Shuoyun Feidu

But it was a beautiful spring day, the wind was light and the sky was clear, the upper and lower floors of the Drunken Immortal Tower were full of people, the strange thing was that all of them were female guests, and everyone was calling for friends, with weird colors on their faces, yelling and laughing Lian Lian, at this moment, a woman in green clothes downstairs came a bit late, there was already no room on the second floor of Zuixian Building, no matter how much she pestered her, the clerk just shook his head helplessly, the woman couldn't help being annoyed when she saw this , simply rolled up his sleeves, showed two fingers, and said loudly: "You have to be careful! Is it fun to be the 'chrysanthemum acupuncture hand' handed down by my aunt! Why is there no seat on the second floor? My aunt doesn't care! Even if you sit On the window sill on the second floor, let me also watch the whole scene of "Secrets of the Jianghu-Unveiling the Mystery of Beitang's Father and Son's Unfaithful Love History"!"

Just when there was a lot of noise and chaos, I saw a handsome woman from upstairs sticking her head out and beckoning: "This girl, it can still be crowded here, Xiaoer, and add another pot of chrysanthemum tea." When the woman in green heard the words, she was overjoyed and said, "That's it, my little sister thanked my sister!" After saying that, she rushed up to the second floor a few times, walked quickly to the delicate woman, and said with a smile: "Today Thanks to my sister, otherwise, if I don’t go to the second floor to see the beauty’s father, I’m afraid I’ll vomit blood and die!” The delicate woman pulled her to sit down, and said with a smile: “We’re both beauties in the world, why should we know each other when we meet again! We’re all sisters, You don't need to be polite." As he spoke, he laughed again: "So my sister is a cute father party." While speaking, he introduced several women at the same table one by one, but they turned out to be disciples of 'Gang Jimen'. Hurrying to pay respects, just a few words of politeness, I heard someone downstairs slapping the table and scolding the shopkeeper. Hearing the voice, it was a man: "...you fooled by lard, how dare you ask someone for 100 taels of gold for a seat?" , isn’t it a black shop! Come on, and come with me to meet the official!” After hearing this, everyone burst into laughter, and someone looked downstairs, and couldn’t help spitting: “Where did the rough man come from? Find a place! Right now, there are still vacancies on this floor. If it is on the second floor, not to mention no seats, even if there are, it will cost 500 taels! Wuna man, go and go, this is not where you should come."

All the girls upstairs and downstairs were also booing like a swarm, one of them glanced at the man up and down, and suddenly covered his mouth with a smile and said, "Tsk, he's in pretty good shape, he's strong and burly, but his appearance is a bit ordinary... However, it still catches the eye." Someone next to her interjected: "It's a bit thicker..." When she said this, someone behind her also became interested, and chuckled and said: "It's good to be charming, but it's okay to be thicker." I'm afraid this sister doesn't know the magic method?" Nai coughed, and smiled, "In my opinion, I think this person is most suitable for using tools between the beds. It's a joke..." Her companion at the side heard it, and only laughed and cursed: "Heavy taste!" Everyone whispered, and there was a lot of discussion. What's going on, but instinctively felt a chill all over his body, and the hairs all over his body stood on end, amidst the strange laughter of the girls, he panicked, rushed out the door, and fled.

Everyone laughed uproariously, and mocked one after another: "He is a straight person! I think we are being unkind." Before the words came out, someone laughed and said: "...the girls are so excited, but what are you talking about?"

All the girls took a look, and suddenly said: "Fourth girl!" Seeing that the girl was 23 or 50 years old, with no makeup on her face and simple clothes, she just smiled gracefully: "It's my fault, please wait for a long time " As he said that, a few more pamphlets appeared in his hands at some point, and he raised his eyebrows and said: "Sisters, do you want to know the secrets of the Beitang family? Do you want to know the private life of the most beautiful man in the world? Do you want to get a glimpse of the beauties of the Beitang family? Our school currently has "The Sea of ​​Love--The Secret Story of the Beitang Family", "The Hot Hands Destroy the Playboy", "Why Are Fathers and Sons Unfriendly?——The Love of the Beitang Family In-house volumes such as "The Truth of Evil Entanglement Revealed", "Love, Hate, Love, Hate, and Smile" are published, and each volume is [-] taels of silver. Everyone is welcome to buy it. There is also a beautiful portrait of Beitang and his son. For sale at the shopkeeper on the first floor..."

Before the words were finished, everyone was already applauding. The four girls smiled sweetly and looked downstairs. After a while, a tall young man walked in outside the door. Behind him was a boy in his teens with similar facial features who was holding his right hand. Both of them were wearing white spring shirts, and they looked extremely handsome.

