Preliminary summary: Internet writer Jia She transmigrated to a treacherous official. Facing a big battle, he worked hard to establish a good relationship with his general Gu Pengfei. When She returned to the capital with Gu Pengfei, Linghu Chunshui and others, a bloody storm was waiting for him.Li Fengniang married the emperor Zhao Liming, and Gu Pengfei was falsely imprisoned. Jia She and Wen Shan led the imperial student Fu Que to write a letter to force Zhao Liming to release him. A series of behaviors are very hateful.In order to retaliate, Jia She privately sent Linghu Chunshui to kill Zhao De, one of the candidates for the crown prince, and was transferred to Huainan by Zhao Liming to deal with it in a low-key manner.Zhao Liming sent an assassin to assassinate Jia She. Under the protection of Linghu Chunshui and Gu Pengfei, Jia She escaped from the assassin and feigned death to find a substitute. Under the protection of the other party, being a small official under the fifth rank, on the one hand, is used to conceal his true identity, and on the other hand, he can get in touch with local affairs more and prepare for his comeback in the future.Jia She finds Li Xianzhi's assistant Lu Xiu (zi Junshi), and Lu Xiu tells him that Li Xianzhi will appear in the brothel. Jia She and Linghu Chunshui go to the brothel, but they meet Lu Xiu and Li Xianzhi for the prostitute Biyun. dispute.The two competed to raise the price, and Li Xianzhi asked Lu Xiu if she was sincere in making things difficult for her.Lu Xiu replied: "Yes!"

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Li Xianzhi walked straight in front of Lu Xiu, and said in a bad tone, "Lu Xiu, are you trying to make things difficult for me?!"

Lu Xiu raised her head slightly, looked at Li Xianzhi, and said a word without changing her expression: "Yes!"

Seeing the situation of these two people, Jia She was trembling in the wind. What are these two people singing about? !

Li Xianzhi glared at Lu Xiu, the muscles on his face twitched slightly, and Jia She noticed that his hanging hands had already clenched into fists, obviously wanting to use force but trying to restrain himself.

Linghu Chunshui put one hand on the railing next to him, drinking leisurely, Jia She hurriedly smiled at Li Xianzhi: "Master Li, come and sit, we are all one family, why bother making trouble over a prostitute?" Lu Xiu smiled and said: "Junshi, you are really too, don't help me shout, 2000 taels of gold, where do I have so much money?"

Li Xianzhi turned his head suddenly, looked at Jia She up and down, and Jia She immediately showed an expression of honesty, prudence, honesty and loyalty.Li Xianzhi asked: "Who is this?"

Before Jia She could introduce himself, Lu Xiu said, "This is a distant cousin of mine who originally lived in Jiangbei, but moved nearby due to the war!"

Li Xianzhi then asked: "Since we are avoiding disaster, why are you here to visit the cottage?" Then he said, "I asked you to sort out the paperwork, have you finished it? Come here!"

Lu Xiudao: "Didn't your lord come here because you didn't finish your official duties?"

Li Tingzhi said angrily: "Where I want to go, did I still ask you?!"

Lu Xiudao: "Now it's not on duty, so I don't bother my lord to ask what the subordinates will do!"

The two asked and answered, there was no room for interjection, and Jia She was walking around in a hurry.Reluctantly, Lu Xiu seemed to have completely forgotten to introduce Jia She, and sincerely argued with Li Xianzhi, and after only a few sentences, Li Xianzhi was so angry that she blushed and slapped the table to swear.

A few people were making a big fuss upstairs, the eyes of the surroundings were all looking this way, the old bustard saw her girl being called out for a sky-high price of 2000 taels of gold but no one paid the bill, how could she agree, she twisted her buttocks and shook her head. Wearing a silk handkerchief and accompanying Mr. Gui, he smiled at them and said, "Hey! Several officials, have you discussed it? Don't let Miss Biyun wait!"

Gui Gong also laughed and said, "The one with the highest price gets it~!"

Seeing Li Tingzhi and Lu Xiu quarreling, Jia She said loudly, "I don't have 2000 taels of gold, Miss Biyun, give it to Master Li!"

