Shot while lying down

reason! "

The store manager stood behind Jian Su, hearing that he was about to have a heart attack, and didn't care about anything else, he pulled Jian Su over with a smile on his face: "Didn't you want "Puzzle of the Fog"?" For art collections, I’ve bought the goods for you, come and take a look with me.”

Jian Su's eyes lit up a little bit again: "Have you bought in so soon?"

"Yes, don't waste time here." The store manager wanted to grab him and run away, if he wasn't a regular customer of his store, he wouldn't care about this second job.

Unexpectedly, Gu Pan, who had never spoken much, looked at Jian Su and said, "I will go and read the post you mentioned, but I also hope that the statement on the post will not reflect what you just said. Just as childish."

Jian Su completely ignored the last two sentences. While being dragged away by the store manager, he imitated Fan Wei and shouted with a smile on his face: "Thank you."

Later, when Jian Su found that the posts he posted on the XX website were more difficult to find than finding a needle in a haystack, he gradually forgot about it.

Until he met Gu Pan again, and a bunch of things happened that he never expected in his life, Gu Pan told him that the source of everything was because of his complaints.Jian Su was so angry that his teeth itch, he took a step forward and grabbed Gu Pan's collar, because he was not as tall as him, he could only stand on tiptoe, cursing:

"Actually, you have a heart of glass, right! Although you have an iceberg face like a diamond, you are actually a heart of glass, right?"

☆、Lovebreak VS Unemployment

Jian Su felt that she had Monday phobia.

Every Monday morning, Jian Su would make some innocuous mistakes, such as squeezing Sima's facial cleanser on the toothbrush as toothpaste, or using Qiao Xiao's toothpaste as facial cleanser on her face.So every Monday, Jian Su's colleagues would come over to smell it, and then happily say "Susu, you have another mouthful of milk fragrance" or "I smell the icy beads on your face".

But this Monday, he was sober and correctly completed a series of washing tasks in the morning, and for the first time fried an egg with an unbroken yolk.

What's even more intrusive is that when he went out, he found that he had been hanging on the bag, and a small bell with the words "good luck" fell off.

Jian Su shuddered, feeling that something was wrong.

In the evening, Qiao Xiao came back with enough food for three people to eat for a week in both hands. He planned to cook a delicious dinner to comfort Jian Su who was ashamed and thrown to the TV station. When cooking, she found that there were not enough people. When he didn't come back, he called Sima to help.

Sitting on the balcony, Sima raised his head, suddenly waved his hand and said, "Don't make noise, I'm watching the sky at night."

Qiao Xiao put his hands on his hips and rolled his eyes, holding a spatula in his hand, ready to give him an affectionate blow to the back of the head, before he struck, he didn't forget to ask: "Then what did you observe?"

Sima stroked his non-existent beard, and squinted his eyes in an inscrutable manner: "The moon is dark, the wind is high, and the night of killing..."

Qiao Xiao was taken aback for a moment.

It just so happened that there was a sound of opening the door from the entrance at this time. It seemed that Jian Su had returned, and the sound of turning the key vigorously indicated that its owner was extremely upset.Sima turned around and nodded slowly to Qiao Xiao: "Little Qiao, go and put away the kitchen knife, good boy."

Qiao Xiao didn't dare to be negligent, and quietly hid the kitchen knife into the rice bag.

Jian Su walked into the entrance, flicked her feet casually, and the leather shoes flew out of her feet, one landed in the middle of the restaurant, and the other landed in the corner.Angrily, he rushed into the kitchen, looked around, and asked Qiao Xiao, "Where's the kitchen knife! Little Qiao! Where's your favorite chicken-killing knife! I need it! I long for it!"

"What do you want a kitchen knife for?"

A trace of killing intent flashed in Jian Su's eyes: "I want to kill that couple of dogs!"

After speaking, he continued to rummage back and forth in the kitchen, finding another cabinet from one cabinet, and made a "humming humming" sound while searching.Just when he was about to find the rice bag, Sima and Qiao Xiao exchanged glances, Qiao Xiao immediately flew up, grabbed Jian Su's hand, and put the other arm across his throat.

"Susu! Calm down! Calm down!"

Jian Su rolled her eyes towards the sky: "Little...Little Qiao...you are going to strangle me..."

Dinner time.

