Master dismantles CP with bare hands in the human world

Today is the first day of Mu Chu's blind date. It is rare for Mu Chu to get up early in the morning, tidy herself up neatly, and even smoke the fragrance of bamboo leaves on her clothes.

Looking at himself in the polished mirror, Mu Chu nodded with satisfaction, not bad, not bad, the man in the mirror looks handsome, talented, elegant and suave, just perfect.

The location of the blind date is arranged in the Hall of Vanity.

Early in the morning, some disciples hid furtively in various corners of the Fuhua Hall to collect first-hand information about the blind date of Mu Xianzun. They saw that they wiped the same place back and forth hundreds of times with white rags, but they did not move. Passing by places, they winked and communicated silently from time to time.

With a smile on Mu Chu's face, when he stepped into the Hall of Vanity with high spirits, everyone was silent, they all stopped their movements like a robot stuck and looked at him stiffly.

Disciple A winked at Disciple B, and staged a mime of silent communication——

Mu Xianzun seemed a little different today.

Disciple B blinked his eyes several times, and I also noticed that he looked more handsome than before.

My God, the Wooden Immortal Venerable wouldn't dress up for a blind date, would he?

Eh~ It seems to be true.

Damn, weird.

Disciple B glanced at Disciple C beside him, what do you think?

Disciple C rolled his eyes, don't ask me, I just want to watch the play quietly.

Disciple Ding Nu lowered his jaw, who was the first little white mouse who came to be the blind date of the Wood Immortal Venerable today?

A, B and C looked blank, they didn't know, but they were really curious, hehehe.

A row of low long tables were placed on the left and right sides of the Huahua Hall, and futons were placed under each small table. At this time, various fruits and pastries had already been prepared on the small tables.

Mu Chu knelt and sat upright at the front of the small long table where he usually sat in meetings, and took a sip of the fragrant tea in a good mood. Today is really a good day.

But after a while, a graceful and graceful woman in yellow shirt, as pretty as the budding cardamom flowers on the branches in early spring and February, stepped into the vanity hall step by step.

Disciple A's eyes widened, it's real!How could such a cute girl come to meet Mu Xianzun? !Brothers, say something!

Disciple B sighed heavily in his heart, alas, I'm afraid I have to poke my eyes.

Disciple Ding glanced at the two people looking at each other calmly, then pricked up his ears to listen carefully.

The woman in the yellow shirt came to Mu Chu on lotus steps, bowed to him, and said in a soft and soft voice, "I have seen the immortal."

Mu Chu straightened his sleeves, raised his hand and said, "You don't need to be too polite, just sit down."

The woman in the yellow shirt smiled shyly, answered softly, and then sat down at the small square table on the left side of Mu Chu.

In his previous life, Mu Chu had never been on a blind date, but as the saying goes, if you haven’t eaten pork, haven’t you seen a pig running?

Mu Chuqing coughed, looked at this very young and lovely woman, and said in a gentle tone that was as unobtrusive as possible: "How old is the girl?"

The woman in the yellow shirt dodged her eyes, glanced around secretly, and suddenly heard Mu Chu's words, she couldn't help lowering her head and said shyly: "Ten, eighteen."

Mu Chu was taken aback.

eighteen?

Will it be too small?

He is in his late thirties now, and dating a little girl, isn't it a bit, uh, a bit year-end feeling? ?

It is said that an eighteen-year-old girl is a flower, but now Mu Chu feels pressure when looking at this tender flower.

Mu Chu raised his eyes to look at this delicate beauty, and said after considering, "I'm much older than you, don't you mind?"

The little girl raised her head and looked at him with big watery eyes, "Huh?"

Mu Chu raised his forehead, "I mean, our age span is a bit big."

The little girl opened her cherry lips slightly, looked at Mu Chu and blinked a few times before saying awkwardly: "Ah no, no, no, I'm not here to have a blind date with you."

Mu Chu had a question mark on his face, if you're not here for a blind date, then why are you here?Come to join in the fun?

The little girl lowered her head, and two red clouds quickly floated on her white and tender cheeks. She bit her lower lip lightly, extremely shy, and said softly: "Where is the apprentice Jing Yuan, who looks like a god descended from the gods? Why don't you see him today? "

Lean, lean, lean!

You are here to see Jingyuan! !

Did I become a medium for you to meet? ?

Do I look like a magpie building a bridge for the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl?

This is too inexplicable!

Mu Chu's heart was trembling, he was about to politely and quickly end this outrageous blind date, but before he could say anything, he heard a clear voice——

"Master."

It really means that Cao Cao and Cao Cao are here.

I saw that the little girl's big eyes lit up more than one degree instantly when she saw Jing Yuan, she stared at him for a while, and then lowered her head even lower.

Seeing her reaction, Mu Chu was almost so angry that he turned his head calmly, lowered his eyes, straightened his sleeves lightly, and said coldly, "What's wrong?"

Jing Yuan has a well-proportioned and slender figure, with a face like a crown jade. His eyes glanced coldly at the woman in the yellow shirt who was blushing over there, her thin lips parted slightly, and her voice carried a trace of inexplicable sullenness: "Mr. Are you busy?"

Just as Mu Chu was about to leave this embarrassing blind date meeting, he said casually, "I'm not busy."