Unexpectedly, Lu Xiu also followed Jia She closely, and said calmly, "Master Li can't even get the 2000 taels of gold."

Li Xianzhi got angry and slapped the table: "Who says I don't have money? I do have money!"

The old bustard snorted, she didn't dare to offend Li Xianzhi, but she didn't know Lu Xiu and Jia She, so she just said to Lu Xiu: "Little brother, don't just talk and do nothing! It's a good day for Miss Biyun to come out of the cabinet, you are here to make trouble of?"

The customers below also began to shout, and they were noisy for a while, but they heard a clear voice: "Everyone, please listen to my concubine."

Everyone turned their heads together, only to see Biyun standing on the stage, bowing to everyone Yingying, and when he arrived at Wanfu, he said: "It is easy to get a rich man, but it is rare to find a lover. Biyun is leaving the court today, and he also wants to find a lover. Don't want him to have a thousand taels of gold, just want to stay together for a lifetime!"

Seeing that there was a bargain, everyone cheered loudly. Unexpectedly, the money tree he cultivated with so much painstaking efforts suddenly turned against him, and his flesh trembled with anger, but he couldn't beat and scold in front of everyone. He was just a little whore in his stomach. The little whore scolded her thousands of times, and then put on a smiling face: "The cost of ransom is indispensable. As long as I can afford it, I am not unreasonable, and I hope my daughter will have a good home." !"

Hundreds of pairs of eyes from the crowd stared at Biyun, wanting to see what kind of person she would choose.Li Xianzhi and Lu Xiu stopped arguing, Jia She was also curious, looked towards Biyun, and saw Biyun swaying gently, walking towards Jia She slowly, a pair of wonderful eyes first looked at Li Xianzhi The glance landed on Lu Xiu again, passed by Linghu Chunshui, and finally landed on Jia She.

Jia She was very excited, and quietly said to Linghu Chunshui: "Chunshui, she won't like me, right? Let's not talk about it, it's against the law to rape a young girl! But I finally got a girl, what should I do, I'm so tangled ah!"

Linghu Chunshui raised his eyebrows, stretched out his white jade-like hand, lifted Jia She's chin, kissed Jia She's lips with lightning speed, and said with a smile, "I know, hello, my dear." Take a bite!"

Jia She was kissed forcibly in front of the public, his anger couldn't be increased, he took a step away, poohed several times, wiped his lips with his sleeve, and cursed angrily: "Get out! I want a girl!"

Biyun walked in front of Jia She, Shi Shiran bowed, and said crisply: "Young master, I am willing to follow you, and I also ask you to redeem yourself for my family!"

Jia She smiled openly, "Okay, okay!" Then he frowned, "But I don't have enough money..." Before he finished speaking, he suddenly saw Li Xianzhi walking away, Jia She hurriedly followed behind, and in his busy schedule, he didn't know what to do. Forgot to tell Linghu Chunshui: "Buy me a girl, and I will forgive your behavior just now!"

After finishing speaking, Jia She chased Li Xianzhi away, and the bustard stopped Lu Xiu and Linghu Chunshui: "You two officials, did they mean it or not?"

Lu Xiu sat silently, without saying a word. Linghu Chunshui smiled slightly, took out two paper tickets from his bosom, and handed them to the old bustard: "Is it equivalent to 2000 taels of gold?"

The old bustard glanced at the paper ticket, and snorted: "Isn't this the Seventeenth World Club? It was worth it when I first came out, but now I just buy a bundle of firewood. Think we are begging here?"

Linghu Chunshui didn't say much, and drew out the sword with a swipe, the tip of the sword trembled slightly, and the cold light flashed, the old bustard only felt a slight coolness on his cheeks, and after a while, all his hair fell down, turning into a bald head.

Seeing Linghu Chunshui's situation, the clients below knew that they were going to rob them by force, but they really didn't dare to go forward. Linghu Chunshui threw the sword into the bosom of the bustard, raised the wine glass by his side, took a sip, and calmed down. He said: "With this sword, it should be enough, right?"