As soon as the two of them stepped into the building, a girl in pink suddenly trembled, tears filled her eyes, and said in a trembling voice: "Your Majesty..." Rolling her eyes, she fainted on the spot due to extreme excitement , Some people sighed: "This girl from the 'Mengzi Party' must have a little cultivation." Seeing this scene, the shopkeeper hurriedly called the waiter: "Quickly, go and call Mr. Wang from South Street..." At that time, Zuixian upstairs was in chaos, the crowd was in a state of turmoil, some were screaming, some were passed out, some were drooling from eyes, the scene was extremely chaotic.

Seeing this scene, Beitang Rongdu swung his fan away with one hand, and shook it slightly, as if he was not surprised by such a situation, he only frowned and thought for a while, and asked Beitang Zunyue next to him: "...Father, why did you suddenly agree to come here and do that 'hundred questions about sex between husband and wife'? It's strange." A light flashed in Beitang Zunyue's eyes almost imperceptibly, but he only smiled and said: "This The king has nothing to do, why, can it be okay?" While speaking, a corner of the book page was faintly exposed in the sleeve, and the seven ink characters of "Three Hundred Ways of Taming Wife Secrets" were written, thinking that if the woman hadn't handed over this thing to the king. How could this king come to such an inexplicable place?Thinking in his heart, he took Beitang Rongdu's hand and went up to the second floor.

At this moment, Zuixian Tower finally calmed down, the four girls were full of joy and smiles, and welcomed Beitang father and son to sit on a low sandalwood incense-carved couch in the guest room on the second floor, then turned their wonderful eyes slightly, Covering her mouth with a smile, she said, "The king of Han and his son are here, the little girl is really honored..." But seeing Beitang Rongdu tapped his hand with a fan, he interrupted her and said, "Don't say too much, if you have something to do, hurry up I have to go back to catch up on sleep after asking some questions." Then, she yawned slightly, as if she was tired, the fourth girl's eyes were so tricky, seeing this, she glanced at the young man's neck without any trace, and looked at him meaningfully. Looking at the snow-white high collar that covered his entire neck, he couldn't stop laughing, thinking that the King of Han was really energetic, I'm afraid the two of them must have been tossing around all night yesterday... Thinking about this for a while, he couldn't help laughing: "My son, don't be restless, don't be impatient." , This is the beginning." As he spoke, he sat down at the table that had already been covered with pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and dipped his pen in the ink.

1. May I have your name?

At present, there is not a trace of noise in the Zuixian building, almost a needle can be heard, Beitang Rongdu smiled, and said slowly: "Could it be that you still don't know about this?... Beitang Rongdu." At this time, Yue was opening the "Three Hundred Ways of Taming Wife Secrets", and he didn't lift his head when he heard the words, obviously he didn't bother to answer such well-known questions, but Beitang Rongdu pointed with his fan and said it for him. He said: "...Beitang Zunyue." The fourth girl nodded and smiled, and wrote it with a pen.

2. What is your age?

Beitang Zunyue listened to this question, studied the book in his hand intently, and casually said: "This king is now old and standing... 33." Beitang Rongdu glanced at the book in the opponent's hand, a little strange about this person Why did you work so hard today? Could it be that some magic tricks failed?Even though I thought so, I still answered the question first: "I am 17 years old now, and I am the father of the child." Bei Tangzun raised his eyebrows and looked over: "...What are you talking about for these unnecessary things?" Four Seeing this, the girl smiled lightly, and said: "A typical early marriage and early childbearing... Speaking of which, Han Wang, you are more than ten years older than the son, this is considered old-fashioned—" Just halfway through the sentence, she saw Beitang Zun Yue's eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, his heart suddenly trembled, he cursed himself how could he forget his appearance, then immediately changed his mouth and said with a smile: "... Only when you are older, do you know how to love others, men, older people are more attractive ..." Someone whispered not far away: "But I don't know what aspect this 'bigger' refers to?" , laughed and cursed again and again: "Don't be a son of man, don't be a son of man!"

3. What is your gender?

Beitang Venerable Yue heard the words, put down the book in his hand, glanced at Beitang Rong Du next to him, and suddenly said with a low smile: "This king is a man... As for Du'er, this king has already checked it himself, and there is no doubt that it is a boy. "The fourth girl smiled unpredictablely, and said: "But I don't know how the King of Han 'checked'?" She deliberately bit the word 'check' quite hard, and saw Beitang Rongdu laughingly, and said lightly: "I He has seen it since he was a child, so he naturally knows whether I am a son or a daughter." After saying that, he probed to look at the book in Beitang Zunyue's hand: "...What is this writing?" Beitang Zunyue thought in his heart, how could I let you see , so he put it back in his sleeve immediately, and said: "...sit down honestly." Seeing this, Beitang Rongdu glanced at him suspiciously, but didn't ask any more questions.

