Chen Ben treacherous
Chapter 2 1 Butt's Bad Debt...
In the winter of 2013 AD, on a Sunday afternoon, C became a mahjong parlor downstairs in a community,
A group of old men and women in their 60s and [-]s are getting together, playing with a river of blood.
"Nonsense!!" An old lady in a plaid jacket with big red flowers beamed with joy, "You guys are going to have bloodletting this time!! I played three cards, you have to be careful!!"
When the plaid old lady was smiling, she inadvertently looked outside the mahjong hall, and suddenly her expression changed greatly: "Oh, it's terrible, that melon baby is here again!! I have to go!"
All the retired old people looked out, and after seeing it, their expressions changed drastically. Some were carrying the green onions they bought, some were hiding their half-pack of cigarettes, and some hurriedly put the onions on the table. Put the phone back in his pocket, what's more, he wanted to rush out the door.
I saw a young man wearing cotton slippers, hair like a chicken coop, and fair complexion walking in from the door. As soon as the young man entered the door, he smiled at the old men and women who were about to leave the mahjong parlor: "Yeah? They are all here Wow? What a coincidence!!"
As soon as the young man said that, he sat down at the mahjong table, turned his head to Uncle Zhang who was carrying green onions, and said, "Old Zhang, are you in such a hurry to be Moss? Let's play two games!"
Uncle Zhang stomped his feet: "I... my daughter-in-law came over for dinner today, and I'm going back to cook!" After saying that, he ran away quickly.
The young man smiled at Grandma Wu again: "Aunt Wu, don't go away, your new clothes today are pretty nice, did your wife buy them for you?"
Grandma Wu's palms were sweating: "Xiao Jia, I can't do it today, I... my son said he introduced me to someone, and I'm going on a blind date tonight!!" After finishing speaking, she rushed out of the door.
The young man didn't care, and said to a bald old man: "Brother Wang, oops, I forgot to bring my phone again, lend me your phone to make a call! Come on, take your time, let's do two games first!"
The bald old man clutched his phone tightly, with regret on his face: "Xiao Jia, it's not that I'm stingy, I really forgot to bring my phone today!"
The young man also expressed his great regret, and forced the bald old man to sit down: "Come on, let's continue to bleed like a river today!!! We must fight to the end!"
The bald old man had no choice but to sit down, and the young man dragged two old ladies who hadn't left in time, and the four of them started a bloody battle.
The bald old man played out a nine-barrel, and said to the young man in a heartfelt way: "Xiao Jia, I said you should also find a serious job to do. You see, you are young and write your essays every day." What kind of broken novel is that, what future does it have!!"
Xiao Jia scratched his chicken coop, and said, "Brother Wang, you don't know that writing novels has a bright future, and Tomato is earning a million dollars a year!! There's still something to do!"
An old lady snorted, and played out a card: "Xiao Jia, how much money did you earn?"
Xiao Jia's face flushed slightly: "Not much, not much, only a thousand yuan a month!"
Another old lady wearing lipstick interjected: "What kind of novel did you write? Some time ago, I heard that "Palace" was adapted from a novel. It looks good. I read it every day!! Hey, Xiao Jia, do you like it? Fourth elder brother, or eighth elder brother? Both are so handsome!"
The mahjong in Xiao Jia's hand fell down: "Fuck, this time I play all six cards. That Yu Ma can't do it. It's completely illogical. I write much better than him. Besides, I He is a patriotic, aspiring and angry youth, how could he write about the Qing Dynasty!"
"Why is the Qing Dynasty bad? Are you Hu Qingyi?"
"Hu!"
"Hu!"
"Hu!"
Xiao Jia lashed out three times, and the old ladies were filled with grief and indignation: "You son of a bitch, if you don't make money writing novels, come and win our grocery money every day!!!"
"Ghost fire! Why did I clear Wan out of the list?"
"Xiao Jia, you are out of a thousand schools again!!"
"I didn't bring enough money, this cabbage will pay you off!!"
When he was a child, Xiao Jia was walking back with cabbage in his left hand and half a bag of Zhongnanhai in his right hand, with the dozen or so dollars he had won in his pocket.
When he reached the stairs, Grandma Wu called to him: "Xiao Jia, my toilet is clogged, come and help me clean it!"
Uncle Zhang next door to Grandma Wu looked at Xiao Jia with a smile: "Gua Wazi, my light bulb is broken, please change it for me!"
