The male nanny of Professor Gong's house

Gong Jing made reservations for Su Yike's dinner for the next day again and again last night, saying that two days ago their classmates brought some Coca-Cola chicken wings to school, insisting that Su Yike make similar ones for him, and also asked Make more for him to pack and take to show off.Coke chicken wings, of course Su Yike can't cook, let alone eat, he has never even heard of it. At that time, eating some KFC roast chicken drumsticks was something worth showing off-there is no KFC in their poor place , It takes an hour to drive to the city to eat.But despite this, the little nanny still couldn't hold back the little rooster, so she agreed.

If you want to come to the kitchen, things are always the same, as long as you find the method from the Internet and fumble, you can make it.Every time at this time, Su Yike would be very impressed by the rapid development of the Internet. Back then, his school arranged a weekly microcomputer class for students to learn Kingsoft Typing. Everyone, big and small, has a computer, and a child as young as Gong Jing has one, which makes Su Yike very envious.

Fortunately, the little rooster is quite generous when it comes to computers. Su Yike will borrow them as long as he uses them, and even if Su Yike occasionally asks some very idiotic questions, such as "how to change it to uppercase", etc., the little rooster said In addition to serious contempt, he will still pretend to be unclear and unwilling to answer and explain—this guy is awkward and good at being a teacher. He has completely imitated Professor Gong ten to ten...

Su Yike looked it up on the Internet, and he didn't think it was too difficult, but when he was rummaging around, he saw someone who taught how to make plum chicken wings. To be honest, he was a little more interested in this.Anyway, there is no rule that the little rooster must be called Coke chicken wings, so let's just make plum chicken wings, which can quench thirst.Gong Jing didn't eat much dinner these days, and his face looked a little smaller within a few days - Su Yike swore it was definitely not an illusion - although Little Rooster's father didn't notice it, it was probably because he didn't eat enough lunch at school Get used to it.

Uh, Su Yike wouldn't say that he felt a little distressed when he was killed.

Unable to get rid of Zhang Jie's large leather plaster, the three returned home together.It was already past 12:30 when we got home, Professor Gong and Zhang Meiren were still flirting, and the little nanny hurriedly went straight to the kitchen to cook.

"Heh, it seems that Xiao Ke is a bit quicker to be a babysitter." Zhang Jie glanced at the smooth and waxy floor, listening to the sound of running water in the kitchen, he wanted to smile He said to Professor Gong, "It's really worth it to find a male nanny!"

Professor Gong took two sips of water and shot him a glance, "That's right! I never trade at a loss."

"Fortunately, I hope you can get some light," Zhang Jie continued, "You don't know, when Xiao Ke came to our place today, he wiped the windows and floors, not to mention the bed sheets in my rest room. He wrote it down and wrote it all over. If I didn’t have to hug a quilt to sleep back in the cage, I guess he would have to take out the cotton wool to dry it again. Too diligent! I also lent it to me to take it home for two days. Got it."

The more Professor Gong listened, the less he liked it. He pulled up his glasses, stared into Zhang Jie's eyes and said, "I said Zhang Jie, why do I listen to you and talk more and more badly? Why do you listen to good words? It's so embarrassing." He was already very upset when he heard that Su Yike was doing things for others, but Zhang Jie's tone sounded condescending and disgusting, "You are the one who asked Su Yike to come to you to learn skills , In the end, when someone went away, you used him as a babysitter and spoke with a sting in your words, you are an old man running around, what's the matter?"

"Fuck! You're an old man! Your family is all old men!" Age is definitely a scar on Zhang Jie, whoever exposes it will be anxious, and then he recovered his emotions, and jokingly said, "You won't be that way I found such a kid to be a shit nanny, and kindly brought him out to learn some skills from me. Oh, no, you planned to let him learn massage in the first place. Don’t think that I don’t know your inner peace. What kind of dark thoughts do you have, massage and massage, and you can make something out of nothing. Don't rush to interrupt me, you heard that I finished talking!"

Professor Gong rolled his eyes several times when he heard him say that, he really thought that he and he were all the same, and he wanted to interrupt him, but he waved his hand to interrupt him, so he could only continue to listen to him.

"I know what you're going to say. Speaking of the past, it means that my thoughts are filthy, which has tarnished your innocence, Professor Gong Da. You, Professor Gong Da, are a flower of the high mountains. How can ordinary people like me be so pure? Guess what's on your mind!"

Zhang Jie said sarcastically, but Professor Gong still nodded repeatedly with a look of "that's it, who else is I", and he was short of writing "I am very happy, continue", Zhang Jie is not as deep as Professor Gong, Gave him a big blank stare.Professor Gong chose to turn a blind eye, and was not in a hurry to interrupt him right now, to see what he had and didn't have, so he could speak out together.

Zhang Jie sighed, took out a cigarette and lit it himself, pretending not to see Professor Gong's frown, lit it, took a deep breath, and then let it out long, "Cheng Yuan, you came out to help What was the babysitter thinking about beating that coach? Tell me, buddy, and I will analyze it with you."

In the morning, Zhang Jie casually asked Su Yike why Professor Gong suddenly wanted to learn massage, and the babysitter casually said that Professor Gong was injured in a fight with someone and massaged twice to make the medicine dissipate faster .Zhang Jie was shocked. It was unheard of for Professor Gong, a civilized person who always claimed to be a high-level intellectual, to fight with others, so he asked.Su Yike was a little embarrassed, and explained the reason in a pinch. Zhang Jie is a smart person. Seeing the shy face of the little nanny, he thought about the whole thing with a little distraction. .After thinking about it, I felt even more frightened, so I cheekily went to Professor Gong's house to ask about the situation in the name of free food.

Professor Gong saw Zhang Jie suddenly posing in such a literary and artistic style, and was secretly contemptuously saying "painting a tiger is not an anti-dog", and then suddenly heard the earnest sentence "Cheng Yuan", goosebumps came out.When he was young, he called Zhang Jie an "eight-legged monster", Zhang Zhang called him a "little eunuch", and when he grew up, one was a "dead monster" and the other was a "stinky narcissus". Fan, it's really not many times that the two of them called their names seriously.The last time Zhang Jie called him that was when he just divorced.

Professor Gong felt that he would definitely remember for the rest of his life how he was so drunk thanks to the two bottles of red wine he brought over at that time, how he fell to the ground half-stretched, and then how he was obviously drunk His eyes were blurred, but he was holding on to the last bit of energy, leaned over and scratched his neck and said seriously: "Cheng Yuan, you are not a guy who will be fascinated by women, you are purely because you are taller than the sky." You lose your soul only when your self-esteem is damaged! Cheng Yuan, buddy, let me tell you a word, self-esteem is his private property, and no one can hurt it! You can just be a daffodil for the rest of your life! Let others die!" After speaking, he fell to the ground completely, and it was Professor Gong who dragged him back to the room in the end.

So much so that Professor Gong, who was sitting next to his bed, finally woke up, figured it out, recovered from his injury, and this guy was still sound asleep.Just looking at this Zhang Jie whose face was flushed by alcohol, Professor Gong felt for the first time that maybe this person would be his lifelong friend, even though he was perverted, he was a monster, and from time to time he would be disgusted by transvestism.