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As soon as the Zhongguan who had gone to summon Wuweizi left, someone saw Lu Meng first.

Lu Meng stared at the Taoist priest standing below, neither angry nor happy, but his voice was low and terrible: "What's the matter with the national teacher?"

Wuchen trembled all over, bowed tremblingly and said: "Your Majesty, I have been wronged!"

Lu Mengshun lowered his shoulders and stroked the dragon head on the dragon chair, instead of responding to his words, he asked, "Master, have I ever treated you badly since you entered the palace?"

Wu Chen was speechless for a while, not knowing how to answer, Lu Meng continued: "Anything you ask for, I will not refuse or refuse, even if there are so many ministers in the court who oppose the construction of Wangxiantai, I will not give it to you." Fall on deaf ears."

"I have overcome all difficulties for you and done so many things, when are you going to give me a result?"

Wuchen was sweating profusely, his eyes wandered, and he said without confidence: "Soon...soon..."

"I don't want to hear these words!" Lu Meng suddenly picked up the teacup on the table and threw it at it.

Wuchen didn't dare to hide, he shrank his neck, closed his eyes tightly, his body was as stiff as a board, wait? When he opened his eyes again, the teacup had been broken into eight petals by his side, Lu Meng was obviously showing mercy up.

"Or have you and the Nine Kings been lying to me?"

Lu Meng looked over with icy eyes, and Wu Chen was stabbed into a chill, as if any little thought of his could not escape the other party's eyes.

He knelt down hastily, and argued in a panic: "The minister has no such intentions! It's just that the immortality technique is finally donated by the immortal family. How can it be achieved overnight?"

"What you said makes some sense." Lu Meng squinted his eyes slightly, and the beard on his lips moved along with his voice: "According to you, if the Immortal family doesn't show grace, I won't be able to live forever. What do I need you for?"

Wu Chen was so frightened that his gallbladder was about to burst. Before that, his presumptuousness all depended on the trust of the emperor, but now if the emperor no longer trusts him, what value does he have?Not to mention how the emperor will deal with him, just relying on the Nine Kings, they will take his skin off.

The pressure emanating from Lu Meng's words was as heavy as Mount Tai, pressing firmly on his shoulders, making him dare not lift his head, the two forces were fighting, life suddenly died, his teeth were clenched as if stuck in paste, I can't even say a word.

Lu Meng laughed cheerfully, but the smile didn't reach his eyes, and said: "What is the national teacher so nervous about, you just stand up and talk to me like usual."

"Chen Dao dare not." Dou Da's sweat broke out from Wu Chen's forehead.

"Why not?"

"Chen Dao owes his favor to the emperor, and is given high hopes and hopes by the emperor. Although he has worked hard day and night to practice immortal medicine for the emperor, it has never been effective. Chen Dao feels very guilty in his heart, and he has no face to face the emperor anymore!" Wu Chen Kowtowing deeply, holding his face in both hands, tremblingly said.

Lu Meng sneered twice, without comment.

"And the Nine Kings are even more innocent..." Wu Chen tried his best to disregard his relationship with the Nine Kings, thinking that by saying this, the Emperor would not be suspicious of the Nine Kings.

"The Nine Kings are only thinking of the Emperor..." He wanted to say something nice for the Nine Kings in secret, but he didn't expect that such a 69 act would have another meaning in Lu Meng's eyes.

The corner of Lu Meng's mouth was pressed down, and he stopped and said, "Enough!"

Wu Chen hastily closed his mouth, silent like a cicada.

Lu Meng picked up the memorial on the desk and opened it, and finally brought the topic back to Wuchen's concern: "Censor Shen, you allow your disciples and grandchildren to bully the people outside, what is going on?"

Wu Chen had already thought of an excuse in his heart, took a breath secretly, and shouted for grievances: "The minister has never done those things, and the minister is really innocent! Someone must be dissatisfied with the emperor's favor, so secretly behind the scenes Slander ministers."