Facing the cabbage, Xiao Jia went to flush the toilet first, then changed the light bulb, and finally helped the kid next door to repair the computer, then went back to his den and grabbed his hair vigorously in front of the computer screen.
Four large characters are displayed on the computer screen - "The Way of Power and Rape"
"Power traitor? Power traitor!! How can I write a traitorous minister?" Xiao Jia was talking to himself when he suddenly smelled something wrong. He wanted to go and have a look, but at this moment , an aging wire suddenly sparked.
Boom, there was an explosion, and Xiao Jia's body was gone.
The next day, the news from City C reported that a serious gas leak occurred in community X of our city yesterday, resulting in a gas explosion. One person died and no one was injured.
In the community, the old men and women in the mahjong parlor all said with regret while playing mahjong: "Xiao Jia is actually a good boy, honest, and has a good temper!"
"Yeah, even though he always likes to cheat me out by paying thousands of dollars for food, it's actually only two or three dollars, what a pity!"
"The baby is actually good-looking, smart, and has no parents. If he has a serious job, I'm ready to marry my girl to him!"
"Why is it good to have both parents dead?"
"Haven't you watched "Mother-in-law is Coming"? The current mother-in-law is really tricky! Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are difficult."
"Fart! My daughter-in-law is just fine. She washes clothes, cooks, mops the floor and takes care of the baby at home, and I haven't seen her quarreling with me!"
"Your daughter-in-law will start a revolution sooner or later! Chairman Mao said, where there is oppression, there will be resistance!"
"Nonsense!!"
In the winter of the first year of Tianshui Dynasty Kaiqing, Jia She, who was carried back to the big tent by his confidantes, opened his eyes unsteadily: "My day, I have traveled through time!"
In the winter of the first year of Tianshui Dynasty Kaiqing, Jia She, who was carried back to the big tent by his confidantes, opened his eyes unsteadily: "My day, I have traveled through time!"
Half an hour later, Jia She immediately realized that time travel is definitely not a good thing.
The imaginary younger brother is full of mountains, full of beauties, and pockets full of gold and silver. Jia She looked around, and he was lying on the bed with half of his face swollen, and there were a few people standing beside the bed who claimed to be his confidantes:
The fat middle-aged man called himself Zhao Jingzhong, with a flattering and slightly frightened face; the tall, thin man with a fierce face was called Tu Wan;
The three of them were standing by the bed, and Hu Yeqin was helping Jia She "recover his memory" with a glib tongue.
Outside, the noise was louder and louder, as if tens of thousands of people were shouting: "Jia She!! Let Jia She out!!"
Jia She looked at his three confidants with a gloomy expression, the five finger prints were clearly visible on half of his swollen face, and he didn't speak very fluently: "So... because... Er (I) want to... privately discuss ( And), the swollen general of the Detaining Army, coupled with the previous reputation...it was (too) stinky, that made the soldiers outside (not) go to kill the enemy... want to kill me?!!"
The three confidants nodded together, and Zhao Jingzhong suggested: "My lord, the situation is about to get out of control, why not run away while there is still a chance!"
Hu Yeqin also said: "Your Majesty's elder sister Jia Guifei is deeply favored by His Majesty. Even if she escapes back to the capital, she will not be unforgivable. If she stays here, I'm afraid... I'm afraid it's not good!!"
Jia She suddenly saw a glimmer of hope: "My elder sister... no, is the elder sister of official Fan (this) really very (very) favored by the emperor?"
Tu Wan interjected: "It is true that he is very favored by the Holy Majesty. Concubine Jia Guifei died of illness three months ago. His Majesty was so sad that he didn't eat for three days and three nights. He granted His Excellency's request and appointed His Majesty as the envoy of the Jinghu System. Come here to supervise."
Jia She collapsed, feeling very sad: So the traitor's sister has died after playing tricks! !How can I help you speak! !
But at this moment, the curtain was lifted, and a guard with a golden sword walked in. He cupped his hands and said to Jia She: "My lord, the big thing is not good. Lie Daggertu sent people to sneak attack, and they have broken through three fortresses along the river. It will take less than half an hour." Time will arrive here!!"
Jia She no longer hesitated, no matter whether it was making meritorious deeds or waiting for an opportunity to travel back, the most important thing at the moment was to save his life! !
