Raiding the Thousand-Layer Routine of Tianxiangqingmei

"I want to stay at my sister's house," Xiaoniao Dangui said.

Xiaoniao Wisteria's father's elder brother, Xiaoniao Dangui's father, was taken aback for a moment, then nodded, looked at Wisteria and said, "Then I will trouble Wisteria for two days."

Little Bird Dangui was very excited when she heard that she was coming to Wisteria's house, and she was so excited that she couldn't sleep.

This kid rarely has things that he is so interested in and likes. It happens that he has something to do these two days, so let him stay here for a few days.

"Okay! I will take good care of Dangui!" Little Bird Wisteria vowed.She also likes this cousin very much, after all, who doesn't like cute children who like to hang around her?

Gojo Satoru stuffed a hard candy into his mouth, biting it expressionlessly until it crackled.

This little ghost is haunted.

Bird Wisteria's cell phone rang suddenly, she answered the phone, "Hello, Nitro? Huh? Are you coming?"

Twenty minutes later, the housekeeper came, holding a paper bag in his hand, and the little bird Wisteria saw the head of the wine bottle protruding from it.

"There is a child here, Nitro." Wisteria pointed to Dangui next to her.Isn't it nice to have kids drinking alcohol?Although she doesn't drink.

"It's okay!" Jia Ruozi waved his hand, "It's fruit wine, which has a very low alcohol content. Besides, I didn't let him drink it. There's also a bottle of cherry juice in it."

Come prepared.She suddenly received a call from Glass, saying that she would come to her house for dinner tonight.

"Then I'll stay and eat." Gojo Satoru said casually.

Nitzi came over and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Lend me your light." After speaking, he blinked at him, and the two quickly exchanged glances.

Yes, Nitro was called by him.

"Ah, let's call Jie over!"

After a while, Xia Youjie also came over, carrying a bag in his hand, "I heard that there are free meals, so I came, Wu also let me buy chicken livers along the way."

"Who told you to buy it! You remember it wrong!" Wujo Wu retorted vigorously, and winked at Xia Youjie.

"Ah, I forgot, I want to eat it myself."

The little bird Wisteria looked at the two of them speechlessly, took the chicken liver and Jiarui nitrous from Xia Youjie's hand, and went into the kitchen.

"Sister, let me help you!" Xiaoniao Dangui said.

"I can do a lot of things!"

"What can you do, little brat, get out of the way!" Gojo Goku opened the little bird Dangui with one hand, stood beside the wisteria, and said proudly, "Let the handsome guy help you chop vegetables!"

Bird Wisteria threw him a potato, watched him clumsily peel it, and then cut the potato into pieces with huge differences in size, and was amazed at how he did it.

"You and Jie take Dangui to play games." Little Bird Wisteria ruthlessly pushed him and Little Bird Dangui out of the kitchen.

Then Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie smiled at each other, and started the game time of torturing a six-year-old boy.

When Xiaoniao Wisteria and Jiarui Nizi came out of the kitchen, they happened to see Xiaoniao Dangui lying on the ground like a salted fish, with eyes staring at the ceiling with nothing but tears.

"What's the matter? Osmanthus? Why are you so decadent?"

"If you don't want to work hard, I should be a salted fish." When you realize that there is a gap that cannot be crossed anyway, hard work is meaningless.

His game record with the two was 0:30, and he was abused to the point where he was battered to pieces.

"Wu and Jie are so amazing, they actually teamed up to win against a six-year-old child." Jia Ruyan took a sip of the fruit wine and casually complained.

"Thank you for the compliment." The two replied with a smile, not caring about her sarcasm.

"Everyone will stay at Wisteria's house for a while. After all, we've been drinking, and tomorrow is the weekend anyway. There are many vacant rooms in Wisteria's house, right?"

"Ah, that's right, Nitro and Jie can stay here."

The two nodded in agreement, "That's troublesome."

"Very happy."

Several people were eating and drinking while chatting, and it was nine o'clock before they knew it.

"Hahaha come again! Idiot!"

"Who are you calling an idiot! Idiot! It's obviously you who lost!"

Xia Youjie and Jia Ruozi looked at the two drinking in front of them, their faces were flushed, obviously drunk.

The little bird wisteria stepped on the table with one foot, held a bottle of wine in the other hand, and drank with Wutiao Wuhuaquan who was sitting on the table, but wisteria's speed was already a beat slower than Wutiaowu's, and with the alcohol invading his brain, his movements were unknowingly slow how much.

"Huh? Why do I always lose?" Wisteria, a bird, looked puzzled and confused.

"Look what you got out of it"

"Scissors!"

"That's a hammer." Jiarui Glass said, "It's a hammer for hammering your stupid head."

I can't even recognize what I made.

"Ah, there's no more wine." Jie looked at the empty glass, his face was not sure whether it was the heat or the blush from drinking, and he looked a little drunk.

Nitzi looked inside the bag, all the wine had been drunk, so they drank other wine, which was much stronger than before.

Little Bird Wisteria said that she was a little dizzy and wanted to go back to her room to lie down.

"I'll go see my sister off!" Xiaoniao Dangui hurriedly got up and wanted to see her off, but was held down by a pair of strong hands.