"Slander?" Hearing this, Lu Meng shook his sleeves and threw the memorial in his hand at Wuchen's head, and sternly reprimanded: "Open your eyes wide, these evidences are all slander?!"

With trembling hands, Wuchen picked up the memorial that had fallen on the ground, and took a closer look. Yushi actually listed ten charges against him, all of which were accompanied by evidence and witnesses' confessions, and he was executed on the spot. on the guillotine.

The more he looked, the worse his complexion became, and he suddenly found a glimmer of life. When he rolled his eyes, he burst into tears and cried out, "I have failed in my duty, please forgive me!"

"Chendao didn't expect Chendao's disciples and grandchildren to do so many wrong things outside behind Chendao's back. Chendao is incapable of disciplining his disciples and grandchildren. Please the emperor severely punish Chendao!" To his own disciples, he cleared himself of his responsibilities.

At this time, Lu Meng's patience with Wu Chen had burned to the end, and his trust was turned into ashes and gone with the wind. What the other party said fell into his eyes, only sophistry remained, and he was about to order to drag him out, Zuo Huai left Came to his side and whispered to him: "Your Majesty, Daoist Wuweizi is here."

Lu Meng's frown was loosened. The person in front of him can be killed at any time, but he has a doubt that must be solved. So he 69 69 fingers, and immediately a soldier stepped forward to general? Dust dragged down.

After Wuweizi entered the palace, Lu

Zuo Huai was ordered to give him a seat, and Wuweizi saluted him respectfully before taking the seat.

Lu Meng looked at him for a few times, compared the difference between his brothers and sisters, then looked away, kept silent about what happened in this hall before, and asked, "Does Taoist Master Wuwei know if there is any way in this world that can turn dead things into monsters?" A spell from a living creature?"

Wuweizi leaned forward and said, "I would like to hear the emperor's detailed explanation."

"It's a spell to revive the Panlong in this algae well." Lu Meng asked, "A sorcerer performed this technique in front of me before, making the Panlong jump in front of my eyes, the golden scales swaying, and the wind howling. Feeling miraculous and daunting, but I don't know how he did it, can the Taoist priest clear up my doubts?"

Wu Weizi suddenly realized, and secretly laughed in his heart, it turned out that his junior brother used these dirty tricks to scare the emperor, he coughed lightly, and said: "To tell the emperor, I do have this technique in my Taoist sect, but..."

"This involves some of the shame of my Taoist sect... I have been banned by my master for decades..." He said awkwardly.

"I would like to hear the details." Lu Meng had to force Wuweizi to say those five simple words.

Wuweizi hesitated for a few breaths pretending to whet Lu Meng's appetite, and Fang said: "As the emperor said, the art of transforming dragons is classified as illusion in my Taoist school. In the ancient book "Lie Zi" written by Lie Yukou in the Warring States ·Zhou Mu Wang once said: "The poor number changes, and those who change because of the shape are called transformation and illusion. The creator is ingenious, and his skill is profound, and it is hard to end. Its skill is shallow, so it rises and ends. Knowing that illusion is not different from life and death, you can learn illusion."

There is also "Xijing Miscellaneous Notes" written by Liu Xin in the Han Dynasty: "The king of Huainan was a good alchemist, and he all saw it with magic, so he later painted the ground as rivers, the soil as mountains, hissing as cold and heat, and coughing as rain and dew...'

What's the point of letting the Jinglong leap? "

As he said that, he showed disdain in his words, and after seeing Lu Meng's displeased face, he quickly corrected his tone and said: "Illusions may seem magical, but in fact most of them are blinding methods, or medicine, Or divert the attention of onlookers and make the change into an act..."

"There have been some scum in my Taoism, using illusion to confuse people's minds, cheating, burning, killing, looting, and even bewitching the emperor to commit acts of subjugation. My master was furious, so he banned the illusion, so few people Can..." As the face of the first emperor became darker and darker, Wuweizi's voice gradually dropped.