He immediately got up from the bed, put on his clothes, walked on tiptoe to the tent door, quietly lifted the curtain, and poked his head out. Looking angry, holding weapons, they shouted in unison: "Let Jia She come out!! Let Jia She come out!!!"
The shouts were so loud that the earth shook, the angry soldiers just shouted, and there were a hundred guards with golden swords Jia She brought from the capital to guard outside the tent, so they couldn't rush into the tent.But it appears that the shouting will soon turn into violence and bloodshed.
Jia She was so frightened that he quickly retreated into his tent. Looking at the situation, as soon as he went out, he would be chopped into meat paste by the angry soldiers immediately! !
Even the last escape route was blocked! !
Jia She grabbed his hair with both hands, and after a while, he raised his head and asked his three confidants: "Apart from running away, is there any other way?"
Both Zhao Jingzhong and Tu Wan shook their heads, but Hu Yeqin rolled his eyes and stepped forward and said, "The soldiers outside are mostly under General Gu's subordinates. If... If General Gu can come forward and say a few words for your lord, let those soldiers If we resist the enemy, there may be a chance of escape!"
"General Gu? Is that the Gu Pengfei you said was detained (by me)?? Where is he? Hurry up, Officer Fan (this) is going to see him!!" Jia She seemed to have caught him in the middle of the ocean. Like a straw, hope was rekindled immediately.
As soon as the words came out, the three confidantes looked at each other again, no one dared to speak, finally Zhao Jingzhong stepped forward, leaned into Jia She's ear, and said in a low voice: "My lord, although General Gu has a high prestige in the army, he always Not compatible with adults, let alone... let alone..."
Jia She waved his hand and interrupted Zhao Jingzhong's words: "Not to mention, no matter how much official Fan (this) offended him before, Official Fan (this) will go to make amends, no matter what, we must persuade him to come forward Help! Where is he?!!"
Zhao Jingzhong said: "General Gu is being detained in your lord's internal tent, your lord, right there!"
After finishing speaking, Zhao Jingzhong pointed to a small room separated from Jia She's big tent.
Jia She breathed a sigh of relief, and the right side of his face didn't feel any pain: "Since it's in the fan (ben) official tent, why didn't you tell me earlier?" After speaking, he walked in and opened the inner tent. curtain.
A group of old men and women in their 60s and [-]s are getting together, playing with a river of blood.
"Nonsense!!" An old lady in a plaid jacket with big red flowers beamed with joy, "You guys are going to have bloodletting this time!! I played three cards, you have to be careful!!"
When the plaid old lady was smiling, she inadvertently looked outside the mahjong hall, and suddenly her expression changed greatly: "Oh, it's terrible, that melon baby is here again!! I have to go!"
All the retired old people looked out, and after seeing it, their expressions changed drastically. Some were carrying the green onions they bought, some were hiding their half-pack of cigarettes, and some hurriedly put the onions on the table. Put the phone back in his pocket, what's more, he wanted to rush out the door.
I saw a young man wearing cotton slippers, hair like a chicken coop, and fair complexion walking in from the door. As soon as the young man entered the door, he smiled at the old men and women who were about to leave the mahjong parlor: "Yeah? They are all here Wow? What a coincidence!!"
As soon as the young man said that, he sat down at the mahjong table, turned his head to Uncle Zhang who was carrying green onions, and said, "Old Zhang, are you in such a hurry to be Moss? Let's play two games!"
Uncle Zhang stomped his feet: "I... my daughter-in-law came over for dinner today, and I'm going back to cook!" After saying that, he ran away quickly.
The young man smiled at Grandma Wu again: "Aunt Wu, don't go away, your new clothes today are pretty nice, did your wife buy them for you?"
Grandma Wu's palms were sweating: "Xiao Jia, I can't do it today, I... my son said he introduced me to someone, and I'm going on a blind date tonight!!" After finishing speaking, she rushed out of the door.
The young man didn't care, and said to a bald old man: "Brother Wang, oops, I forgot to bring my phone again, lend me your phone to make a call! Come on, take your time, let's do two games first!"
The bald old man clutched his phone tightly, with regret on his face: "Xiao Jia, it's not that I'm stingy, I really forgot to bring my phone today!"
The young man also expressed his great regret, and forced the bald old man to sit down: "Come on, let's continue to bleed like a river today!!! We must fight to the end!"
