Left-hand plant flower right-hand governor

Ma Xiaohu, who was easily dismissed by a chicken, seems to have opened up the two veins of Ren and Du. He is also active in recognizing people in front of the portrait, but the effect of recognizing people has not improved.

Since Ma Xiaohu is really a child and cannot be taught, Yu Huatian had no choice but to let him continue to pretend for a few more days to minimize the chance of Ma Xiaohu revealing his secrets.The emperor was ill and couldn't go to court early, so of course Concubine Wan Gui was in a hurry, and came to serve Ma Xiaohu early the next morning.

Ma Xiaohu stayed in the middle of the night just to recognize people last night, and she took it for granted that she was still lying on the bed and sleeping soundly.Fortunately, the old ancestor has been moved by Yuhuatian to the beam and continues to pretend to be dried Jinhua ham, so that he won't be scared to death by Concubine Wan Gui like yesterday.

But Ma Xiaohu also failed to stay in bed, because the aroma in his nose disturbed his lucid dreams, and a long-prepared sneeze made his whole body fall off the pillow.

"Mom---" I was annoyed, impatient and speechless.

As soon as she opened her eyes and saw that her mother used perfume as an alarm clock to wake him up again, Ma Xiaohu wanted to turn her head and continue sleeping with her butt facing her.When the sleepy brain finally recognized that the woman in ancient costume with the gold hairpin in front of her was not her dead mother, Ma Xiaohu, who called the wrong person, stared at Concubine Wan Gui's face and instantly got stuck.

He should know that there are Changhua and Uncle Dan here, but he didn't expect that Concubine Wan Gui had a face that was no different from his mother's twin sisters. What the hell was going on?Thinking that Concubine Wan Gui is still her own concubine, Ma Xiaohu has goosebumps all over her body, he really has no Oedipus plot!

"Mom?" Concubine Wan Gui looked at Ma Xiaohu in a confused and strange way.

"Horse, I want to ride a horse." Ma Xiaohu, whose head was undergoing a nuclear explosion, changed his words wisely.

"Your majesty is dreaming of riding a horse." Seeing that Ma Xiaohu was about to pass through, Yu Huatian, who was standing behind Concubine Wan Gui, gave Ma Xiaohu a wink. You must know that the dead emperor doesn't know how to ride a horse.

"Oh, my feet are so numb." In order to make Concubine Wan Gui mistakenly think that he dreamed about riding a horse and did not sleep well, which caused his feet to be numb and cramped, Ma Xiaohu moaned cooperatively. The manager, Yu Huatian, hurried ahead of Concubine Wan Gui, holding Ma Xiaohu's leg in his arms and rubbing it carefully.The low-browed and pleasing eyes are so heartwarming, only the angle of Ma Xiaohu who is lying on the bed can receive Yuhuatian's savage shot from behind the scenes.

Knowing that she had made a slip of the tongue, Ma Xiaohu had no choice but to continue moaning, and Yu Huatian was too prescient, and gave him medicine to make him weak in advance. The pale face made Concubine Wan Gui not suspicious of Ma Xiaohu, but even more so. Worried about Ma Xiaohu's condition.The so-called urgent medical treatment really has its source. When Ma Xiaohu heard that Concubine Wan Gui had summoned a sorcerer named Li Zisheng to come in and offer elixir, he was very anxious.Ma Xiaohu himself is a magic stick, regardless of whether Li Shengfa found the ham ancestor on the beam, Ma Xiaohu would definitely not be able to eat the elixir offered by that flattering guy.

"The emperor drank the medicine prescribed by the imperial doctor, but it didn't help. What can you do?" It seemed that Concubine Wan Gui, who was afraid of getting old, was also a drug addict, and her superstitious belief in pills was no less than that of Zhu Jianshen, the dead emperor.

"Reporting to Concubine Wan Gui, Your Majesty, this is because the spirit of the essence is not solidified, and the minister has recently refined the Immortal Cloud Pill of Guyuan Yishou..."

