Shot while lying down
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"Shot While Lying Down" Author: Others with False Hands
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Jian Su, an elderly otaku, only wants to live in Two-dimensional, but he never thought that by accident, there would be a scandal with a three-dimensional star. He almost felt that he was shot while lying down.
Gu Pan, a superstar known for being noble and glamorous, at first just wanted to teach that venomous snake idiot who made him uncomfortable, but he didn't expect to accidentally put himself in it, and he felt like he was shot while lying down.
Er Que was attacked by X Iceberg [Actually, it looks like mindless and unhappy]
Er Que Shou has always wanted to cure the second disease of Bingshan black attack, and by the way, TJ him into a loyal dog.
Bingshan Belly Hei Gong always wanted to connect the missing string of Er Que Shou, but after thinking about it later, he felt that it was good to keep doing this.
I wrote a lot of abuse articles before, but this time I suddenly wanted to change my taste and write a completely light-hearted and funny one, so this article will probably be mixed with all kinds of gossip, all kinds of complaints, and all kinds of saliva. . .I hope the judges don't shoot me~
Content tags: Urban Love Entertainment Circle
Search keywords: Protagonist: Jian Su Gu Pan┃Supporting role: Sima Qiao Xiao Ding Hang┃Others:
☆、What is first love, can it be eaten?
"Lights! Sound! Are you ready!"
"Where are the female guests, they are all backstage, didn't they go to the bathroom?"
"Okay! The host is here!"
"Countdown, three!"
"two!"
"one!"
"start!"
If life can be like a monopoly, if life can be simulated, if life can be accompanied by Doraemon, Jian Su thinks, give herself a second chance, she will definitely not choose to participate in the blind date program of this TV station——" Peach Blossoms".
Accompanied by the rhythmic music, the door in front of Jian Su opened, the dazzling lights shone warmly, and the audience applauded loudly.At this time, what he saw in his eyes and what he heard in his ears were all noisy. Jian Su took a few steps forward in a daze, took the microphone handed over by the host, and only then came back to his senses...
I am going to... be on TV.
"Let's welcome today's first male guest, Jian Su, please introduce yourself."
Jian Su clenched the microphone tightly and swallowed.
Jian Su, male, 29 years old, will enter the 30-year-old mark in two months, that is to say, the man who is sitting in front of the TV and watching his "Peach Blossoms Blooming" two months later has already arrived It's the new year.He looks mediocre, his facial features are not outstanding, and he wears pair of glasses. Fortunately, he is dressed up on stage today. The T-shirt and casual gray jacket have the effect of reducing age to a certain extent.
He didn't want to talk about age, so let's talk about education and work.
Jian Su's master's degree was in Chinese at N University. Due to the scarcity of male resources in the Faculty of Arts, Jian Su once had a hot day.However, for some reason, he conscientiously remained single, which made many girls who were waiting for him in the Faculty of Arts sigh.After graduating, he is currently working in an advertising company as a planner. His status is neither high nor low, his popularity is good or bad, his salary is not high or low, and he is able to get by.
The heart-beating girls have been selected. In fact, due to the lighting problem and Jian Su's short-sightedness, he basically couldn't see the girls' faces clearly. From a distance, he could only see two black holes on each girl's pale face, so he resolutely I chose the girl with the biggest black hole.
After the first short video was played, the girls began to ask questions.
"After watching your short video, I found that you don't seem to have any pursuit in your career. Do you plan to stay in this advertising company forever, or do you want to have a higher development in the future?"
"Um... I'm worried that the leader will see it in front of the TV. How dare you say you want to change jobs. Judging from the current situation of such fierce social competition, I personally think that having a job is already very satisfying."
"Oh, is that so, thank you." After finishing speaking, the girl turned off the light.
"May I ask why you were single all the time in college?"
"I'm not interested in girls."
"...ah... what?"
"I wasn't interested in girls back then."
The girl looked embarrassed, and the lights went out.
The second short video will be played below, which is about Jian Su's hobbies. When watching it, Jian Su was a little distracted. He was thinking: Eh?Why did I come to this blind date show?
Then he suddenly thought, oh yes!It was my parents and those seven aunts and eight aunts who forced me to participate!
But... it seems that there is another reason besides this...
wipe!Jian Su slapped his head because of that bastard Ding Hang!
two months later.