Jian Su finally calmed down, and this silence was too much, and she began to speak less and less.Qiao Xiao and Sima looked at each other worriedly, but at this moment they heard Jian Su's long and mellow sigh.

"I ask you..."

Qiao Xiao and Sima pricked up their ears.

"Breakdown or unemployment, which one do you choose?"

"Lovebroken!" Qiao Xiao said.

"Unemployed!" Sima raised his hand.

After listening, Jian Su walked to the corner and slowly shrunk into a ball, drawing circles on the wall with her fingers, "I'm unemployed..." After a while, he gasped, "I'm also broken in love."

Here's how it goes...

Jian Su just arrived at the company this morning, and she felt that the atmosphere was not right. There was a subtle, indescribable strange smell in the air.At first, Jian Su thought it was because everyone had watched "Peach Blossoms Blooming" on Friday night, and knowing that he had returned home without a feather, he was worried about embarrassment, so he didn't say anything. position.

Xiao Wang at the desk next to him poked out his eyes from behind the partition, just stared but didn't speak, staring at Jian Su a little hairy.

Jian Su whispered, "What's wrong?"

Xiao Wang's eyes wandered to the boss's office, and finally he exposed his whole face from behind the partition, and he said, "The boss is looking for you, I guess..." Xiao Wang's mouth curled into an inverted U.

Jian Su swallowed with a "gulp".

"Jane Su, a colleague told me that you have a bad style of work and harassed your subordinates. Do you have anything to say about this?"

Jian Su looked at the boss who was sitting in front of him with folded arms and crossed legs with a straight face, and smiled silently.

"Excuse me, can you tell me who I harassed?"

"Sorry, for protection purposes, no."

The corner of Jian Su's mouth lightly hooked: "Then I guess this 'certain colleague' is probably the one I harassed?"

"Have you admitted that you have ever harassed a subordinate?"

"Would you believe me if I said no?"

The boss looked at Jian Su, then closed his eyes and shook his head.

Jian Su smiled and spread her hands: "That's it!"

The boss raised his chin at the desk next to him and said, "The dismissal document is on the desk, you can take it and leave."

Jian Su walked over without saying a word, took the dismissal letter and stuffed it into the pocket behind his buttocks, strode towards the door for two steps, then turned back when he thought of something, and slapped the desk loudly, Startled the boss.Looking up, I saw Jian Su gritted her teeth and said word by word: "You can choose other ways to fire me, unfortunately you chose the worst one, because I hate people the most in my life, wronged, wronged, I!"

The boss was stunned for a moment, until Jian Su finished speaking and was about to leave, he stood up and said to Jian Su's back: "Jian Su, there are some things you need to be careful about..."

At this moment the door opened, but it was not Jian Su who opened the door.

Ding Hang and his girlfriend walked in, Ding Hang froze when he saw Jian Su, but fortunately he reacted quickly, and immediately pretended to just glance at it, and looked away without leaving a trace.

His girlfriend called out, "Dad."

father!

Jian Su opened her eyes wide and looked back at the boss and Ding Hang's girlfriend.

What a bloody plot...

Jian Su smiled and nodded, his eyes fell on Ding Hang fiercely, nodded and said, "That's not bad..." He pointed to the boss and his girlfriend, "Two birds with one stone."

After a while he looked at himself and said in a very mocking tone, "No, it's Sanniao."

In this way, Jian Su stepped into the mighty unemployed army. He couldn't figure out why he was so unlucky during this period of time. First, he signed up for a damn blind date show, and was satirized by others, and later, his favorite anime asked for help. Being acted in a live-action version by a star I didn't like, I ended up losing my job and falling out of love.

He squatted in the corner and summed up for a long time, and finally he could only come up with a self-deceiving answer:

Ding Hang is a disaster star.

When Sima passed the corner, he threw him a newspaper and said in a very pitiful tone: "Son, go find a job, no one here can afford you."

Jian Su grabbed the newspaper and rolled it into a ball, and threw it down. Then he stood up, put his hips on his hips and shouted: "I am born to be useful! I will regain my glory!"

After speaking, he looked around.

Qiao Xiao was diligently washing the dishes.

Sima burst into tears watching Korean dramas.

No one cares about him.

Jian Su was so angry that he sang loudly: "The sky in the liberated area is sunny! The people in the liberated area like it very much! Comrades! I am going to the nightclub tonight! Goodbye! Comrades! Goodbye! My comrades in arms! "

Qiao Xiao turned his back to him: "Walk slowly."