The quiet Lianru in the hall was frozen, Wuweizi didn't dare to 69, wishing to shrivel himself

Formed into a dumpling, got into the cracks in the ground and disappeared before the eyes of the emperor.

If a tile is loose, the entire roof may collapse, and whether he, the person who pulls the tile, will be hit can only depend on his own luck.

But he believed that he would not die, so he dared to do such a thing, because the son-in-law had promised him that he would protect him from head to toe.

He was still in fear, when he heard a sighing sound from above his head, and later the emperor said: "I see, you step back." The tone of his voice seemed to weaken in an instant.

After Wuweizi said his farewell, he slowly exited the palace. Lu Meng raised his eyes and stared at the dragon's head in the algae well for a long time. The waiters in the hall lowered their sense of presence, trying not to disturb the contemplative emperor.

Until Zuo Huai stepped forward slowly and reminded Lu Meng, "The emperor is getting late, it's time for dinner."

Lu Meng suddenly asked: "Zuo Huai, am I getting old?"

"How could you trust the first class? A charlatan."

Zuo Huai stared at the gray-haired emperor in front of him, recalling the first time he saw the emperor in the general's mansion, his eyes became hot, and he choked up, "It's the villain's sharp teeth and sharp mouth that deceived the emperor."

"More than a villain?" Lu Meng sneered: "I thought Lao Jiu would be more honest if he was devoted to Taoism. Hmph, I didn't expect him to be more ambitious than other princes."

Zuo Huai dare not speak.

Screening away the extra people, Lu Meng stood up and said slowly: "How about I want to make the emperor and grandson all the princes?"

Zuo Huai knelt down and said, "A slave is nothing more than an eunuch. His Majesty only serves him by his side when he likes it, and he dare not place him on the heirs of the world. This is a big matter. Your Majesty should recruit the left and right prime ministers to merge with loyal ministers who are loyal to you. Discuss this at length." thing…"

Lu Meng lifted him up from the ground with one hand, and said: "You and I have been together for more than twenty years. I know your cautious nature, but you are also someone I trust. Now there are only you and me around, I'll tell you what's on my mind, why not?"

In order to calm Zuo Huai's heart, he continued: "Actually, I had this intention a long time ago, but Ling Jun is still young. Once he takes the position of crown prince, it is inevitable that he will not be treated like his father by his uncles who are older than him. target…"

Lu Meng suddenly paused, the Taoism of the National Teachers Association is false, and the curse... His thoughts suddenly became clear, and he suddenly fell on the dragon chair, his chest heaved violently.

Zuo Huai thought he was stuck with phlegm, so he rushed forward to pat him on the back, and asked with concern: "What's wrong with you, Your Majesty? Do you want to call the imperial physician?"

Lu Meng's face was ferocious, and he forced out a few words through his teeth: "Beast!

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The author has something to say: In "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio", there is a chapter "Stealing Peach" about two artists, father and son, performing acrobatics on the street.

The old man took out a very long rope, untied a rope end, and threw it into the sky.The rope seemed to be fixed, and it continued to climb upwards until it reached the clouds.Then the old man said that he was too old to climb, and asked his son to go to heaven to steal peaches instead.

Although his son was embarrassed, he still agreed, so he slowly climbed up the rope.Everyone saw that he was very flexible, and slowly he reached above the clouds, and there was no one in sight.

Soon a peach fell from the sky, and the old man hurried up to ask for a reward with the stolen peach.When everyone was wondering, a human head suddenly fell from the sky. The old man was very sad, and said that it must be his son who was discovered when he was stealing peaches.

Then his son's torso and limbs fell off, and he packed them up little by little, telling the passing officials that his son had sacrificed his life to steal the peaches, hoping to get some rewards.

The officials were also stunned by this scene, and quickly gave him a lot of money. Unexpectedly, the juggler got the money, and immediately patted the box and called his son. Sure enough, a child ran out of the box, It was the kid who just climbed up.

Therefore, let's call this kind of illusion that cannot be explained by science—mysterious power from the East.