On her 30th birthday, Jian Su had a big party, and Jian Su got half drunk at the banquet and returned home.His mother led him to toast table by table as if they were getting married, and Jian Su kept a polite smile until her cheeks became sour.No way, who told him that his family has many relatives, my mother has three older sisters and four older brothers, my father has an older brother and two younger sisters.
"Oh, it's so fast. I hugged you, Jian Su, when I was a child. You were still so big at that time. Now my grandson is hugging you haha."
"You are a good-looking talent, do you have a girlfriend yet?...No...Actually, I have a colleague who has a nice daughter, who works in a government agency..."
"They're all 30 years old. Where can I be high? Your family, Susu, looks promising."
30 years old 30 years old 30 years old...
This number filled her ears, and when she returned to her rented house, Jian Su couldn't hold on any longer, and when the door closed, she fell to the ground with a bang.
He clenched his fists, smashed hard on the ground, and shouted loudly:
"Fuck you Ding Hang, you are the one who caused me to be 30 years old and still not married!"
"..."
"Ah bah! I haven't married a wife yet!"
Who is Ding Hang? Ding Hang is Jian Su's high school classmate and current colleague.That day, when the leader led Ding Hang into the company and introduced all the employees, Jian Su's left and right eyes kept dancing to each other.Just as he believes that "the left eye jumps, the peach blossoms bloom, the right eye jumps, the chrysanthemums bloom", now the left and right eyes jump together, it can be said that the peach blossoms and chrysanthemums bloom together, suddenly like a spring breeze overnight, in spring, the hundred flowers bloom...
When Ding Hang walked in front of him and stretched out his hand to him, Jian Su shook his head vigorously to wake up, and shook hands with him.
Speaking of which, let's go back to the source, let's start with Jian Su's hobbies.
30-year-old Jian Su is a person who has not broken free from the Two-dimensional world for more than ten years. Her favorite thing to do is to collect cat-ear moe girl figures.It is no exaggeration to say that in his room, from the desk to the bookcase, there are all kinds of cute girl figurines, big and small, and he has to clean and dust them every day.And recently, Jian Su couldn't put it down for his newly bought life - the heroine of "War of Gods" - Nanako.
If Jian Su can continue to like it like this, he will at most become an otaku when he grows up, but the turning point in his life happened in high school. After accidentally coming into contact with a danmei work, he accidentally fell in love with comics. After the little Gong in Li, and after accidentally discovering that the squad leader Ding Hang was so similar to Xiao Gong, he was twisted by the youth and accidentally bent over.
At that time, Jian Su was still a reserved and obedient baby. She didn't confess to others, and she didn't make small glances at them from time to time. She just occasionally stared at the back of the other's head in a daze during class, but she was suddenly called by the teacher and answered: If there is no problem, he will be criticized in class.
Then what?Then it was gone, our forbearing Jian Su kept his love for Ding Hang in his heart for nearly three years, and waved his hand when he graduated without taking away any hope.
As a result, almost ten years later, he did not expect that at the age of 29, he would meet his first love who broke him again.At this time, Jian Su is no longer the submissive little boy. At this time, Jian Su's heart is full of turmoil and righteousness. He firmly believes that meeting again is God's arrangement, and it is a shameful waste of life not to grab it.
So our Jane Su decided to make a move!
He first reminded Ding Hang on the sidelines: I am your high school classmate~ Then, he invited him to dinner as an "old employee", in the name of helping him to familiarize himself with the company environment and understand the company's business.After going back and forth, the two quickly became acquainted and became good colleagues (good friends?) who commute together every day.
Three months ago, Jian Su and Ding Hang went to the head office in Beijing to study and discuss, and stayed in the same room in the hotel at night.In the evening, the two of them had dinner with the leader and got drunk. When they went back, they swayed with each other's support. Fortunately, the two of them had good wine and didn't do the embarrassing thing of singing and dancing on the street.
After walking for a while, Jian Su took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth. Ding Hang approached him and lit it for him.
Jian Su took down the cigarette with his thumb and forefinger, exhaled a wisp of smoke in the night, Ding Hang looked at him and smiled slightly: "Not everyone can ask me to help light a cigarette."
Jian Su's double eyelids made his eyes look a little blurred at this time, and asked: "Then who can let you light a cigarette?"
Ding Hang stood with his back to the light, and Jian Su couldn't see his eyes clearly, but he could feel the bending of the other's index finger and lifted his chin, and he could also feel the weight of the other's eyes on his face.He obediently did not move, waiting for his next move with a little tension and anticipation in his heart.