The bald old man had no choice but to sit down, and the young man dragged two old ladies who hadn't left in time, and the four of them started a bloody battle.
The bald old man played out a nine-barrel, and said to the young man in a heartfelt way: "Xiao Jia, I said you should also find a serious job to do. You see, you are young and write your essays every day." What kind of broken novel is that, what future does it have!!"
Xiao Jia scratched his chicken coop, and said, "Brother Wang, you don't know that writing novels has a bright future, and Tomato is earning a million dollars a year!! There's still something to do!"
An old lady snorted, and played out a card: "Xiao Jia, how much money did you earn?"
Xiao Jia's face flushed slightly: "Not much, not much, only a thousand yuan a month!"
Another old lady wearing lipstick interjected: "What kind of novel did you write? Some time ago, I heard that "Palace" was adapted from a novel. It looks good. I read it every day!! Hey, Xiao Jia, do you like it? Fourth elder brother, or eighth elder brother? Both are so handsome!"
The mahjong in Xiao Jia's hand fell down: "Fuck, this time I play all six cards. That Yu Ma can't do it. It's completely illogical. I write much better than him. Besides, I He is a patriotic, aspiring and angry youth, how could he write about the Qing Dynasty!"
"Why is the Qing Dynasty bad? Are you Hu Qingyi?"
"Hu!"
"Hu!"
"Hu!"
Xiao Jia lashed out three times, and the old ladies were filled with grief and indignation: "You son of a bitch, if you don't make money writing novels, come and win our grocery money every day!!!"
"Ghost fire! Why did I clear Wan out of the list?"
"Xiao Jia, you are out of a thousand schools again!!"
"I didn't bring enough money, this cabbage will pay you off!!"
When he was a child, Xiao Jia was walking back with cabbage in his left hand and half a bag of Zhongnanhai in his right hand, with the dozen or so dollars he had won in his pocket.
When he reached the stairs, Grandma Wu called to him: "Xiao Jia, my toilet is clogged, come and help me clean it!"
Uncle Zhang next door to Grandma Wu looked at Xiao Jia with a smile: "Gua Wazi, my light bulb is broken, please change it for me!"
Facing the cabbage, Xiao Jia went to flush the toilet first, then changed the light bulb, and finally helped the kid next door to repair the computer, then went back to his den and grabbed his hair vigorously in front of the computer screen.
Four large characters are displayed on the computer screen - "The Way of Power and Rape"
"Power traitor? Power traitor!! How can I write a traitorous minister?" Xiao Jia was talking to himself when he suddenly smelled something wrong. He wanted to go and have a look, but at this moment , an aging wire suddenly sparked.
Boom, there was an explosion, and Xiao Jia's body was gone.
The next day, the news from City C reported that a serious gas leak occurred in community X of our city yesterday, resulting in a gas explosion. One person died and no one was injured.
In the community, the old men and women in the mahjong parlor all said with regret while playing mahjong: "Xiao Jia is actually a good boy, honest, and has a good temper!"
"Yeah, even though he always likes to cheat me out by paying thousands of dollars for food, it's actually only two or three dollars, what a pity!"
"The baby is actually good-looking, smart, and has no parents. If he has a serious job, I'm ready to marry my girl to him!"
"Why is it good to have both parents dead?"
"Haven't you watched "Mother-in-law is Coming"? The current mother-in-law is really tricky! Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are difficult."
"Fart! My daughter-in-law is just fine. She washes clothes, cooks, mops the floor and takes care of the baby at home, and I haven't seen her quarreling with me!"
"Your daughter-in-law will start a revolution sooner or later! Chairman Mao said, where there is oppression, there will be resistance!"
"Nonsense!!"
In the winter of the first year of Tianshui Dynasty Kaiqing, Jia She, who was carried back to the big tent by his confidantes, opened his eyes unsteadily: "My day, I have traveled through time!"
In the winter of the first year of Tianshui Dynasty Kaiqing, Jia She, who was carried back to the big tent by his confidantes, opened his eyes unsteadily: "My day, I have traveled through time!"
Half an hour later, Jia She immediately realized that time travel is definitely not a good thing.