Peeking out of the corner of his eyes, he heard that Li Zixing, who looked like a fairy and was extremely wretched, was flattering him, saying how hard he was making the elixir, how powerful the elixir was, and Ma Xiaohu, who only understood the superficial meaning of Jingyuan, was the first The only thought was to jump up and chop him.This Li Zisheng dared to say that he has kidney deficiency. Isn't this an indirect satire on his impotence? !Because Ma Xiaohu pretended to be sick, she endured the seizure for a while, but when she heard that Wan Guifei asked Li Zixing to pass on the elixir, Ma Xiaohu realized that she could not bear it any longer.

The whitening pills that Yuhuatian fed to herself, Ma Xiaohu didn't know the ingredients, so she could deceive herself and others to comfort herself, but in fact it wasn't poisonous, but the so-called elixir of immortality made by these bullshit alchemists through chemical experiments, Ma Xiaohu knew that it was full of mercury, Eating it while taking deadly poisons such as arsenic and sulfur is like getting your head kicked by a donkey.

"Your Majesty?" Concubine Wan Gui, who looks like her mother, took the Guyuan Yishou Xianyun Pill from Li Zixing and handed it to Ma Xiaohu for him to look at. Ma Xiaohu saw the white and slender jade fingers In a trance, his bones became pale, so that Ma Xiaohu thought his mother came back from the underworld to visit him, and if he didn't put on a little make-up and show his bones, it would frighten the flowers and plants.Too nostalgic, Ma Xiaohu looked at Concubine Wan Gui so fascinated that she almost forgot about the other people around her.

"I'll make you tired." Ma Xiaohu finally came to her senses.Concubine Wan Gui kindly gave this pill to him, it would be abnormal if he didn't take it, because he was not Ma Xiaohu but Zhu Jianshen's cowardly emperor who was afraid of death.In fact, it was Ma Xiaohu who felt that Yuhuatian's hand slowly rubbing his calf was getting harder and harder, fearing that the leg bone would be broken by his powerful diamond finger, so Ma Xiaohu had no choice but to eat the elixir aggrieved .

Because this was not being kicked by a donkey but revenge for being pinched, Ma Xiaohu also missed Li Zisheng because of this. In order to live a few more years in the future, Ma Xiaohu was determined to kill all these warlocks in Li Zisheng.

However, Ma Xiaohu, who was eager to get rid of the fate of taking the elixir, ignored another point, because he broke away from Yuhuatian's script and performed rehabilitation without authorization to avoid taking the highly poisonous elixir. Seeing that Ma Xiaohu was able to walk and eat soon after taking the elixir, she felt relieved and summoned Li Zixing to help her make the elixir of permanent youth. Using a secret trick to make them all change their majors to become chemists who benefit the country and the people, of course, these are things to come.

"Your Majesty." After seeing Concubine Wan Gui away, Yu Huatian, who was rubbing Ma Xiaohu's legs and feeding her medicine, turned around and his entire aura changed. His face was still the same, and the curvature of the corners of his mouth was still the same. It was just that the sound of the emperor made Ma Xiaohu's heart tremble.

"I can explain, I can explain!"

"The elixir is poisonous. If I take it for a long time, I will die unconsciously."

"Poisonous? How does the emperor know?" Besides, Yu Huatian himself fed poison to Ma Xiaohu, did Ma Xiaohu guard against Li Zixing so much?

"I don't believe that others only believe in you. If I do, I will only eat what you feed me. Who knows how many people in this world want my life? Maybe that Li Zixing is Cao Gonggong's person." Speaking of the crucial point The local Ma Xiaohu flattered Yuhuatian again in an attempt to fool him.If you really want to take poison, then you can only eat what Yuhuatian feeds. If you eat all the miscellaneous things in your stomach and form a new type of poison that even Yuhuatian can't cure, then he really has to be reincarnated. .

"Really, I'll feed you everything?" Ma Xiaohu's flattery seemed to be in the right place, and Yu Huatian, who was in a better mood, came to train Ma Xiaohu in another way.He took out another small bottle from the skirt of his clothes, and looked at Ma Xiaohu silently with red eyes.

"You... Take it easy, I'm very fragile." If you can't stand repeated tossing, you need to take good care of it!Having said that, Ma Xiaohu really opened his mouth in cooperation, which shows that Yuhuatian's training of Ma Xiaohu is showing results.

