Shot while lying down

It's your manliness!Classmate Gu Pan, I think you dote on Susu too much. This is like raising a child, and it is easy to praise him to the sky.Gu Pan, I strongly suggest you to show off your S-shaking physique and teach Susu a lesson.You don't have to worry, everyone will have an M side in their hearts, I believe that after being conquered by your masculinity, Susu will only rely on you more, and I don't even know if she will carefully ask for S/M~~~"

"..."

"Student Gu Pan, do you have any comments?" Sima asked.

"He doesn't have an opinion, I have an opinion."

Everyone turned their heads and stared at the back door of the classroom. Even Qiao Xiao, who was lying on the ground, sat up and looked at it in astonishment.

Jian Su was smiling, leaning against the back door with folded arms.

"Masculinity? Teach me a lesson? Shaking M? Asking SM?" He walked towards Sima while talking.

Sima Chao took a big step back, his back stuck to the blackboard, and stared at Jian Su who was walking towards him in horror, just like looking at the bald head teacher who was most afraid of in high school!

"Do you want me to test it on you?" Jian Su leaned on the podium with a smile, looking at Sima with blinking eyes, "Don't worry, you will definitely rely on me more~"

"No! No!" Sima stretched out his hand, "I didn't say anything just now, eh? I seem to be on the wrong shift, oh, actually I should be next door, next door..."

After finishing speaking, he dragged Qiao Xiao who was sitting on the ground, and fled the classroom as if flying.

On the podium, the screen of Gu Pan's cell phone was flashing, showing a text message sent by Jian Su fifteen minutes ago.

"I'm coming right now!!!" he posted.

"Why did you come in such a hurry?" Gu Pan stood up and stuffed the phone into his pants pocket.

"Huh!" Jian Su snorted, flicked her hair, walked towards the camera, and smiled arrogantly.

"Because... no one can take away my protagonist's position!"

67. The second episode...

Weather on Tuesday, January 2013, 1: Little Sun

I didn't expect that time flies so fast, and it's another year in a blink of an eye. Think about what I was doing at this time last year?Um...a bit forgot...=____=

Suddenly, I feel as if my life is almost the same every day...

As a dead house, I really feel that I should be ashamed.When others are working hard...I stay at home; when others are competing for positions...I stay at home; when others are making more money...I stay at home...

So on the day of my death, apart from my name and date of birth, there should be only a bloody "house" on the epitaph, right?

……Nonsence!Saying such unlucky words on the first day of the new year... I'm pissing...

Last night, I made an agreement with Gu Pan to spend New Year's Eve together, but he had a radio interview before, and he won't be home until around ten o'clock.The time waiting for him was really boring, so I had to read "Heizi's Basketball" while eating snacks, it was really burning!It’s so beautiful! Hey Bazaar!

Speaking of which, Gu Pan, who suffered a thousand dollars, actually wants me to control my weight!I bought a lot of exercise equipment and came back, and I almost converted a room in my house into a gym, hum... hum... Be careful, I have a perfect eight-pack abs and I will attack you!

Oh, by the way, after marriage... [Why did I write these two words so awkwardly>///<] My parents had a whim and wanted to invite Qiao Xiao and Sima to dinner, thank them for their kindness to me during the shared renting days take care of".As a result, my mother recognized Qiao Xiao immediately, and the two of us sweated profusely that day in embarrassment!But it was okay later, Qiao Xiao and my dad had a very happy chat, no one told them they all liked the small kitchen, Qiao Xiao actually worshiped my dad as a teacher before he left... My dad took in such a flowery girl The apprentice is so happy that the flowers are blooming. I am considering whether to tell my dad about her previous "bad deeds" and let him take it easy.

Also, the most hateful thing is that Qiao Xiao has been calling me "junior brother" since then!Enough is enough!Did she think this was playing with Ji San!You should hurry up and practice life skills with my dad!

Oh oh oh, what, I got off topic just now.Later... Later at night, Gu Pan came back. The little guy got a hairstyle for the stage, although he really didn't want to admit it, but he was really handsome! 【This can only be said in the diary, I will never say that to Gu Pan! 】

We agreed to stay up late for New Year's Eve together, but it was only after twelve o'clock that I was sleepy and angry, and then the guy came over and said, "Let's do something refreshing"...