The old bustard complained bitterly, and wanted to find her backstage, but Li Xianzhi, the envoy of Huainan and governor of Yangzhou, was here just now, but she was intimidated by the beautiful and beautiful man in front of her. After crying for a while, Mr. Gui brought out the second girl who came out of the pavilion.

There was another wave of price hikes in the washhouse, and Linghu Chunshui didn't leave here, sitting and drinking with Lu Xiu.

Lu Xiudao: "Brother Linghu really wants to buy this Biyun girl?"

Linghu Chunshui sighed, and said, "Didn't you hear what he said just now? If I don't buy it for him, he won't forgive my behavior!"

Lu Xiu snorted, looked at Linghu Chunshui with a melancholy face, and raised his glass to toast: "I'm also a fallen man in the world, Brother Linghu, I'll toast you for your kindness!"

Outside Zuixian Tower, Jia She followed closely behind Li Xianzhi's footsteps and shouted, "Lord Li, please stay!"

Li Xianzhi turned her head, staring at Jia She half drunk, half gangster: "Sissy, what are you doing!?"

Jia She was extremely depressed, it was the first time he was called a sissy, but now he had something to ask, so he could only say: "Lord Li, don't care about my distant cousin! I will buy Biyun and send it to you Your Majesty, make sure it's done!"

Li Xianzhi snorted, and looked Jia She up and down again: "Are you Lu Xiu's distant cousin?"

Jia She nodded hurriedly, and quickly drew a line: "Yes, but... I'm not familiar with him, haha, I'm not familiar with him at all! I was just impressed by your lord's demeanor..."

Li Xianzhi snorted, and pulled Jia She aside: "No way! You don't know him well, would you sit and drink together?"

Jia She was surprised, and then he laughed: "You can drink if you are not familiar with each other. When I say familiar, I mean the kind of familiar who have a very close relationship!"

Li Xianzhi staggered away from Jia She, walked forward, took two steps, but then turned around and said, "Are you Lu Xiu's cousin? Come here and accompany me to drink! I've lost all my drinking today." !"

Jia She cried with a sad face: "I don't know how to drink!!"

But it was useless to say it, he was already tightly held by Li Xianzhi's callused hands, and he was dragged to a small stall on the street to sit down.Li Xianzhi didn't care about whether Jia She drank or not, first poured two jars by himself, and then remembered something, with an angry look on his face, he threw the unfinished half jar of wine on the ground, and the wine jar was broken into eight petals .

Jia She looked at his words and saw that Li Xianzhi seemed extremely distressed and a little bit drunk, so he tentatively asked, "Is there something difficult in Master Li's mind?"

Li Xianzhi didn't answer, just looked at the residual wine in the broken pottery on the ground in a daze, he was in a daze for a while, then suddenly asked: "What does that good-looking man sitting next to you have to do with you?"

Jia She sighed, held his head in his arms and said, "Don't mention him, I'll be furious if you mention him! I like women, but that guy relies on his martial arts skills to pester me all day..."

Li Xianzhi turned her head suddenly, looked at Jia She, her eyes were already very drunk, but at this moment her eyes were red, and she suddenly lost her voice: "So there are people worse than me in this world!!"

Jia She was amazed: "You...??"

Li Xianzhi was very distressed, and sighed: "You and Lu Xiu are relatives, right? Hey... I used him because I thought he was handsome, honest, and talented! Who knew, he really lured the wolf into the house!!"

Jia She was struck by Li Xianzhi's words, and suddenly remembered the situation of Linghu Chunshui back then. He couldn't help but patted Li Xianzhi on the shoulder, and said, "You are much better than me, and I am the real one who lures wolves into the house!! Look around me That guy who looks like a woman is the real beast!! I saw that he has high martial arts skills, and he is very good at being a guard, who knows that he has evil intentions!"

Li Xianzhi slapped the table: "You look like a mother, and you will kiss me if you are kissed. I have fought all my life, and after so many years, I capsized in the gutter, and I ended up just like you!"

