Mr Cheng

In this "bright spring" autumn day, Mr. Li took out the dildo provided by the hotel and sincerely invited Mr. Cheng to participate in the next teaching activities.

Mr. Li didn't expect that this little fool quickly put on his clothes and buttoned his collar button to the top, so neatly that he could hold himself to the point of lack of oxygen.

Mr. Li was puzzled: "We're going back in the afternoon, don't you want to..."

Mr. Cheng said firmly, "No."

"……why?"

"I can't use Mr. Li as a stand-in, I can't do it."

"Didn't we reach an agreement on this matter before?" Mr. Li asked in confusion, "Are you embarrassed now to let me penetrate you with this thing in my hand?"

"No."

"Why then?"

Mr. Cheng slowly answered Mr. Li who has many "whys": "You let me imagine the type I like. When I kiss you, I only think about you."

Mr. Cheng repeated: "Brother Xiao, it's only you."

Mr. Li looked at Mr. Cheng suspiciously: "You..."

It was the first time for Mr. Cheng to see the strangeness in Mr. Li's eyes. Even when they met for the first time, Mr. Li never showed such a look.

Mr. Cheng is not a person with low emotional intelligence. He understood Mr. Li's resistance in a second, and he was signaling to him with his eyes not to continue talking.

Mr. Cheng's rationality and sensibility saw each other violently, reminding him not to say any more, at least keep silent, and he can maintain the long-term relationship now.

However, Mr. Cheng's sensibility said, fuck his friends, who wants to be friends with Mr. Li?

Mr. Cheng hit a straight ball: "I can't do it if I don't like Mr. Li. I just want you to be my boyfriend."

Mr. Li: "..."

Mr. Li said blankly, "Good night."

Mr. Cheng: "?"

Mr. Li rolled up the bed sheet in a very rude manner, ran away from Mr. Cheng in a hurry, took out the card, and locked the door of the room. He ran faster than a rabbit, making Mr. Cheng feel like a habitual criminal who slipped away.

After locking Mr. Cheng, Mr. Li paid the rent in advance, and also paid for the bed sheets. He took a taxi and drove home from the scenic area. Mr. once, afraid that he would go crazy and jump off the high speed.

Mr. Li didn't expect that he would be so cowardly, and he was defeated in the face of Mr. Cheng's long-planned or impromptu confession.

What's even more embarrassing is that he didn't dare to take the initiative to send messages to Mr. Cheng after returning home. Instead, Mr. Cheng kept apologizing to him in voice and text on WeChat, saying that he had scared him and told Mr. Li not to worry.

Mr. Li was about to tremble seeing those words, his hands trembled and his heart trembled.He has always been a strong opponent of cold violence. Under Mr. Cheng's offensive, he edited and edited the wording of the reply dozens of times, and finally sent only three words to Mr. Cheng.

Chroneko: I'm fine.

He Cheng: How could it be all right? ? ?

Mr. Li sighed strongly at the three question marks. Mr. Cheng must be so angry that even the question marks increased significantly.

Mr. Cheng should really be angry. Mr. Li thinks differently, travels together but leaves the other party behind, and runs away by himself. It is not worthy of forgiveness to reflect on it.

Mr. Cheng's temper is too good. He shouldn't rely on Mr. Cheng's good temper to delay the matter and make it worse.

It's like when he was kissing, he noticed the person Mr. Cheng liked; it was like when they slept in the same bed, the kiss with the smell of wet tears printed on their lips.

He Cheng: You don’t even use kaomoji anymore!

Croneko:?

Hecheng: Sorry, Mr. Li, if you find me annoying, I won’t send you so many texts. Don’t be burdened. I didn’t force you to agree to a relationship with me. I know you don’t like my type. We are all 0.

Chroneko: None.

Croneko: It's not your problem.

クロネコ: Don't pay too much attention to me, let me calm down, okay?

He Cheng: Okay, drink plenty of hot water and pay attention to rest.

Croneko: Good night.

He Cheng: Good night!

Hecheng: ('艸')

Mr. Li saw the emoji written by Mr. Cheng, he had first sent it to Mr. Cheng when they first met.

I often used it in the subsequent chats, but now I feel no more sad.

I hope that Mr. Cheng can realize that he is not worth it as soon as possible, and don't invest too much sunk cost, that would be too bad.

Mr. Cheng didn't come to Mr. Li's house to look for him again, and he didn't send too many messages. He just sent it to Mr. Li as soon as he found a new kitten expression pack.

It’s okay if Mr. Li didn’t reply, so he had to post the emoticons he had on hand until they all glowed. He also followed Mr. Cheng’s example, opened the little red book, and looked around. Who else’s cat can make emoticons.

Unknowingly, Mr. Li and Mr. Cheng have [-] emoticons in total.

When Mr. Li was not working, he counted the number of emoji packs, sorted out the types, and saved them one by one on the computer to replace Mr. Cheng who was not around, so as to relieve his tension and emptiness.

Mr. Li thought it was funny after a long absence, isn't five hundred equal to two two hundred and five?