The imaginary younger brother is full of mountains, full of beauties, and pockets full of gold and silver. Jia She looked around, and he was lying on the bed with half of his face swollen, and there were a few people standing beside the bed who claimed to be his confidantes:
The fat middle-aged man called himself Zhao Jingzhong, with a flattering and slightly frightened face; the tall, thin man with a fierce face was called Tu Wan;
The three of them were standing by the bed, and Hu Yeqin was helping Jia She "recover his memory" with a glib tongue.
Outside, the noise was louder and louder, as if tens of thousands of people were shouting: "Jia She!! Let Jia She out!!"
Jia She looked at his three confidants with a gloomy expression, the five finger prints were clearly visible on half of his swollen face, and he didn't speak very fluently: "So... because... Er (I) want to... privately discuss ( And), the swollen general of the Detaining Army, coupled with the previous reputation...it was (too) stinky, that made the soldiers outside (not) go to kill the enemy... want to kill me?!!"
The three confidants nodded together, and Zhao Jingzhong suggested: "My lord, the situation is about to get out of control, why not run away while there is still a chance!"
Hu Yeqin also said: "Your Majesty's elder sister Jia Guifei is deeply favored by His Majesty. Even if she escapes back to the capital, she will not be unforgivable. If she stays here, I'm afraid... I'm afraid it's not good!!"
Jia She suddenly saw a glimmer of hope: "My elder sister... no, is the elder sister of official Fan (this) really very (very) favored by the emperor?"
Tu Wan interjected: "It is true that he is very favored by the Holy Majesty. Concubine Jia Guifei died of illness three months ago. His Majesty was so sad that he didn't eat for three days and three nights. He granted His Excellency's request and appointed His Majesty as the envoy of the Jinghu System. Come here to supervise."
Jia She collapsed, feeling very sad: So the traitor's sister has died after playing tricks! !How can I help you speak! !
But at this moment, the curtain was lifted, and a guard with a golden sword walked in. He cupped his hands and said to Jia She: "My lord, the big thing is not good. Lie Daggertu sent people to sneak attack, and they have broken through three fortresses along the river. It will take less than half an hour." Time will arrive here!!"
Jia She no longer hesitated, no matter whether it was making meritorious deeds or waiting for an opportunity to travel back, the most important thing at the moment was to save his life! !
He immediately got up from the bed, put on his clothes, walked on tiptoe to the tent door, quietly lifted the curtain, and poked his head out. Looking angry, holding weapons, they shouted in unison: "Let Jia She come out!! Let Jia She come out!!!"
The shouts were so loud that the earth shook, the angry soldiers just shouted, and there were a hundred guards with golden swords Jia She brought from the capital to guard outside the tent, so they couldn't rush into the tent.But it appears that the shouting will soon turn into violence and bloodshed.
Jia She was so frightened that he quickly retreated into his tent. Looking at the situation, as soon as he went out, he would be chopped into meat paste by the angry soldiers immediately! !
Even the last escape route was blocked! !
Jia She grabbed his hair with both hands, and after a while, he raised his head and asked his three confidants: "Apart from running away, is there any other way?"
Both Zhao Jingzhong and Tu Wan shook their heads, but Hu Yeqin rolled his eyes and stepped forward and said, "The soldiers outside are mostly under General Gu's subordinates. If... If General Gu can come forward and say a few words for your lord, let those soldiers If we resist the enemy, there may be a chance of escape!"
"General Gu? Is that the Gu Pengfei you said was detained (by me)?? Where is he? Hurry up, Officer Fan (this) is going to see him!!" Jia She seemed to have caught him in the middle of the ocean. Like a straw, hope was rekindled immediately.
As soon as the words came out, the three confidantes looked at each other again, no one dared to speak, finally Zhao Jingzhong stepped forward, leaned into Jia She's ear, and said in a low voice: "My lord, although General Gu has a high prestige in the army, he always Not compatible with adults, let alone... let alone..."
Jia She waved his hand and interrupted Zhao Jingzhong's words: "Not to mention, no matter how much official Fan (this) offended him before, Official Fan (this) will go to make amends, no matter what, we must persuade him to come forward Help! Where is he?!!"
Zhao Jingzhong said: "General Gu is being detained in your lord's internal tent, your lord, right there!"
After finishing speaking, Zhao Jingzhong pointed to a small room separated from Jia She's big tent.
Jia She breathed a sigh of relief, and the right side of his face didn't feel any pain: "Since it's in the fan (ben) official tent, why didn't you tell me earlier?" After speaking, he walked in and opened the inner tent. curtain.
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