4. What is your personality like?

"My king's temperament is beyond reproach." Beitang Zunyue narrowed his eyes slightly and said leisurely, but after seeing the strange expression on Beitang Rongdu's face next to him, he frowned and added: "... … Occasionally, I'm a little irritable." Beitang Rongdu rolled his eyes secretly when he heard this, then shook his fan, and said without any concealment: "Suspicious, repetitive, cunning, cold, shrewd... In short, there are good and bad. " The fourth girl listened with a nod, writing vigorously, biting the tip of the pen and thinking for a while, adding the word "honesty" in the column of "Beitang Rongdu", and then turning her eyes secretly, confirming that there is nothing wrong with it. After people noticed it, they quickly wrote the words "shameless" on the column of "Beitang Zunyue" in wild cursive.

5. The character of the other party?

As soon as this question came out, Beitang Rongdu gave a 'chi' smile, and the fourth girl took a sip of chrysanthemum tea with a smile, and said: "For this question, you two can choose the most prominent one." Someone brought a pen and paper, the father and son looked at each other, and wrote a few words respectively, and then the two blank papers were held up to show, and the two big characters "lust" on each of them were impressively in sight, and the four girls were talking Twitching the corners of her mouth, her brows twitched: "Sure enough... the hero sees the same thing..." But I saw a woman at the bottom suddenly leaning forward and back, laughing so hard that she almost fell on her back, and beside her was a woman in a pink skirt who looked somewhat similar to her. He hurriedly supported her and asked, "What's the matter?" The woman just slapped her legs and laughed straight: "Sister, this answer really fits the meaning of the question, 'lust'...Did you hear that, the fourth girl asked the most' Shouldn't that be the answer for the one item that stands out!" The woman in the pink skirt is also a smart person, after a little thought, her eyes swept up to the three points below the navel of the father and son, and immediately slapped her thigh: " Protruding, protruding... Sure enough! Isn't it the most 'prominent'!" The two sisters laughed together immediately.

6. When did the two meet?Where?

Beitang Zunyue showed a hint of memory on his face. After thinking for a moment, he stretched out his hand to pull Beitang Rongdu's loose hair on the temples. Fang smiled and said: "17 years ago, when he was just born... he was singing Huage." Beitang Rongdu nodded slightly, and said, "Yes, that's right."

7. What is your first impression of the other party?

The more Beitang Zun thought about it, he scratched Beitang Rongdu's palm with his fingers openly, and said with a sudden smile: "... ugly, it looks like a monkey." One look: "When you were just born, you must be no better than me to see..." Then, she pulled her hand back, wrapped a strand of soft black silk around her fingertips, and said, "He, at that time, people Disfigured, I put a mask to cover it, I can't see the face, I just think this person must be very difficult to mess with... probably a little bit fierce." Beitang Zun Yue said with a sneer: "Why, still remember this king What about the three slaps that slapped you at that time?" The four girls next to me smiled sweetly, and while lowering their heads to write, they pursed their lips and smiled: "It turns out that the first impression was not very good..." Someone at the bottom laughed and said: "As the saying goes, Hitting is kissing, scolding is love, not hitting or scolding is evil..."

8. What do you like about each other?

"I don't know." Beitang Rongdu folded his fan, very simply and authentically, and Beitang Zunyue next to him said, "Huh? With a sound, his eyebrows were already raised, his face sank slightly, and he put his hand on Beitang Rongdu's shoulder with a half-smile, and said: "...why, you don't even know this?" Beitang Rongdu suddenly brightened With a smile, the color is like a spring flower, revealing two snow-white canine teeth: "Can I play with you? ... Well, you treat me very well, and I like that very much." Before the words finished, someone shouted excitedly : "...God, 'Jumeng Dafa'! Blind my black iron eyes..." As he spoke, he fell down on the spot with a smile on his face. He hugged him and put it on his lap, put it around his body, put his chin on the boy's shoulder, and whispered in his ear, "Which one do you like? Well, this king..."

The rest of the words are getting lower and lower, others can't hear a word at all, the four girls are scratching their hearts like a hundred claws, but unfortunately they are not good at martial arts, they can't hear anything, so they can only sigh and say nothing, but they see Beitang Rong While listening, Du's face changed slightly, struggling to get out of Beitang Zunyue's arms, he only interrupted him, annoyed: "I know you can't say anything serious! Let go..." But Beitang Tang Zun tightened his grip around his waist, how could he break free?At this time, suddenly there was a sound of "噗——" and a woman in blue who was sitting by the window burst out two spurs of blood from her nose. Someone next to her hurriedly took out a handkerchief and blocked her nose. While explaining to the surroundings: "My junior sister's skill is still weak..." Everyone understood.