Of course, Mr. Cheng can't be two hundred and five. Mr. Li thinks he can be counted as two.

Of course he likes Mr. Cheng, but how can this work?

For the first time, Mr. Cheng did not receive his emoji from Mr. Li in seconds.

I sent one each in the morning, noon and afternoon, but no reply.

Mr. Cheng reflected on whether he was too clingy, and asked his friend what is the correct order to pursue men.

The friend replied: "It is true that I introduced a male partner to you, but I am a straight man, and only straight men suggest, you asked me to no avail! By the way, where did the little Li who taught you kissing skills go? Could it be that this is A new type of dog food?"

Mr. Cheng walked on the road to relax, and called a friend who was too free to tell jokes: "I think he is annoying me?"

Mr. Cheng blabla, my friend listened to the cause and effect of the perfect version, there are many question marks in his little head, and he still feels that it is not worth it for Mr. Cheng.

"It's all the fault of me and Lao Wu over there helping you to match up. The main blame is Lao Wu. You have met a liar in love. Let's split it up and move on to the next question."

"..." Mr. Cheng said with some frustration, "We haven't talked yet."

Friend: "? So what are you struggling with? Tonight we have a company friendship, and I will add you a seat? There is Yujie you like, and there are two. If you don't come, I will flirt with you alone."

"You flirt, just don't get beaten up by others."

"Little brother, why did your mouth become poisonous? Did you get spoiled by Xiao Lizi?"

The joys and sorrows of human beings are often not connected when one is happy and one is sad. Mr. Cheng finished saying goodbye with low enthusiasm and found himself inexplicably walking to the community where Mr. Li's home is.

The body has inertia, being pulled over unscrupulously, and the gravity also made Mr. Cheng want to shed a few tears on the ground, but he still held back, turned half of his body, and wanted to go back to the company to work overtime.

Not far away is the above-ground parking lot, where all vehicles with license plates from outside the community park. It costs five yuan for four hours, and the price is very affordable.

As soon as Mr. Cheng turned around, he caught a glimpse of Mr. Li in the passenger seat of a shiny black van from the corner of his eye.

Mr. Li had an unlit cigarette in his mouth, and showed a cynical smile. The moment he looked at Mr. Cheng, there was a flash of panic, and finally he calmed down. people.

If he hadn't been with Mr. Li for long enough, he would have known that his tear mole was under the corner of his eye and how many times it had been refracted by the glasses. Mr. Cheng would have thought that what he saw was his twin brother with Mr. Li.

Mr. Cheng trotted over and greeted Mr. Li through the half-rolled car window, but Mr. Li stretched out his noble finger and flicked Mr. Cheng's head.

Mr. Cheng's forehead immediately turned red. He covered his forehead, and his eye sockets also began to turn red.

Sudden bullying, and it hurts.

"Why did you shoot me?"

Instead of apologizing, Mr. Li said, "Little fool, can't you see that I'm torturing you?"

"what?"

"We're done, I'm tired of you, that's all."

"Brother Xiao... so you have been playing tricks on me?"

"correct."

Mr. Li smiled gracefully, threw out a good-looking wink, and replied sweetly and badly, "Long memory, don't be fooled by love liars again, you can be friends, but loving me is fruitless."

Love liar, he said he was a love liar, he said being friends, how ridiculous, and he really bored him.

Mr. Cheng had just finished calling his friend, but Mr. Li's sudden self-explosion coincided with his friend's well-organized analysis.

In the driver's seat next to him was a man wearing a black peaked cap, smoking a cigarette with a muffled smile, and spit foul breath on Mr. Li's face. He gave Mr. Cheng a mocking look, then rolled up the window, and the car drove away.

Mr. Cheng didn't know if he heard it wrong. When the engine sound started, Mr. Li also let out an uncontrollable sigh.

Mr. Cheng went home and looked through the chat records, looking through the stomach-nourishing recipes that Mr. Li handwritten for him, some photos of the little homeless Mr. Li rescued, who have found a good family and were raised to be chubby; and Mr. Li’s childish emoji, good night The coquettish self-expression package, the same wink, is really super cute, you can't tell at all, Mr. Li is a 30-year-old man, and Ren Suiyue climbed into the corner of his eyes.

We have only known each other for half a year, but we have so many memories; personality, preferences, comfort and relaxation together, and physical aspects, although we haven't done it in depth, they should be compatible.

Others say that Li Xiao is irritable and arrogant, like a white rose with thorns all over her body, but only with Mr. Cheng, Mr. Li will become a mint that grows toward the light. The taste is very sweet and cool, but Never choking.

He suddenly changed his temper and called himself a "love liar".

But what has he lied to?Three kisses?or heart?

Mr. Cheng wanted to break his head, but couldn't think of an answer.He always thought that he was not straightforward enough, but he never thought that Mr. Li was less "straightforward" than him.

Just because they are all 0?

Just because no one does 1 for love?

If it's Mr. Li, it doesn't matter if you work hard and keep doing 1.