The cats on the street quickly jumped onto the wall, looking like ghosts in the moonlight.
"Heh, does this count as disrespect to my boss?" He asked with a sudden laugh.
Jian Su's eyelashes moved, but she didn't speak.
Ding Hang lowered his hand and patted Jian Su's shoulder instead, he smiled happily: "You go back first, I have a college classmate in Beijing, I should visit him when I come here."
Jian Su glanced at her hand and reminded in a low voice: "It's almost twelve o'clock..."
Ding Hang turned a deaf ear, walked back to the opposite direction of the hotel unsteadily, and waved at Jian Su while turning his head. 2 minutes later, Ding Hang disappeared at the corner of the street, but Jian Su stood there without moving.
Worse things are yet to come.
After returning to N City, Jian Su recalled what happened that night, and she was inevitably a little embarrassed. She was always torn between "fortunately I didn't pierce that layer of window paper" and "why didn't I just pierce that layer of window paper that day" , but the only fortunate thing is that when Ding Hang raised his chin, he didn't close his eyes.
Although Ding Hang was still getting along with Jian Su's good buddies, but after more than a week, a girl waiting for Ding Hang appeared downstairs.
The girl took Ding Hang's arm, and Ding Hang introduced to Jian Su:
"This is my girlfriend."
Jian Su's three outlooks immediately went wrong.
Jian Su wants to prick the villain!
Jian Su roared in his heart: "2012 come quickly! The world will soon be destroyed! The pair of XXX in front of me please invite Sinai!"
Thankfully he held back.
Jian Su smiled. He looked back and said, "My friend passed by just now. I'm going to say hello to him, um...goodbye, slow down on the way home, and be careful not to be bitten by a dog."
Ding Hang reluctantly grinned and shook his hand: "...goodbye."
Jian Su turned her head back chicly, stared at the person walking in front, walked up and hugged his shoulders, and said with a smile: "Oh, long time no see, don't you be so kind, remember me, you are such a noble person who forgets things... "
He completely ignored the bewilderment and panic of the man he was embracing, and dragged him to another street while talking with a smile, and pushed the man away after turning the corner, putting away his smile and saying indifferently: "No Sorry to admit the wrong person."
The man patted his clothes, squinted at him, and cursed: "Crazy."
Jian Su didn't reply. After the man left, he looked at his own shadow in the glass window of the small shop on the street, and suddenly felt ironic.My performance just now must have been terrible, it must have been terrible!Like a third-rate clown trying hard to cover up his ugliness.
He wished he could have done it more calmly.
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☆、There is nothing strange in life
30-year-old Jian Su escaped from the claws of relatives and friends at the birthday party and returned to the rental house. She scolded Ding Hang while she was drunk, and she immediately felt much better.He let out a satisfied smile on his chest, and was about to stand up against the wall when he suddenly smelled a scent, and saw Qiao Xiao coming out with a pot of casserole overflowing with aroma, and as soon as he put it on the dining table, the lid was lifted , shining golden light, has the potential of a small Chinese master.
"Hey, what smells so good, I've smelled it a long time ago!" Another man walked out from another room, about 20 years old, with flaxen hair dyed, from Beijing, and a mouthful of Beijing films.
Qiao Xiao smiled slightly: "Wild Pepper Belly and Lung Soup, produced by Xiao Qiao, must be a high-quality product."
Even though he just had a meal, the smell of wild pepper still made Jian Su's mouth secrete some kind of liquid. He put out his orchid finger, and stretched out to the blond boy very charmingly: "Little horse, help me up."
The boy brushed his sleeves twice, and bent forward: "Hey."
Jian Su hiccupped and stood up with the help of the boy holding his nose. He stumbled towards the dining table, squinting and smiling obscenely: "Little Qiao, give me a taste."
"Okay, you are the birthday star today, everything is up to you."
After finishing talking, Qiao Xiao gave him a bowl of soup, Jian Sulong was very relieved, and clapped his hands: "My concubine is good."
About today is only this moment, Jian Su felt that her 30th birthday was a good one.
Jian Su rented a three-bedroom single room in a sunny location, about ten square meters, and it was quite comfortable to live in.There is also a man and a woman renting together with him. The woman loves to cook, and her name is Qiao Xiao, and the man with blond hair, Ha Han, is Sima.