"Who made Li Zisheng's elixir so effective, the emperor will go to court tomorrow." After feeding the soybean-sized pill into Ma Xiaohu's mouth, Yu Huatian did not pursue Ma Xiaohu's previous modification of the script without authorization. caused derailment.

"Hey?" Yuhuatian, what does this mean?Could it be that what he fed himself was the antidote?

"It's not too dull." Seeing Ma Xiaohu's reaction, Yuhuatian flipped Ma Xiaohu's robe and flew to the top of the palace wall, and then relied on his excellent lightness kung fu to land on the head of the night watch guard. It passed silently and went straight to the outside of the Forbidden City.

"What are you doing?" The crescent moon hangs high, isn't it too wasteful to elope on this sleepy night?

It's just that Yuhuatian didn't answer him, and continued to jump forward with Ma Xiaohu in his arms like a spring roll.

Yuhuatian's martial arts are too high and his speed is too fast. The cool night wind blows on Ma Xiaohu's face, making him feel the chill of the end of spring. Turning his neck to see the scenery under the roof, he inadvertently sticks to Yuhuatian, which is also as cold as cold Yu's cheek, Ma Xiaohu realized that she was a little warmer than him, and couldn't help feeling a little strange in her heart.

"Wan An must flatter the emperor every morning, the emperor must remember him."

After this distraction, Ma Xiaohu didn't have time to notice when Yuhuatian stopped, and she also stopped in someone else's house.

The mouth that was about to ask was pressed by Yuhuatian's fingers. Following Yuhuatian's instructions, he looked at Fei Wan'an, who was hugging the beautiful woman, and nodded silently in response to Yuhuatian. After the last retreat, the whole process took less than three seconds, and Yuhuatian's own martial arts skills were excellent, and Xiaohu didn't make any trouble. It's no wonder that the guards of Wan'an's family could find out.

"It really is a spy." This business of spying on secrets is too professional.

"Do you really remember? You must remember the faces of all the civil and military officials in the capital before tomorrow morning, and you can't make mistakes." The spy chief Yu Huatian, who was basking in the moonlight on the roof with Ma Xiaohu, asked him. The moonlight was so beautiful, and his clothes fluttered. How many people are killed in seconds, but it's a pity that Ma Xiaohu doesn't know how to appreciate it, and her attention is all focused on not having to sleep tonight.

"Remember, remember. That Wan'an is so fat, he must have shaved a lot of people's fat, and I will make him spit it all out in the future. You will keep it." The mouth was poor and slippery, but he didn't hide his innocence. A greedy mind.

"Let's go." Without saying anything, Yuhuatian acquiesced in the new emperor's little hobby, and instead of stopping it, he took him to continue investigating the wealth and poverty of other officials' families.

Flying around on the roof all night, Ma Xiaohu was still remembering the last one when the ministers entered the palace in a sedan chair, but the effect was really remarkable, even Yu Huatian didn't think that Ma Xiaohu could really take a look at it. The face of all the civil and military officials and the names of the people on the number were matched, and the whole morning was passed safely.

But passing through the early court safely does not mean that Concubine Wan Gui can survive safely. When Concubine Wan Gui realized that the recovering emperor had not stayed in her bedroom for a few days, Ma Xiaohu was in a tragedy.

The author has something to say: Er Biyin

On a certain day of a certain year and a certain month, all the people in the group are forced to do so, so they write this soy sauce poem for fun. Guess who is the slave's family name?

When the moon falls and the stars meet you, the sun shines obliquely on the small bridge.

The color of the trees is new, and the new leaves are just born, and if the leaves are fluttering, they will reflect the purple cherry

The water is light, the ink is fragrant, and the words are Qingwei, thank you for going to Sanchun Jianjiaqian

The eyebrows are like black thorn hairpins, and the chrysanthemum is big in the misty moon and autumn.

In the whole world, there is only the fragrance of calligraphy and ink, and the idle clouds and wild cranes are leisurely and immortal

Qingmei lights up the lights like beans, but Xu Youran forgets each other

The white dew is like frost and condenses like snow, the west wind can't solve the marriage

Erlai is as beautiful as the Su family, and it will be difficult to embroider the family and country in [-] years

Leisurely wandering among the flowers is only drunk with ink, and I just want to listen to it.

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All the writers are 2B literary youths haha.

yard broth to go