Shuoyun Feidu

It is said that since the first interview last time, many years have passed in the blink of an eye, and the fourth girl of that year has officially been promoted to the fourth aunt. The first issue of "Secrets of the Rivers and Lakes-Unveiling the Mystery of Beitang's Father and Son's Unethical Love History" interview has not yet been completed, and I feel a little ashamed when I think about it. It is only because the organizers have insufficient funds that it has been delayed again and again, and the matter will not be resolved. In short, now that the fourth aunt finally had some time, she decided to go to the palace immediately.

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"Erlang...uh...don't push so hard...um..."

There was a happy moment in the room, two figures on the bed were entangled together, just as they were entering Hong Kong, they suddenly heard 'Puff! ' A suspicious sound suddenly woke up the two people entangled in the big bed. The man in the blue underwear suddenly looked up and looked around, but saw a woman in a black dress at the window who was desperately blocking her nostrils with her sleeves. Drenched with blood, it was the fourth girl back then and now the fourth aunt.

This fourth aunt is such a smart and winky person. Seeing the emperor's unkind expression at this moment, with a faintly ferocious expression, obviously out of the instinctive anger of a normal man being interrupted, she immediately wiped her nosebleeds with a sneer: "Ha... Ha... It's been a long time, you still look good..." As he spoke, he sneaked a vicious glance at the emperor who was half-faded on the bed and his eyes were still tied by a black belt, shouting in his heart: "I know it! Damn it! I just like this tune! Blindfolded and bound god horses are my favorite!"

... Half an hour later, a woman and two men were sitting neatly facing each other in uniform. Beitang Rongdu held a cigarette between his slender fingers. To him, the scene was just floating clouds, very calm, while Beitang Zunyue next to him had a calm expression, without the slightest sullenness of being interrupted--of course, the "Longyang Secret Law" that he was keeping in his sleeve at the moment "One Hundred and Eight Styles" has played a great role in calming the anger of the Supreme Emperor.

The hall was brightly lit, and several court ladies quickly brought pens, ink, paper and inkstones, and then left reluctantly. Outside the door, a pile of dark heads were tightly packed together. Countless pairs of thieves with bright eyes did not blink, and their ears were attached to the door to listen. He had to concentrate, wishing he had the ability to hear a thousand miles, a eunuch accidentally saw the person beside him clearly, and couldn't help but be surprised: "Xiao Lizi, aren't you off duty tonight, are you here too?" Before they had time to open their mouths, everyone glared at him, "Shhhhhh! Be quiet!"

Sandalwood was lit in the hall, and the fourth aunt picked up a pen and dipped it in the ink, and was about to start the question-and-answer session. She raised her head and smiled flatteringly at the two His Majesties in front of her, nodded and bowed her head and said, "Then, two, we are about to start... just Then last time, don't be nervous..." Beitang Rongdu dusted off the cigarette ash, wrapped one hand around Beitang Zunyue's waist, and lazily said: "I still have things to do, don't delay too long "The fourth aunt pursed her lips and smiled meaningfully, she obviously understood what the emperor was 'busy' about.

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Beitang Rongdu lightly touched the snow-white chin, and said without hesitation: "He? Black panther, beautiful, elegant, and dangerous." Beitang Zun took a closer look at the other party, and uttered a word concisely: "...wolf!" The fourth aunt has always been a mean-spirited person, so she immediately answered the words: "...White-eyed wolf?" Before the words fell, a sharp gaze swept over, and the fourth aunt quickly turned the steering wheel and said with a sneer: "Your Majesty, look , It’s not my fault, you forced the palace to usurp the throne, not to mention that the whole world knows about it, but it’s about the same..." The emperor looked away resentfully, and touched the Taishang Emperor’s waist with one hand for comfort: "Since I have done it, Don’t be afraid of anyone chewing their tongues.”

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

"... Is it okay for me to give myself to Erlang?" Beitang Rongdu said softly, and took advantage of the situation to put his hand on Beitang Zunyue's thigh, caressing it vaguely, and winking ambiguously, He added in a drawn-out voice: "...Leave him alone." Beitang Zunyue looked calm, but the little finger on his left hand suddenly jumped, showing that he might not be as calm as he appeared: "...give him the protective gear."

"Pfft..." The fourth aunt burst into laughter, and then hurriedly wiped her mouth with a handkerchief: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." Beitang Rongdu's face suddenly changed, and he remembered being forced by Beitang Zunyue back then. The thing he was wearing that frustrated his dignity, he couldn't help but wryly smiled, turned his head and gave Beitang Zunyue a look of resentment and annoyance, and took advantage of the opportunity to twist on the other's strong thigh.