Jian Su was the last one to move in. When she opened the door with her big bags and small luggage, the kitchen was full of excitement, and the hoarse voice of "Qi Lang hi~~~oh~~" came from the other room. ~Woo~~~~" singing, Jian Su petrified for half a minute.
Qiao Xiao is actually quite beautiful, with delicate features, bright eyes and white teeth, and he is very likely to turn his head back when walking on the road.But there is one thing that must be mentioned, that is, her hair is naturally black, long and straight, and watching horror movies at night has the effect of horror movies, so Jian Su and Sima once knelt down and begged Qiao Xiao not to put on a mask and walk around the living room at night .
When we first met, Qiao Xiao once said to Jian Su: "Actually, I prefer everyone to call me Xiao Qiao." After speaking, he covered his face with his hands, blinked his eyes, and was infinitely shy.
It's only because Jian Su didn't know Qiao Xiao well at that time, and felt that she was quite in line with the Chinese aesthetic concept of beauties, so she complied with her, calling "Little Qiao" and "Little Qiao" every day, and Qiao Xiao could hear her. Very happy.Later, when Jian Su saw that Qiao Xiao didn't wear makeup every day to go to and from work, he would go to the vegetable market after work, he talked smoothly when bargaining with the vegetable vendors, and once he was wearing pajamas with his hips on his hips and trained the little liar who came to cheat him to cry. After I went home to find my mother, it was a bit difficult to call out the word "Little Qiao".
It is quite dangerous for a girl to rent with two boys, but if it is shared with two gays, it can be said that there is no worry at all.
That's right, Sima is also gay.
Both Jian Su and Qiao Xiao knew this well. One day, after Sima broke up with his No. 11 boyfriend, he went home and threw himself into Qiao Xiao's arms and cried.Qiao Xiao's loving mother's heart broke out in an instant, and she coaxed him all night, and helped him scold the heartless man like a bloody salted fish and never turn over.
Taking this opportunity, Jian Su asked him: "Little Ma, when did you find out that you are crooked?"
Sima sobbed and said, "Yes...it was only after reading a slam novel that I realized I was interested in men."
This point is similar to that of Jian Su. Jian Su excitedly asked him: "What kind of novel is it? I'll read it too."
""Tomb Raider Notes"."
………………
"Are you sure... this is a Tanmei novel?"
By the way, some people may have doubts about Sima's name, just like Jian Su.When introducing himself for the first time, Sima shook hands with Jian Su and said, "My name is Sima."
Jian Su smiled and said nothing, as if she was waiting for something.
"My name is Sima." He said again.
"Uh... Sima... Sima what?"
"My name is Sima, and my surname is Sima."
Jian Su kept a smile on his face: "Good...good name..." But in his heart, the face of Curator Jin turned into: "Fuck, who chose such a foolish name!"
The life of co-renting is between happiness and worry. There is nothing strange in life. To be able to share two roommates like this, Jian Su feels that she has been lucky for three lifetimes.
After her 30th birthday, Jian Su continued to live a life of [-] to [-], two o'clock and one line, and continued to wake up every day to say good morning to his cute figurines. At the same time, she continued to watch Ding Hang with a hidden knife in his smile every day, which made people shudder .
Of course, there are also differences.
The happiest day to go to work every week is Friday, especially in the afternoon, when the whole office is full of vitality.Xiao Wang at the desk next door knocked on the partition, leaned his head over and said to Jian Su: "I'll wait to see you fight bravely and show off your heroism tonight."
Jian Supi smiled but did not smile, and her two smiling muscles twitched: "It should be to see how I am outnumbered and defeated."
Xiao Wang cupped his fists: "The most important thing is to participate, strong man, we have already admired you!"
Jian Su slammed his head on the table heavily, and a pile of papers on the table floated up and then fell down. He clasped his fists in his hands, and said in a miserable voice, "Let's make a deal."
Impulse is the devil. After seeing Ding Hang's girlfriend, I shouldn't have been confused by sadness, resentment, depression, and the rhetoric of relatives, so I called the damn registration hotline.
He is so remorseful, he wished he could hide in the Two-dimensional world now, at least people in the Two-dimensional world would not watch the dating show - "Peach Blossoms Bloom".
This is the first time that Jian Su wished that the time could pass slowly when she was at work, but this time it seemed that the time passed surprisingly quickly. The colleagues left work happily, and Jian Su slowly packed her bags. With everyone in the company gone.