9. What do you hate about each other?

Beitang Zun Yue was thoughtful, put his hand on his cheek, snorted coldly, and said: "His romantic debts..." At this time, Beitang Rongdu had given up struggling. Hearing this, he could not help but sneer and said: "Don't Take this as an issue, if our eldest brother doesn’t laugh at the second brother, could it be that your dirty things will be less? You have definitely worked with many more men and women than me.” He glanced at Beitang Zunyue who was close at hand, He continued to add: "Also, you are domineering, unreasonable, violent, and inexplicably jealous..." Every time he said something, Beitang Zunyue's face darkened a little, and in the end, it was almost Gritting his teeth, he said, "...Why, this king really annoys you so much?" Beitang Rongdu sighed, but looked at Beitang Zunyue seriously, and said, "Although sometimes it's really bad... But if I really hated you, I wouldn't share the same bed with you." Beitang Zunyue's complexion gradually brightened, he firmly squeezed Beitang Rongdu's wrist, and said softly, "...you bastard."

10. Do you think you have a good sex with each other?

As soon as the words were finished, the fourth girl shook her pen and explained: "The simplest thing is whether the two of you are compatible and compatible." Du's waistline: "Do you have to ask? Naturally, it's better." Beitang Rongdu nodded, agreeing: "It's okay." Suddenly turned his head and asked Beitang Zunyue: "By the way, why are almost all Tell me first?" Beitang Venerable narrowed his eyes lazily, and said: "Because this king is your father, can't you?" Someone below whispered to his companion, his voice was like a gnat: "Relying on the old to sell the old... bullying Du'er... "

11. How do you call each other?

As soon as this question came up, the fourth girl suddenly smiled meaningfully, and glanced at Beitang Rongdu very secretly. The Beitang Zunyue who was hugging him was very happy, and said without thinking: "Rongdu, Duer, my son, Brat, bastard..." Beitang Rongdu slightly turned his face to one side, seemed to be interested in a teacup, and slowly said: "Call me Daddy, or father, when I was young, I also called Daddy... ..." Beitang Zunyue poked his waist with his finger, and said with a low smile: "Pretend, there is obviously another one, huh?" Beitang Rongdu said impatiently: "You know it yourself..." Beitang Zun Yue pinched the young man's waist and eyes: "... are you ashamed?" Beitang Rongdu held down the man's hand and threatened, "If you keep talking, I'll add the word 'God' after those two words." Words, I will bring you another dog, and make you have three eyes!"

The two of them were having a great time going back and forth, but a woman below said to the people next to her: "Actually, according to me, it's not bad to be called 'Tan Lang', it just happens to be a pet name for the man I love. "Another person objected: "How can that be done? The prince is not a woman." The man laughed and said, "'Rongdu' is not, but 'Rongrong' is!" Adding the word 'God' and bringing a dog to make the king of Han change his eyes seems to have a deeper meaning..." Everyone humbly asked for advice: "What do you mean? I would like to hear more about it!" The woman He laughed and said: "Think about it, everyone, who is Zhenjun Erlang? Don't you hear that he has a close relationship with his nephew Chen Xiang, who are a pair of people? The life of the son is secret, and he was born of brother and sister. Speaking of it, the King of Han Isn't he also his uncle? Isn't there a deeper meaning in the words!" Everyone admired, and said: "My sister is so talented, it really is beyond my reach."

12. How would you like to be called by the other party?

Beitang Rongdu said first: "You can call me 'Du'er' or 'Rongdu'." Beitang Zunyue stroked his chin with one hand, and there seemed to be a smile on his lips: "Of course this king wants to let me He called—" As soon as he said this, the upstairs and downstairs shouted in unison: "...'Erlang'!" The voice was so shocking that the entire Zuixian Tower was shaken, and the passers-by on the nearby street heard it at first glance. The roar was like thunder, and in the blink of an eye, the birds and beasts scattered, Beitang Rongdu folded his fan, and finally got out of Beitang Zunyue's arms, and said to the fourth girl: "The time I promised you earlier is almost here. , I want to go back to catch up on my sleep..." As he spoke, Shi Shiran walked out of the Zuixian Tower. Seeing this, the fourth girl hurriedly said to Beitang Zunyue who was about to get up and follow him: "King of Han, wait!" As he spoke, He glanced at Beitang Zunyue's sleeves, covered his mouth with a chuckle and said, "I wonder if the King of Han is satisfied with the little girl's tribute this time?" Beitang Zunyue said indifferently: "...the book is somewhat Meaning." The fourth girl hurriedly laughed and said, "Since that's the case, next time the little girl has something else to offer, and I invite the King of Han and the prince to come again." Beitang Zunyue narrowed his eyes slightly, and then put his hand behind his back and said proudly: "... Forget it." After finishing speaking, he went downstairs.

The fourth girl smiled sweetly, and then looked at the figures of the two going away, and said in a daze: "Beauty..." After a while, when I turned around, I saw that all the people in the building were open-eyed, and they didn't realize it: "Beauty, beauty... ..."