Sima stared at the computer: "Ouba, goodbye."

So Jian Su took her wallet, clenched her fists with both hands, swaggered out of the house full of revolutionary ideals, and walked into the nightclub "Shengge".

In fact, tonight, the depressed Jane Su forgot a proverb in her little head:

The old will not go, and the new will not come.

☆、Mischievous Kiss

Although "Shengge" is called "Shengge", it is a quiet bar. The gentle soft music and the quiet performance of the bartender annihilate the whispers of people talking in low voices and the crisp "ding" when clinking glasses in the music.

Gu Pan sat in the corner of the bar, raised the cocktail in his hand, and looked at the scene outside the transparent private room through the layers of colors in the glass. This bar added a touch of charming color to his eyes.He remained calm, and the slightly annoyed voice of Rhodes, his manager, could be heard next to his ear.

"Gu Pan, this is the last time I will warn you. No matter how good your family background is, it is useless. Now you are standing in front of the public. If you do not restrain your behavior in the future, more and more people will resist you. Your appearance, Neither your acting skills nor your family background can be your protective shield. I have already cleaned up the mess for you by following your ass. Can you please think about us, think about your behind-the-scenes team, you Being able to stand at today's height is not something you can achieve alone, we don't want to see you ruined!"

Gu Pan finally put down the wine glass in his hand, and turned to look at Rhodes. His manager's eyebrows were now tightly knit together, and he looked at himself with a look of expectation.

Gu Pan raised his beautiful lips, and reached out to pat Rhodes on the shoulder: "Don't worry, if something really goes wrong, I will stand in front of you and bear it all by myself."

Rhodes raised his head and covered his face, made a whining sound, and then spread his hands and said, "Did you understand what I just said, did you understand? Please don't be so conceited, what does it mean for one person to bear everything? God, help! I Let me tell you clearly, with the current situation of such a large amount of information circulation, once something goes wrong, each of the antis can drown you with a mouthful of saliva!"

Gu Pan withdrew his hand, crossed his hands on his chin, and smiled slightly with disdain: "If they dare to spit at me... I will dare to throw sulfuric acid on them."

"Snapped!"

Rhodes slapped the coffee table with a palm and stood up, trembling a little.

"Unreasonable! Simply unreasonable!"

Gu Pan leaned back, leaned leisurely on the sofa cushion, and raised his eyebrows: "Everyone is an adult, what can't be said properly."

"Gu Pan, don't get carried away, you are not a superstar, after you have suffered, then go back and think about what I said today," Rhodes tried to calm down, he straightened the collar of his suit, and left behind when he left. The last line, "If you're over 18, then I think your puberty should have passed."

Seeing Rhode's leaving back, Gu Pan slowly withdrew his smile, and he took a sip of the cocktail in the glass expressionlessly.It's not spicy, it's very sweet, it's greasy and not refreshing, but it seems to be stuffed together in his heart. He put the wine glass on the table, stood up, looked around the quiet bar, lowered his head and squeezed the space between his eyebrows , before calling the waiter to come and pay the bill.

People who hate themselves...

When paying the bill, Gu Pan was distracted for a while, and for some reason, he remembered the person who stood in front of him that day and said righteously, "Gu Pan is not worthy".In fact, everyone does not want others to hate him, but because of his current status, those critical voices in Gu Pan's ears can always activate a set of self-protection mechanisms, that is, he shows an attitude of not caring and turning a deaf ear.And there was only one time, just that one time, when Gu Pan's self-protection was overwhelmed, and he unexpectedly discovered that at that time, his heart was filled with an emotion that could be called "shaming into anger".

"Jane Su..." Gu Pan's eyes fell on a meaningless point in the air.

"Mr. Gu knows Jian Su?" The waiter's voice came from his ear abruptly, but just after asking, he scratched his head and smiled, shaking his head, "It's probably just the same name and surname, how could Mr. Gu know that kind of dead girl?" House."

"Dead house?" Gu Pan repeated, looking at the waiter, "Maybe it's the same one, you know it too?"

The waiter nodded suspiciously: "Yes, I know him. He is a regular customer in the store. He is just sitting there chatting with others."

"Huh?" Gu Pan's eyes jumped, "Where?"

"That's right there." The waiter turned around and pointed.