When I got home at night, as soon as I opened the door, I saw Qiao Xiao sitting on a small bench with a knife in his hand, and the smell of blood immediately filled the air.
Jian Su screamed strangely: "Little... Xiao Qiao, what are you doing!"
Xiao Qiao turned around and smiled harmlessly: "Kill the chicken."
"What are you doing killing chickens?"
"What else can I do to kill a chicken, of course it is to eat! Tonight I decided to make a pot of chicken soup, and then watch "Peach Blossoms Blooming" while eating chicken legs, tsk, what a joy in life."
"No, no, no, can't you see it?"
"Why! Oh! Yes, speaking of this!" Qiao Xiao raised the kitchen knife in his hand with a "sigh", and the tip of the knife, stained with chicken blood, was pressed against the tip of Jian Su's nose, "You didn't even tell me about "Peach Blossom" "Duo Kai" invited Gu Pan's younger sister to be the female guest, what do you mean, I wouldn't have known if I hadn't read the trailer!"
"I... I don't know what sister Gu Pan invited..."
Qiao Xiao's eyes suddenly became more tender: "Gu Panda, Gu Pan SAMA, Gu Pan Oppa..."
Jian Su pressed the briefcase to her chest, sneered and avoided Qiao Xiao's kitchen knife, moved it against the wall little by little, until she reached the door of her room, then went in and closed the door with a "swish", the movement was done in one go.
Sure enough, the three-dimensional world is terrifying!
Relieved, Jian Su lay on her back on the bed, hugged Nanako's body pillow, closed her eyes and said, "You still love me the most."
At eight o'clock in the evening, the show starts.
At [-]:[-], Sima ran over and smashed the door of Jian Su's room with his fist: "Come out and see, Susu, you are playing, come out quickly!"
At [-]:[-], Qiao Xiao knocked on the door: "Hey! Come out and drink chicken soup!"
At [-]:[-], it was Qiao Xiao who knocked on the door again: "Good job Susu! The younger sister who chose Gu Pan as soon as she came up, be careful of girls! My sister saw you right!"
At [-]:[-], Sima knocked on the door: "Oh my God! You came out on TV and said you're not interested in girls!"
At [-]:[-], Sima slammed on the door: "You actually showed them your figure, no wonder there is only one lamp left after the lights go out! Ahhh, it's okay! It's your beloved girl who keeps the lamp!"
Sitting in front of the computer, Jian Su typed the Tanmei Wen that she started writing a month ago, and now it has nearly [-] words.But today, from opening the document to now, he coded and deleted, deleted and coded, half an hour passed, and he didn't code a single word.
Because he could still inevitably hear the sound coming from the TV in the living room.
"A 30-year-old man still likes anime and lives in a virtual world. Don't you think this is a very naive behavior, but it also makes me understand why you still haven't pursued your career until now." The girl who left the lamp at the end was Gu Pan's younger sister.
Then she turned off the lights, the tragic music played, the host showed a regretful expression, and after a good lecture to Jian Su, the two shook hands, and Jian Su walked off the stage alone.
In fact, Jian Su responded to what the girl said, but the TV station cut out the words and did not broadcast them.
Jian Su said: "I like anime because I like that world. I am moved by their innocence, inspired by their dreams, inspired by their persistence, those dreams that may or may not exist Beautiful, I can’t find many in the three-dimensional world. Of course, I am not a person who lives in illusion all day long, and I also understand that the place I am in is a real and cruel world. But, are you only allowed to If we like those bloody love stories performed by real people, why don’t we like the virtual world where dreams, struggles, friendship, and love are intertwined!"
After he finished speaking, there was moderate applause in the auditorium, but Jian Su saw that two boys even stood up and applauded for him.
Jian Su's hand holding the microphone was shaking a little, but he was excited!
Thinking back to this, Jian Su, who was looking at the computer screen, suddenly raised the corners of his mouth.
At the same time, Jian Su didn't know that there was another person who was also watching this dating show for the first time.
After Jian Su stepped off the stage, Gu Pan turned off the TV and threw the remote control on the large sofa.
"Jane Su."
Gu Pan read out his name.
If the TV station hadn't invited his sister to be a female guest to create a gimmick, he wouldn't have seen this person again.His index finger was bent, touching the straight and delicate bridge of his nose, revealing a faint smile.
