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"By the way, it turns out that Zhu Jianshen has become a martial idiot after his Oedipus abandoned the government."

The big guy who was ridiculed by the genuine Ma Xiaohu turned his head to the emperor's class to practice martial arts. He changed his body for no reason. Lord Lord gave a special license to exempt all the appearances that had to be pretended to be the emperor in the early court, and then he ran back to the West Factory headquarters to play with the iron mask on himself, and he was not afraid that one day he would forget to wear the mask and scare his colleagues to their knees.

As for the genuine Ma Xiaohu, who is sitting comfortably on the couch right now, looking at the flattering words written by various courtiers in the notebooks, but the flattering words are not bad, it is better than all the notebooks are for him to accept the new concubine The thing is, probably those courtiers have been tamed by Yuhuatian long ago. Seeing that Xiao Baozi's position as the crown prince is as solid as gold, he temporarily gave up his idea of ​​filling the harem with women, but intensified his search for people's fat and fat to fatten himself.

But this world belonged to Yuhuatian, and they played these tricks under Yuhuatian's nose, it was a trick, even Ma Xiaohu saw through their tricks.

I saw Ma Xiaohu flicking his fingers so lightly that the yellow paper figurines at the desk stood up, tremblingly carrying a brush to imitate Yu Huatian's handwriting on the paper, and put those few The minister gave a harsh criticism.

"Will it change?" Lying halfway on the bed with his head resting on Ma Xiaohu's lap, Yu Huatian lazily cast a sideways glance at the yellow paper figurine who was reviewing the memorial.It's just that the half-foot-high piece of thin paper can imitate his handwriting without any mistakes. This Ma Xiaohu can't learn to imitate handwriting, but is very good at opportunistic and cheating.

"Yes, I can also give you a massage." Ma Xiaohu beckoned another little paper figurine who was rubbing ink, as if asking for credit. Just as she was about to transform it into a human form, she suddenly realized that she had changed into a boy and turned into a man. Girls were not suitable, so he used his brains to turn the little paper figurine into a little girl who was only eleven or twelve years old, with white and tender hands and feet, slender and cute, with the innocence of a child but without the charm of a woman. Her face pierced with paper is too unsightly, and the jealous Ma Xiaohu and Sima Zhao's heart is too obvious.

"It's so ugly." Yu Huatian closed his eyes in disgust, not looking at the thing that hurt his eyes.

"Oh, then I'll change it back." Ma Xiaohu, who had succeeded in her trick, waved the paper figurine back to grind the ink.

"Are you tired? Let me press it for you? Anyway, the memorial is almost finished." Ma Xiaohu didn't ask for Yuhuatian's opinion at all, because his claws had already reached Yuhuatian's shoulder.Although it was actually the other way around, Yu Huatian was lying down while Ma Xiaohu was sitting and reviewing the memorial, but it was indeed a bit hard for him to be forced by Yuhuatian to deal with the government affairs recently.

"Okay, only Guan Yuan, Qi Haiyu and above." Yu Huatian, who finally knew how to throw the hard work back to Ma Xiaohu, lazily wrapped a long pillow on his face and turned his back to Ma Xiaohu.

"Where are... Guan Yuan and Qi Haiyu?" After understanding the above two words, Ma Xiaohu felt that those two acupuncture points were not good positions.

"Where did you say it was?" Yu Huatian cast a sideways glance at him, seducing dead Ma Xiaohu's little white eyes.

"Oh, I understand, only Guan Yuan, Qi Haiyu and above." Reluctantly agreed, Ma Xiaohu actually knew where the acupuncture points of Guan Yuan and Qi Haiyu were, but Yu Huatian was too shrewd, alas...

But Ma Xiaohu couldn't be bothered!Because there is a posture called 69 in this world!Only for Guan Yuan, Qi Haiyu and above, right? In reverse, it is below!

So in broad daylight, Ma Xiaohu succeeded again, the aftereffect was that he was buried by a mountain of hard work that night, just like what Yuhuatian said, it was a pity that he had so much energy not to spend it well.So Ma Xiaohu, who had tasted some sweetness during the day, went to help Yuhuatian share the work bitterly, wasting a good night time in vain, and could only watch Yuhuatian monopolize the big dragon by himself. The bed was a sound sleep.

【Great-great-great-grandmother, what happened to the old ancestor? 】Flying the folded paper cranes, Ma Xiaohu has become more and more amazing since changing her body.

[Stop calling me aunt!You were born half an hour earlier than me!It's fine. 】The paper crane that came back roared first, and then said it was very good.

【Alright, Xiao Yuer. 】The skinny Ma Xiaohu felt disgusted again, and Ma Yusu bowed her head and continued with her work.