The conjecture in Jia She's heart was confirmed, and he was really shocked. Pointing at Li Xianzhi, he stammered: "You...won't...you are with Lu Junshi..."

Li Xianzhi's face was full of cattle: "That cousin of yours is really inferior to a beast!"

Jia She suddenly had a sense of intimacy as if he met an old acquaintance in a foreign land, he just felt that every word of this Li Xianzhi, who was full of gangster and alcohol, hit every nerve of his distress.He sighed and comforted: "Forget it, it's nothing to worry about if you make a mistake once in a while, and you won't suffer anyway! Besides, Lu Xiu looks pretty good...much better than mine, and I'm the real unlucky... Eh, your expression is so strange, could it be, Are you as unlucky as me?"

Li Xianzhi looked at Jia She with sympathy, and Jia She also looked at Li Xianzhi with sympathy, and the two said in unison: "We are both fallen in the world, why should we know each other before we meet!!"

Li Xianzhi took a sip of wine and narrated his tragic history while drunk with tears: the handsome staff who was picked up with one hand, took advantage of a certain night when the night was dark and the sky was high, turned into a beast and forcibly committed violence.

When Jia She heard this, he couldn't help shouting angrily: "Brother Xianzhi, you should resist, resist!!"

Li Xianzhi sighed: "I... can't beat him, I can't beat a little boy!!!"

Jia She's face was full of bullshit: "Don't talk about it, I can't beat a guy who looks like a woman!!"

The two hugged each other and cried again, talking to each other, and felt that their friendship was deep and close, and they were allies on the same front.

When Li Xianzhi drank so much that he couldn't even move, he suddenly remembered and asked, "By the way, I still don't know your name?!"

Jia She's head was still lucid, and he hurriedly said, "My surname is Jia, and my name is Huo, and the character Zixu."

Li Xianzhi waved his hand: "Since ancient times, there have been many fates for heroes! Have you heard of it? Jia She, the former JAC envoy, is in the same situation as the two of us!!"

Jia She: "!!!"

Li Xianzhi sighed to himself: "He still defeated the 20 cavalry of Lie Dagger Tu! Whenever I feel that I am unlucky and my reputation will be ruined, I will think of Jia Shaofu, and think of his many adulterers. I feel so much better!!"

Jia She: "... I heard that Jia Shaofu has now repented of his evil ways!"

Li Xianzhi clenched his fists: "I used to disdain Jia Shaofu, but only after I personally experienced this situation did I truly admire him!! To be honest, now I just think that he is more unlucky than me, so I can feel happier Now there is one more you, in this world, there are two guys who are as miserable as me! Haha!"

Jia She thought to himself: Sure enough, I have also mastered the method of avatar. It would be a pity not to challenge Sun Wukong in the cultivation world.

Seeing that Li Xianzhi's enthusiasm for him was high, he took the opportunity to say: "By the way, there is something I want to ask my elder brother for help!"

Li Xianzhi patted his chest and thumped loudly: "It's okay, my dear brother, what do you want me to do for you? Talk about it!"

Jia She rolled his eyes and said, "That Linghu Chunshui bothers me very much, but he has someone in the capital, and I can't get rid of him no matter what, so I want to ask you to help me to work under your account! I found a place that is difficult for people in the capital to find!"

Li Xianzhi snorted. He felt that Jia She's words were wrong. He wanted to think, but his head was a little dizzy, unable to think, and he was too lazy to think too much. He nodded and staggered back to the government office with Jia She on his shoulders, writing a large pen. With a swipe of the seal, Jia She was sent to Haozhou to be the chief bookkeeper according to Jia She's request.

When Li Xianzhi sobered up the next day, he regretted it. It wasn't that he regretted finding a job for Jia She casually, but that he had leaked the matter between himself and Lu Xiu to Lu Xiu's distant cousin—because if this If the guy is not strict with his mouth, he will probably be teased for a long time.

But Li Xianzhi thought about Jia She again, and got a lot of comfort - Jia Shaofu was oppressed, every day, by different people, he should attract the attention of others more than himself.It's a pity that he is already dead. If Jia She is not dead, how wonderful it would be! !

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