a lot more relaxed, knowing that the listeners don't believe his unbelievable words. would be considered neurotic.
She was in a good mood and had no worries about her actions. The little nanny stepped forward and pushed Professor Gong who was still drinking, "Don't drink, don't drink, go out to eat. Drinking too much will hurt your stomach."
Seeing that Professor Gong ignored it, Su Yike used his trump card, "Oh, didn't I drink this bottle of wine just now?! You still drink it?!"
When Professor Gong heard this, he gushed out a sip of red wine with a puff, as if vomiting blood.
Cut, who told you to be so poor and fastidious every day!Su Yike was secretly gloating, he deserved it!
"Hematemesis" vomited a little faster, Professor Gong choked and coughed, Su Yike held back a smile and gave him a burst of thumping on the back.
Professor Gong was so angry, knowing that he let the little nanny see a joke because of his ignorance, he managed to stop coughing, and said sinisterly, "Actually, the truth about the toad is that he played truant, left home, and went to school. Go to the city to be a babysitter?"
Su Yike was stunned, his small mouth was open enough to swallow an egg.
"Hehe," Professor Gong smiled sinisterly, "Actually, that toad is you." The tone was purely declarative.
Su Yike, oh Su Yike, the law of consolation that you know has long been known by everyone~
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