However, at the same time, the "it's fine" ancestor quietly watched a girl with a bleeding neck being pushed in front of him with a pair of black eyes.

"Your existence has always been a threat to the leader." The smiling mask was taken off, and someone's true face was blocked behind by the gradually closing door.

"This, where is this place?" The poor girl clutched her sore neck and looked around in panic. When she saw her ancestor's eyes that were faintly reddened by the smell of blood, she immediately screamed in horror.

Turning a deaf ear to the eardrum-shattering screams, the ancestor just looked up at the iron window, which was only an inch in size, and broke through the iron window with his head with a squint, and then opened the small iron window with both hands, and then opened it again. Under the horrified gaze of the girl, he kicked his legs and escaped like this.

"Then what should I do?" The girl who thought she would be eaten by the monster watched the monster escape from the two-meter-high small iron window, but she was only 1.3 meters tall and it was enough to jump around the stretched hole Don't touch it.

Therefore, someone who wants to put the ancestors in jeopardy must see whether the ancestors are willing to cooperate. Although the ancestors who are growing in mind cannot express themselves, it does not mean that they have no ideas of their own.

And the idea of ​​the ancestor who is a little more advanced is to pick what he wants to bite instead of suppressing his blood addiction like other people expect. This is probably because the ancestor is not a human being...

So when Ma Yusu saw the good old ancestor she just finished talking about flashing her fangs at Cao Shaoqin, she couldn't help being furious and stuck the mahogany sword in its mouth to block its fangs. Prepare a large formation to clean up the old ancestor, but the old ancestor who knew he was wrong and slippery just ran away without a trace with her peach wood sword in his mouth.

"Damn it, why did it happen again?" Ma Yusu frowned, emotionally unable to refuse Cao Shaoqin's begging for her help, and in blood, Ma Xiaohu was eaten to death, and the duty of a celestial master must be responsible to his ancestors. In short, Ma Yusu has worked hard all his life.Unexpectedly, Cao Shaoqin, who was almost bitten, even chased after him, without giving her any peace of mind, he chased after Ma Yusu who was so anxious to copy him.

So on such a beautiful night, Ma Xiaohu was working hard to turn on the lamp, and the old ancestor ran around, followed by a group of people who were out of breath, which further set off Yuhuatian's sound sleep.

But according to Yu Huatian, Ma Xiaohu was born to restrain him, so when he finally had a good night's sleep, he opened his eyes and saw two Ma Xiaohu appearing in front of him. Wake-up gas broke out immediately.

"Why are you here?" Yu Huatian exuded a dark and gloomy aura, as if his anger would burst out indiscriminately in the next moment like a rainstorm.

"I was bullied, so I cried to my parents." Looking at Yuhuatian's hand hidden under the quilt, Ma Xiaohu, who was worried that he would not know whether to hit him with a weapon or hit his ancestors, hesitated for a moment and then gave a cowardly look. Shrink your neck and hide behind your ancestors.

At dawn last night, I picked up an old ancestor who wanted to come in but hesitated by the window. Ma Xiaohu looked at the pitiful pair of red eyes protruding from the window sill, and did not suppress it as violently as Ma Yusu Instead of being addicted to blood, he stuffed the few remaining stone spirits into the mouth of the ancestor, and stayed with him quietly until dawn.

Knowing that Yuhuatian would be unhappy seeing his ancestor, alas...

"You raise it yourself, and you handle it yourself." After a long silence with a cold face, a thin smile that only Ma Xiaohu could understand appeared in the darkness, and Yu Huatian turned his head and put on his clothes and went out.

"Uh... Yu." Knowing that she was wrong, Ma Xiaohu looked at Yuhuatian's leaving back speechlessly but didn't know how to call him.

However, Ma Xiaohu, who had a bitter face, was sympathized by the ancestors. He stretched out his paws and patted Ma Xiaohu's head again and again, and moved like eating candy from time to time. Moving the thing in his mouth, that ignorant look further accentuated Ma Xiaohu's bitterness.

"At least Yu didn't throw hidden weapons around like before, did he?" It seems that the ancestor also sympathized with Ma Xiaohu in vain, because this guy who pretended to be a pig and eat a tiger was clearly determined to let Yu Huatian let him go. There was nothing wrong with beating him on the head.

"Okay, let me avenge you first. Do you really think that I don't know anything in the palace?" After the grief and anger, he is extremely insidious to protect his weaknesses. Soul technique, don't think that the soul division technique only has sequelae.

"But why are you biting Cao Shaoqin? You obviously can't bear it." Asked the old ancestor back, and then only saw that it opened a pair of bright eyes and pretended to be stupid, watching Ma Xiaohu until the corners of his eyes twitched.

This old ancestor is getting better and better, and he is still acting stupid, what should he do in the future?