Gu Pan looked in the direction he pointed, and he saw Jian Su sitting there chatting with a man. It was a relatively remote corner of the bar, and it was hard to spot without looking carefully. He seemed a little drunk, talking At times, his eyes were obviously dazed and he couldn't open his eyes. After a while, he rested his chin on his arms, looking tired.It so happened that at this time, Gu Pan clearly saw that the man sitting opposite him stretched out his hand towards him, put it into his pocket, and carefully took out his wallet bit by bit.

Gu Pan's eyes dimmed, and then he strode towards him.

"Hey Mr. Gu looking for your money!" The waiter shouted anxiously behind him.

Gu Pan didn't look back: "No need, it's included in the tip."

While walking towards Jian Su, Gu Pan was thinking in his heart, he didn't know if this person was lucky or unlucky, he could meet a thief just by chatting with anyone, but fortunately he was spotted by me, but ...

Gu Pan touched the corner of his mouth and smiled lightly.

He doesn't usually laugh very often, but once he does, what he says and what he does next are pretty nasty.

It's just that... I am not a good person.

The man was just about to leave with the wallet in his hand, but before he raised his head, he saw a hand stretched out. This feeling was like hiding under the table to play with the mobile phone at school, and the teacher's hand suddenly stretched out.

The man didn't dare to lift his head, only to hear the man standing beside him say coldly: "Please give me the things while I'm in a bad mood and don't want to call the police."

There was no movement for a long time, Gu Pan waited quietly, but unexpectedly the man attacked suddenly and punched Gu Pan in the waist.

Missed.

Gu Pan grabbed the man's wrist and twisted his arm outwards. The man's other hand also hit him, but was caught by Gu Pan again helplessly. Both arms twisted to two different places at the same time. The posture was indescribable. The man opened his mouth to make a painful sound.

"I don't think it's good to cause a commotion in this kind of place..." Gu Pan said.

The man suddenly raised his head, feeling that Gu Pan seemed to have something in his words, he looked at him gratefully: "Sorry, I know I was wrong, if you let me go..."

But at this moment, Gu Pan moved closer to him and blinked: "But I like it."

The man froze.

I just felt a sudden lightness under my feet, and then my whole body was lifted up. Before the man realized what happened, his back hit the ground heavily. A feeling of numbness immediately spread from behind to his limbs. He groaned and fell on the ground. Can't move on the ground.

There was a lot of exclamation in the bar, and everyone looked here.

Gu Pan clapped his hands and took the wallet from him.

The security guard hurried over from the door, and after hearing what Gu Pan said about the incident, he hurriedly said sorry, sorry, and took the thief away.

At this time, Jian Su finally woke up. He rubbed his eyes and said, "Huh?" But not long after he made the sound, he yelled again, lowered his head and looked around for something.

Contact lenses rubbed off for him.

"What happened?" Unable to find the contact lens, Jian Su simply took off the other one. He saw the figure standing in front of him, which was familiar yet unfamiliar. The pain was severe, so I subconsciously asked this person.

When Gu Pan turned around, he saw Jian Su wanting to pull his sleeves. The two curls on his hair seemed to never be subdued. Gu Pan once again had the urge to help him press down.

Throwing the wallet back to him, the tone of the speech was still emotionless: "A thief wanted to steal this just now."

As soon as Jian Su saw his wallet, most of his alcoholic energy was sober. He grabbed the wallet and stroked it in his arms for a long time, muttering in his mouth: "Daddy is sorry for you. Daddy didn't take good care of you. It's all Daddy's fault..." He could hear the black line at the end of Gu Pan.

After "comforting" the wallet for a while, Jian Su remembered the existence of this person in front of him. He was very grateful: "Young Xia, you are really amazing! We meet by chance, let me buy you a drink!"

"You don't know who I am?" Gu Pan asked back.

Jian Su squinted his eyes a little closer to him, staring at his facial features carefully, but for some reason, seeing the face of the other party getting closer and closer, Gu Pan suddenly felt a little guilty, and even secretly leaned back Yang, want to stay away from him.

Jian Su gave up, sat up straight, and shook her head: "The contact lens just fell off, and I can't see clearly with myopia."

A feeling of disappointment or happiness flashed through Gu Pan's heart.