"I'll see her off, do you want to be crushed to death by her suddenly falling down?" Gojo Satoru said a little drunk, got up and followed Wisteria out of the side hall.

Everyone has lived in Wisteria's house, so they naturally know which room they should live in.

Even in summer, the wind outside was a bit cool, which made the two of them wake up a lot.

"What are you doing here?"

"I'm afraid you'll fall asleep in your courtyard."

"Hehe, you're saying that because you've slept, Wu."

"No, I have never slept in your yard."

"I don't mind if you sleep in the yard tonight."

"No." Gojo Satoru's tone suddenly became childish and self-willed, "I want to sleep in your room."

"Huh? You want me to sleep in the courtyard?" Wisteria, who was drunk, didn't realize for a moment that Gojo Satoru wanted to snatch a room from her to sleep.

"No, sleep with you."

The two of them looked like they were drunk, and their obedient words did not go through the brain, but seemed to go through the stomach.

"Oh, that's it!" Fortunately, he didn't grab the bed with her.

Wisteria, the little bird, was lucky enough to remember where her room was. As soon as she opened the door in a daze, she was knocked to the ground by Gojo Satoru behind her.

"Hey, I said..." You are really heavy.

"Hush." ​​Gojo Satoru stretched out his slender fingers to caress her lips. She looked at him with half-opened eyes in a daze. The moonlight shone through the half-open door and shone on his face. The moonlight is still beautiful, handsome and incomparable.

It's so pretty, this person, I've been watching him since I was a child, but I can't get enough of him.

I really want to hide this man privately and monopolize this man, he is so kind.

"You look good."

It was Gojo Satoru who spoke, his tone was drunk, but his words were very serious.

After looking at her for a while, he hugged her, and then rubbed against her neck, feeling the temperature of her neck and the scent of wisteria flowers on her body.

It's so comfortable.

"What the hell are you doing, Wujo?" Wisteria reached out to rub his hair, but he grabbed it with one hand and pressed it to the top of his head. Wujo Wu straightened up and looked down at her.

"What are you doing, and the height difference is pressing me again? I'm going to whip you." Her hand moved, and what she held was not the whip, but Wujo Satoru's equally fiery hand.

"You..." Before she finished speaking, her mouth was blocked, and then there was a frantic lingering search. She was dizzy and couldn't make any judgments about what happened in front of her.

Dream, dream about him again.

"You are so heavy, Wu."

"Ah."

"Don't put it on my neck, okay? It's itchy!"

"No."

"Don't move your hands..."

"No."

"It's a bit cold."

"Then go inside!"

Gojo Satoru picked up Wisteria and tried to put her on her bed.

"Enlightenment." Glass's voice came from outside the door.

"Put down the wisteria and come out."

With a calm but irresistible tone, she quietly looked at the two people in the room.

Anyway, it's too early, it's better to be later.

The night wind from outside the door came in, and Gojo Wu became more awake.

"Ah, I see."

Gojo Satoru carefully put her on the bed, brushed away the broken hair on her face, covered her with the quilt, and was about to leave, but his hand was grabbed by the wisteria.

"Sleep together!" Wisteria was confused, but she just didn't want to let the person in front of her go.

Wujo smiled, went back again, leaned over and kissed her forehead, and said, "From now on, definitely, wait for me."

Perhaps too tired, too sleepy, the effect of alcohol came up, Wisteria fell asleep dizzily.

"It's really difficult, Ome." Gojo Satoru sighed.

Even the strongest has troubles that can't be solved.

Back in the side hall, Xia Youjie and Jia Ruzizi were also preparing to go to bed, and after greeting Wujo, they went back to their rooms.

"I'm going back to my room too." Little Bird Dangui yawned, got up and was about to leave.

"Wait." Wujo Satoru stopped him.

"Where is your room?"

"Ah, I'm sleeping with my sister!"

Because he was too young, he used to be afraid of the dark, so he slept with Wisteria when he came to Xiaoniao Wisteria's house, and he doesn't realize what's wrong now.

Because he is a six-year-old child.

"Sleep with brother~"

"Don't~"

"I'll show you face." Wujo Gou went up to pick him up, and was about to take him away under his arm.

"Hey! Let go of me! I'm going to find my sister!"

"She's asleep! There's no way to control you! Do you still want to wake her up?"

Xiaoniao Dangui immediately fell silent, but was still very unconvinced, why did he sleep with someone he hated!

He hates people with white hair the most!I also hate people with the surname Wutiao!

"When I grow up, I will beat you all over the floor. The winner stays with my sister, and the loser leaves automatically!" Xiaoniao Dangui said harshly.

Gojo Satoru: "Then you have no chance, please leave."

"I will be strong in the future!" Strong enough to crush this person.

"Come to our school~Maybe I'll teach you when the time comes! Call Mr. Wutiao and listen~"

"No! I don't want to go to the school you go to!"

He really hates this self-righteous man!

The author has something to say: The biggest flag in Xiaoniao Dangui's life: Painful Gojo Satoru

Gojo Satoru: "You have only one way to achieve your goal, dreaming~"