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

The father and son glanced at each other, but they didn't speak. The fourth aunt scratched her head and said with a clear face: "I understand..." She picked up a pen and wrote earnestly on the paper: "I want each other." After a pause, Immediately added a line of keywords: "... stripped and washed for nothing."

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

"That's a lot." Beitang Rongdu couldn't help but frowned as soon as he changed from his previous ease, and began to count with his slender fingers: "In the past, he was tough, arrogant, unreasonable, lustful, and indulgent... As for now, he I often ignore my love..." Beitang Zunyue suddenly snorted coldly, and said expressionlessly: "You are not much better than me, in my opinion, you can even be regarded as the best." Fourth Aunt Biting the tip of the pen, his eyes flashed, and he sighed: "It seems that the Supreme Emperor still has a grudge against His Majesty..." At this moment, someone outside suddenly sang, holding his voice: "... two people, how can we make do? Pretty enemy from previous life?"

17 What is your problem?

"...Huh?" Two pairs of golden and blue eyes looked over at the same time, their expression was light, but their eyes were radiant, the fourth aunt subconsciously tightened her chrysanthemums, and then she looked serious and coughed softly: "... ...Actually, this is obvious. The two majesties are both beautiful and intelligent, and they are naturally a combination of 'magnificence', 'light' and 'rightness'. What's wrong? There is nothing wrong with a great man!" While talking, while the two were not When I was paying attention, I secretly wrote three large characters in the column of 'problem' on the paper: "... megalomaniac!"

18 What is the opponent's problem?

"Lust, unreasonable, self-righteous, smelly and hard-tempered, obscene, arrogant..." "Ingratitude, mercy, insidious, arrogant..." The two spoke almost at the same time, then looked at each other, and then With their gazes back, Beitang Rongdu hesitated for a moment, and then lightly tugged at the man's sleeve: "...Are you angry?" Beitang Zunyue saw the timid look on the other side's face, so he snorted heavily and did not speak. Seeing this scene, the fourth aunt shook her head and sighed, thinking that you are so useless as the emperor, and you will be cowarded as soon as the emperor uses the "cute and flirtatious" Dafa, and you deserve to be eaten for the rest of your life... Just as he was thinking about it, someone outside the hall sang again: "You are always too soft-hearted, too soft-hearted, alone..." Just halfway through the singing, a small incense burner suddenly slammed on the door heavily, accompanied by The emperor shouted angrily: "...Where did the wild cat come from!"

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

As soon as this question came up, the two faces turned gloomy at the same time, and they obviously remembered something that was not conducive to unity and harmony. Seeing that the situation was not good, the fourth aunt hurriedly turned the page: "Yes, yes, Skip this question..." While talking, he put '20 what did you do that would make the other person unhappy? 'This page was also turned over.

21 How far is your relationship?

As soon as the fourth aunt asked this question, she already laughed strangely, Beitang Zunyue looked like an old god, and Beitang Rongdu straightened his collar to block the suspicious red marks on his neck , leisurely said: "...Could it be that you haven't seen it just now?"

"Ah, that, I actually didn't see it very clearly. I definitely don't mind the two of you demonstrating it again..." The fourth aunt hurriedly wiped off the long drool hanging from the corner of her mouth, with an innocent face. Tonight all the people on duty have piled up outside the gate of the hall. A group of people lined up one by one, and after the line up, they automatically lined up again. It was so densely packed that no one made a sound, they just opened their mouths and giggled, suddenly, A female officer with a long skirt and a high bun was walking gracefully from afar. It was Cuiping. She suddenly saw a group of people gathered around the entrance of the hall, and immediately walked over with her brows erect: "You bastards don't go to watch the night. What are you doing here?!" As soon as the voice fell, countless heads were turned back at the same time, and they pointed out a middle finger in unison: "... Baba shut up!"

22 Where did two people first date?

"...I forgot." Beitang Zunyue sat upright, with a serious look, and gave the answer very simply. Beside him, Beitang Rongdu glanced at him, but smiled brightly and lightly on the Taishanghuang's lap. After touching it, she said: "Zheyun...it should be considered there." The fourth aunt immediately took notes, but she murmured to herself: "You are so arrogant again..."

Outside the gate of the hall, Cuiping was trying to get to the door with the hem of her skirt. At this moment, she was very angry, but she couldn't squeeze in. Suddenly, she saw Lu Xing squatting in the first row with her ears on the door and listening. With a smirk on his face, he shouted in a low voice: "Xiao Luzi, give me a seat!" The others immediately looked at Cuiping angrily: "Observe the order, everyone has rules!" Cuiping was furious: "... Account, I am the nanny in charge of Yongxian Palace!" Everyone did not back down: "Everyone is equal before gossip, and we resolutely cast aside such shameless acts as abusing power and going through the back door!"