But Mr. Li didn't want him anymore, he said "I'm annoying you".

In the next two days, Mr. Li unilaterally cut off his daily contact with Mr. Cheng, never took the initiative to find Mr. Cheng, and never responded to Mr. Cheng's cute emoticons. He only used the simplest words, in a business-like tone, and never Do not send any kaomoji and emoticons with suspicious meanings.

Mr. Cheng couldn't help but think of the bad-tempered big black cat that hadn't been vaccinated; this is Mr. Li's protective appearance to the outside world. As cold as it is outside, it's so hot inside, making people unconsciously want to tear it open to reveal the softness inside. core.

But Mr. Cheng was not so strong that the other party had no escape, and he didn't know whose car took Mr. Li away.

Mr. Cheng was in low spirits, but he was proud of his work. The deducted performance bonus was sent to his card again in the form of a temporary bonus; My colleague said casually: "Cheng Cheng is broken in love."

Mr. Shan raised his eyebrows: "With that Li Xiao?"

After Mr. Cheng heard it, his three views were shocked, and his signature white lotus smile could hardly be maintained. He really wanted to ask why the leader knew.

Seeing that Mr. Cheng was "resurrected" in seconds, hesitant to speak, the boss patted him on the shoulder: "The photo of your heart-to-heart relationship was circulated in the private DingTalk group of two companies, ab and lingering. There are also reposts It's a trending topic on Weibo, your physical strength is really good."

It has been a long time since Mr. Cheng paid attention to what is in the DingTalk group that has been blocked from message notifications, but he used to be a serious online chatter patient.

"Mr. Shan, you also surf." The colleague was taken aback, "But aren't you not in the group?"

"I have a vest, be silly."

Colleague: "Is it so exciting?"

Mr. Shan: "Yes."

The topic went in a strange direction again, and Mr. Cheng's momentum became depressed. Before Mr. Shan left, he smiled and said to him, "Men, just do what you like, just keep coaxing him more."

"...?"

"Li Xiao likes you very much, and he is very easy to talk to you. If he is not coaxed by you, I will give you my year-end award for this year."

"No, no, no, Mr. Shan!"

Encouraged by his boss, Mr. Cheng tried harder to recall the scene when Mr. Li rejected him from the pain.

Mr. Cheng has an excellent memory, and he stopped deliberately ignoring it, which made him suddenly realize the most suspicious thing that day—when Mr. Li spoke.

Mr. Li talked to him in the car, even if he stretched out his fingers to flick his forehead, he kept facing him sideways, like a male model sculpting, not even a little bit of hair turned away.Moreover, he didn't wear glasses, and his eyes were particularly hazy. At that time, Mr. Cheng was immersed in the grief and indignation of being "dumped", and mistakenly thought that it was a mature beauty exuding his unruly charm.

Mr. Cheng jumped up from his seat and pulled his hair: "I'm too stupid!"

Colleague comforted: "You are not stupid, you just look stupid!"

Mr. Cheng: "I have something to ask for personal leave, tell Mr. Shan that I will go back first, and I will leave the rest to you!"

"OK, keep chasing love!"

Mr. Cheng approached Mr. Li's friend, Lao Wu, and confirmed the statement that Mr. Li's ex-boyfriend was violent, and that the physical characteristics of the man wearing a peaked cap he saw that day were all consistent.

After many verifications by Mr. Cheng, Mr. Li did not deliberately want to be a "love liar", and there is a high probability that he encountered other problems.

Mr. Cheng cheered himself up, patted cold water on his cheeks, cheered himself up, and told himself that the men in the marketing department are always invincible!

Mr. Cheng rushed to the door of Mr. Li's house again, trying to squeeze in the door just like what Mr. Li had done before.

But there is a hanging chain in the door of Mr. Li's house, and the door can only be opened a crack.

Mr. Cheng bluffed people with a cold face: "Let me in."

Mr. Li turned his head subconsciously, but Mr. Cheng saw the bruises visible to the naked eye on the corners of Mr. Li's eyes through the crack of the door. It seemed that the color had not faded after a few days. Instead, it turned dark, like a panda's eyes. of.

Not only did Mr. Cheng want to cry, but he was also very angry: "What's wrong with your eyes?"

Mr. Li has never seen such an irritable Mr. Cheng, his tone is colder than him, and he even becomes guilty of lying: "Bump, the door frame is locked."

"Who hit it?"

"..."

"You let me in!"

"You want to come in?"

"Open the door quickly, or I won't leave!"

Mr. Li didn't understand why Mr. Cheng was so obsessed with entering the door, but he still let the person into the house and quickly locked the door behind him, as if he was afraid that someone else would come in.

Afterwards, Mr. Li collected his mood and asked indifferently, "What are you looking for me for?"

Mr. Cheng's tone weakened, his eyes turned red, and he looked at Mr. Li as if he was looking at a heartless man: "Brother Li, you can't trust me. I'm like everyone else, you just need to lie to me, and throw it away if you're bored. Yeah?"