Refreshing... God of your sister!

I'm so sleepy now that I close my eyes until it gets dark, it's because you were so energetic last night!Speaking of which, I really want to drop my diary! O(￣ヘ￣o#)

Marrying a star feels really bad [Huh?Why do I use the word "married", corrected here, it is "married"], I was invited to record a talk show at night, telling about our husband and wife life OJZ.Can I refuse?I really want to ask the heaven without words, can I refuse?That time can be used for scumbag games, dear!And, should I smile shyly at the camera and say: "Well, we live a very happy life. He plows the field and he weaves, and he carries water and he waters the garden..."

enough……

Today's diary is really long, maybe it's because Gu Pan expressed his "sincere heart" to me in the game yesterday?I'm getting more and more incoherent, it's not my fault that I haven't learned Chinese well, it's all because of Gu Pan's faint heart, won't he put on his pajamas after taking a shower!This guy is definitely training his muscles secretly again, and he is definitely showing off his figure on purpose in front of me!

Mensao man, what's so great about abdominal muscles, I have them too!Take a look at the clothes...

……

Forget it, don't be ashamed...

Weather for Sunday, January 2023, 1: Little Sun

It’s a new year again. Looking at the sun this morning, I suddenly remembered the doomsday theory about [-] a long time ago. At that time, I was quite nervous and asked Gu Pan, what should we do if the doomsday really came?

As a result, Gu Pan moved me very much at that time. He said, hold my hand, and you will be fearless.

I want to say Gu Pan, you are so nasty and greasy, I can't stand you.Alas~ But it is so numbing and greasy that I can't stand it, and I have remembered it for ten years.

I took Gu Xiaosu and Jian Xiaopan back to my mother’s house yesterday, and my parents also went to eat together. The three old people still chatted very well, but my mother’s legs seemed to be a little bad, and she complained of pain after walking for a while , I must take her to the hospital tomorrow.

The two children, Xiao Su and Xiao Pan, are too rambunctious, and the three old people dote on them lawlessly. I must find time to kill their arrogance.But what I am most afraid of is not that the two of them are making troubles. What I am most afraid of is that Qiao Xiao and Sima's children will come to the house to play together. crying little princess...

I don't want to say anything... I don't want to recall that day... It was a nightmare, it was the prelude to the end.

besides!A few days ago, I actually found a small note in Xiaosu's pencil case, which said: Li Tian, ​​I invite you to eat ice spirit, please let me kiss you, okay?

Xiao Su is only eight years old!An eight-year-old child who can't even write the word "ice cream" has two children who have started to write love letters now!And the target is Li Xi and Sima's unlucky child!How precocious are today's children!

The next day, I showed the love letter to Gu Pan. Gu Pan looked at the note and covered his mouth for a long time. I didn't understand, what's so funny?In the end, he heard him say, um, that kid Li Tian is not bad, he looks like a handsome kid.

But this is puppy love, puppy love!Gu Pan, you are completely unaware of the seriousness of the matter!

Later, I asked Sima and Li Xilai to talk about this matter. What I didn't expect was that they looked at each other, immediately stood up and held my hand, and called each other "father-in-law" very affectionately.

Are you just acquiescing like this!Can't you see puppy love?Of course, I have to admit that our little Su is still very cute, and it is absolutely understandable that you like her so much!

Alas~ Regarding the matter of these two children, I seem to be the only one among the four parents who is singing the opposite tune, which makes me feel like a bad person.Forget it, let them go, in fact, I will not say, what happened to Li Tian when I saw Li Tian later?

Oh, by the way, there is another happy event that I forgot to mention. In fact, this event is the reason why I want to write this diary. It is that one of my novels was adapted into a movie by the famous director Zhu Sheng, and Gu Pan played the leading role. This film made him win the best actor's crown at the Galaxy Film Festival last night.

I'm very embarrassed to say that when I watched him accept the award last night, I couldn't help but shed two tears, I hope I wasn't caught by the camera, otherwise Jian Su's glorious image will be ruined.