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Beitang Rongdu lit another cigarette, took a sip, and seemed to be remembering: "When I came back, I was very confused, thinking that I made a big mistake when I was drunk..." Speaking of this, it's a bit strange. The meaning of 'the past is unbearable', but he smiled at Beitang Zunyue and said: "Are you afraid that you were very proud at the time? You tricked me into thinking that I treated you that night..." Beitang Zunyue watched his eyes and nose, Contemplating his nose and mind, pretending not to hear, Beitang Rongdu wrapped his arms around his waist, and lazily rubbed his face against the man's arm: "The atmosphere at that time was a little awkward and very dull." The fourth aunt didn't care Write down these above, just watching the emperor hug the emperor as if no one else was around, and act coquettishly intimate, but suddenly raised his hand and rubbed his eyes, muttering: "Nimma, I have to change the titanium alloy dog ​​eyes again when I go back..."

24 How far has it progressed then?

As soon as this question came up, Beitang Zunyue, who had always been like an old monk in meditation, finally moved. Something called 'guilty heart' flashed concealedly on his originally calm face, and Beitang Rongdu looked at him with a smile that was not a smile. Glancing at him, he said: "At that time, I thought I had a physical relationship with Erlang, but in fact..." Beitang Zunyue suddenly interrupted Beitang Rongdu's words, and said lightly, "...if it wasn't for I stop it, do you think you can't do it?" Beitang Rongdu didn't care about his good temper, he just smiled and said: "It's my fault, okay? Whatever you say is what you say." The fourth aunt beside him snickered, At the same time, he secretly spurned: "...husband slave!"

25 frequent date spots?

This question was unprecedentedly unified. The two looked at each other, and then Beitang Rongdu answered: "It's the residence of each other." The fourth aunt nodded and wrote down. The hall seemed to be in a harmonious and friendly atmosphere. Among them, but when the three of them were talking inside, they didn't know that there was already a fight outside. All the eunuchs and maids fought together, and they were tightly 'united' together, tearing each other's hair and kicking their lower bodies, with great enthusiasm Grabbing the hair of the person closest to him, he savagely beat the other person's cheeks, chest, stomach, and lower body, just for the purpose of eavesdropping relatively in front. Not long after, a fist hit a palace maid But the girl still stood tall, and laughed wildly: "You hit me, I don't have any breasts!" As she said that, she kicked out with a ferocious face, hitting the vital part of the opponent's crotch. The eunuch also laughed wildly: "You kick, I don't have a penis!"

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

The fourth aunt bit the tip of her pen, the smile on her face couldn't hide the word 'sensuality', and she looked at the two people in front of her with a strange smile: "I won't bother you two to answer this, the little girl understands, fully understands..." said Let it go, and write down a line of words smoothly: "Wash it in vain, and wait for the luck." I am very pleased with the difficult movements." After another thought, he hurriedly commented: "The king will not go to court early tomorrow."

27 Which party confessed first?

A snow-white finger wearing a ring pointed at Beitang Zunyue without hesitation, Beitang Rongdu smiled shallowly, and whispered: "...he." Tea, without looking up: "It's Zhen." The fourth aunt smiled and took notes.

28 How much do you like each other?

There was a commotion outside the hall, mixed with screams from time to time, fists and feet flying together, saliva mixed with blood and tears, Beitang Rongdu frowned, glanced in the direction of the door, then retracted his gaze, and looked at Beside him, Beitang Zunyue gently grasped the man's right palm with one hand, and then gradually tightened his grip, saying softly, "...you can entrust your life." Beitang Zunyue seemed to pause for a while, and then fell silent for a moment , and finally said in a deep voice: "...I can give him everything, as long as he wants it, as long as I have it." Beitang Rongdu gently hugged the man next to him when he heard the words, and the fourth aunt saw it. , shook his head, unavoidably a little sad.

29 So, do you love each other?

"...Nonsense." The two spoke in unison, and the fourth aunt smiled coyly: "I think so too...Okay, okay, next question!" Before the words finished, Beitang Rongdu stood up, without the emperor's demeanor Stretching her waist, she said: "... I want to take a break." The fourth aunt was about to say something, but she heard Beitang Rongdu complaining to Beitang Zunyue: "You forgot what you just stuffed." Take it, I have been working very hard while answering the questions... Erlang, please take it out for me..."

"...Pfft!!!!" Hearing the sound of a blood vessel bursting, the fourth aunt immediately fell on her back, blood spattered on the spot, this is really true:--Die before leaving the teacher, causing the blood of the heroine to be full.