Left-hand plant flower right-hand governor

People say that the south hair is the north horse, but in Ma Xiaohu's generation, no one knows this name anymore.

Ma Xiaohu, a little sloppy, has been so-so since he learned Taoism, except that his surname is Ma and the ancestral hall is full of Ma's magic stick spirit cards, including his parents. people.His academic performance is average, his work is average, and he has never had a girlfriend. He really is more ordinary than ordinary people.Except that he must go to school and work every month on the sixteenth morning of the lunar calendar with a pale face and a pair of dark circles under his eyes.

The friends who jokingly called Ma Xiaohu a sick beauty didn't know that he didn't sleep every full moon night, and he was tossed and exhausted all night. It's no wonder that no woman likes him no matter how handsome he is.

Ma Xiaohu, who is too cloudy, can't help it. Who made his family have a super troublesome family member.There is no cure for the old man suffering from Alzheimer's disease. If the old man in the family is lost, he is not worried about death, but if the family members of Ma Xiaohu's family are lost, then the one who dies is someone else, and the next one is definitely himself. up.

"The factory flower is so handsome!" Liu Xiaoxiao next to her exclaimed to Chen Kun on the big screen.Liu Xiaoxiao is a new female colleague in the company. She has long hair and big eyes and is very beautiful. The most important thing is that she doesn't have a boyfriend yet.

"Didn't you just say he was beautiful?" Ma Xiaohu, who was confused, couldn't understand women's aesthetics.But it doesn't matter, Ma Xiaohu, who has been single, is very grateful to Chen Kun, who has a charming appearance, and successfully asked her out to watch a movie today.

"It's really beautiful." Liu Xiaoxiao stared intently at Yuhuatian on the movie screen.

"Even the fingers are so pretty." Seeing Yu Huatian's casual and arrogant expression while holding the dagger, Liu Xiaoxiao couldn't help admiring again.

"Is that so?" Ma Xiaohu imitated Yu Huatian's movements and handed a row of chocolates to Liu Xiaoxiao.

The line of sight was blocked, and Liu Xiaoxiao, who originally wanted to turn her head and continue to look at Yuhuatian, was attracted by Ma Xiaohu's fingers.

"Huh? Your fingers are so beautiful. Mine are not as good-looking as yours. It's a pity not to practice the piano." Surprisingly, Liu Xiaoxiao looked at Ma Xiaohu's slender fingers with even knuckles by the light of the big screen.

"How do you know I haven't practiced?" Ma Xiaohu lightly danced her fingers, as if playing a piano in the air.

"Do you really practice?" Liu Xiaoxiao's attention was all on Ma Xiaohu's beautiful fingers.

"Guess?" Ma Xiaohu deliberately put his finger under Liu Xiaoxiao's eyelids, and the amazing reverse finger was folded so easily.

"I guess it should be, otherwise there would be such soft joints." Liu Xiaoxiao unceremoniously looked at Ma Xiaohu's fingers, and found that his fingers were surprisingly flexible.Not long after she joined this company, Liu Xiaoxiao noticed that the male colleague in the sales department had a very special temperament. He was tall, thin, and slightly feminine. Some veteran colleagues gave him the nickname "sick beauty", which made her even more curious about him. Heart.Of course she could tell whether a good-looking handsome guy was interested in her, and she had a date today under the usual ambiguous probing.

In the dim environment, her black eyes were shining, Ma Xiaohu grabbed Liu Xiaoxiao's fingers with her backhand, turned her head and continued watching the movie, only leaving Liu Xiaoxiao with a beautiful profile with slightly red cheeks.In fact, Ma Xiaohu, who has successfully picked up girls, is secretly happy. It seems that he used to soak in hot water every day to soften his muscles and bones in order to practice drawing spells. The hands never separated.

"How about we go have some supper before going back?" Ma Xiaohu looked at the beautiful moonlight outside, and really didn't want to go back so early.

"Oops!" Ma Xiaohu's face turned pale as her black eyes reflected the full moon in the sky.

"What's wrong?" Liu Xiaoxiao, who was startled by Ma Xiaohu's sudden scream, could only feel the cold wind blowing down her back.

"Sorry, Xiaoxiao, you should take a taxi back first! My family is lost again!" Ma Xiaohu was frightened by the distant scream that no one else could hear, and immediately apologized and left Liu Xiaoxiao and ran towards the west.

"What are you doing?!" Liu Xiaoxiao, who was left behind, stared dumbfounded at Ma Xiaohu's running back, never expecting that the rumors about Ma Xiaohu in the company would actually be practiced on her.It turned out that it was true that Ma Xiaohu would be summoned away by his family every night of the full moon. She could accept that Ma Xiaohu was a werewolf who could transform, but she couldn't accept a bad person who stepped on two boats with one foot!

"What a rotten person! I'm so mad! My family, my wife, right?" Liu Xiaoxiao, who had inquired about it a long time ago, knew that Ma Xiaohu had no parents, brothers and sisters at all, and that she didn't have to serve her future in-laws was the reason why Liu Xiaoxiao would consider Ma Xiaohu , Liu Xiaoxiao originally had a good impression of the handsome Ma Xiaohu and wanted to continue to develop, but now it is completely impossible!

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"Hey... where did the ancestor go this time?" Ma Xiaohu, who has been searching for a long time but couldn't find it, looks like this time his girlfriend is going to blow it up again.

Finally, I managed to make an appointment with a new female colleague from the company to watch the recently popular "Flying Swords of the Dragon Gate". After watching the movie, Ma Xiaohu, who was fascinated by the movie, walked out of the cinema holding the hand of her female colleague and looked up. The full moon in the night sky remembered that today is the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar.