The wine was ordered, and Jian Su hugged the cup and started to drink. After drinking for a while, the drunkenness gradually came back, and the chatterbox began to open, and she pulled Gu Pan's sleeve desperately to confide her heart to him.From signing up for a blind date show, to talking about his unemployment and lovelorn, he burst into tears, miserable and distressed.

Gu Pan got impatient, originally he wanted to play tricks on this person who hated him, but after listening to his confession, he felt that this person seemed miserable enough, he almost had his wallet stolen just now, and playing tricks on him again seemed like a joke. It doesn't make any sense.So he looked at his watch and was about to get away. He pulled back the sleeve that Jian Su had almost wiped his nose with, and said, "You're drunk, I'll find someone to take you back, and give me the phone."

Jian Su honestly handed the phone to the other party.

"Who can pick you up?" Gu Pan flipped through the address book.

Jian Su pouted two words: "Ding Hang!"

"Oh, that's the one you like."

Jian Su pouted aggrievedly, and nodded vigorously: "Mm..."

Gu Pan raised his eyes and saw that his pursed mouth was still lingering, and suddenly became upset.He gritted his teeth and rolled his eyes, stretched out two fingers and pressed Jian Su's mouth back.

It feels good to the touch, soft.

Jian Su covered her mouth all of a sudden, and stammered: "You you...what are you doing?"

Gu Pan didn't look at him, and continued flipping through the address book: "It's almost time to hang the oil bottle."

Finally found "Ding Hang", Gu Pan breathed a sigh of relief, and just wanted to ask this "Sister Xianglin" early.But when he was about to press the call button, he suddenly saw the avatar setting next to his name, and was surprised.

"Is he a man?"

Jane Su nodded.

"Are you gay?"

Jane Su nodded.

Gu Pan lowered his head, looked at the name in the address book, and slightly hooked the corner of his mouth.

Gu Pan is not purely gay, but he has studied abroad for a period of time, and his family conditions are relatively good, so he is more open-minded in this regard.He used to have a few male companions, but it was just a sudden whim to try the taste of a man, and he has always been top, and usually has more female companions.After careful investigation, it can be said to be a double at best.

He laughed this time because he thought of a way to play tricks on Jian Su.

"It's him who broke your relationship?" Gu Pan's voice became a little softer, and he even reached out to stroke Jian Su's hair, just like stroking a puppy.

Jian Su was also like a puppy that suddenly got the love of its owner, and she let out a "wow".

Gu Pan persuasively said: "Then let's let him be punished, shall we?"

Jian Su blinked, as if she didn't understand what the "punishment" he meant.

Gu Pan smiled mysteriously, and pressed the call button on the phone. After a few rings, the call was connected. He said, "Jian Su is drunk, you can take him back."

The other end of the phone hesitated for a long time before whispering: "Okay, I see, where is it?"

Gu Pan reported the address, hung up the phone, and looked back at Jian Su who was lying on the table and was about to fall asleep again. The two bristles on her head stood stubbornly, and the corners of her mouth were shining brightly, indicating that there would be some kind of liquid in the future. Flow from there.He kept muttering something in his mouth, Gu Pan took out a napkin to help him wipe away his saliva, and leaned his ear to hear what he said, but when he heard it, he found that he kept cursing: Bastard!

15 minutes later, Jian Su's cell phone rang again, but Gu Pan didn't answer the call. He glanced sideways and saw that Ding Hang was already standing at the door of the bar, looking around with his cell phone. After hearing the faint ringtone, he looked here .

Gu Pan stood up, walked to Jian Su's body, and straightened his body.

Jian Su woke up in a daze.

Ding Hang is walking towards here.

Gu Pan supported the bar with one hand, raised Jian Su's chin with the other, looked at his lips, and said in a deep, unspeakably sexy voice, "Let's let him know that you are not unpopular, By the way, it can make you and him... completely give up on each other, how about it?"

Ding Hang was only ten steps away from them.

Jian Su heard it vaguely, and he tried hard to sort out his thoughts: "What... what?"

But it was too late.

He saw that Gu Pan's face was getting closer, closer, closer...

Eh?

eh eh eh! ! !

☆, spring is here

Getting closer, getting closer, getting closer...

"Ahhhh!!!"

Jian Su woke up from the dream with a loud cry, his forehead and back were covered with sweat, he closed his eyes hard, then opened them again, and found that he was just dreaming with lingering fear.He wiped his sweat with his hand, sat on the bed in a daze with his eyes wide open, touched around, the soft mattress, yes, this is his own bed.