Ahhh!Xiao Su and Xiao Pan are playing fishing in the fish tank again, I...I'm going to watch, I can't let them break the fish tank again...

Children, grow up quickly!Daddy's head will be ground to two sizes by you.

Weather for Wednesday, January 2033, 1: Two clouds

Time flies so fast, I don't dare to recall the past now, everything in my memory seems to have some gray color.But I clearly know that the sky at that time was as blue as it is today, and the people, things, and things have not changed much.

It has been five years since Gu Pan stopped filming, and some time ago he was invited to play the role of Lin Xuechi's father in the remake of "Wind Language".He agreed, and when the movie was released, the media said that many people went to see it because of Gu Pan. I was surprised that a 50-year-old still has such charm.

Afterwards, nothing happened, and it happened that Xiaosu and Xiaopan both went to college, and we were both happy and leisurely, so we thought, why not go out for a trip and have fun.

Alas, when it comes to this, I can't help being melancholy. I shouted back then, I hope the children will grow up quickly, don't make me worry so much.But now, they are really grown up, but they always feel that they are getting farther and farther away from me. When I want to worry about it, I am still annoyed by them. When they were still small and soft, they always liked to hug my calves and Gu Pan's, sit on our feet, and be taken wherever we went.

Gu Pan has already booked a travel plan there. I can see from his posture that he plans to travel around the world!When going abroad, he can speak both English and Japanese. I don’t worry about it, but I always feel a little uncomfortable. Thinking about how many years I’ve been here, apart from speaking Chinese very fluently, the others... Forget it, let’s not mention it .

I told him that when we come back from the trip, as we planned a long time ago, we will open a comic book store that provides drinks in a quiet place. I will be the store manager, and he will help. Sometimes you can also call Xiao Su and Xiao Pan to help, which is regarded as social practice.

He smiled and agreed.

When he laughed, I touched the smile lines on the corners of his mouth, it seemed a little heavy, and looking at my face, it seemed that there had also been some changes.

We have to admit, we are all getting old.

But we have been with each other for so many years, even if we are old, we are willing. We believe that in the years of growing old together, we must welcome new scenery.

Weather for Thursday, January 2043, 1: Little Sun

It's another sunny day, which is great.

I thought back then that the most heartbreaking sentence was written by Gui Youguang in "Xiang Jixuan Zhi": "My wife planted it by hand, and now it is as graceful as a cover."

One person lives, one person has already returned, leaving a trace of thought in vain to arouse the sadness of the living.

I don't want to see this scene.

At my age, it’s time to think about life and death. Sometimes I think about it, I’m selfish after all, I’d rather go before looking forward, otherwise I’ll bear the grief of his passing away in front of me. no.

Of course, a better idea is that the two of us will have a hot breakfast in the morning as usual, and then go for a walk in the park together, but I don't know if anyone will recognize Gu Pan and me at that time.Then we ate an authentic special snack in an unremarkable small shop deep in a certain alley in the city.In the afternoon, I went to visit my two sons-in-laws, teased my grandson, and finally returned home, watching the sunset side by side.

We just live in our own little happiness day after day, and then maybe on a certain morning, neither of us opens our eyes.I think, like that, we are still not separated, we just went to the two-dimensional world together.Just like what he said a long time ago, hold each other's hands and you will be fearless.

I can't write anymore, Gu Pan doesn't like me writing such things, and he also thinks we still have a long, long way to go.In the past few days, I flipped through my diary from decades ago, and the footers were all yellowed. When I saw the sentences I wrote back then, I laughed for a long time.I didn't expect that in the rushing years, except for the appearance, nothing was really worn away.In his eyes, even though I am old, I am still a little old man with a lack of care, and in my eyes, even his white hair is so "noble, glamorous, handsome and charming", haha , Yes, time is here for both of us, and it is fixed.

Well, I really can’t write any more, Sima, Qiao Xiao and Gu Pan are missing one, I have to go over and make a table, let’s stop here today.

PS: If Gu Pan knows that I am so artistic here, he will definitely criticize me again. He has to hide the diary, so it is decided!

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