Bless the ancestors, it must never appear in crowded places!Considering that it is his own ancestor, asking for its blessing is like asking cats not to eat fish, and asking the Red Lions not to be corrupt. Ma Xiaohu can only ask God to bless his ancestor with "senile dementia" not to cause trouble. !

It is true that Ma Xiaohu has no other living family members, but he has dead relatives, and the phrase that there is no peace in death is used to describe Ma Xiaohu, his zombie ancestor.

The ancestor who turned into a zombie was Ma Xiaohu’s great-great-great-great-great-grandfather. The Ma family has been a professional magic stick for generations. After so many years of chasing corpses and catching ghosts, one day he got retribution. When he caught zombies, he was bitten by zombies and buried again No, I can't bear to burn it, because it is not a brutal corpse, so I secretly raise it to absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, and I have been raising it for hundreds of years.It's Ma Xiaohu's turn to call for cremation to be an active and good citizen. One reason is that the legacy of the ancestors is not allowed, and another reason is that Ma Xiaohu's mana is too weak to burn it.

Zombies are transformed after death. There is no soul in the corpse. After hundreds of years, not only the corpse has become invulnerable, but also slowly has a weak spiritual consciousness. The trouble for Ma Xiaohu is here. .In the past, the old ancestor was very well-behaved, and he stood quietly in the same place 365 days a year, holding the corpse. Since it can move, it has caused Ma Xiaohu a lot of trouble.

The ancestor is not like a puppy who teaches carefully and may learn to go to the bathroom at a fixed place, because its IQ is not even that of a three-year-old child, but it is also infinitely powerful. Whenever it wants to go out to bask in the moonlight on a full moon night, Ma Xiao Hu couldn't stop it, so he had to follow the ancestor closely, and didn't carry it home until it had enough moonlight and calmed down.

Running around is not the most troublesome thing. It would be fine if the old ancestor had been basking in the moonlight all the time, but if someone who didn't have eyes provoked the old ancestor and let it be stained with human blood, then Ma Xiaohu would be really unlucky.As the only surviving blood relative of the ancestor, once the ancestor becomes a brutal corpse, Ma Xiaohu will bear the brunt of being sucked dry of the blood from his whole body, so Ma Xiaohu dare not neglect this ancestor in the slightest.Anyway, he can live without a wife in his whole life, and he only has one life, which must be cherished.

Because of the low mana, Ma Xiaohu couldn't calculate the location of his ancestors, so Ma Xiaohu could only follow the tops of the tall buildings that he liked to go to in the past. When someone jumped off the building, he recognized that the long-haired jumper standing on the top of the water tower was his ancestor through the bright yellow pajamas. Ma Xiaohu immediately rushed to the top of the building, regardless of the police inside the cordon. blocking.

"Brother, we're going home." Ma Xiaohu called the old ancestor on the water tower.In the past 30 years, he has called his ancestors from "bo" to "uncle" to "brother".

"It's mentally handicapped to look so good-looking." The policewoman next to her complained in a relieved manner as if she was about to pack up her things and eat supper after get off work.When Ma Xiaohu saw that the policemen were not suspicious of the ancestor, he was temporarily relieved and continued to call it.The old ancestor was only 36 years old when he died. He was wearing bright yellow pajamas to make it easier for him to find. His long hair blown by the night wind added a bit of credibility to the mental retardation. not human.

"Brother, come home with me."

It is said that the IQ of the ancestors seems to have increased over the years, and Ma Xiaohu will respond if he changes his name.No, Ma Xiaohu only called it twice, and the ancestor jumped down from the top of the 6-meter-high water tower with a bang, and stood straight next to Ma Xiaohu, startling the police next to him.

"Is he okay?" The policewoman stared at her ancestor with wide eyes.

"It's okay, it's okay." Ma Xiaohu's expression changed, and Ma Xiaohu suddenly flew onto the ancestor's body, pressed its head on her shoulder, and wanted to protect it and leave.

"Is it okay? His foot seems to be hurt." Seeing the old ancestor walking in a strange and stiff posture, the policewoman thought that it hurt his foot when he jumped from the water tower, but he didn't know how to say it hurts, and was worried.

"It's really all right. He used to love climbing trees. He has never been injured by a fall. His body is very strong." But Ma Xiaohu was also sweating coldly from the height that his ancestor jumped from just now.If he had known that there were policemen here, he might as well have told his ancestor to jump off from the bottom of the building, since it wouldn't break anyway.

"How can you be a younger brother? He is obviously injured. You should take him to the doctor." A hot-blooded aunt who was onlookers mistakenly thought that Ma Xiaohu thought that the mentally retarded ancestor was a burden and refused to spend money to take him. Seeing a doctor taught Ma Xiaohu, an incompetent family member, a lesson.

"Okay, I'll take it right away." Ma Xiaohu wanted to carry the ancestor across the crowd with sloppy eyes, but the ancestor who hadn't been exposed to the moonlight raised his head again, with ferocious sharp fangs and The faint green eyes immediately frightened the people around.

"Ghost!" The aunt was scared to death.

"It's a zombie! Vampire zombie!"

"No, no! It's just dentures! It's fake! It's fake!" Ma Xiaohu explained in panic, but the old ancestor's terrifying eyes made Ma Xiaohu's words believable.

There was a bang, and in the panic, the police fired. Ma Xiaohu, who used her ancestors as a shield, was cornered by the black muzzle of the gun.Xin just wanted to abandon the old ancestor and run away quickly, the old ancestor in his arms became frantic as if frightened by the screaming crowd, causing Ma Xiaohu to hold the old ancestor quickly lest it hurt someone.

"Ah?" Ma Xiaohu, who was pulling the old ancestor, felt that his waist was empty, and then dragged the old ancestor to fall from the top of the building.

"what!!!!"