"Oh it's you."
☆, when the glass heart meets God's complaints
It's not that Jian Su doesn't know about Gu Pan, after all, he also has many Two-dimensional friends who have praised Gu Pan's face, and used "like a man who came out of a comic", which is simply top-notch in Jian Su's opinion. Complimentary words to describe.
Another way he knew about Gu Pan was through Qiao Xiao.Qiao Xiao claims to be a fan of Gu Pan. Qiao Xiao has not only watched Gu Pan's three albums, two movies, and one TV series so far, but also bought back various limited edition platinum editions for collection.
One day, when the three of them were watching TV in the living room, Qiao Xiao saw a movie starring Gu Pan on the movie channel, and immediately clenched his hands on his chest, and said affectionately, "Oh~~~Our family, Panpan~~ ~"
Jian Su was stunned for half a second, then immediately fell off the sofa, lay on the ground and collapsed laughing, kicking her legs back and forth like riding a bicycle: "Ahahahahaha! Is he a baguette or a security door! Ahh Ha ha ha ha!"
Three seconds later, Jian Su's laughter stopped abruptly, because Qiao Xiao stood up with a smile on his face and stepped on him, tossing her hair, she turned her head and asked Sima coquettishly: "Little Ma, where is our broom? I'm going to sweep this body out."
Gu Pan has just debuted, and his qualifications are still low, but he is famous in the circle for being noble and glamorous. He doesn't throw away scripts that he doesn't like. No matter how it is written, I never participate in parties I don’t like, and even call this kind of party “huddling together to keep warm” in front of others.Although his nobleness and glamor has attracted a lot of criticism, and he has few friends in the circle, but he has a beautiful family, good acting skills, good family background, fans all over the world, the big name is reasonable and legitimate, and the big name is fascinated by a bunch of young girls Or non-girly.
Among them was Qiao Xiao.
The last time Gu Pan surprised everyone was at a press conference. This press conference was about the live-action film of the manga "Wind Language" co-produced by China and Japan. Gu Pan will be the lead male in the film, Chinese Lin Xuechi, and The heroine he is partnering with is Maki Nami, who has just become popular with the Japanese pure love movie "Letter Paper".
However, when a Japanese reporter asked Gu Pan why he, who has always been very cautious about filming, chose this movie, Gu Pan's answer made everyone present feel a cold sweat for him.
Gu Pan propped his chin with his slender fingers, ignoring the economic man who was gesticulating at him like an ant on a hot pot in the distance, without any expression on his face, he said, "Well...Actually, I haven't read this comic yet. , I just feel that the characters are good, and I have a hunch that this film will be popular."
The manager's movements froze, he kicked his legs and closed his eyes, and fell to the ground with a "boom".
And when Jian Su saw the news on the computer, he smashed the wireless mouse he just bought.
He clenched his fists and frowned, he felt that there was a small flame burning all over his body, and when it was over, he felt that his Tucao soul was about to burn again, it was going to burn again!
It's not a day or two since Jian Su liked "Wind Language", which is why he was angry with Gu Pan's answer.This manga is famous for its touching. It tells the story of Lin Xuechi, a Chinese who studied alone in Japan. Because he witnessed domestic violence when he was a child, he split into two personalities. , yearning for blood all the time.One day, he ran into Chiba Haruhi, a heroine who dropped out of school and opened a bakery at home. He fell in love with Kasuga with his cowardly personality, but unexpectedly, another personality with a cold personality also fell in love with Kasuga.Haruhi knew that Lin Xuechi had two personalities, and she kept encouraging him to help the cowardly personality overcome the cold one.In the end, just when the cruel personality was about to kill Haruhi, the cowardly personality committed suicide in order to protect his beloved.
The end of this story really made the readers cry. Lin Xuechi hugged Chunri and said to him, I hope I can turn into a ray of spring breeze in this quiet town, blowing past you every day and smelling the fragrance of your hair , Whispering in your ear, year after year, again and again.
After reading it, Jian Su hugged Nanako's pillow and cried loudly. However, apart from the tears that spilled out, Jian Su's sequelae after reading this comic were different. He went to the chair and hummed to Qiao Xiaojiao: "Little Qiao, cockroaches! I'm so scared!" After a while, he said to Sima solemnly, "Young man, draw out your sword." Scared Qiao Xiao and Sima thought he was really crazy, Hiding in their respective rooms all day long in fear.