It was already bright outside, and the birds were chirping. An aunt in the opposite building was patting the quilt on the balcony. In the sunlight, you could see bursts of dust rising from the quilt.

Jian Su rubbed her temples, trying to recall what happened last night, she vaguely remembered a thief... Then she drank a glass of wine with someone... And then...

I can't remember anything about the rest, it's probably a hangover, and I have a terrible headache, as if a needle is poking hard into my brain.

"you're awake……"

"Ahhhh!!!"

Suddenly a weak voice came from the ear, Jian Su was startled, wrapped in the quilt and crawled to the foot of the bed next to the wall, when he opened his eyes and saw that it was Sima, he immediately became angry and bullied him. He punched and kicked him mercilessly, cursing: "Didn't you have class today! Did you skip class again? You bad student who failed the expectations of the students' parents and teachers!" Sima dodged around and mourned. Hu: "You are a wolf-hearted person. It was in vain to take care of me last night. You couldn't sleep at night, but you ended up like this today. You can be called a farmer and a snake. Alas!"

Jian Su was confused by what she heard, but she also put her hand away, wrapped the quilt up again, lay down on the bed, and asked, "What is Aiqing's grievance, please tell me quickly."

"Yesterday you were drunk, Ding Hang sent you back, and then you hugged the toilet and started throwing up..."

"Wait a minute!" Jian Su raised her hand abruptly with a shocked expression.

"Ok?"

"Who sent me back?"

"Ding Hang."

"Who sent me back?"

"Ding Hang."

"Who sent me back?"

"Ding Hang."

After asking three times in a row, Jian Su was finally convinced that he had heard correctly. He threw his head hard on the pillow, pulled the quilt over his head, and wailed loudly: "Help me, I don't want to see anyone!"

Sima touched the bun-like man at the foot of the bed with a very understanding heart, and said, "It's not that serious. He also said that we should take good care of you. It seems that he really cares about you."

While listening, Jian Su got smaller and smaller in the quilt, but after 2 minutes, he suddenly lifted the quilt and said with a serious face: "Little Ma, do you know what dream I had yesterday..."

Sima nodded and interrupted him: "I know."

"You know!?" Jian Su blinked in surprise.

"Then do you know that Xiao Qiao borrowed powdered cake from me yesterday?"

"You actually have powder cake!"

"The point is not this!" Sima took the pillow and hit Jian Su on the head, then looked out of the window little by little, and said, "The point is... spring is here."

Jian Su spent the whole morning struggling with the dream of "getting closer", "Ding Hang sent him back", "Sima has powder cake" and "Xiao Qiao actually started to make up", plus last night's hangover The reason is that Jian Su felt that her head was overloaded.

When it was almost noon, he received a call from his mother.

Jian Su didn't tell them about her unemployment.

"Well... I'm fine by myself... Well, don't worry... There's still a lot to spend... It's okay, it's okay, I didn't take that matter to heart... Okay... I see... Wait, etc. Wait! Mom! What are you talking about!"

The voice of the old mother on the other end of the phone was joyful: "My colleague's classmate's sister's cousin has a daughter in her 20s. I heard that she is very beautiful. She can go to the hall and go to the kitchen. She is also very good at her job. They agreed to arrange for her to have a daughter." See you two!"

"Save...ah no...when!"

"Saturday! Isn't Saturday a day off? Everyone is free! What do you think?"

Jian Su was crying, but she couldn't express this negative emotion on the phone: "Okay...see you on Saturday, please send me a text message for the time and address."

The mother hung up the phone happily, but Jian Su felt that she was really going to hang up.

Qiao Xiao didn't come back at noon, and Sima went to school. Jian Su searched the kitchen and only found a bag of instant noodles. Qiao Xiao expressed incomprehension about the existence of such things as instant noodles, and scoffed at them.But now the appearance of this pack of instant noodles made Jian Su feel so grateful, he added an egg and ate it indiscriminately.

While eating instant noodles and turning on the computer to look at the recruitment information, Jian Su picked out a few more reliable ones and wrote down the phone numbers, and called them one by one. One of the companies asked him to go to the interview tomorrow morning.

After hanging up the phone, Jian Su looked at the resume she had made on the computer, and took a sip of noodles loudly with firm eyes and confidence.

You can't dawdle anymore, you must find a job!