After finishing speaking, he got up calmly, straightened his clothes, and walked out first.

Jing Yuan stopped looking at the woman, and was about to follow Mu Chu out, but before he could take a step, someone grabbed his clothes.

Jing Yuan looked sideways at the man who was grabbing the hem of his clothes, his eyes turned cold, and he easily broke free with a little force, his tone was indifferent and distant: "Would you like to kiss each other?"

The woman in the yellow shirt was shocked by the spiritual power from her hands, and took a step back before standing still, "I, I came here just to see you."

"Sorry, I don't want to see you." After saying that, Jing Yuan turned around and was about to leave.

The woman in the yellow shirt bit her lower lip tightly, stepped towards Jing Yuan as if she had made up her mind, raised her tear-filled eyes, and looked at him with deep love, "I like you." Yes, I rejected the pursuit of so many people because of you, you, you at least look at me."

Hearing this, Jing Yuan really raised his eyes and glanced at her, and said indifferently: "Sorry, I can't remember people with no characteristics."

That woman has always been an existence like stars and moons, and she never thought that there would be someone who could say such words and reject her as a matter of course, and stared at him with wide eyes for a moment.

Jing Yuan didn't even look at her any more, and walked out around the humanoid barrier.

Mu Chu reluctantly returned to his Shuangjiang Baixue Residence, he was still immersed in the fact that it was obviously his blind date meeting, his blind date, but his blind date had an unruly intention towards his apprentice, he sighed very speechlessly tone.

What's the matter.

Could it be that where Jing Yuan is, he is doomed not to find a Taoist partner, and can't talk about sweet love?Oh no, it doesn't matter if there is no sweet love, because sweet love is only patented by Jing Yuan, so you can give me a sweet, bitter, spicy and salty love!

I don't choose, I don't choose!

God, earth, at least you open your eyes and look at me, a single dog, can't you see that I am so big and I am seeking marriage online! ?Is your hair too long to cover your eyes? ?

When Jing Yuan stepped into the frosty white snow, he happened to see Mu Chu sitting at the table and sighing, he pursed his lips, his red phoenix eyes were even more sullen, and his tone was subtle, "Does Master like them?"

Mu Chu now has a headache whenever he sees Jing Yuan, but he is determined to be his good teacher and friend, so he can't grab him by the collar in a blink of an eye and threaten, "Can you give the supporting role cannon fodder a way out?"

He put away those unconstrained thoughts, corrected his expression, and said decently: "It's not like I like it."

Jing Yuan frowned, his voice became colder, "Why do you want to meet if you don't like it?"

Mu Chu looked up at him, not quite understanding what he meant, how did he know he didn't like it?Don't you know what kind of person you like?And it's not possible to meet someone with a good eye.

Before he finished his thoughts, he heard Jing Yuan's tone sour, and said something inaudibly, "Isn't it that I don't like women..."

Mu Chu was taken aback, did he hear wrong?

He must have heard it wrong!How could Jing Yuan say such inexplicable words without thinking.Yes, he heard wrong.

So Mu Chu turned his head and asked, "What did you say?"

Jing Yuan turned his head away, avoiding his gaze, his pitch-black eyes hid panic and complex emotions, his eyes were drooping, and his long and dense eyelashes cast a layer of sadness in his eyes, "It's nothing. "

Hearing what he said, Mu Chu didn't ask any more questions, took a sip of the still smoking tea, the scalding tea almost scalded his mouth, he frowned suddenly, and swallowed in bewilderment go down.

Tsk, it's so hot.

And because of this failed blind date experience, Mu Chu specially went to the Fuhua Palace to have a good talk with the heads Xu Jinhou and Xie Minran, and firmly expressed that he would not look for such a white and tender girl again.

After hearing this, Xu Jinhou blushed and was embarrassed for a while.

But Xie Minran curled his lips slightly, gave Mu Chu a playful look, and said meaningfully: "What kind of girl does Junior Brother like, you might as well tell me, so that we can choose for Junior Brother."

Like what?

This is really a torture to the soul.

Mu Chu pondered for a while, tapped his fingers on the table without rhythm, hesitated and said, "Is there someone with eyes."

Xie Minran laughed softly when he heard the words, and looked at him with one hand on his forehead, "Junior brother, what you said is too vague, I don't know what kind of talent you have a good relationship with the master. You can say it specifically Let’s talk about the other person’s appearance, personality and so on.”

Mu Chu's brows were almost twisted into twists, and his eyes fluttered: "You don't need to be outstanding in appearance, but it can't be the kind that you can't find if you throw it into the crowd; as for your personality, you should be mature and independent, and don't be too clingy. , Oh, by the way, it doesn’t matter if you have a tougher personality.”

Xu Jinhou and Xie Minran looked at each other, the former was puzzled, while the latter watched the show with a half-smile.

Xu Jinhou opened his big eyes and asked suspiciously: "Are you sure you want this?"

Mu Chu nodded, "Well, that's it."

However, if Mu Chu had known that Xu Jinhou and the others would introduce those blind dates to him according to his so-called mate selection criteria, Mu Chu would never have easily answered Xu Jinhou's question when he asked him.

[The author has something to say: Jing Yuan (kicks over a jar of vinegar): ...

Mu Chu: What's wrong with you?

Jingyuan: I have a bland taste, so I should be a bit jealous. 】