In the few days after reading the news, Jian Su felt that she was like a fireball, and she could fuck if she didn't vent her anger.He first went to Gu Pan's post bar to post a fierce crusade post, but was ruthlessly deleted. He then went to a well-known website to post a complaint post, but was sprayed back by Gu Pan's fans.
Nevertheless, our Jian Su is not discouraged, our Jian Su is convinced that he is not fighting alone, he is not fighting alone!Willing to cut himself to pieces, dare to pull the emperor off his horse, he must mobilize the two-dimensional masses and refuse to let Gu Pan play the role of Lin Xuechi!
But what he didn't expect was that the next day, the first crowd he mobilized was the deity he wanted to complain about.
Although Gu Pan always looks like he has earned [-] to [-] yuan, his professional attitude has always been regarded as a role model by people in the industry. Even if he has never been interested in animation and the like, he should do his homework before the film actually starts. It was still time to finish all of them, so he ordered the full set of "Wind Language" at a well-known bookstore in the city, and picked it up the next day.
When I went there, the boss was not there, so Gu Pan took sunglasses and searched in front of the bookshelf. After walking around a few bookshelves, he finally found it. Just as he was about to reach for it, a hand was stretched out from the side, and both hands touched. Gu Pan frowned. head, retracted his hand.
That hand also retracted at the same time, and Gu Pan slightly turned his head to look at it. It was a man who was a little shorter than him, wearing a pair of black-framed glasses, a sweater, and jeans, and two locks of black hair sticking out for no reason. When people saw it, they wanted to help him twist it down.
The man scratched the back of his head and looked at him: "Ahahaha...what a coincidence...you want to take this too..."
Gu Pan remained silent, staring at this person with his long and narrow eyes behind the sunglasses, until the person's goosebumps stood on end, then he turned and left without saying a word.
"Wait a minute!" Someone suddenly shouted behind him.
Gu Pan looked back.
The man asked: "Are you going to buy it? I've read it online, and I'm not in a hurry to buy it. If you want it, you can take it first."
Hearing what he said, Gu Pan didn't refuse. He walked back and finally said, "Thank you."
The man squinted and smiled: "You're welcome, you're welcome."
Gu Pan felt that he could take the book away with peace of mind this time, but just as he raised his hand for the second time, the man next to him seemed to suddenly remember something, and grabbed his hand suddenly, with an inexplicably excited expression on his face: "You too You like "Wind Talk" right! You also live in Two-dimensional, right!"
The sudden enthusiastic question made Gu Pan overwhelmed. He froze for a moment, and then his two beautiful eyebrows furrowed fiercely. He didn't answer immediately, but tried to pull his right hand out of the man's hands.
Gu Pan's silence was taken as a default by the man, he moved closer to Gu Pan again, his eyes sparkled like a puppy seeing a bone: "Finally found a partner! If you like "Wind Talk", please Go to XX.com and support my post 'Reject Gu Pan's role in "Wind Language" male lead Lin Xuechi'! Please!"
Refuse to play the role of Lin Xuechi, the male lead in "Wind Language"?
If he read it correctly, the man felt a chilling light flashed through the eyes behind the sunglasses of the person in front of him.
"Why?" Gu Pan asked, his voice was unusually cold.
"Because Gu Pan is not suitable at all... ah... he is not worthy of this role! I absolutely can't watch my favorite work be ruined by him!" The man finally withdrew his hand and nodded while crossing his arms.
"Why not?"
When he asked this sentence, the manager of the store came back. He heard that there seemed to be some movement in Gu Pan's side, so he walked over here. "Jane..." Facing the man's back, the store manager was about to shout, when he suddenly saw the man wearing sunglasses standing facing him make a silent gesture to him.
The store manager is not like Jian Su, who immediately recognized the person wearing sunglasses as Gu Pan, and was so frightened that he swallowed the rest of the word "Su" slowly.
Jian Su didn't notice anything strange behind him at all, and continued: "Although I admit that Gu Pan's image is still very suitable for Lin Xuechi, but according to what he said at the press conference, he has no love for this character at all except for the personality. Loveless actor, I think he can't interpret this role well at all. Besides! Is there no one who can cure his secondary disease! Megalomaniac! Smelly fart! He looks like he's being dragged to death all day! I think it's still Need to find a kindergarten teacher to teach him how to behave
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