"Jane Su, oh~~~" The interviewer in front of me smiled and nodded when he heard the name, and said, "I watched "Peach Blossoms" last week, and I know you, so quickly Just get fired? Hey, don't stand, sit down."

Jian Su sat down somewhat restrained: "Well... because of some personal reasons, and... I think I should have a higher career pursuit... probably that's... that's it..."

How can you say you were fired because "someone" framed you for harassing a subordinate.

"So..." The interviewer smiled, opened his resume, looked at it, and asked, "It is said that Mr. Jian is very interested in animation, isn't it?"

"Yes, that's why I chose your company," Jian Su said, "I hope to contribute to China's animation manufacturing industry, and I hope to let everyone know that China's animation can also be done very well."

"Well, yes, it's great to have this motivation. If you can work for our company, I would like to introduce our company's recent plans to you first."

It sounded like there was hope, Jian Su immediately sat up straight and nodded to express her willingness to listen.

"It's like this. Our company plans to produce a giant animation recently, called "The Bandit King". When he was young, he accidentally ate a forest fruit and turned into a rubber man who could stretch his body. On the way to his dream, he met a woman who could draw maps, a swordsman with a seaweed head, and a man with very thin legs. A long cook, a long-nosed man who likes to brag with a slingshot, and..."

"I'm sorry to interrupt you," Jian Su finally closed his long mouth. He stood up, took two steps forward, put his hands on the interviewer's table, and asked, "Are you sure? Is it your company's original?"

The interviewer looked up at Jian Su at a loss: "Yes... yes."

Jian Su closed his eyes, smiled, stood up and brushed the dust off his sleeves, and said, "I'm sorry, your company's production level is really superb, I really can't work in such a company, so I'll pretend I didn't come today Yes, thank you."

After he finished speaking, he walked towards the gate, only to hear the interviewer behind him say angrily: "Jian Su, what kind of job-seeking attitude do you have!"

"What... job-seeking attitude?" Jian Su smiled, turned around, and walked back to where he was standing, "I didn't want to say it at first, but since you asked about my attitude, I will be honest Tell you what my attitude is. "Piece King"? Ha, what a good name, I don't know if you have watched "One Piece" and changed 'sea' to 'mountain' to become original? Anyone who knows Thought you were filming "Shan Hai Jing", people who didn't know thought you were remaking "Water Margin"! What's the name of the protagonist, Floo? Why didn't you change it to Sanlu? After drinking Sanlu, I have superpowers ? Is your imagination really beyond ordinary people, or did you really drink Sanlu so you don’t have any folds in your mind? My dear, why can’t Guoman always rise? It’s just that there are people like you. It’s called Shanzhai , It’s not good to call it plagiarism, you know, I feel that the average IQ level in the whole country has been lowered by the existence of people like you!”

The interviewer couldn't react at all, he could only look at Jian Su after finishing speaking in one breath, then gave him a friendly smile, and finally said: "If you really haven't seen "One Piece", I suggest you watch it, it is a God made."

After finishing speaking, he strode out of the room, and closed the door with a "bang", neatly.

So cool!

Sure enough, complaining is good for physical and mental health. Jian Su strode on the street and moved his hands and feet. Now he feels very comfortable physically and mentally. He can go up to the fifth floor without any effort.I can't blame him for his poisonous tongue, but I can only blame this company for hitting the gun. "Mobile King"?He really wanted to laugh just thinking about it.

He couldn't wait to go home and tell Qiao Xiao and Sima about today's battle!

"Jane Su!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

When Jian Su just walked downstairs, she heard Qiao Xiao's terrifying roar. Qiao Xiao's magic sound piercing the brain was not a cover-up, and Jian Su's legs immediately softened half.

Did you find out that I ate instant noodles today?

Not so.

Or do you know that I used her name to upvote the post I posted against Gu Pan?

It is impossible.

Jian Su took a little time to go upstairs, and while going upstairs, he wondered anxiously. When he was standing at the door knocking, he thought, die as soon as you die, Qiao Xiao is a girl, after all, he is a pure man.

The door was opened immediately.

Qiao Xiao stood at the door with disheveled hair and red eyes, staring at Jian Su as if he wanted to see Jian Su as a naked man.

Jian Su secretly turned her body to look at Sima behind Qiao Xiao, and asked cautiously: "Did she become a zombie?